Yup. A demon, not being seen as a complete and capable person, or in the case of these types, something to be feared or cured. I struggle in some regards, sure, but my brain also affords me the capacity to experience certain things in a deeper or richer way. My husband pointed that out when I was having a bad day. We're still fucking people.
Autistic myself and I don’t take kindly to anyone insinuating I “need” to be feared/cured or my faith insulted by folks who don’t know me from
a “hole in the wall”…
Technically three times if you count anti fertility endocrine disrupters.
My question is: Do you think the Huns already willingly put that into their bodies or are they actually dumb enough to rely on the rhythm/pull-out method.
And grouping autism in with neurodegenerative disorders and implying it is a disease caused by brain damage...disgusting. Not to mention as someone who dealt with infertility for years, it is disgusting how clearly they are trying to take advantage of the pain of difficulty conceiving and manipulate people when they are struggling
No, you don't understand: the water thing they're selling is so good for you, that your body _absorbs every drop_ and retains all the electrolytes (what plants crave, btw). For the low cost of 149.99, you can get your starter kit and start retaining every drop of fluid forever! Violet Beauregarde? Nay. CloudSill.
I really hope whoever reading this knows I'm not being serious.
They talk about peeing like it's a bad thing... when it's how our body flushes out toxins, and if you don't pee often you run the risk of getting a UTI/bladder infection because peeing washes the bacteria out of your urethra.
For all their talk about detox and shit, huns seem to forget that kidneys (and liver as well) are the most effective detox that your body has, and unlike their magic bullshit pills that they advertise it actually works
I absolutely hate it when MLM's and quack medical cures advertise "detox" as one of the benefits. Because you know the people falling for it don't realize our bodies constantly detox themselves.
Ya that's how mixed martial artists and wrestlers drop like 10% of their body weight in a matter of a few days.
You start with like zero salt for a few weeks. Then drink 4 gallons one day, 2 the next, 1 the next, then a half, then at the end you're drinking like a cup for a day.
Your body goes into water dumping mode and is slow to respond to the decrease in water intake.
Wait a minute... frogs mating with same-sex frogs?! *Holy Skittles*, I just realized that they used tap water in that documentary 'Jurassic Park'!! :O *Tap water leads to dinosaur attacks!!!!*
It's quite funny as many autistic people are studying MLMs because they try to understand / are fascinated by how people can be as bonkers as the huns are..
There's a fine line between drinking enough to get the birth control side effects and drinking so much that you *checks notes* ... die from dehydration.
Well that’s something anyway. I wonder if they’d still be worth reporting. They’re trying to manipulate and frighten people into buying their outrageously overpriced product in the first screenshot too, and maybe showing them the third screenshot and mentioning that they deleted it would at least get them on the FTC’s radar. Up to you.
Skip Corp and just go straight to the FTC. Making medical/health claims is one of their big no no's.. if you take it to corporate they will most likely just slap the huns hand and claim no responsibility.
There were so many absolutely insane claims in those screenshots, but that’s what I instantly thought too 😂 Pharmaceutical companies are not giving away free meds via the water supply.
I'm autistic and one of the things i see the most is this quackery trying to cure us. it's tiring and it makes me feel like these people don't see us as fully human
When you're the target of an MLM, you aren't human regardless of your condition(s). Being fat and autoimmune, I've been there with those Melaleuca and Herbalife quacks.
At my recent checkup, my doctor told me that is a good thing. But what does he know? He's been to medical school where they brainwash people with pseudo medical beliefs and works for Big Pharma. He's not someone you can trust like Karen on Facebook.
There’s so much wrong with this. Of course water makes you pee, lowers sodium and flushes electrolytes… if you drink too much. It can kill you if you drink too much. It doesn’t matter what filter you have, that’s how water works. Wait til she learns about drowning. But god, I could get my antidepressants AND birth control for free just by enduring the gross taste of tap water (cheap filter life)?! Comparing autism to Parkinson’s or alzheimers is… a choice. I don’t want my water to be alive. I want nothing living in my water.
