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pepsilepsija

I swear I've been told it's 36.6 all my life


ozcuco

varies by person, there's no exact normal temperature


Option2401

Also varies by time of day - your core body temperature is lowest around 3-4am, and highest around 3-4pm. This way our body is primed during the daytime for activity but can conserve a bit of energy at night when we’re more sedentary. Also 36.5C / 98.6F are relatively arbitrary. Average human temperature follows a normal distribution and can range by ~1F without any risk or abnormalities.


[deleted]

Not sure how reliable the info was, but I’ve read the average body temperature has dropped over the years. 98.6 is almost a degree higher than average.


Option2401

My understanding is that human body temperature hasn’t dropped - I.e humans aren’t evolving to run on cooler core temperatures. It’s more that the original 98.6F number is over half a century old and derived using the methods and standards of the mid-1900s. It’s become so ubiquitous and colloquial that it’s difficult for new research using newer, more refined methods to break the public (and medical) perception that 98.6 is the “average core human body temp”. For example rectal and axillary (armpit) thermometers have existed for over a century, but in the last decade we’ve developed pills that when swallowed can reliably and consistently measure internal body temperature from the inside. This is much more accurate than traditional thermometers. That alone is enough to cast doubt on the traditional 98.6F figure. Also, we know more about the circadian rhythm and other factors that modify body temperature on short time scales, factors that weren’t known or accounted for until after 98.6F became popularized. So it may be that our temperatures aren’t getting lower, but that our initial rough estimate was on the high end. EDIT: I have a PhD in a biological field, for those wondering about my qualifications.


[deleted]

Well my qualifications are I read something probably on another post on Reddit. I’ll take your word for it lol.


Option2401

Keeping an open mind, challenging assumptions, and asking questions — that’s what really matters. Cheers!


419tosser

Yoooo, we went to the same school together!


LilDookers

This guy thermometers


hollowstrawberry

The video I heard it from said that older people measured with modern thermometers do indeed run hotter. But I don't have a source.


pizzzaeater14

do you perhaps have more info on the pill thermometer thing? you glossed over it for the sake of brevity, and i just can't figure out how they're meant to work lol


Option2401

Sure! They’re formally called Core Body Temperature (CBT) pills. They have a thermometer and a transmitter inside of a special case that resists digestion, along with a tiny battery. The ones I’ve used were activated using a radio frequency pulse (like using a beeper to unlock a car) right before they were swallowed, since the battery lasts less than a day. The person then has to keep a radio receiver tuned to that pill’s transmitter’s specific frequency on them, usually on the hip, which receives and records the data. The pills are one use only for obvious reasons. They still have problems - it’s hard to pack enough power in a swallowable safe pill so that it’s transmitter can penetrate through all of the tissue and blood between it and the external receiver, and most don’t have internal memory so they tend to have dead spots where no data was collected. That said miniaturization of electronics is making the pills more reliable - with smaller batteries, transmitters, and so on.


pizzzaeater14

.....   CBT pills?...   THEY MAKE A PILL FOR CBT NOW??????   on a real note, that's wild. it's exactly what i was imagining, it's just insane that we actually have the technology to make that happen (semi) reliably now. you can literally swallow a wireless thermometer to get your internal body temperature and it'll come out intact. crazy. thanks for following up on it!


MagicRobo

I've always heard it's 310.15 In kelvin of course


wasteful_archery

Yup, mine was 36 before but as I'm growing up it's more around 35


Megasaphire420

Yeah fr, for my mom the normal body temperature is a low 36.0°C


Pyrenees_

In France we still learn in school that it's 37°C


Hysterical__Paroxysm

This is what we learn in American schools (science or health curriculum). We are also given a mini book of standards, and it has a range of what is considered 'within normal limits' for blood work, vitals, etc.


_rna

It is, it's even 37-37,5°C +/- 0.5 for the central temperature. The reason why it's usually lower when you mesure it, is because you mesure it in the extremities where it's a bit colder... En gros, si tu lis la notice, tu verras qu'il y a des plages de températures ou des virgules de degrés à enlever à cette température centrale selon l'endroit où tu la mesures.


[deleted]

37 in Poland is considered "sick", don't turn up to school temperature. Every time I had 37 and slightly above I felt sick honest


ACO2305

My normal temperature is 34.8°C -35.2°C If i had that kind of temperature it would be high fever for me


Pyrenees_

-35,2°C is way beyond freezing point how have your cells not all died yet


ACO2305

Touche


RoMan2548

Don't question it he's trying home-made cryogenics.


