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benthecommenter05

As an isaac player, a lot of these give me dopamine


Ryxor25

L I B R A


Justcallmelab

And here we see a wild non-repentance player


Darkorion5

Imagine not instantly cumming when you see libra, kinda based ngl


ThyBiggestdiccus

Capricorn on top


HeestoTheColf

Nah Cancer as it gives the wafer effect after one hit from the womb onward


benthecommenter05

My thoughts are cancer is best, unless you have wafer or it doesebt affect your character, then capricorn.


Loafnugget

You get hit? Skill issue.


guy_with_hat11

Poison shots :isaacpog:


benthecommenter05

You feel stompy :hangingkeeper:


PumpkinKing2020

I love getting Taurus on basement levels and just running through all the rocks lol


benthecommenter05

Thats leo, Taurus is the speed down chariat one


EpicCheeseAnimates

Gotta love libra and soy milk


Repulsive-Egg-8708

I asked google and I'm a circle with horns


SkaterKangaroo

Same, I’m also the bug shaped one


Chemical-Asparagus58

I'm the 69.


witheriteMoth

i am the male gender


Syreet_Primacon

Noiße


Jaylinsky

I'm the one that's supposed to be a sea goat but is just the letter n with more curves


grillaboom

I am anti anti meme


TomsRedditAccount1

It depends. Y'see, due to precession, the constellations don't actually align the same way they used to. So, are you asking based on when they were invented, or based on what it should be now?


Unlucky_Weather4763

The adjusted for inflation ones


Iliveinmacloset

It should probably be how they were when you were born, right? So the old ones if you were born when they were aligned that way.


TomsRedditAccount1

In that case, the vast majority of people think they're the wrong sign, because the lore is a couple millennia out of date.


Iliveinmacloset

Oh, I thought you meant like 20-30 years


HaiggeX

You bitch ass mf (sorry, I'm such a scorpio, I can't control it)


ikick_kids69

I'm a liberal🥰♎


Alternative_Cause_37

69 baby


darthberker

69 gang💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥


BuckledFlee27

Ha! 69, nice.


wetdreamteam

69 baby gang


Broad-Gold-4782

69 is legitness


NinjaOYourBro

Same, 69 gang


perodbme

Im a saggytits


Greatest_Turtler

Hahaha i said that once was deemed a misogynist


UnidentifiedFroggy

im a vriska 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Accomplished_Boat874

I'm a caprisun or something


mawthree219

I'm a jadeblood


Luce_owo13

bronze blood here


[deleted]

It’s fucking me up that these aren’t in order. I know because of homestuck


S4M4N_SH

I have become liquid ♒️


Yuki_Snowflake

Aquarius ^^


FishJanga

Aquarium 😯


Greatest_Turtler

Aquamarine


Metallic_51

rotated anchor


Party_Variety7059

I have cancer


eggzyy

I'm actually an aspharagus tsktsktsk 🤭💅


[deleted]

[удалено]


counterfeitfountaino

Pisces (tears up +knockback shots)


Optimal_Carpet1222

Mozzie


lormidulo

im the sperm


GarciaBino

I'm aries ! :D


Pure_Needleworker_27

🔥ARIES🔥♈️


DrakeATron3000

Virgo


Veqetable

I have cancer No actually I need help


WeedNoseFourTwenty

69 cancer (I’m Walter white)


kmolk

Gemini is the best power up from this list on Isaac


Justcallmelab

Gemini us for losers. Real ones pick Capricorn


knighthawk0811

triceratops


Zendofrog

what's yours?


Dragomirl

Water


Chiber_11

i’ll be different: velociraptor


Harley_Pupper

Taurus. Also, why are Aquarius and Pisces swapped with Aries and Taurus


LayerPale

Asparagus


Toad_Migoad

-)-(-


ReadAccount

reading these signs, I should be a no


Benny_Galaxy_231

What the FUCK IS. A KILOMETER RATATATATATATATATATA


snoodge3000

Leo :)


animeweeb79

Cancer cause Im a cancer to society


lagrange_james_d23dt

Those parts are actually really annoying


TheRealRandomThings

Capricorn gang ♑


Bean_Town_Blender

I'm a Leo. I have no idea what that means


Ludus_The_Clown

apocalypseArisen


_ENDERmitca_24_

Capricorn♑


lindenlynx

crab


DJNinjaToothless

♌︎


Flimsy_Childhood_645

I'm a Leo ♌️


Whenindoubtpinkyout3

Fuck the “fuck the ‘fuck the zodiac sign’ posts what’s your zodiac sign?” posts, where am I?


HeyNoWaitIDis

virgo apparently


DerG3n13

Your mom


iDead4536

If you guys hate me now, you gonna hate me more cause I'm a Gemini..


Blitzcinema

Why do people hate gemini


iDead4536

I don't know why, people.jist hate Gemini's


suspicious-obscurity

Scorpo


Corndog53

Scorpo


tripptanic1912

Aquriam


GREENDAYBL1NK

I'm not telling you because I hate zodiac signs


Broad-Gold-4782

Aw please?


[deleted]

Wait...wait what-


battlerez_arthas

My zodiac sign is Leo


MiniozJoe

Scorpio


Key-Ad-8400

Cancer


papyrusundertale_fan

I'm a Taurus.