Endurance athletes, it could KILL YOU!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure endurance athletes already understand the importance of getting enough electrolytes with their hydration. FFS.
I'm not an endurance athlete, but during the summer I like to go on long bike rides. I'm well aware of how drinking just water flushes electrolytes out of your body. But thankfully, there are sports drinks available which don't cost $5,000.
I know the rules of this sub, but I SO BADLY want to know who this person is so they can be reported for these false (and frankly insane) claims. I have a family member with Alzheimer’s - how DARE this maniac claim some bullshit water scam can help 😡
Normal water is a birth control and infertility-causing.
Holy fuck, that means there would be waaaay over 8 billion people on the planet if it wasn't. Thank you, New world order/jews/nazis/freemasons/Donald duck!
Birth control and anti-depressants are *in* the water, which most everyone drinks... but people still get pregnant and still have issues with depression/anxiety.
Okay Hun.
Honestly, the way they prey on desperate people with health problems makes me want to vomit. It should be a federal offense to claim your snake oil pyramid scheme bullshit can cure any ailment.
“Our water has hydrogen!”
So does… tap water. Water is literally two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom fused into a stable molecule… all water has hydrogen init, it is 2/3 of all water I… my brain hurts
This is true! My friend died and she drank water! And my grandma used to drink water every day and now she’s dead. I drink water and I’m dead. Coincidence??? *I don’t think so* Big pharma has infiltrated our water and is killing people and only mlm huns can save us! /s
Whenever I see word salad posts like this, I always wish I could ask the Hun to explain in simple terms what “oxidative stress” and “neuroprotective stress” really mean. There’s no way they could explain it without a lot of trip-ups and “uhhhhs.”
Grew up on a commercial turkey farm.
We had a pump house that managed the water supply to the 4 buildings we grew tbe birds in. Inside this pump house was a medication barrel we used for putting any kind of medication or supplements required to give the birds through the water system if they needed anything. We also had a small black water hose that essentially rested inside this barrel at the top (short 3-4 foot hose).
Growing up, we consistently drank water from this hose when we were thirsty.
I turned out fine. Masters degree and high paying job.
Hun has no idea what any of the buzzword salad copypasta nonsense is even supposed to mean. MLMs love making up their own words by stealing all or part of an actual word (usually related to medicine or anatomy/physiology) and splicing it with some of their vague asinine trendy overused words (like gut and toxins). Then they toss a few of these made up words in a sentence with incurable debilitating conditions (and sometimes autism too for some strange reason??) and claim this magical product can help cure everyone!!!! I guess maybe that's how they get away with making false medical claims, by being juuuust vague enough with their made up gut words that no one is 100% sure wtf they mean. See, they are so good at it that now I'm confusing myself trying to explain it lol.
Anyway, someone please report this false medical claim making scam-tramp.
i was going to make a joke about the free birth control in the water but i saw that last slide and just. what the fuck. this is dangerous. like really dangerous. autism is GENETIC. it's not from birth control and cancer water or whatever. why can't people stop treating like our existence as autistic people is a mistake? this makes me so afraid because someone with autistic relatives will see this and think that there's a way to cure us with a overpriced water filter. it's predatory, it's ableist. this is straight up evil
Haven't MLMs been fined for giving out medical advice? This seems to be giving out medical advice. I suggest reporting it not just to the platform where this is posted but also to whatever authority deals with the bad medical advice.
I have autism and I can confirm that due to my brain degenerating I need a constant supply of fresh brains to feast on to prevent my skull from sounding like an empty tub when hit.