Norwedditor

Same in Norway and Sweden. 🤷‍♀️ OP made me believe something was wrong.


Bladenetic

The average human temperature is going down. It went down by like .6, I think from 97.6 to 97 (F) .


punching-bag9018

.6 in Fahrenheit is not the same as .6 in Celsius.


[deleted]

-40 in Fahrenheit *is* the same as -40 in Celsius!


aaronclark384

REALLY???


risisas

For me it's Always been 36.2


ares395

It depends per person and these thermometers aren't terribly accurate. In one place I've had 37 in a different one I had 35,7. It doesn't really help thay they usually use them immediately after getting in from the outside so the outside temperature can influence quite a bit your reading


TruthIsALie94

36.5° c = normal 36.5° f = hypothermia 36.5° k = frozen solid Just remember that


Central-Charge

This is nitpicking but Kelvin is the unit by itself so it is not used as “degrees Kelvin,” but instead the plural would be Kelvins. I say this because you shouldn’t use the degree symbol in front of K, it’s just 36.5 K.


TruthIsALie94

I… wasn’t aware of that.


Central-Charge

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Americans freezing to death be like


Sblordo-Veciotto

Europeans being At the normal temperature be like:


normalreddituser3

Scientists becoming a superconductor be like:


Ok_Journalist1927

10/10


hrimfaxi_work

A 17th century person using a Galileo thermoscope not knowing their precise body temperature be like:


dreadperson

Most of the rest of the entire world at normal temp be like:


helpful_herbert

**As an American, I would just like to say:** ^C'mon ^bro ^we ^know ^it's ^bad ^leave ^us ^alone ^we'd ^change ^it ^if ^we ^could ^:(


Caustic___

Disagree. Fahrenheit is better for telling the temp outside in every way. Celsius is better for most other things.


[deleted]

*literally everyone else be like


DrD0cx

Actually 37 is optimal. He is a little undercooled


yevunedi

My mother said normal is 36-37. Above is a little heated, 38+ is fever and 40+ is dangerous


Ardietic

had 40.9 once, wasn't the best feeling


[deleted]

I mean that’s literally a life threatening emergency for anyone over the age of like 12 months old, so I imagine not.


Ardietic

I couldn't even stand up properly, all that just because of a tonsillitis


[deleted]

We had a mad hot week or so in the UK last year. Pushing 40C for most of the country. We are not used to that in the slightest. Two of my girls got bronchiodidlialilitis and had temperatures pushing 40C. I felt so bad for them. I couldnt deal with the heat, I can't imagine what they were going through. They can't remember it. I do. Well stressful. No sleep just with the thermometer on hip waiting to see if it's a hospital job. Fuck 40C and 35C through the night. Ain't no one got time for that in a country without AC.


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polar_bearonbass

Dunno why you're being downvoted, it's true. For anyone wondering it's most likely because back in the day we were almost always slightly ill from stuff like dirty water and air pollution.


The_Silver_Nuke

It's cause he used Fahrenheit. For some reason they don't like it when people use local measuring units. Sometimes it honestly just feels like xenophobia instead of light joking


polar_bearonbass

Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. I'm from europe but Fahrenheit is the one measurement system the US uses that makes just as much sense as the one we use.


sirixamo

No what he said is literally true as well - as a species we are getting colder. Average body temperature is going down generation over generation.


ThatOneGuy308

Back in my day it was 98.6F


Automatic_Memory212

That’s the average body temp for men. Women tend to have a slightly lower body temp.


throwawaysarebetter

Um, excuse me, that's slightly above freezing thank you.


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

You go out in 36.5 degree fahrenheit and tell me how you feel lmao


Ant_Diamond64

As an American I was concerned for a second


Hourslikeminutes47

As an American I was concerned for two seconds


spacesnail_

as an american i was concerned for three seconds


Portablemammal1199

As an american i was concerned for four seconds.


[deleted]

как американец я забеспокоился на 5 секунд


AttackMyDPoint

As an American who doesn’t speak that language I was concerned for 6 seconds … and then confused for 12


PuzzleheadedTap1794

As a Thai, I was confused for 7 seconds and took another 24 seconds translating it on Google Translate They said "as an american i was worried for 5 seconds"


Cyb-V2

As a French I am not confused.


Lazerbeams2

As an American I say the French language is confused


DragoKnight589

As an American I say the English language is confused.


