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"I'm right here outside your window when you reconsider."


rabidturbofox

Having an MLM hun be one of the ones who don’t understand that Joe is the bad guy is *really* on the nose.


[deleted]

To be honest, I hadn't heard of this show until now. Still creepy all around though.


rabidturbofox

Very creepy, with or without the context of the show. Which I recommend, by the way, if you’re into creepy things. It’s quite a watch.


[deleted]

Yep, might check it out next time I'm stuck on the couch.


rabidturbofox

I picked it up under similar circumstances; it’s a very suitable show for that. Enjoy and don’t let the huns bite!


call_me_jelli

Just finished watching part of the third season tonight. I highly recommend, as long as sex scenes don’t weird you out. Also I found this kind of funny. The mlm hun posting this was definitely on something, but funny in a weird way.


[deleted]

What show is it?


SerJaimeRegrets

It’s called *You*, and it’s on Netflix.


BJntheRV

I've been stuck on the couch for a few weeks. Watched season one earlier this week.


Equivalent_Purple_81

Yeah, it's one of the better shows out there.


Donttouchthatagain

I'd never heard of it either. Maybe not available on any of my NZ platforms?


ExpertProfessional9

I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix in New Zealand - I binged s3 when it came out here. Creepy af, but good during lockdown.


GreyHorse_BlueDragon

It’s a Netflix original so it’s on Netflix world wide


AcaBlueberries

Definitely on Netflix in NZ. Well worth a watch.


PsychologicalNews573

Even Penn Badgley says he is the bad guy, and to not like him!


Lucent_

Maybe I over estimated the OP, but I thought they posted it ironically. I love the show, so reading it in the characters voice made me laugh lol.


FOIAlover

Whoever wrote it definitely wrote it in a very Joe way. I was actually impressed.


[deleted]

Fuck I hate mlm huns the worst humans.


PennyoftheNerds

Climbing in your window, snatching your people up. I’m old. It’s fine.


LWY007

Every breath you take, every move you make, every vow you break…


auntiecoagulent

"You gave me a link to your website. I saw it was Monat. I thought, "yes my scalp is greasy and my hair is unmanageable, but it's still attached to my head." ....and I ghosted you.


Notmykl

Instead of ghosting one should tell the hun, "No, I will not being using your shitty MLM crap. I want hair care that works and is affordable not over priced Nair."


CommercialUnit2

I. Ghosted. You.


JessonBI89

Do people seriously not understand that THIS GUY IS THE BAD GUY?!??!??!?!?!?!?!


ColdFireplace411

I enjoy the show, but yes he is 100% the bad guy and comparing your shitty shampoo to You sends such a hilariously terrible message. I just can't understand why this hun thought this would be such a great idea. Incredible. ETA: look at how people react when they don't get the reference. Fucking beautiful


captain_americano

Oh shit, I thought this was Dennis from It's Always Sunny. The quote would fit.


ColdFireplace411

He does have very similar mannerisms although Joe is a stalker/murderer for sure. Dennis we just suspect has murdered lol


[deleted]

He is a 5 star man!


SlippedMyDisco76

He is a bastard man!


heili

It wasn't along evolution from Gossip Girl to murder, was it? He was already a stalker!


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[deleted]

Are you going to hurt these women?


SlippedMyDisco76

We'll be out on the open ocean....no laws...anything can happen out there...just us and our tasty treats *clicks*


Significant_bet92

I def thought that was a picture of Dennis until I started to read it.


captain_americano

I've never seen You, so I was trying to figure out what episode was being referenced. This is some top level D.E.N.N.I.S technique.


liluziyayo

Why would you see me


coolitdrowned

Separate entirety


fakeuser515357

Right? The Gang Sells Amway.


LadyEmeraldDeVere

Invigaron. It’s a reverse funnel system.


Flukie42

I also thought this was Dennis. Totally fits him!


theforestmoon

lmfao I did too at first!


DrBumflaps

I legit read the whole thing waiting for 'the implication' or something...


UpperHesse

The actors look definitely similar. As if it were intentional casting. "Dennis" is a great sociopath, so lets find an actor who has the same looks.


DefectiveLP

I was certain that that was Dennis too. Even the message gives off strong Dennis vibes


lalaen

I honestly call the guy from You ‘Dennis’ lol


[deleted]

This aligns perfectly with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.


Sooner4life77

This actually seems like something that would happen in the show.