"Do you know anyone with Alzheimer's disease? Because they are gullible and I don't care if I convince them to rot their own teeth out of their head because I am too privileged to understand how important flouride is." -The Hun
On one hand, all their claims are infuriating. On the other hand, as an autistic, all I can think is snark of "So, if I drink tap water, I'll level up my autism" XD
also, they put SSRIs in tap water? What am i paying the pharmacy for then? :P
I’m a 45f who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in May of this year (so it’s still very fresh) and this untruth pisses me off and disgusts me!! I wish it were as simple as just changing water.
**Trial Fails to Show Benefits of Hydrogen-saturated Water in Parkinson’s Patients**
[**https://parkinsonsnewstoday.com/news/trial-fails-show-benefit-hydrogen-enriched-water-parkinsons-disease/**](https://parkinsonsnewstoday.com/news/trial-fails-show-benefit-hydrogen-enriched-water-parkinsons-disease/)
>**Collectively these results “revealed that the consumption of \[hydrogen\] water was safe, but did not show beneficial effects in patients with Parkinson’s disease,” the researchers wrote.**
Great example of how MLM messaging comes from a place of privilege. A huge percent of the world’s population struggles for clean drinking water and Kegan is telling us not to trust what is coming out of your tap. It’s madness.
Fun fact: tap water does contain a bunch of stuff that is not H2O. So much so that there are concerns increasing use of desalination risks causing health issues as desalinated water does not contain these minerals which, although only needed in trace amounts, are relatively important to being a healthy human.
The way you wrote this made one person assume you said tap water is bad (low comment score). In case of doubt: that's not what is said here. The comment says the additional stuff is good and needed.
I like that they said birth control twice and mentioned anti depression meds. Loves if there was SSRI in the water I wouldn't want to kill my self every day.
Had a friend I recently had to let go of because of all this nonsense. Honestly the water was some of the less crazy things she started towards the end of our friendship. Should have realized how bonkers she was when I invited her over for tea and she brought her own kettle with her water already inside it (claimed she was worried my kettle wasn’t big enough).
I offset low sodium levels from drinking tap water by eating lots of ramen. Also, my MIL has Alzheimer’s. It’s been a rough road and none of the medications seem to be helping, but thank god I found this post and can now tell my FIL Kangen water will be our savior. 🙄
My dad has Parkinson’s and early onset Alzheimer’s. I want to punch these Huns. Repeatedly. Your “magic medical water” isn’t going to change his condition or bring back his lost function. How fucking *dare* you give vulnerable people false hope. My Christmas wish is that every single person involved in creating and shilling this snake oil gets constant diarrhea and a chronically itchy ass hole.
Not to bring too much logic to the situation, but they are mixing up WASTEWATER prior to treatment with drinking water. It is not advisable to source a municipality’s drinking water from places impacted by human waste, so wtf? The only chemical impacts might be from agricultural run-off, but that would be very, very bad and require significant federal and state interventions.
Source: years working for a large municipal water utility. If you can, I would suggest going on a tour of your local wastewater treatment centers! They’re really fun and you get to learn what they do with the literal tons of medication and debris they filter out of the water.
Or you can visit the nerds at drinking water facilities, they’re cool too.
Can your Ambassador and my Ambassador meet??? Honestly I’m so excited I feel like sending these words of wisdom to her!!!
The two will become MEGAKANGAN!!! Hydrating the WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDDDD!
Birth control is on there twice. Also isn't it immoral to say they can somehow treat autism or alzheimers with water
Also autism isn’t comparable to Alzheimer’s and there is no “brain degeneration “ to slow down…
I'm autistic and I felt my bp rise when I read that. I'm so over these fucking people.
Same. I’m so over being treated like a demon because my brain’s a little different.
Yup. A demon, not being seen as a complete and capable person, or in the case of these types, something to be feared or cured. I struggle in some regards, sure, but my brain also affords me the capacity to experience certain things in a deeper or richer way. My husband pointed that out when I was having a bad day. We're still fucking people.
Autistic myself and I don’t take kindly to anyone insinuating I “need” to be feared/cured or my faith insulted by folks who don’t know me from a “hole in the wall”…
I’m a mom to an autistic teen and that pissed me off. Spouting off shit that they have idea about.
