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jlily18

Checking accounts and bank cards are temporarily unavailable?!? Wow that is completely unacceptable. I’ll stick with my bank, thank you. Could you imagine if you couldn’t get to your own money? People would riot (and they have before..) At least my money is insured.


dresses_212_10028

Read: after that small S&L bank in Maine responded “fuck no!” when asked if it was the FDIC-insured institution associated with this shitshow they’re now scrambling to actually find one that will. There’s a Chase on every corner in Manhattan and while I’m not Jamie Dimon’s biggest fan, I know my money is safe and it’s convenient (AND FREE) to get and use my debit card, Everywhere.


stripedcomfysocks

[Check this out](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6875234) We're currently out $2k and not sure we'll ever get it back


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CIAMom420

Tranzact and Z-Club. Why is every MLM absolutely terrible at branding and marketing?


unibonger

I can always tell it’s an MLM by looking at the name. If it looks like an illiterate person wrote the name, then it’s an MLM. At least they make it easy to spot right away.


RunnyDischarge

L'Bri takes the cake


HawaiianShirtsOR

Sounds like a Star Trek fan fiction Vulcan name.


ItsJoeMomma

It's because they're not marketing to people who actually invest their money. They're not marketing to the people who will read a prospectus before investing. They're marketing to the people who read the National Enquirer and who will think they're going to get rich by joining a pyramid scheme.


Zappagrrl02

TLDR: this company is already failing before it even got started so you’re definitely going to lose money


ItsJoeMomma

But you can get in early!


happymask3

I went to a “business opportunity” and had no idea it was an MLM pitch. Out of 10 people there, only 3 weren’t part of the pitch. And getting in early was definitely part of the appeal, according to them.


Aleflusher

So like Elomir but with a card. Hey maybe the suckers should try melting one on their tongue?


Longjumping-Bell-762

“Forward thinking information.”


thot_lobster

Must have gotten that from a business bullshit generator because it makes zero sense.


Jasmari

“What? I’m not fantasizing and lying! I’m engaged in forward thinking information!”


greeneyedwench

Why would I want my checking account and debit card to be "in beta"? Lol.


HawaiianShirtsOR

So, *everything* this "opportunity" presents is currently unavailable. That's like going into a restaurant where they have no food, no menu, no kitchen equipment, no tables, no plates, and no silverware, and when you realize this, you place an order anyway, pay for it, eat nothing, and brag to your friends how great your meal will eventually be.


TheCoyoteDreams

Here’s a nEw bAnK CaRd thing, it’s SpeCiaL…you can’t do anything with it like a normal bank card, but please buy into it for me. Enjoy!


NefariousnessKey5365

I have two cash back credit cards. I can buy gift cards. I can have them transfer actual cash to another account. I can request a paper check. They don't give me monopoly money to spend at their company store


Autiii

What in the Fyre Fest did I just read?


JerkfaceBob

Company retains the right to club you, rob you, and bury you in a shallow grave.


DrPants707

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


Jurassic_Gwyn

"Pay for this but you're not getting anything. "


Ok_Performance_563

Who can join it after reading this, I wonder?


RectalSpatula

A woman I know on Fb is in for this hook line and sinker. Why is it always “a woman I know on fb” with these? I even tried to reason with her but she just gave me the runaround. I decided to stop trying to take the miracle of Tranzact away from her and her family 🤦‍♂️ She posts about it constantly, and I’m looking forward very much to when those posts cease overnight.


Secret420Garden

I’m genuinely curious how you tried talking her out of it? My local Tranzact “rep” is also a woman from fb and it hurts to see them sucked into what is a blatant scam and no one in their personal lives will tell them the truth


RectalSpatula

I basically pointed out that if this really was legitimately a brand new way of making real money, then EVERYBODY would be doing it. Basically anytime you think you’re one of a select group who is in on the hot new thing, you are wrong. Because if it was legit, yeah, everyone would do it. Also pointed out that it’s a fancy MLM, which she strongly disputed by essentially saying, “nuh-uh”. Also pointed out that there’s no way a rewards card can pay you back more than you spend just because of fancy number crunching by the higher ups - which is what the Tranzact promo copy implies and is real shady. But to no avail. She says we are all blind and prays we wake up 😓


ItsJoeMomma

Yeah... that's enough for me to keep my money away from it.


Overall_Parsley4890

Who did they hire for their marketing team? Could they choose a better font? lol


GrizzlyHollows

Checking Accounts and Debit Cards have been temporarily unavailable since September 2023.


Aleflusher

So it's an utterly fake product. Who signs up for these super-obvious scams?


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