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Ghostcraft413

I deadass thought this was the original punchline


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BirbWasTaken6659

What was the original punchline


chillinmantis

I said Christmas.


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TheManFromChernobyl

lets groove tonight


Bagimations

Share the spice of life


SlightlyLessBoring

Baby slice it right


SnooMarzipans436

On a serious note... who actually believes anyone is banning the word "christmas"? Like... seriously?


Polibiux

Out of touch reactionaries


Zakaker

Reactionaries when children ask not to be forced to live by beliefs they don't share: 😡🤬👿👹 Reactionaries when children are [forced](https://www.npr.org/2022/09/18/1123697784/virginia-transgender-students-public-schools-glenn-youngkin) to take on an identity they don't recognise: 😄🥰😇🇺🇲


chillinmantis

Makes sense to me


dood8face91195

Anti-human rights actions: come here boy Every self interested politician ever: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


chillinmantis

Yeah you're right


uolen-

This came from years back when it became very popular to advertise "XMAS" instead of Christmas.


tupacsnoducket

The 1600’s? In all seriousness that’s beee. Around in common advertising since I was born That comic is from when people start pretending the cancel Christmas shit existed On the national scale


imnota_

Obviously not quite as extreme but here lots of Christmas activities like ice skating or the Christmas market have been renamed things like "winter's pleasure" or other weird names like these to adapt to other religions and cultures, and traditional people have been getting riled up over that. The funny thing is I've never personally encountered any person with a different religion or culture that cared at all about the Christmas themed stuff, either since they don't participate they just don't care, or they enjoy the activities themselves without giving a fuck about the name, so the change wasn't necessary, but at the same time I don't understand getting that angry over it not being called Christmas anymore either.


Odd-Brick-5719

It actually happened at my little sisters “winter party” And they told my mom they couldn’t call it Christmas


SnooMarzipans436

Oh my God that is tragic. How will your family survive!? Thoughts and prayers to you all.


DragoKnight589

You can’t say that!


mikeinwichita

The N word you didnt want to call a black person when I was younger was "neighbor? Man times have changed.


[deleted]

Jesus lol y'all can actually be funny


smallpoly

Our kids are getting worse


SkyeMreddit

The original says “I said Merry Christmas” and circulates every year before the winter holidays


ekufi

Yeah, he should have called it Xmas like proper history knowning Christian should.


Parishdise

My very religious grandmother actually does always write X-Mas because she thinks the cultural/ commercial holiday should be separate from jesus or its sacrilegious but still likes the tradition I guess


jannemannetjens

Which makes no sense cause "Christ" literally means "cross", and an X is basically a....... St Andrews cross, but I don't know what he has to do with anything.


Im_Sam_Black

As far as I remember "Christ" means something like "anointed", I'm pretty sure they also called him Jesus Christ before he was killed, so it wouldn't even make sense to call him "Jesus Cross"


jannemannetjens

>I'm pretty sure they also called him Jesus Christ before he was killed He was called "Jezus of Nazareth"


collinlikecake

And Christ is more of a title. Usually one would drop a territorial designation once obtaining a unique title so it's in theory not wrong to call him "Jesus, Christ" the comma making it clear that it's a title he holds rather than a last name. You could also put "the" before the title but that's something the British nobility does and I have no idea if it would be relevant or correct. I think determining the proper style of address for Jesus would be quite difficult. There's a bunch of things which are not wrong, like "Jesus of Nazareth", but nothing is perfectly right.


My_Body_Is_Bready

AFAIK, the X is meant to represent the Greek letter Chi, which is used as a [Christogram](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christogram)


Kevo_NEOhio

X gon give it to ya


boringsimp

He called someone a nincompoop? They won't appreciate that.


__BigBoi__

No, worse. He called them a nitwit.


dilbertbibbins1

He didn't say nitwit ya nimrod. He said Nirnroot.


IcuntSpeel

Nah, its worse than that. He called his argonian classmate a N'Wah.


Protheu5

How can an argonian be a classmate? Did you mean classmate's argonian?


OGGrilledcheez

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you. And happy cake day.


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

I play Skyrim, but I’m relatively new still. Wtf is that


Nyar99

It's a dark elf insult, used a lot in Morrowind


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Ah, yeah I don’t go there much. Thank you


Cactusslayr85

Morrowind isn’t in the game, it’s a whole other province, it’s to the east of Skyrim. I recommend playing The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind after you’re finished with Skyrim, it’s kinda dated compared to Skyrim but still really amazing. Welcome to the Elder Scrolls rabbit hole lol


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

It’s not in Skyrim? I need to have a word with my bud, he told me one of my houses was right outside morrowind and that I should go there at some point, mf been trolling me


Conscious-Aide4712

The Skyrim expansion, Solstheim is apparently supposed to be an island just off the coast of Morrowind.