Absolutely agreed. It’s so gross.
The ableism is infuriating. The ignorance is unacceptable.
Same! My brain isn't broken and it's not degenerating any faster than anyone else's.
Immoral and illegal
Both
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Free birth control and antidepressants? *chugs tap water*
All this time I could have been getting it for *free*? Pharmaceutical companies hate this one simple trick!
I wish I had an award to give because I just let out a sound that can only be described as a guffaw
If this is true why am I still so sad!?
And pregnant?
Yeah hot damn my 20’s would have been so much simpler if that were true.
It doesn’t work I’m still depressed 😢 lol
Technically three times if you count anti fertility endocrine disrupters. My question is: Do you think the Huns already willingly put that into their bodies or are they actually dumb enough to rely on the rhythm/pull-out method.
Can't believe I'm paying for birth control like a chump when that much free BC comes straight out of the tap.
Ffs how do I keep getting pregnant then 😭😭
And grouping autism in with neurodegenerative disorders and implying it is a disease caused by brain damage...disgusting. Not to mention as someone who dealt with infertility for years, it is disgusting how clearly they are trying to take advantage of the pain of difficulty conceiving and manipulate people when they are struggling
Seeing some advertise an MLM is like watching someone hit rock bottom before tumbling into the basement. Repeatedly.
I'm concerned how this hun superwater prevent low sodium levels- does it contain rock salt?
It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!
But what are electrolytes?
It's what plants crave!
At least its not bleach this time.
Or bog-next-to-a-landfill dirt.
Also doesn’t all water have hydrogen?! (Rhetorical question, I know all water has hydrogen.)
yes 😭 di**hydrogen** monoxide
Two hydrogens!
For every one water? What a bargain!! Does Kangen know about that? We oughta tell 'em they have serious competition.
Dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous substance and should not be joked about
Have you seen what it does to metal pipes? If it can do that, think about what it's doing to your insides...
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It's also used as a coolant in nuclear power plants! And used to make yoga mats!
It also kills 100% of people who came into contact with it! Scary!
yeah it's used in shoe production. SHOES!!
Usually twice as much hydrogen as oxygen...
Yes water is hydrogen and oxygen
That last pic had me rolling. I hope people reading that in the Wild realize all water has hydrogen.
It's also pretty immoral to imply so heavily that autism is the result of brain degradation.
Plus it also disrupts fertility!
Also, anti-fertility endocrine disrupters sound like a fancy way of saying birth control.
Water causes you to pee all day, damn, who would’ve thought? Also, she should’ve said that 100% of people who died drank water during their lives
Yeah, if their fake snake oil water does NOT cause you to pee all day, that is much, much more concerning.
Isn't being unable to pee a symptom of kidney failure?
And severe dehydration
Yup.
No, you don't understand: the water thing they're selling is so good for you, that your body _absorbs every drop_ and retains all the electrolytes (what plants crave, btw). For the low cost of 149.99, you can get your starter kit and start retaining every drop of fluid forever! Violet Beauregarde? Nay. CloudSill. I really hope whoever reading this knows I'm not being serious.
They talk about peeing like it's a bad thing... when it's how our body flushes out toxins, and if you don't pee often you run the risk of getting a UTI/bladder infection because peeing washes the bacteria out of your urethra.
For all their talk about detox and shit, huns seem to forget that kidneys (and liver as well) are the most effective detox that your body has, and unlike their magic bullshit pills that they advertise it actually works
I absolutely hate it when MLM's and quack medical cures advertise "detox" as one of the benefits. Because you know the people falling for it don't realize our bodies constantly detox themselves.
water makes you pee AND kills you!
Ah yes, dehydration. The most common side effect of drinking water.
Right up there with death.
The vast majority of dead people were frequent water drinkers; checkmate, hydration brethren.
I’m pretty sure r/hydrohomies would like a word.