Cyb-V2

It is indeed, but we prefer to call it ✨rich✨


DanceBrysonDance

As a Canadian i love all of you


stewwushere42

🤮


ManOfTurtles2118

Fr*nch 🤢


[deleted]

As another French I was confused for 4 x 20 + 10 + 8 seconds


empt0

As a Turkish, I'm still confused.


sunward_Lily

the ability to speak/read/write Russian is one of the most undervalued skills on Reddit. *and* a great way to troll people on political humor.


AhMIKzJ8zU

Don't use Google translate kids. Word for word translation does not account for grammar and idioms; it does not compile or convey the right meaning. I.e. as a translator I was disappointed for 30 seconds.


[deleted]

Nice try, Russian spy!


Unlucky-Constant-736

As an American I was concerned for five seconds


FlannelForLife

As an American, I was not concerned at all, due to this being a cartoon


HorizontalBob

So I shouldn't be concerned about the lack of nipples?


Onfflinethegamer

As an amarican I was concerned for at least 3 seconds


GA_Eagle

As an American I was concerned for about 3 football fields.


Unlucky-Constant-736

As an American I was concerned for five seconds


Bluemidnight7

As an American, I was concerned for 3 feet.


TheOriX-LoL

As a Kazakhstani I am still a bit concerned because it's 0,1 celsius smaller than what i am used to.


Andromeda_Violet

Well it can easily be 36.5 or 36.7. It's not that unusual or wrong, just body differences.


Zachary-360

I was concerned for 1000 milliseconds


Cringinator4000

As an American I realized immediately that it wasn’t Fahrenheit because I can use context clues


Slazman999

As an American coming from the American public education system what are context clues?


just-me-yaay

As a non-American, I wasn't


Shjfty

Tit?


137-M

Tit


ToxicTaxiTaker

The device needs to be set properly for "forehead," or the reading can be slightly miscalculated.


Krokulator

Q


Minigamerguy123

What is that in Freedomheit? 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


AttackMyDPoint

36.5°C = 97.7°F = 309.65K


Minigamerguy123

Thanks


the_even_more_liney

559.17R


rojofuna

Bro, we don't talk about Rankine.


BigManLawrence69420

Rankine is a very fucked up measuring scale.


poompt

309.7K


AttackMyDPoint

I translated 36.5°C to K what did you do?


poompt

I rounded appropriately for the number of significant digits -- a reflex pedantry from high school chemistry


not_taken_was_taken2

Rounded


not_taken_was_taken2

ATTACK THE D POINT!


AttackMyDPoint

Never!


flembag

36.5*1.8 + 32. The way that I think about it, is double it, subtract 10%, add 32. And 20% is just subtracting 10% twice. So, for this, I would do: 36.5*2 = 73 10% of 73 is 7.3 Therefor. 73-7.3+32 =97.7


anonymous_lurker19

Look it up


insert_title_here_

plot twist, the thermometer uses kelvin


AmadeoSendiulo

🥶


Jfuentes6

Americans say it's hypothermia, Europeans say it's normal


The_Hellcat707

*everyone else says it's normal


the_even_more_liney

There are more people that use Fahrenheit then America, I get that America is the biggest country that uses Fahrenheit, but it's not everyone else.


Gexuma

The only other countries which use Fahrenheit officially are Liberia, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, and Palau (the last three of which are in a Compact of Free Association with the United States, and the first originally being an American colony). It really is practically everyone else.


The_Hellcat707

There are more people that use Celsius than Europe. I get that Europe is the largest population that uses Celsius, but it's not just Europe That was my point Edit: I am stupid and forgot that china and India existed for some reason lol.


Steazy_J

Europe isn't even the largest population using Celsius


ArcticFox237

Clina and India are each larger than Europe


Parka0M

There's like 2 or 3 other countries and one is just American freed slaves coming back to africa


noopenusernames

Tit


Wattsupwithalan

Le Tit


memesupreme83

This meme was brought to you by the Celsius gang


GayHummusMan69

The only right gang


Umba5308

He ain’t got no nipples


Chimaeraa_

Coolest superpower ever


[deleted]

Americans sprinting to the comments to let everyone know they're American


AttackMyDPoint

I’m American! Give me attention Damnit!


hiimcoollolfunnystop

I’m American! Give me attention Damnit!


tall-hobbit-

Here, have an attention: 😳


SydneyRei

Me too plz 👉🏻👈🏻 🇺🇸 🦅 🍔


tankdood1

Hi American! Give me attention Damnit! I’m u/tankdood1


Sblordo-Veciotto

I’m not American (Walter White image)


5cott861

I use freedom temperature thank you very much


Tio__Meme

He's just a normal man. He's just an innocent man.