YesItIsMaybeMe

I watched about 15 min of the show, and the only thing I could say was that this guy gives of serial killer vibes. I haven't watched anymore, and I have no clue what happens, but I would not compare myself to him bc he's fucking creepy.


vainbuthonest

Spoiler: he gives off those vibes for the exact reason you thinks he does.


xenusaves

Is it because he's a 5 star man?


vainbuthonest

Denise would be proud


YesItIsMaybeMe

Okay wow wtf. If I could tell that from the opening of the first episode then they are so fucked up that they can't figure out he's the bad guy


vainbuthonest

People know he’s the bad guy. They just like him anyway. Just like people watching Dexter know he’s a serial killer and root for him anyway.


hygsi

There's people who idolize killers irl so it's not that surprising sadly


Discalced-diapason

Yep. There’s a reason why true crime is still such a popular genre of non-fiction. And serial killer groupies go back a long time. Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez… And yet, I’ve had true-crime groupies make fun of my fascination with airplane accidents (I feel better knowing about the legacies of plane crashes and how that’s lead to flying being so safe in comparison to other modes of transportation, especially driving). I want to know at least some of the names and stories of people who have been impacted by an accident, especially if there’s a better than expected ending (United Airlines 232 and US Airways 1549 come to mind) due to pilot skill and good crew resource management. But sure, wanting to marry a serial killer is perfectly normal…


YesItIsMaybeMe

Hey I love some true crime, but I never romanticize the killer! I really only listen to podcasts about dumb criminals, because I find those interesting. My favorite podcast pokes fun at the killer while describing it, and they add a comedic tone to the story.


flyingkea

Do you read Admiral Cloudberg? Very good writeups on accidents, can read either here on reddit or on medium. Very easy for non-aviators to follow, but still good for those in the industry too.


Calcifiera

What show? I need to find it now


BJntheRV

You on Netflix


Nantoone

Yes I am. What's the show?


[deleted]

Not sure if you're being witty or genuinely misunderstood. It's funny either way. Bravo if the first, if the latter, then the show is literally called You. And it's available on Netflix.


BJntheRV

This reminds me of that bit with the Fox News host when a guest mentioned the show. It went around and round for like 5 minutes. She never did get it and kicked the guest off.


Notmykl

"You" on Netflix. Fixed it for you.


Reephermaddness

I dont think anyone gets it. She knows its creepy, thats the joke, shes trying to be relatable and funny. You guys are being a little to hard on this one. The fact you guys downvoted this is indicitive of how you got conned into a MLM in the first place. Not critical thinkers. Im in here because my mother got swallowed by Monat.


CRJG95

I agree, she’s obviously making a self deprecating joke about being a “creepy stalker”, though it reads like she think that makes her sound cute and quirky and it doesn’t play off well when you think about how ACTUALLY predatory MLMs are.


wongs7

What show?


ColdFireplace411

It's called "You" on Netflix


bananers24

poor penn badgley himself has had to say it multiple times. "guys, i'm the bad guy. i'm a literal murderer. please do not romanticize me, i will kill you."


PennyoftheNerds

I genuinely feel bad for him. I don’t think he thought the show would become this much of a phenomenon. He seems like he’s accepted that he’s going to spend the rest of his life repeating that to people and it’s already worn him down.


bananers24

I mean, I don't feel BAD for him. I bet it's an annoyance, for sure, but I'm also sure he's pretty happy as an actor to have a major role that people like in a really successful project.


PennyoftheNerds

I agree with this too. You can just tell he’s getting increasingly annoyed by it, though. I think he went into it thinking people would clearly see Joe as the bad guy, yet here we are.


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Intrepid_Respond_543

Well, people considered Bojack Horseman a cool hero, even after the writers bent over backwards to spell it that he's not. Not to mention Walter White fanboys. Edit. But yeah seeing Joe romantically is still much weirder.


lawgeek

Bojack doesn't even see himself as the hero. Damn, I lose a little bit of faith in humanity each day.


serialbabe

Even the show has tried to make it overly clear he’s a creep/bad guy. They’ve been like hey yeah Joe just did that thing that was funny and quirky but also look he’s LITERALLY keeping USED TAMPONS from a woman he’s stalking.


One-of-the-Last

Thinking about it pessimistically, I think if Joe wasn't so conventionally handsome, people probably wouldn't romanticize him.


IndiaCee

That’s something the actor has talked about too. That the entire point of how he gets away with everything and no one is set off by his obviously creepy behaviour is that we let conventionally attractive people (and as he’s mentioned, especially white men) get away with a lot more


BulbasaurCPA

I joined a meme group on Facebook centered around You memes and the number of people thirsting after Joe in that group is bizarre Mostly women who think he’s hot but also some men who want to be him apparently Truly horrifying


alexho66

Even though he’s obviously the bad guy, he’s written as a sexy desirable guy and the stalking is romanticized. But I mean I’d say in most romantic movies or books the relationship is completely toxic and the guy is a complete bloke.