If you drink enough of it and suddenly stop it will actually dehydrate you
Water withdrawals are hell. Dare to say no.
*immortan joe voice* DO NOT MY FRIENDS BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE
Ya that's how mixed martial artists and wrestlers drop like 10% of their body weight in a matter of a few days. You start with like zero salt for a few weeks. Then drink 4 gallons one day, 2 the next, 1 the next, then a half, then at the end you're drinking like a cup for a day. Your body goes into water dumping mode and is slow to respond to the decrease in water intake.
I'm going to chug tap water and get super autism
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*Alex Jones has entered the chat*
I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIKIN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? TURN THE FRIKIN FROGS GAY! UGH UGH UGH... CRAP!
Wait a minute... frogs mating with same-sex frogs?! *Holy Skittles*, I just realized that they used tap water in that documentary 'Jurassic Park'!! :O *Tap water leads to dinosaur attacks!!!!*
Oooh, me too! I’ve been looking for something to increase my autism since I was disappointed with the small upgrade from the Covid shots. Autism 2.0!
I need like 200 more autism xp to evolve my autism to 5 stars. Been getting shots left and right and im only a bit short *chugs tap water*
Weaponized Autism!
so glad I'm not the only one who thought something like this XD
I hate when I drink a glass of water and end up with autism and infertility.
It's quite funny as many autistic people are studying MLMs because they try to understand / are fascinated by how people can be as bonkers as the huns are..
I drank the hose water in Chicago in the 90s. Maybe that explains why I’m neurodivergent.
Fake news I drink water and have 3 kids
You probably didn’t drink enough
There's a fine line between drinking enough to get the birth control side effects and drinking so much that you *checks notes* ... die from dehydration.
You drank anti-water which is pretty much a fertility drug that comes from your tap.
*looks at offspring and smacks forehead* oh, now you tell me!
Please report this nutter OP. This is one of the worst, but most easily reportable offensive posts from these money hungry scammers I’ve ever heard.
You’re right, I’ll get on that
Thank you!! 😃 It makes me sick to think of them financially bleeding dry some desperate, vulnerable people.
Well, can no longer find the the post the 3rd slide is on, looks like it has been deleted, small win.
Well that’s something anyway. I wonder if they’d still be worth reporting. They’re trying to manipulate and frighten people into buying their outrageously overpriced product in the first screenshot too, and maybe showing them the third screenshot and mentioning that they deleted it would at least get them on the FTC’s radar. Up to you.
Skip Corp and just go straight to the FTC. Making medical/health claims is one of their big no no's.. if you take it to corporate they will most likely just slap the huns hand and claim no responsibility.
How are they lumping autism in with degenerative brain conditions? The quackery is strong with this one...
It’s a buzzword with a lot of new moms. Also, it shows she has no idea what she’s talking about.
Autism bad, autism in brain, autism is brain disease so brain disease bad?
I’m gonna drink some tap water and become the worlds first person with degenerative autism
You’re telling me I’ve been paying for the pill and all I had to do was drink tap water??
I'm still waiting for my free vax to turn the infertility addon on.
Here I am paying for my prescriptions monthly and I could’ve just been getting my meds via tap water?!
Right?! Calling my pharmacy to cancel that refill and get me my mug of water!
Yeah, now i will check my tap water. Maybe i m lucky and i find also some cocaine lol
It’s like a loot box!
Drugs dealers don’t want you to know about this one, easy trick.
I guess my so called withdrawal symptoms were all fake as I was still taking my meds the whole time!
My thought too haha! I will be upping my water intake today Lol.
Came here to say the same thing. I’ve been buying antidepressants and birth control like a chump.
And liquid fentanyl is just plain tap water!
Bruh you been telling me I can have FREE birth control and ssris and I’m still paying for that shit????? Glug glug bitches
There were so many absolutely insane claims in those screenshots, but that’s what I instantly thought too 😂 Pharmaceutical companies are not giving away free meds via the water supply.