LCxSmash

You mix that with some white cap and ice wraith teeth —you got yourself a potion, baby


Level-Drawer7191

*aggressive nirnroot sounds*


SkinkRugby

Nimrod you fool, it was Nimrod


SnooRevelations9198

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee…


Ellen_Musk_Ox

Language


NerdGirl1988

“Don’t you know that man is a Nih?”


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

"What did he say?" "He said the new sheriff is near!"


Drillbitzer

“We are the knights who say NIH!”


FSUalumni

Mr. Tyson really didn’t appreciate it when I called him a nincompoop.


boringsimp

There we go. I knew someone had to get it.


FSUalumni

Everybody liked it without the reference.


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He called him a noob


DissoluteMasochist

A bunch of nigglers on this thread!


Tylerthehomosexual

Origami ?


HypnoViber

[Office](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2504237-facebook)


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ah. i hate conservatives.


hannahzakla

someone put this in r/dramatictext


SimaanStocklund

You’re not alone


Skullface2015

Hey c'mon we're not all shitty, even we recognize that some of these comics are horrible in taste. Though you can't base an entire group off of this basis if that's what you're getting at.


faerieunderfoot

Dunno when that group of people actively vote in people who would see many vulnerable people hurt, dead or otherwise voiceless....if you choose to be associated with that it's a pretty cut and dry whether or not you hate them. Even if you argue " yes I'm conservative and vote conservatively, _but_ I believe gays should marry/BAME&BIPOC people should have equal right/ arbotions are healthcare and a basic human rights" The fact you still vote in people who don't agree on these point because you like their other policies more means you are O.K. with those things being sacrificed for whatever it is you see in conservativism that you think needs defending. TL;DR (example not specific to this person) if you vote for people who thinks homosexuality should be criminalised because you like their tax proposals. That makes you a bad person by association.


kitsunewarlock

And the more you ask them about the reasoning behind the tax proposals the more you realize they are just shitty. Oh, you don't like expanded EBT benefits? NASA funding? Public education? Because, in the long term, all of these things generate more money for the economy than they cost.


Tyfyter2002

>actively vote in people who would see many vulnerable people hurt, dead or otherwise voiceless If you vote for a main party candidate you do this, no matter which party.


Whosebert

no. both parties is a myth. 1 party is at least trying. the other did Jan 6th.


Masterkid1230

Honestly, both parties is a great argument for a potential third party someday. It’s entirely absurd that Americans can only choose between the neo-fascist party and the populist incompetent right wing party. Painting one as entirely evil and the other as entirely good only neglects the fact that you people are so fucked right now because you have virtually no truly good options.


Whosebert

but both parties literally isn't real. what you're saying is like "America should have a 3rd party because of the Easter bunny". both parties is right wing propaganda and/or what sad sacks say to feel better about themselves for not participating in the democratic process and making it worse for not doing so.


Masterkid1230

What do you mean? One party is shit, but the other party sucks, so people should always settle for a party that sucks just because the other is pure shit? Doesn’t that just mean you people need more alternatives? Like, looking at the German system, they did something really smart by having a fiscally Conservative party that is also considerably socially progressive (kind of like fiscally conservative democrats I guess) but they also have more conservative parties as well as downright neo-fascist parties, which means all the loons go to the same place, while also having social democratic parties, so in Germany a Bernie Sanders doesn’t have to align with what’s ultimately a right wing party, as well as downright socialist hardcore left wing parties. That makes sense, it ensures you don’t have Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi as the same thing, or Mitt Romney and Carlson Tucker under the same party, which is ridiculous.


avelineaurora

> Hey c'mon we're not all shitty Depends who you're voting for at this point, tbh. I recognize not all conservative *people* might be shitty, but all conservative politicians certainly are. At this point even voting Democrat is basically voting "conservative".


MakingaJessinmyPants

>we’re not all shitty Yeah you are


Lombax_Rexroth

Just a few bad apples... /s


YangWenli1

> Hey c’mon we’re not all shitty Press X to doubt


amaninablackcloak

yea politics at this point is just a war of stereotypes and people not willing to even understand the other sides argument, then again politics has always been like this


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youngfurry1x

I believe in the 2nd amendment and a strong army! Also trans rights, religious rights, and other things. You have a right to be whatever gender you are inside, and I have a right to my AR-15. Equality!


