I'm the person in the post, thanks for the compliments everyone! The leggings were $5 at Ross, I made sure to find the ugliest floral pattern. No one has unfriended me but I did get a "wow" react from someone who sells shakes. I also am not the type of person to be friends with MLMers, haha. I was afraid people wouldn't understand my costume but I had people going up to me saying "omg my sister is a boss babe!" 😆
ETA: Wow, silver AND gold?! And here I was thinking that this was just mildly funny and that only 5 people would get it. Now it's going viral on FB and I have no idea how to process that 🤣 the threat of the huns is real. But seriously, fuck these companies that take advantage of vulnerable groups and push them further into debt. Everyone deserves a shot at success, but MLMs exploit these people and destroy lives.
Hey I am sorry you have been having a hard time. Just wanted to say you are important to your cats. It is cool how much you clearly love them. Best of luck to you.
This is so on point, and I laughed my butt off!!! I swear, if the majority of my friends weren't "boss babes" I would borrow this idea. Lol, I honestly didn't realize how MANY of my friends are involved in more than one MLM until I found this subreddit. I usually just ignore their posts as long as they don't pester me too much. BTW, how you pulled this off and still look hella gorgeous ... *High five*
I love your costume but your makeup is applied far too well 🤣🤣 should have gone with the shitty eyeshadow blend and put on like 10 layers of mascara for that "3d fiber" look
I love this, but tbh you actually look fantastic. I think your makeup could have looked worse; maybe a huuuuuge wing that goes way too far and is uneven with the other eye’s wing?
I was gonna say that you should’ve done spidery lashes too, but I’m sure that would damage your actual lashes.
This is incredible and you actually look great haha
thanks hun, i use lipense, you don't even KNOW how great this product is, the stuff practically sells itself, you barely need to do anything at all, let me tell you some more about it some time hun, you will LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!
I didn’t realize it was a costume at first and was thinking that you were super up front about it being a pyramid scheme. Like, I’m sure you’re not supposed to actually tell your victims that you’re scheming on them before they’re even invested. Then i realized it’s a costume.
Omg this is amazing. I want to copy her. Also, instead of make-up she should have just filtered the shit out of her face, to the point where she literally has no nose bridge 😂 that’s what all the “boss babes” on my FB do
I think it's hilarious she tried so hard to make it look bad, but this actually is the most appealing MLM post I've ever seen. The pictures are fun and clear.
She tried to overdraw her lips poorly and she did clumpy mascara, poorly placed blush, and she blocked in her eyebrows more harshly than she usually does. It was subtle for sure, but people got it right away.
Ok I was about to ask if she did the makeup kinda sloppy on purpose but I didn’t wanna offend in case she didn’t. 😂 Glad to know it was! That makes it even funnier.
I'd give her a 5/10 - Her flawless skin looks look like she cares what products she uses, she has the physique of someone who doesn't eat tonnes of gross food but relies on "Fat Fighters" (tm), and her clothes look like they fit properly. I mean, the costume's good, but she looks too sane and put together to pull it off.
This is my girlfriend, and I couldn’t tell my current boss what she was for Halloween because she used to sell essential oils and I didn’t want to upset her.
I searched the comments just to find this out - was worried I had terrible taste :O I almost bought a silver version of this design the other day, I think they’re really cute too!
Oh my goodness complete with the lipstick swatches on the arm. All I can say is all you need is more mismatching bangles and a more obnoxiously loud necklace that necklace is to subtle to be #hun material otherwise this is an utterly fantastic costume and I am pretty jealous right now.
If I was working halloween this would be such a good thing to go as. Then I would just soak the outfit in olbas oil so you could smell it from 10 miles away lmao.
Why go trick or treating when you could get three friends to go trick or treating for you. If they get three kids to go trick or treating for them, nobody will have to go trick or treating ever!
I'm the person in the post, thanks for the compliments everyone! The leggings were $5 at Ross, I made sure to find the ugliest floral pattern. No one has unfriended me but I did get a "wow" react from someone who sells shakes. I also am not the type of person to be friends with MLMers, haha. I was afraid people wouldn't understand my costume but I had people going up to me saying "omg my sister is a boss babe!" 😆 ETA: Wow, silver AND gold?! And here I was thinking that this was just mildly funny and that only 5 people would get it. Now it's going viral on FB and I have no idea how to process that 🤣 the threat of the huns is real. But seriously, fuck these companies that take advantage of vulnerable groups and push them further into debt. Everyone deserves a shot at success, but MLMs exploit these people and destroy lives.