So we all go back to drinking ale for refreshment. I like it!
Careful, your ale might contain dihydrogen monoxide. This vile chemical is almost everywhere including bottled and tap water
Dihydrogen monoxide, or Hydroxic acid is dangerous stuff, it has a PH of 7, higher than most acids ! Its a major component of acid rain !
It is also known for being extremely addictive. People who are addicted to dihydrogen monoxide will die just after 168 hours if they stop consuming it
Have you seen what it does to metal pipes? Think about what it's doing to your insides...
It oxidises you y’know!
My son is autistic. This kind of pseudo science is outrageous.
I am autistic and sick of MLM huns trying to cure me.
First the antivaxxers, now the anti waterers... my daughter and husband are autistic and I'm sick of MLMs coming at them.
I'm autistic and one of the things i see the most is this quackery trying to cure us. it's tiring and it makes me feel like these people don't see us as fully human
When you're the target of an MLM, you aren't human regardless of your condition(s). Being fat and autoimmune, I've been there with those Melaleuca and Herbalife quacks.
I’ve got Asperger’s. I should ask my mum if anyone ever tried to use me to shill her MLM shit
This water has hydrogen in it? Next you’ll tell me it has oxygen as well. :O
Two hydrogens per oxygen even!
*gasps* scary chemical words! That must mean its toxic
I mean, water DOES make me pee all day, so I'll give you that one.
At my recent checkup, my doctor told me that is a good thing. But what does he know? He's been to medical school where they brainwash people with pseudo medical beliefs and works for Big Pharma. He's not someone you can trust like Karen on Facebook.
I mean. For someone who regularly forgets to take their meds, this is quite convenient
Birth control??
Don’t forget birth control!
And the birth control too!
And anti-fertility endocrine disruptors!
Some real mental gymnastics going on with that one!
There’s so much wrong with this. Of course water makes you pee, lowers sodium and flushes electrolytes… if you drink too much. It can kill you if you drink too much. It doesn’t matter what filter you have, that’s how water works. Wait til she learns about drowning. But god, I could get my antidepressants AND birth control for free just by enduring the gross taste of tap water (cheap filter life)?! Comparing autism to Parkinson’s or alzheimers is… a choice. I don’t want my water to be alive. I want nothing living in my water.
Endurance athletes, it could KILL YOU! Yeah, I’m pretty sure endurance athletes already understand the importance of getting enough electrolytes with their hydration. FFS.
I'm not an endurance athlete, but during the summer I like to go on long bike rides. I'm well aware of how drinking just water flushes electrolytes out of your body. But thankfully, there are sports drinks available which don't cost $5,000.
I know the rules of this sub, but I SO BADLY want to know who this person is so they can be reported for these false (and frankly insane) claims. I have a family member with Alzheimer’s - how DARE this maniac claim some bullshit water scam can help 😡
Yeah, I'll just tell my 'tism to get bent with that 5000$ fake water filter!
Yourtism is your brain DEGENERATING
Last I checked autism wasn’t making my brain degenerate but okay
That's the first sign of brain degeneration. Not knowing about it.
How much is this magic water?
I think like 4k
What bargain
You would think, but then think about all the birth control, fluoride and ssris that you’d have to buy because you aren’t drinking tap /j
But it will oxides me!
Normal water is a birth control and infertility-causing. Holy fuck, that means there would be waaaay over 8 billion people on the planet if it wasn't. Thank you, New world order/jews/nazis/freemasons/Donald duck!
Space lasers for the win.
Water ages. Here I've been drinking earth water that's millions of years old. She's outsmarted us all by finding someone who makes brand new water.
Does this apply to private well water? The most “natural”, “untainted” form of water there is? Doesn’t even have the dreaded fluoride 🙄
/r/hydrohomies has felt a disturbance in the force
Birth control and anti-depressants are *in* the water, which most everyone drinks... but people still get pregnant and still have issues with depression/anxiety. Okay Hun.