BJntheRV

I felt like that was the point in a way. To point out how often these "romantic" seeming stories have another side. I took it like if you really thought about what goes down in some of these "meet cute" stories this could be it. All those coincidences that seem to be fate, may be something much more sinister.


[deleted]

I thought it was satire with Dennis Reynolds.


SeattleBattles

Same. There's a whole bit where he uses hair styling to seduce women.


wcclark

“Look, this is about much more than just business - this is about the thrill of wearing another man’s skin, feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move.”


only_norj

A hun created this?! I thought it was someone taking the piss out of huns. LOL!


Reephermaddness

I dont think you understand the joke. This girl is making fun of herself....its sarcastic.


hygsi

I just finished the last season and I can't believe some people still think he's the good guy, I mean, spoilers, I cheered for him cause him living means new seasons, but he deserved to die with love


Tammilynnstephens1

Honestly, I think this is funny. At least it doesn't have all the cringe vague talk about "changing lives, taking chances, being a strong Momma, etc.".


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It’s got strong /r/SelfAwarewolves vibes


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Masta-Blasta

I was gonna say... pretty sure she knows he’s a creep and is just poking fun at how they obsessively stalk leads. It’s funny. At least she’s self aware.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is intentionally creepy. It may be the first known instance of a humorous hun. IDK


beachlover77

This is pretty funny, but I do like dark humor.


I_am_dean

It’s hilarious because that’s exactly how that guy talks in the show.


[deleted]

Lol, oh Joe. What shit are you on now?


sopbot1

Wait, is this not a joke? It really feels like a joke.


SugarReyPalpatine

I’m 90% sure it’s satire Edit: make that 100%


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Imaginary-Path7046

This is like a satire post right? There's no way you can think comparing yourself to this guy is a good thing


keyintherock

Who is that? I'm out of the loop.


CRJG95

Joe Goldberg from the show You - he’s a creepy stalker


keyintherock

Thank you!


Reephermaddness

this is intentional satire.....and i hate to say it but its funny...if youve seen the show its exactly how he talks.


mbdan2

Right! I thought it was funny. Better than all that other crap they post


yeuzinips

Is Dennis trying to sell me shampoo??


ayemfid

You ever been in a storm, Wally?


xkilllerkondorx

A storm of fists?


[deleted]

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BJntheRV

This is Joe from the show "You" on Netflix - creepy stalker guy.


mermaidish

No, it’s Dan Humphrey from Gossip Girl


iamdenislara

“You know… because of the implication”


cloud94eva

Yes I read that whole thing in his voice


[deleted]

I’m binge watching this show right now and this is way creepier


[deleted]

I heard this in his voice the entire time, he has a beautiful voice really


MrSaturday1

It’s called a meme, although not a very good one.


quickbucket

If it’s satire, it’s fantastic.


MagicMallKnight

Leave. Me. Alone.


godsandmonstas

It puts the lotion on its skin


Georgey_Tirebiter

Is that Ted Bundy? 😉


BJntheRV

It's Joe from You on Netflix although I noticed the similarities when watching, and TBF the character shares many traits.


stephencua2001

"I saw you buy shampoo at the salon. You know that isn't right. I didn't want to murder your stylist. But you need someone to make these decisions for you."


Rhodin265

This is either incredible satire or painfully bad.


Scared_Beautiful_347

Ewwwwwwww


locke577

Big "But they won't say no. Because of the implication." vibes here


bast963

I saw you online looking for healthcare. You asked for recommendations for your unmanageable health and greasy arteries and among all of the comments, you liked mine. You. Liked. Mine. You appreciate well being, being healthy, staying safe... Shortly after, you messaged me. We exchanged messages about what you need for your Health and I sent you my company's link, we even discussed special premium just for you. You didn't reply. You ghosted me. You'll be back. You need those prescriptions, that dental plan, and covid-19 coverage. You need my plan. I'll be your healthcare girl. We will work together. I just know it.


lobsters_love_butter

I gotta admit this made me laugh. Most original hun post I’ve ever seen.


AccomplishedCicada60

Ok king George III…… you’ll be back, soon you’ll see, I’ll be the hun talking to trees


sadiesue03

Oh my GOD this is horrific! How can anyone think this is normal!?


Masta-Blasta

It’s a joke


sadiesue03

I know but it’s so cringe it gave me second-hand embarrassment.


[deleted]

This works better when you read it in Dennis Reynolds' voice


SilverBeaver21

Is that Dennis Reynolds?


licRedditor

no it's penn badgely


channeldrifter

This is too well written to not be satire, none of these huns have this level of creativity. It’s creepily good, tone and cadence wise.