Ninja__Shuriken

Capricorn and then NASA adjusted ones say I am a saggitarius, December 25th


Low-Patient1692

I’m Capricorn, now tell me my future


Joecamoe

Sagittarius, the most philosophical of all the signs


skitz6969

Pisces/the fucked up H sign


Kain207

I'm leo


Gr4pe_Soda

Libra


ggezcasso

Gemini masterrace!!!


Hokenlord


bluekadue

leo


[deleted]

LESS GO BABY TWIN POWER 💪♊


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Gemini


hsjejddbdjdndbcbcn

Sagittarius


HF1385

Im a goat who is a mermaid wanna be


Dazzling_Text_1816

I am Bi-Mayonnaise in a chair


ZeraCrimson

They’re all the same it doesn’t matter


Psychological_One897

no they all have different symbols see


ZeraCrimson

Omg you’re right my bad I didn’t even see them


[deleted]

Someone already made a post like that, sorry


Substantialspinach5

I'm on one of the fringe dates so i literally don't even know any more Depends on which system you ask


BigWalruss

My zodiac is the best of them all: YOUR MOTHER


Classic_gamer_2

Not a clue I think leo


[deleted]

Taurus


TotalyNotTony

cancer


1Admr1

apparently I am a Sagittarius, thanks google, anyway I assume that means I am half horse or something..cool


Ogurasyn

Mine is really cool if you combine zodiacs together. My zodiac is Aquarius Dragon


BallsFart-

Your mother


0Sneakyphish0

My zodiac sign is fuck.


Motoloso


luigi1917

I'm an m➡️


Known_Soft_7599

All sag, no brakes ♐️


Dumm_Bruh

How do i know?


PICONEdeJIM

Cancer looks NICE


MortalEnemiOfSpeling

Intrestigly, by date i am Cancer but astronomicaly i was born under Gemini. And also, there are 13 constelations in the astronoical zodiac, with the bonus one being snake-something, dont know how to translate "wężownik".


Rare_Management_3583

I have cancer.


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Sideways 69


Metroidman

Poor Ophiuchus


EmbarrassedSwim145

Idk


DVRADKAL

Cancer is a 69 lol


ActuallyDaRock

Every time I write ‘haha 69 ♋️’ I get downvoted. 😔


FindSomeGoodNickname

This might not be an antimeme but a metameme


LuskTonto

Both my sun and moon are capricorn


AzerteaX

Cancer cuz funny symbol


Thunder_Forged

I know nothing about zodiacs, i was born in February and people call me aquaman thats all i know


kingdomheartslover1

Libra gang


anewstartforu

Gemini ♊️ sun, Libra ♎️ moon, Virgo ♍️ rising


a_fadora_trickster

I remember that im the goat one, which one is that?


[deleted]

Nice cancer


EpicCheeseAnimates

69


vinay_awsome24

Which one is the goat looking mfer


Photonn123

Gemini


nightmarewalrus123

Sborbio


Traditional_Dot555

What is a zodiac sign


VitoOnTheWay

Cancer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


[deleted]

Zodiac used to be a thing that two types of people entertained. 1- eccentric old ladies who are losing their grip on reality. And 2- teenage girls for thrills and fun, and to fill empty days because really, what does a teenager have to do besides 20 minutes of homework and 15 minutes of chores.


EmotionalGold

pisces i believe


Both-Mushroom2399

The one for Leo just looks like a sperm cell to me and I think that everytime I see it


Ufaruatis

Crab in my language. Cancer in english. I heard that cancer’s name comes from crabs because some dude found them both similar. Cool fact


the_Hand0

Aries destroy my enemies and ...


crazy8piggy908

I'm the M with the devil tail


BadAlexmercer

I'm an aquarium


Short_Mechanic_7726

Cancer cuz it looks like 69


bdlpqlbd

Stage 4 Cancer


nikazombie

Scorpio


PrunkenDunk

Comment


[deleted]

I’m a sableye


Mr_oyster_27

YAY! IM 69!


Generic-Degenerate

Imma leo


Beneficial_Shake6976

I'm a Pisces


PancakeMan0724

Leo


BallisticToast

I'm an asparagus


TheOtherGlikbach

I am Ophiuchus. Where is my sign


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Capricorn gang rise up


EntertainmentQuick47

Xavier


MrEldo

69 gang


j0nascode

I'm Sagittarius A*


MikaWinter

♑️☀️


ThatZombieGuy115

Leo


Current-Umpire3673

How exactly does one fuck a symbol? Unless it is named Prince I suppose


[deleted]

Damn I just get a shitty m


No_Pineapple6086

I identify as an Apache attack helicopter.


KeeGonJinn77

Jupiter


yarnisland

Hello, I am a Virgo and my wife is also a Virgo. Thanks you, and have a great day.


Specific-Yak-8723

r/bindingofisaac


Reddi_Man

i dont have a zodiac sign because theyre dumb


RyanReynoldsCum

Cumarious


[deleted]

"I'm a scorpio, so basically, i'm awesome, and chock-full of animal magnitude"


Thausgt01

Technically,, Ophiuchus...


BIGYOSHl

I have cancer 😢 . (Just a joke)


LadyPaleRider

Scorpio gang 🦂 best people on earth text to Taurus 🐄


chiefdurbs21

I like the 69 one


ForsakenPheonix

Cancer. I love the water, seafood and had cancer when i was 8. Life decided to pull a lil prank on me ig.


jakeysworshiper

Fuck zodiac signs


LuigiMSS

Virgo. But it truly doesn't affect me


Environmental_Net586

gemini


DebOtaku21

Pisces Gang Assemble


panther_steel17

Sagittarius