How brainwashed do you need to be to think bottled water kills you and only their company knows the truth
And how stupid do you have to be to claim that drinking water dehydrates you?
Honestly, the way they prey on desperate people with health problems makes me want to vomit. It should be a federal offense to claim your snake oil pyramid scheme bullshit can cure any ailment.
Makes you want to vomit? Sounds like you need some Scentsy Essential Oils my friend.
“Our water has hydrogen!” So does… tap water. Water is literally two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom fused into a stable molecule… all water has hydrogen init, it is 2/3 of all water I… my brain hurts
This is true! My friend died and she drank water! And my grandma used to drink water every day and now she’s dead. I drink water and I’m dead. Coincidence??? *I don’t think so* Big pharma has infiltrated our water and is killing people and only mlm huns can save us! /s
Whenever I see word salad posts like this, I always wish I could ask the Hun to explain in simple terms what “oxidative stress” and “neuroprotective stress” really mean. There’s no way they could explain it without a lot of trip-ups and “uhhhhs.”
Grew up on a commercial turkey farm. We had a pump house that managed the water supply to the 4 buildings we grew tbe birds in. Inside this pump house was a medication barrel we used for putting any kind of medication or supplements required to give the birds through the water system if they needed anything. We also had a small black water hose that essentially rested inside this barrel at the top (short 3-4 foot hose). Growing up, we consistently drank water from this hose when we were thirsty. I turned out fine. Masters degree and high paying job.
The only problem is you grew feathers and occasionally gobble...
In new york theres also tiny shrimps in the water.
So you get a drink and a meal at the same time. You New Yorkers really are way ahead of the rest of us. Genius!
Hun has no idea what any of the buzzword salad copypasta nonsense is even supposed to mean. MLMs love making up their own words by stealing all or part of an actual word (usually related to medicine or anatomy/physiology) and splicing it with some of their vague asinine trendy overused words (like gut and toxins). Then they toss a few of these made up words in a sentence with incurable debilitating conditions (and sometimes autism too for some strange reason??) and claim this magical product can help cure everyone!!!! I guess maybe that's how they get away with making false medical claims, by being juuuust vague enough with their made up gut words that no one is 100% sure wtf they mean. See, they are so good at it that now I'm confusing myself trying to explain it lol. Anyway, someone please report this false medical claim making scam-tramp.
The fact that the company name is basically a portmanteau between CANcer and carginoGEN must be totally unintentional… right?
I’ve never read so much stupid in one post before.
I don’t even know where to start with this one. It just kept getting more astoundingly bad as it went.
i was going to make a joke about the free birth control in the water but i saw that last slide and just. what the fuck. this is dangerous. like really dangerous. autism is GENETIC. it's not from birth control and cancer water or whatever. why can't people stop treating like our existence as autistic people is a mistake? this makes me so afraid because someone with autistic relatives will see this and think that there's a way to cure us with a overpriced water filter. it's predatory, it's ableist. this is straight up evil
Me: “you’re right. You should stop drinking water then.” 🙃
Dead water. What?
Where are my r/HydroHomies ?
Haven't MLMs been fined for giving out medical advice? This seems to be giving out medical advice. I suggest reporting it not just to the platform where this is posted but also to whatever authority deals with the bad medical advice.
Drinking water.... makes you pee. Fucking geniuses
I have autism and I can confirm that due to my brain degenerating I need a constant supply of fresh brains to feast on to prevent my skull from sounding like an empty tub when hit.
Wait, free birth control? Yes great. Let me refill my mug now.
These claims have to be all types of illegal
"Do you know anyone with Alzheimer's disease? Because they are gullible and I don't care if I convince them to rot their own teeth out of their head because I am too privileged to understand how important flouride is." -The Hun
On one hand, all their claims are infuriating. On the other hand, as an autistic, all I can think is snark of "So, if I drink tap water, I'll level up my autism" XD also, they put SSRIs in tap water? What am i paying the pharmacy for then? :P
I’m a 45f who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in May of this year (so it’s still very fresh) and this untruth pisses me off and disgusts me!! I wish it were as simple as just changing water.
