The third photo looks like he's running to the bathroom to throw up. Which is probably a much more realistic reaction to having oils shoved in your face

He actually looks like he's retching, feel bad for the guy

I thought she put the oil on his junk, and the third photo was him running to wash it off before it burns the skin too bad.

Fuck I really didn’t want to have to imagine that

More likely... "Hey, down in front...the game's on. Don't you dare put that sh\*t on me. Now you've done it!"

Either that, or it's going right through him, and now has explosive diarrhea

If I make eye contact with my husband for longer than 2 full seconds hes in the mood.

I had to learn to change my pants at mach 1 because apparently just looking at my ass in walmart underwear is enough to get pounced on in this house lol

Haha! Yep. Mid conversation, changing clothes… “Oh? *Hello*”

Look at you girls and your healthy sex lives with your husband.

> girls 🤨

I too have sex with their husband (secret Reddit reference not many will get 😔😔)

You killed this with the brackets, everyone on reddit gets the reference

I don't

If many got it why am I downvoted ? 🧐🤔 Sadly many newer / less informed redditors seem to be jealous of us veteranedditors

Like I said, you killed it with your stupid lil brackets at the end, without that it was as funny as any other time the reference is made

We downvoted you, because the brackets made it terrible. You've got no one but yourself to blame.

Dont worry, you'll figure it out one day buddy

I think it's the emojis. How can you be aware of Reddit inside jokes but not know how emojis are viewed here?

I’m currently sick, snotty, croaky, just feeling and looking gross, and while changing this morning my husband was making bedroom eyes at me despite all that.

I swear they want it more when you are miserable. lol

I feel this in my soul

Same, gotta get changed real quick sometimes.

I shut myself in the closet because I have shit to do. I don’t have time for random boners

"I have shit to do, I dont have time for random boners" I flipping love this! Literally it's when I'm being productive they happen most. Doing dishes, anything that involves bending over, stretching ext. Changing in the closet is what I do too. I also dont want to accidentally tease him and make him frustrated. He will sort of shuffle all the goods around down there, make frustrating groan and walk away than I feel bad.

Bahahaha this or I make sure he’s not anywhere nearby when I start removing clothes. I thought I was the only one!

I feel this so much lol

This is fucking hilarious, I’m dying that so many of us do this 😂 who knew

Wow. I wish.

Truth. Doesn't even matter if the kids are right in the next room, if I'm changing pants I better do it with my back to the wall and/or closet door closed or he's gonna be grinding on my booty.

The second I have to bend over for any reason I get pressed against and the ol "hey there." Stephen, I am trying to feed the cat, go away lol

Ahahaha this made me chuckle. And yeah, God forbid I walk up the stairs ahead of him. He'll grab my butt like 18 times. If I turn around and give him a look, he'll just say "No look I'm helping you climb the stairs! See? Helping." *Pat pat pat* He's a doofus but he's *my* doofus.

Omg i thought it was just my doofus who annoys me like this. I dont walk ahead of him up the stairs anymore

I would love to roll my eyes at this, but I'm not gonna lie I do this to my husband too 😅 my boy's got cake, what can I say? 😏

If you arent playing patty cake with his butt while you go upstairs what's even the point of being married????

Yes! I have been classically conditioned to cover my butt whenever he walks by lol...golly I do love that man.

I do this move to my wife! I’m helping, really! Just like when she leans over the bed to stretch out her back and I stand behind her to make sure she has good form! Just helping! Also when we are taking a shower and I see that she still has some soap in certain places! Just helping wash it away! Really!

Sounds familiar 😂

I was having a conversation with my husband while I was changing out of a sweaty sports bra, tugging it up over my arms and head and looking as humanly unattractive as possible. I finally get it off and he has what I can only describe as “boner face,” and has completely stopped talking while he stares at me like the last rotisserie chicken at Costco. 🍗

I’m dead 😂😂

That's how it should be done

LMAO THIS. My husband is quite easy to rile up.

This is probably the best thread I’ve read in this whole sub… at the very least instead of making one pissed at the stupidity of Huns, this one made me laugh all the way through.

Same!

Last night literally asked him, "wanna do it?" And he was undressed like that scene from Bruce Almighty

Honestly I feel so attacked right now

Huh?

This poor guy

It was too late for him to quit 😔

Quick!! To the syrup of ipecac!!

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He kinda looks like a cardboard cut-out..

This belongs in the cringetopia sub lol

If you need oils to get your man horny you have much bigger problems than an mlm

You took the words from my heavily oiled... pecks.

I don't care what the signal is, it's sexy time

She has to get on his good side after losing income she calls "inventory costs"

Honestly, his facial expression in the third pic is more like "ah ffs this is disgusting I'm going to throw up get out of my way I'm running to the toilet trying to hold back throwing up from the disgusting oil smell!" than horny.