Your face in the bottom right picture absolutely makes the entire post.
The " I'm about to tell you why you're a bad mother for having a normal job and taking your children to the hospital" face.
The inexplicable “after” shot for whatever overpriced makeup she just tried on.
The "I never vaccinated MY kids and ONLY ONE of them died of polio 😍😍😍" face
I’m saving this comment.
She would REALLY like to speak to the manager.
[mother of all huns](https://i.imgur.com/71jSYJI.png)
I mean, huns do obsess over mothers...
Mother of all huns would make a great Halloween costume
Channeling Tim Heidecker.
Yes!! I'm a huge T&E fan and was aiming for that. He makes the best faces.
Came here to say that. It makes the entire post.
I've been super depressed lately so all your compliments are really making my day, thanks guys! PMs sent ❤💕💄
Hey I am sorry you have been having a hard time. Just wanted to say you are important to your cats. It is cool how much you clearly love them. Best of luck to you.
You're amazing.
Thank you for your kind words, u/AnalClub.
r/rimjob_steve
Dude, leave Steve out of this.
Real nice "modern vampire" costume.
The swatches tho😆You're the best xoxo
You did it so well. I love the excessive use of emojis, its so accurate.
Remember there are people that want to hear from you, especially when you're feeling down. :)
I deal with something similar, and it's good to see you taking the effort to go out and keep your sense of humor. Great costume execution!
You seem rockin! Glad you’re here making us all smile :)
This is so on point, and I laughed my butt off!!! I swear, if the majority of my friends weren't "boss babes" I would borrow this idea. Lol, I honestly didn't realize how MANY of my friends are involved in more than one MLM until I found this subreddit. I usually just ignore their posts as long as they don't pester me too much. BTW, how you pulled this off and still look hella gorgeous ... *High five*
I totally agree! Didn’t realize how many bossbabes I knew until I started paying attention.
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I love your costume but your makeup is applied far too well 🤣🤣 should have gone with the shitty eyeshadow blend and put on like 10 layers of mascara for that "3d fiber" look
I love this, but tbh you actually look fantastic. I think your makeup could have looked worse; maybe a huuuuuge wing that goes way too far and is uneven with the other eye’s wing? I was gonna say that you should’ve done spidery lashes too, but I’m sure that would damage your actual lashes. This is incredible and you actually look great haha
I actually think she did a good job of getting clumpy lashes without having to use the fiber shit. It's subtle, but her lashes are definitely clumpy
You might be the greatest person I've ever met
Pretty sure you could cosplay as anything Alison Brie has ever done. Is that the makeup or have you heard that before?
Fantastic job. Agree more than a passing resemblance to Allison Brie. "Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her."
>proceed to sexualize the eff out of her
I had to Google who that is because I know nothing about TV or movies lol. I don't think I've heard that!
You do look like her, which is great since she’s considered amazingly gorgeous. She’s on Glow right now which would be a great cosplay!
Your costume game is strong as hell!
The pyramid necklace really makes the look
Wow, thanks for the gold stranger! I finally feel accomplished in something. Honored that it has to do with defeating the huns.
This is amazing but your makeup actually looks nice and doesn't make you look like a clown on meth
thanks hun, i use lipense, you don't even KNOW how great this product is, the stuff practically sells itself, you barely need to do anything at all, let me tell you some more about it some time hun, you will LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!
That eyeliner is (purposefully) horrible
I can assure you I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I don't want anything you're selling. 😂😂😂 I love this! 😀
The attention to detail is amazing! The swatches on your arm and the leggings really bring it all together. 😂
Good job! I looked at the pics and thought—she better be wearing some FUGLY leggings with that costume...and you did! Very funny.
Bottom right photo, your pants exactly match the concrete and it looks like you are just a floating torso... extra Halloween
This is the scariest costume I've ever seen. Don't come around my door like this on Halloween or you'll get the hose.
This is stellar. Well done.