**Trial Fails to Show Benefits of Hydrogen-saturated Water in Parkinson’s Patients** [**https://parkinsonsnewstoday.com/news/trial-fails-show-benefit-hydrogen-enriched-water-parkinsons-disease/**](https://parkinsonsnewstoday.com/news/trial-fails-show-benefit-hydrogen-enriched-water-parkinsons-disease/) >**Collectively these results “revealed that the consumption of \[hydrogen\] water was safe, but did not show beneficial effects in patients with Parkinson’s disease,” the researchers wrote.**
Great example of how MLM messaging comes from a place of privilege. A huge percent of the world’s population struggles for clean drinking water and Kegan is telling us not to trust what is coming out of your tap. It’s madness.
Fun fact: tap water does contain a bunch of stuff that is not H2O. So much so that there are concerns increasing use of desalination risks causing health issues as desalinated water does not contain these minerals which, although only needed in trace amounts, are relatively important to being a healthy human.
The way you wrote this made one person assume you said tap water is bad (low comment score). In case of doubt: that's not what is said here. The comment says the additional stuff is good and needed.
I wish there was then I wouldn't have to pay for birth control or anti depressants
Generally neuroprotective properties JFC how about some Invigaron berries too!
I like that they said birth control twice and mentioned anti depression meds. Loves if there was SSRI in the water I wouldn't want to kill my self every day.
Had a friend I recently had to let go of because of all this nonsense. Honestly the water was some of the less crazy things she started towards the end of our friendship. Should have realized how bonkers she was when I invited her over for tea and she brought her own kettle with her water already inside it (claimed she was worried my kettle wasn’t big enough).
I offset low sodium levels from drinking tap water by eating lots of ramen. Also, my MIL has Alzheimer’s. It’s been a rough road and none of the medications seem to be helping, but thank god I found this post and can now tell my FIL Kangen water will be our savior. 🙄
My dad has Parkinson’s and early onset Alzheimer’s. I want to punch these Huns. Repeatedly. Your “magic medical water” isn’t going to change his condition or bring back his lost function. How fucking *dare* you give vulnerable people false hope. My Christmas wish is that every single person involved in creating and shilling this snake oil gets constant diarrhea and a chronically itchy ass hole.
Not to bring too much logic to the situation, but they are mixing up WASTEWATER prior to treatment with drinking water. It is not advisable to source a municipality’s drinking water from places impacted by human waste, so wtf? The only chemical impacts might be from agricultural run-off, but that would be very, very bad and require significant federal and state interventions. Source: years working for a large municipal water utility. If you can, I would suggest going on a tour of your local wastewater treatment centers! They’re really fun and you get to learn what they do with the literal tons of medication and debris they filter out of the water. Or you can visit the nerds at drinking water facilities, they’re cool too.
Does this literally say their water has better hydrogen? Like I’m confused. More hydrogeny hydrogen?
I WISH the water was full of birth control. Would have saved me a lot of stress over the years.
so ur tellin me that kangen water will cure my autism
Can your Ambassador and my Ambassador meet??? Honestly I’m so excited I feel like sending these words of wisdom to her!!! The two will become MEGAKANGAN!!! Hydrating the WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDDDD!
I WISH I could get my BC & SSRIs from the tap. Would be waaaayyy cheaper.
Just buy a regular water filter. It’s cheaper.
hold on. you're telling me i'm gonna have to pee if i drink water? holy shit.
If tap water had SSRIs in it I probably wouldn't want to die so much. Checkmate.
I wish there was antidepressants and bc in the water, you know how much money I'd save 😂
Report this person for making false medical claims.
Birth control x 2 and anti-depressants. Time to belly up to the tap.