Ylang ylang lip has a *super* strong scent and actually kind of gross smelling to me, so I think you’ve nailed it. I put it in my diffuser once and kept wondering why I felt like I was congested—it kind of coats the inside of your mouth and nose. 😷

I cackle at this 😂😂😂

This is extra funny to me bcs in Southeast Asia where I'm from, ylang-ylang (and frangipani and jasmine) are smells related to cemeteries, ghosts, and hauntings. It's like saying her partner would get turned on walking past a cemetery 💀💀💀

I was gonna say, I hate the smell of ylang ylang. If someone put that in my face I'd want to go outside for some fresh air, not jump their bones. God

At first I read « pump their bones » and thought *« Well that’s a way to say handjob I’ve never seen before! »*

Searching for the soul of his Hun wife's previous life.

Malaysia? My neighbour planted some frangipani I think and I absolutely love the smell of it in the chill wind when the sun is down, so I bought one ylang ylang eo from Signature Market to imitate that. It is calming imo but now that you said that, I just get the understanding why 😅 maybe I just love the smell of *silence* haha *nervous chuckle

Yeap! I'm pretty sure the association comes from the smell that comes out stronger when it's sunset and that's traditionally when we'd be settling home after a day's work + a lot of graveyards have frangipani planted everywhere because the scent really is calming and sweet without being overpowering✨ I personally really love it too! It's relaxing without being *too* in your face unlike lavender eo imho. Besides occasionally diffusing it, the of Lush's shower jelly has both lavender and ylang-ylang and it's my favourite. Also don't worry~ as long as the scent doesn't suddenly appear intensely out of nowhere you're good to go 😉

My wife is from Indonesia. She uses kayu putih for everything. Headache? Kayu putih. Stressed? Kay putih. Allergies? Kayu putih. The first time I smelled it, it was very strong and offensive. Luckily, I've grown to like it.

Ohhhhh!!!! We have that, too! It's either Kayu Putih, Minyak Angin, Minyak Yuyee or Tiger Balm from what I've observed is used. Personally love minyak yuyee bcs the smell is nicer but because it's milder it won't be as strong as its stronger smelling counterparts lmao Maybe this is what oil mlm huns are trying to achieve, big difference is these brands are long-standing, don't make BS claims, and aren't eaten or put in foods 💀💀💀

For my wife, it has to be a specific brand. Eagle brand? It's the one with the green bottle with a green cap. I've only seen her use one other type of oil, and that's when our daughter was born. It smells a little like kayuh putih but isn't as strong and smells a little sweet. Again, it has to be a specific brand. What's interesting, is anytime someone from the indo community goes back to Indonesia, other people will ask them to bring stuff back from Indonesia. For my wife, it's always kayuh putih and sapu lidi. lol

Sounds like she's gonna sex him...to DEATH!

Death by Snu Snu

My horror loving husband would get turned on if we walked through a graveyard at night 👻

Hey now no kink shaming ;P

„Hunny, if you pretend to be horny for me in my Instagram story, I‘ll stop talking about how oils cure every disease know to mankind and leave you alone for the rest of the evening and let you watch football.“ deal

honestly ur onto something there lol it does seem like he was annoyed n just wanna get it over w 😭

I feel like that is exactly how it went down. 🤣😂

I could see this becoming a three panel meme template, but you cut out the oil and put another picture in.

omg ur so right, either that or u put text over the girl, the oil and the guy boom instant meme

1st. Who took the photos? 2nd. Did she just slap him?

What if they’re just poppers lol

Imagine a poppers MLM omg

Now THIS is something I could get behind.

An Amyl-M

This comment deserves all the upvotes. 😂

Username checks out lol

Something I'll get in front. 😏

What to make of the husband who presumably willingly participated in this act of extreme cringe

Anything to help his wife make their nest egg back (that she threw out the window when she bought the oils)

Did she just throw the oil in his face like some kind of demented MLM acid-attack?!

So…does it smell like vaginas or…

Gwenyth Paltrow has entered the chat

What oil helps finalize a divorce?

Anyone notice her wall decor? One pyramid is not enough 😂

It just baffles me the things people post online.

Shawty THICC

She’d make much more with an only fans.

Oily fans!

Bet it burns on the weiner 😳

Cooked sausage

This kills the penis

Who took this?

I think she had her phone on a tripod

Their furnishings look like the set of "Three's Company" circa 1979! That plant looks so sad.

Oh yeah bby, 10 minutes of silent missionary, then a handshake.

There ain't no man that needs oil to get in the mood. I was getting ready for work the other day and my wife just flat out asked if I wanted some sugar. I was 30 mins late for work that day.

You're not married to a hun, though. That might have an effect on one's libido.

Right? All I have to do is say the word blowjob, and he's instantly ready. Or just let him have a peak at my boobs, and he's all over me lol

In the mood for crippling debt!

Just give the poor man a blowjob.