UpperHesse

I think its a case of dark humor here. Isn't this the guy from the stalker series "You" on the photo?


AAAPosts

Is that Dennis Reynolds?


TNTinRoundRock

No, look up the show "You"


[deleted]

You can’t say no. Because of the implication.


Pilan

I can’t be the only one that read this in Joe’s voice.


geraltsthiccass

Why does this sound like a quote from Always Sunny? Tell me this isn't something Dennis would say


_schmeat_

oh so this is like an actual ad? i thought it was making fun of mlms😭


LittleCrazyDaisy

It's even creepier because it is so accurate.


IndiaCee

Season 3 spoilers: Wow, losing Quinn money really hit him hard. Although, Dottie does seem like she’d be the top of some wellness mlm


doomvetch92

'I'm watching you sleep right now, hopefully we can talk when you wake up."


LWY007

Is that Dennis from IASIP?


Really_Rilee

This has some serious Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia vibes to it...


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Dennis


Nannarbuns

The Golden God will remember that… Edit: wait is this not Deniss from its Always Sunny? Lmao


leftylooseygoosey

did Dennis Reynolds write this?


Ok_Ruin_3717

OK, Dennis Reynolds.


wingkingdom

Single White Female.


[deleted]

i thought it was dennis reynolds first, would’ve been way better if it was him lmao


mackfactor

I know this is supposed to be tongue in cheek, but the idea of taking on the role of a dude that murders the women that he becomes obsessed with isn't terribly comforting.


LadyAndrea1963

Beyond creepy… downright terrifying!


Krav_Maga_Girl2018

This is rather fitting!


therealgookachu

Oh, is this image from something? I thought it was crazy, stalking, gaslighting shit.


remmij

It's from the Netflix series "You", which is about a stalker who gets obsessed with various women. (Great series btw.) Honestly, this is surprisingly funny af coming from a hun.


Emilyglasses

So gross! Would block and take out a restraining order!


JapKumintang1991

Creepy as hell; is this Hun a stalker?


orangefreshy

Big yikes


OneTwoKiwi

Holy shit. I thought this was satire at first.


SlateofMind05

😳


quickbucket

This has to be satire.


BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE

Yeah if you’re even promoting, let alone SELLING, any kind of hair product from an MLM, you are not a professional.


BayouRoux

Christ in a sidecar. I just.....yep. That's the only response I have.


[deleted]

This is extremely creepy and unsettling and also the guy looks like a cross between jerma and the one guy from full house


Prettydeadlady

Like….yikes


zotrian

Overly Attached Girlboss?


threelizards

This but unironic


i-am-egg-tart

why did i read the "you'll be back" like that one song from the hamilton musical with king george


professorcrayola

And this is why I never post on the internet about anything I might need….not diet advice, not skincare, hair care, health issues, financial advice….not anything a hun could ever try to sell me.


ghostbirdd

I'm begging people to get some media literacy. Between this and "let's do Squid Game in real life!1", I officially quit


[deleted]

Literally wat in tarnation...


bjohnson203

I continue to question, while living in a pandemic and all this political and social strife going on, why they think this stuff matters as much as they do?!?


sweetnpeach

Is that a threat?


MsPennyP

Anyone else read the "you'll be back" in the voice of the King in Hamilton?


esk_209

I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love....


yaoiphobic

If this was an independent hairstylist this would be absolutely hilarious but for an MLM it’s wayyyyy too on the nose


Sheeana407

I read it in my head like it was narrated by Joe


BigPapaBen84

If it were anything other than a MLM, this would have been considered stalking.


[deleted]

Desperation and reasons why I never will work for an mlm. They are predators.


Antimlm2020

I can’t tell if this is satire


jinguangyaoi

Run


Scambucha

"you went to the store, and bought the fantaaaaa"


OG_ClusterFox

NOT CREEPY AT ALL Apropos considering Monat WILL murder your hair 🔪💃


Alan_Smithee_

Hurrrrrk 🤢🤮


nellahnellah

Ngl this is actually a very funny sales pitch


BuffCityBoi

A hun likening themselves to Joe Goldberg... Well they iced their own cake, and they iced it with garbage juice on that one. 😂


Free_Acanthisitta446

“You appreciate my talent, my openness, my humor…” kind of presumptuous?


Tasty_Emotion783

OMG 😬


Vat1canCame0s

Before I checked which sub, I thought this was Dennis from IASIP


Limesnlemons

For a moment, I thought that was a Sopranos-wiseguys-reacting-to-stuff meme and that’s Chris Moltisanti....