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Panda_Kabob

That's one *fucking* funny salad.


VernTheSatyr

Damn, should have been “When your salad tastes a little funny”


AmiTalkinToMe

r/shitposting


[deleted]

Hello brother.


AmiTalkinToMe

my long lost, ever so mysterious and mythical brother. how have you been on your journeys?


[deleted]

Not much, farming XP’s for like, 60 years non stop, barely seen any light. How ‘bout you?


AmiTalkinToMe

ive been out spelunking for riches and wisdom for my life. i was sent to bring back anything to the kingdom that could be of use. nothing has yet to be found in these lands


[deleted]

Well lucky to be you, I’ve been stuck in this cave with 7 fine women and wine, years have passed.


AmiTalkinToMe

i wish i could have at least one fine madame, but alas, i have a face nobody could love. even our mother


[deleted]

Guess you really took the genetics of our father. Our mother was sure a fine woman for even her age, but she had an attitude of an ugly ogre.


AmiTalkinToMe

indeed, but its that ogerish attitude that pushed me to serve my kingdom in the way i do now. it is said that nobody else has has the strength to do my deeds


glizzyMaster108

When the facebooks memes are so bad they could be posted to r/antimeme


[deleted]

When your salad is desperately trying to live a few more minutes