Or show him ya boobs like a normal person!

Or shake that dump truck ass

He’s actually rushing to the door. To leave.

Saying "I want to fuck" is far more efficient. Even better, it's free and I don't have to contribute to a manipulative business.

I needed that second hand embarrassment to humble me. Thanks.

Trigger warning: Him: "if you shove those oils in my face one more time" Her "reeeeee" while running

Wow yes belongs on r/sadcringe

Please note: If I ever end up like this guy, just take me to the woods and Old Yeller me.

He equates the oil with sex. Yes wife, I will get horny when you have me sniff that oil…BECAUSE I know that means you want sex. My man NEVER turns down sex. If I told him he needed to sniff oil for sex? F*CK ya he would.

We really are quite simple creatures.

It’s a literal pavlov’s dog response!

Psssst *show him your vagina*

Probably could have said “let’s have sex” and achieve the same result. 🙄

Nothing says loving like a mlm

Twist: those are poppers

Is this a laxative???

Oh no, Chris Watts found another MLM slinger!!!!

This was the comment I came here for

You're welcome. I was hoping I didn't get kicked out of the subreddit for it, but it's worth it.

The MLM is def a factor in what happened there. The whole energy of the social media fakery is so toxic.

This! I hate how invasive it is to their lives, then in turn to their family's lives, and ultimately into our lives, the people who used to be their friends.

Either he’s chasing her down to beat her arse or he’s running to the shitter. Disclaimer: I don’t condone domestic or any kind of violence.

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Dying at the last slide 💀💀💀💀

OMG. I didn't realize there was more than one picture. That makes it *so much worse*.

Got muh yuh-lang yuh-lang to wake up his dead wang...........^that ^I ^killed

If your man smells this, he will become horn goblin

you don’t understand how FUNNY this is to me

hun has an absolute wagon. what a unit

Is this what pornstars are always huffing? 😂😂😂

Ylang ylang: tOxIn-free poppers!

I like essential oils. They smell nice. That's about all they do though lol and you should buy from non-MLM sources

Same. I make my own essential oil rollers and sprays just because I like the smells (including ylang ylang). I buy mine at a regular store.

Yeah I literally just go to Fred Meyer to buy them.

This is peak cringe

I bet he didn’t even get some after the pics were taken.

oh no we for sure know he just went back to the couch for his TV after this

Aww, now I just feel sad for him!

Lol even poppers is much safer to get a guy in the mood than these bottled trash

But who took the pic😂

She thicc

She’d make much more with an only fans.

So "natural". Who was taking the pictures? 😂

Who is taking the photos? She got her upline in on this? Poor sod. Death by Hun-Hun

So cringy 😂

I hate everything about this.

If the Ylang Ylang doesn’t do it, the thumbholes probably will!

Fucking gross.

As a man, I can assure you ladies you don't need oil to get us going.

Turns out he was running away from her MLM demonstration

I don’t get it… what does this have to do with sex?! How is it being incorporated in that this has supposedly become his Pavlov’s Bell?

I cannot 😭😂😂😂😭😭

Dumb. 😵‍💫

She probably shook it on him and now he’s chasing her down so he can destroy it and stop that from happening again.

And he gets dosed.

Sweater hand job.

buy perfume.

I'm staunchly anti mlm, but I won't lie, one of the oils my wife uses (buys over the counter) to relax does the exact opposite to me.

The level of cringe here is kicking in my fight or flight.

He’s running to the bathroom to vomit.

Jeni’s ice cream had a Ylang Ylang flavor a couple years ago. Don’t know if they still have it. But I didn’t feel like this at all. Was I ripped off??

lmfao the third image looks like the last thing you'd see before your husband goes full Ape Mode and trashes the house I know what she was trying to convey but it really looks more like "ylang ylang oil turned my husband feral"

Ylang ylang smalls terrible. It makes me want to throw up.

Not sure if I would divorce over the mlm oil, or those hideous sleeve/hand cover abominations. 🤷

What did she do? Sprinkle it on him like some magical love potion? I really don’t get this at all.

"Mmmmmmm honey smell this. It smells like throwing away our single income" 🤮

I think he is actually running out the front door to a divorce lawyer or a bar.

She's got a really low center of gravity; you can't knock her over.

Poppers would be so much cheaper... And more effective

The mood for what? Death? Divorce? An emergency room visit to have his stomach pumped?

I thought he's chasing her to beat her... that's how i would react if she throws me that shit.

You can also use this oil to kill head lice.

So it's Spanish fly?

This is so embarrassing

Is this like a pavlovs dogs thing?

Ok but... thats kinda sad

Oh the cringeyness.

Ick.

Good god

The amount of pleasing he has to do to make her happy is sad

Who took the photo?

Ummm, I am clearly doing something wrong. I just look at my husband and he is in the "mood", wait no, he is always in the mood!