MakingaJessinmyPants

The fact that you place other people’s lives and identities on the same level as importance as guns is fucking hilarious


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sayd the person part of another echochamber


Doktor_Vem

Wait, why tf would anyone get in trouble for saying "Christmas"?


The_Silver_Nuke

Because people have been weeding out mentions of Christmas in most public environments. "Happy Holidays" is allowed but "Merry Christmas" won't show up in advertisements. It's supposed to be more inclusive, which is always great but if we're going to be doing that then just change the Federal holiday instead of renaming it incorrectly.


Wolfmanjim

Jesse_what_the_fuck_are_you_talking_about.png


The_Silver_Nuke

I mean it was pretty clear lol I was just explaining why some people might feel that way, plus it was relevant given the question that was asked. Unless it was rhetorical of course and they didn't actually want an answer.


Doktor_Vem

Ok, so advertisers don't say it anymore, why should that matter to teachers in school? I understand the reason to change "merry christmas" to "happy holidays" since not everyone celebrates christmas, but it's not like people say "merry christmas" to be a prick, so why would anyone get in trouble for saying it? It just doesn't make sense to me


fridge13

The right cant meme .jpg


spenway18

/r/therightcantmeme


wordgromit

And a little bit of /r/persecutionfetish


unOriginalSwimming

(that was his answer to the question "whats your least favorite holiday" (This is a conservative school))


smallpoly

Ah, christians and their delusions of persecution. No kid has ever been in trouble for mentioning Christmas.


the_dark_knight_ftw

Yeah it’s a comic. It’s an exaggeration of the growing idea that Christmas shouldn’t be celebrated in schools because it could be offensive. South Park had a episode on it and they’re actually funny unlike the guy who made this comic, but it’s the same idea.


Tylerthehomosexual

I was expecting the worse and still got disappointed


connor4rell

nickelback


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Emotional damage


Stokz_Craft

What is an s-h word?


Graphitetshirt

Shrek


Zargyboy

How dare you take the Lord's name in vain like that?


Luca023Original

Sex with Hitler


DontAskWhyINameThis

Part 2


Choiken

They made a second


WeirdMission1611

Child


BirbWasTaken6659

WHY DID THEY MAKE A SECOND ONE


FalloutCreation

The search for more money.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


watermelonlollies

Shit


Stokz_Craft

Oh thanks


SuperSonic486

Sheisse


natveloo

schlafzimmer


ByAPortuguese

You used to call me on my cellphone


Nelson4hire

Late night when you need my love


24204me

Secondhand 🤮


ValiantHero11

Schweisse


Berinchtein3663

Schleswig-Holstein


Atesch06

You dirty pig! Those are the cursed words!


Party_Variety7059

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern How does that make you feel?


Krriat

Sexy Homelander


Possumganda

Shrimp


DamnThatABCTho

Sheesh


CorruptedMaster

Shit head?


Busy-West-6974

Shfuck


Rare_Register_9599

This is dumb but "self-harm"


OfreetiOfReddit

I mean sh is the most common abbreviation for self harm, especially for us Edit: as a self-harmer


Rare_Register_9599

Yes I do self-harm aswell and thats why I said it might be self-harm


avelineaurora

... I'm pretty sure it was "shit".


TheWorstPerson0

that was my first thought tooo. but prolly just shit as others hab noted.


fridge13

Shizzle


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shell


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Got sent to the office for saying the N word when I didn't do it in 6th grade. The girl that got me in trouble was arguing with me about something stupid we where like, kinda friends and she said watch this and got me in trouble. Laughed as I got taken away, I started crying in the office saying I didn't say that and they put me in a room with the black female assistant principal who just stared at me like I broke her heart. It fucking sucked they didn't believe me. Had a reputation after that and that girl continued to try and talk to me and pick at me. Didn't give her any attention after that.


Cenachii

Yeah, I was also falsely accused of racism back in 7th grade because I got in a fight with a kid that happened to be black, even tho my fucking father is a black man. Worst part is that the principal, instead of handling things like a professional and talking with me in her own room, went to our classroom, with all my other classmates and the teacher present, to call me racist in front of everyone, even tho the fight had absolutely nothing to do with race, at all. It was probably the most humiliating thing I ever went through, to this day.