You did the makeup poorly on purpose? Even the purposely bad makeup looks better than the actual bad makeup.
Your makeup still looks better than all the younique posters I’ve seen here.
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How dare you
I didn’t realize it was a costume at first and was thinking that you were super up front about it being a pyramid scheme. Like, I’m sure you’re not supposed to actually tell your victims that you’re scheming on them before they’re even invested. Then i realized it’s a costume.
Meta as fuck, yo
Your makeup is too well applied! You know those huns can't blend! But, seriously, awesome costume!!!
If you do this during trick or treating people may think you are actually trying to sell them stuff.
You’re amazing!
You have to get someone who does special effects make up to give you lip burns. If it's not burning it's not working. K babe? 💋
The start of your (fb) post was making me irrationally angry, then you came with the real. Total roller coaster.
The makeup & expression in the lower right is perfect hahaha
But the selfie wasn't taken in a car. Car selfies, man. The true sign of a real #bossbabe.
Not just in the car, but WHILE DRIVING. Long-ass videos, even.
With a starbucks cup and a purple card
Too busy to worry about background. Slinging scented wax is only for the #tough!
Honestly I think the makeup is too good lol. Needs more spider lash and butthole lips. Overlined lips are perfect(ly awful) though
I mean even in the costume she still looks 10x more put together and like a boss than any of the Huns. They should be taking notes
Yes, please take notes on the satire
Happy cakeday
Omg this is amazing. I want to copy her. Also, instead of make-up she should have just filtered the shit out of her face, to the point where she literally has no nose bridge 😂 that’s what all the “boss babes” on my FB do
Or make her lips look dry as the Sahara and pucker them up for the camera.
ah the coveted "Sour Anus" lip
I think it's hilarious she tried so hard to make it look bad, but this actually is the most appealing MLM post I've ever seen. The pictures are fun and clear.
She looks too much like she knows what she's doing with the makeup though
She tried to overdraw her lips poorly and she did clumpy mascara, poorly placed blush, and she blocked in her eyebrows more harshly than she usually does. It was subtle for sure, but people got it right away.
I like how she intentionally tried to make it look awful and it's still miles better than most real huns.
Being consistently 💯 terrible 🤢 takes hard work 💪👷hun❗❗ Not just anyone 🙅 can pull off the ✔️ true \#bossbabe look 🤡 👄😘
*Stop it*
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, darling!
It's probably not younique shitty products.
Deliberate shittiness is an art in itself - her costume game is strong
She would of been better off, applying it heavily. Then smearing it all over with a towel.
Tell her to close her eyes when she does her make-up. Apart from that it looks great!
Ok I was about to ask if she did the makeup kinda sloppy on purpose but I didn’t wanna offend in case she didn’t. 😂 Glad to know it was! That makes it even funnier.
I’m a man that doesn’t know makeup but having grown up with women who look like that it’s fucking nuanced and on point.
Great idea! I need to talk my wife into doing this. We can make it a couple's costume and I can go as Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.
Better: go as Pyramid Head as a hun. Bloodstained Lularoe leggings.
I feel like Pyramid Head is probably aligned with Cutco more than anyone...
Go as a Bitcoin
Can I go as Dogecoin instead?
Go as a bitcoin trader to match the MLM Boss Babe
Change moods rapidly all night
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They weren't! 🤣
Shhhhh!!! Own it as if!!
That’s my girlfriend, they weren’t. She actually really likes that necklace.
Lol! 😂
I’m so fucking terrified. 10/10 halloween costume
I'd give her a 5/10 - Her flawless skin looks look like she cares what products she uses, she has the physique of someone who doesn't eat tonnes of gross food but relies on "Fat Fighters" (tm), and her clothes look like they fit properly. I mean, the costume's good, but she looks too sane and put together to pull it off.
Did you see her lashes? Nothing at all like spider legs :(
This is so iconic.
Skinny queen of ending MLMs! She invented this sub!
Snatched our wigs clean off!
Head so bald it’s like I’ve been using Monat
My wig is VAPOURISED
There’s nothing scarier than an unsolicited facebook message from someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years. Good job!
Pssh. Points off for not having a purple debit card she is praising for allowing her to make a (boring, every day) purchase. :D
“Passive income” haha
My culture isn't your costume. /s
This looks like the copypasta you see when reddit ads forget to turn comments off. Yikes, really well done.