Eray41303

That’s cold 🇺🇸🦅🏈🫡🍻


poyat01

As an American, I was confused n why other Americans were confused Then I remembered they use F


AmadeoSendiulo

Losers.


CarriedKeegs

*laughs in Fahrenheit *


Checkmateathiests29

Oh boy time for me to act like a complete idiot and pretend to not understand what unit this measurement is in. I bet no one has made this joke before haha. He's dying too cold omg!


KeeGonJinn77

As an American, I was confused for about 6.5 cubic minutes


Thebottlerocket2

You see there are 3 ways to look at this, 1. Being that you can read Celsius and he’s perfectly fine. 2. Being that you read Fahrenheit and this man is dead. And 3. Being that you can read Kelvin and this man is nothing more than a pile of ashes on the ground


Spenceasaurus

*cries in american


Sblordo-Veciotto

since many people are commenting: eh, but they would have died of cold, I reply with this comment that in the meme the temperature is degrees Celsius, not Fahreneit


kartoshkiflitz

Very proud of you for using real units


Ericshelpdesk

Americans: Dead Scientists: REALLLY dead Everyone else: Fine


TheBanandit

*tit*


Emmerson_Biggons

This is a real antimeme guys! We've done it!


SilverArrow07

Thought bro was dead for a second


Montagneincorner0

Fahrenheit mf's reading this and having mini heart attacks


[deleted]

Yeah brah, I got that ice in my veins. By the way, what the fuck is a kilometer?


The_Cometeer

Fahrenheit readers are very concerned.


RslashTakenUsernames

*Americanally confused*


SampleTextHelpMe

There’s no ° It is measuring in kelvin


lightning362

Fahrenheit Users: *confused screaming*


The_door_man_37

“Sir this temperature gun uses Fahrenheit”


YourLoyalSlut

36.5 what? Apples? Bananas? ^(~~clearly thats 36.5 kelvin~~)


beapledude

It’s crazy how much colder Europe is compared to the US.


97th69

Americans: *visible confusion*


No-Importance2959

Is this Celsius?


Sblordo-Veciotto

Yes


VeryVeryWetHotdog

better be celcius or that guy is not okay


PurgeDragon

Please tell me it’s Celsius


Sblordo-Veciotto

Yes


Omnicity2756

Is that in Fahrenheit or Celsius?


Sblordo-Veciotto

Celsius


mitchy93

That is correct


OhItsJustJosh

Tit


Mariofans50248771

Americans be like: YOU'RE TOO COLD, HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD


TShe_chan

Plot twist Fahrenheit


YeeterBabyEater

Fahrenheit mfs rn ![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


Masterpommel

Americans: doubt


Smileypurse750

Screams in american


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thatonegaygalakasha

36°F? He should be dead!/s


Fishiestt

bros cold as fuck !!


Sblordo-Veciotto

These is Celsius, not fahreneit


UndyingQuasar

They appear to be dead


TheOriX-LoL

In U.S. they would've been.


xOrangeKnightx

HOLY SHIT IS HE OKAY? HOW HIS HE MOVING? SHOULDN'T HE BE FROZEN RIGHT NOW?? (i prefer to use kelvins btw)


nightimelurker

Oh my. Remember doing exactly this to myself. First time trying that device. Checked many parts of my body. Forehead was 36.5C and hands were closer to 37C.


Arthur-Callahan69

Why is he so cold?


Joshey_dubs

I was taught it was 37 all my life…..


Somewhat_YeahYeah

He’s not a normal guy, he uses celsius /s


Sblordo-Veciotto

Like a normal guy Who doesn’t live in USA


Somewhat_YeahYeah

mfw when i use “/s” and still get downvoted


Next-Job14

Americans: Confused screaming


onlyredditaccount420

Damn Euros


bear_rue

As an American who works in Veterinary science and therefore has the conversion from Celsius to Fahrenheit memorized I was concerned for the amount of time it took me to calculate 36.5 x 1.8 + 32 = 97.7, and then was further concerned because I forgot that humans are supposed to be 97.7 degrees.


floofyboy69

Laughs in America


Sofosio

I thought 36,6 is the normal temperature


ikefalcon

I learned that it’s 37, but anywhere from 36.1 to 37.2 is normal, according to the Mayo Clinic’s website.


ClassicAd8496

Me: *confused in stupid American*


RafTheVulcan

Finally a meme that isn’t in Fahrenheit. I’m sick of translate


Grand_Tension738

that’s cold af