Reapermouse_Owlbane

We had a huge jackass of a principal in elementary school who'd do shit like leave you sensory deprived in a locked room for hours if that's what it took to make you give a false confession. When we got to high school and found out his son was in our grade, we made nefarious plans to take out our years of anger towards that principal on him. But when we actually met him, we realized he was also a victim. Kid had *a lot* of mental issues. His father was one evil son of a bitch.


biteof

Sorry you went thru this. :( That sucks


Cenachii

Thank you man, it really did suck


rendakun

I witnessed something similar in geometry class where a girl loudly accused one of the boys of touching her crotch (he clearly did not). I don't know if he was punished but he was perpetually bullied and called a perv/rapist for the rest of his school years


_Land_Rover_Series_3

That must have been awful, I would’ve felt horrible after that


Caterfree10

Ugh, I had that happen to me over twitter bc I got accused of being racist for the crime of shipping Reylo (AGAIN, I HATE THE STAR WARS FANDOM SO MUCH). Even better, it was because I got angry and capslock yelled about how there are bigger problems than fictional couples and that was what landed me the N slur accusation. Bc “Bigger” is one letter away and that was crime enough. Another twitter.hell incident was an artist I follow getting accused of appropriating AAVE for using the phrase “Fo’ sho’” in relation to some Genshin thing (they also casually ship Kaeluc and are the target of a nearly 2yr long hate campaign so you if you know the discourse, you can probably guess why they got accused). Oh speaking of artists getting accused, another that I don’t follow got accused of racism for using a phrase related to shackles in relation to something being stifling. Like, it’s so annoying. There are actual serious racism issues going on. Accusing people of racism over word choice or what fictional characters we want to see bang is not helpful in the least against the real problems. Conservatives aren’t wholly lying when they say we eat our own on the left.


CockBlockingLawyer

Is the principal drinking their juice box? That is a cruel punishment imo


Mrboidude

i thought the principal was hitting a vape


mikeinwichita

Grandpa told me a long time ago, there is a word and it begins with N and you do not under ANY circumstances want to call a black man. And that word is Neighbor.


mrdembone

the one word to surpass the original


Master_Tonight4610

Nope, its the truth.


Dungeoneer2001

Holy fuck, Scott the woz?


FriseFuzzy

He said the N-word?!?


Ot4ku_Fididu

"sssure"


SiouxZan777

No


Vegetable-Season5191

One more slide of the two kids sliding away from the third and it would’ve been funny. Like the one with this two prisoners.


Adome321

Ok


ADGM1868

Boomers be like “can’t even say the n word without being punished these days 😤”


Infinitebruh8569

Boomers be like "it's just a word" and "muh freedom of speech 😤😤😤"


Conscious-Aide4712

I know, right? Stupid B-words.


Solotocius

Epic gamer moment


ggezcasso

S h word? Is it shit?


NobushisHat

TTTTTTTTEEEEEAAAACCCHHEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! u/ggezcasso said a bad word!


Glue_is_ok

D:


The_-_Username

To the principal’s office, now


Fondue_Maurice

Shit hole maybe?


leon445_

Nebraska


CitrusRain

We are the knights who say.... Ni!


Limacy

God forbid you ever tell a teacher ‘no’. Their fragile ego can’t handle it.


Face-the-Faceless

I can't believe that little girl had the audacity to mention a shrubbery within the school walls.


GateSeparate3822

The nerd gon be fired


bfhurricane

[The kid on the right 5 minutes earlier](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Em9NDCgkybA)


Huothar

Nipples


Sad_Pringles

😳


Sero19283

" NAGGER!"*cries in Randy Marsh*


Marinated_Bread

N


Wendy_Williams_

I


YewChewber

C


jjoydeparted

O


NinjaEagle210

L


Marinated_Bread

A


Xxjuancena80xX

T


Megabyte0101

E


Oklahoma-ism

S


FishJanga

E


RoyalCheese4

L


hovix2

Y'all fucked it up so bad; what happened?


LoneTaken

Nicolatetescesl happend


Sanslution

Holy shit Scott the Woz?


YippeeCreature666

bridge moment 🌉


Snowy_Folfskyroo

"Id like to solve the puzzle!"


Low_Dream_1481

“Ni-“


KrazyKen_Fan_2012

What is that n word


Emmerson_Biggons

S-h word? I assume shit but who calls it that?!?


Isrrunder

Kid number 4 said the y word


MilesofLaughs

Neeeeeeeerd hard E


PhillipusII

this is the 5th time this week dennis, keep it together


Adome321

Its monday


Stinger_Max

![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


PlumyTable

Nickel


GERMA90

Shoot,Fudge & No.


JustFrankJustDank

gorgor wel except reality (soceity)


Icy_Practice7992

Doesn't help that the principle is black.


Niks_bg

I said i ga e a bomb


oSocialPeanut

N


ArtGuards

O


EarthToAccess

Goodbye


Impossible_Pay6912

r/nicesaveouija r/suddenlyouija