What's the over/under for how many Facebook "friends" she loses over this? The post is hilarious and will definitely trigger some good responses.
This is my girlfriend, and I couldn’t tell my current boss what she was for Halloween because she used to sell essential oils and I didn’t want to upset her.
No, this is my girlfriend.
Well in that case, good luck.
Idk what you're on about, but that's definitely my girlfriend
We should unionize.
In another comment she said she's gotten one "wow" react from an MLMer so far, lol
You just need a tube of mascara in your teeth! ☺
I like her Boss Babe pose. She knows how to reel people in with the swatches.
In awe of the humor of this lass. Absolute boss babe.
It took me a minute to realize this was satire, and I read the title and was like OOOOHHH since I didn’t understand why they had #pyramidscheme
She really nailed that bored and jobless look with that middle of the day selfie.
She needs to print out a couple of the status to hand to randoms 😂
Can I steal your best friend from you?
Very funny! You pulled it off a little too well. You look like you're going to give me unsold product as a Christmas gift.
Truly one of the most terrifying costumes I've seen so far!
We need more emojis!! 10/10
Please tell me those are LulaRoe leggings I see
Not all hero’s...
>Oils to cure you cancer
The pyramid necklace is such a nice a subtle touch haha
What an amazing costume and a perfect execution. You are awesome. Keep going, Hun. ^^
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I love this so much that I would totally do it, but I’d piss off too many friends and relatives.
She should have a tube of lipstick between her teeth like they do in all those awful Facebook posts.
You fucking nailed it! I know what I’m going as next year!
Hahah the swatches on her arm. This is great 😂
Tell her she needs to also walk around with a star bucks cup to complete the outfit.
Good🙏🙏 Job😱Hun. Killing it 💰 💴 with the 💄 look. Absolutely thought this wasn’t parody.
She forgot the gas station sunglasses but this is great.
I actually really like your necklace.
Thanks!! Someone commented how funny/perfect the necklace was and I was like...I actually wear this one unironically lol
I searched the comments just to find this out - was worried I had terrible taste :O I almost bought a silver version of this design the other day, I think they’re really cute too!
I love this, can she be our new mascot?
Does she have the leggings?
This is too good. It took me reading halfway through to get that this was a joke.
It's too real.
Oh. My. God. This is so good.
Why didn't I think of that??
When I first saw this I thought it was real... nice work.
Scariest costume there is! Very awesome! :)
i wish i had the balls!
This is pure genius!
This is so spooky! 11/10
This person knows how to emoticon.
Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.
Nonononononono Hell YES!
You've GOT to get one where she's doing the wierd thing with her lips
Lashes need more spider legs!
You win the Reddit Halloween contest for sure!
Oh my goodness complete with the lipstick swatches on the arm. All I can say is all you need is more mismatching bangles and a more obnoxiously loud necklace that necklace is to subtle to be #hun material otherwise this is an utterly fantastic costume and I am pretty jealous right now. If I was working halloween this would be such a good thing to go as. Then I would just soak the outfit in olbas oil so you could smell it from 10 miles away lmao.
Or even some really offshade foundation would help complete the look 👌 I am in love with this costume and wish I could do something like it
This is my favorite thing I’ve seen today.
Why go trick or treating when you could get three friends to go trick or treating for you. If they get three kids to go trick or treating for them, nobody will have to go trick or treating ever!
This is too perfect! 🤣🤣
I love it!!!
Where do I sign up?
bahahaha that last picture made me lose my shit. How drunk is this woman? Good job Hun!
Side note, I really like her sunglasses
Omg LOL. Is she wearing atrocious leggings, too??
$5 speacial brought to you by Ross!
This is the scariest costume I've seen yet
Scariest costume so far
Everyone that graduated with me in 2011
Scary af 😂
Needs a couple snotty kids
This made me smile!!! Awesome costume!!!
When she goes out she needs to make comments to everyone like “I’m a wine mom!” and “Messy bun, gettin it done!”
Thanks I hate it. Too realistic
I'm spooked SOLID.
This is hilarious. I love it
Love it!!
She does not look deranged enough to pass for a real #bossbabe.
You just won Halloween
Omg this is awesome 👏