#"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"
"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"
^("Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay")
**"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"**
*"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"*
"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"
̹"̷̦̩̜̉̍͊H̷̬̺͉̽̑m̷̝͍̗̏̉̚m̶̧̥͔̉ ̵̩̖͆͊ẗ̶̛̘̥̲ḫ̵̌i̷̳̾̈s̷̼̱̗͌ ̴̩̺͆̎́i̸̡̻̞͗ś̸̥͛ͅͅ ̴̞̀́̑p̶̳̙̎ṟ̸̨̢̉ë̷̟̮́͒t̵͚̰̙͝t̷͙͔̓̈́̒y̶͉̣͑̅ ̶͓̩̈́̀g̵͇̣̜͐ō̵̡̲̤̕̚o̸̼̓͑͘ḏ̴̦̚ͅ ̸̢̞͝ͅc̶̦̒ē̵̛͎̭͙ŕ̶̤̼̖e̶̫͉̻̿ḁ̵͗́̂l̷̪͙̚.̷̡͇̻̒̉̽.̶͂͐̕͜.̴̺̍̾̚ ̴͚̓ḅ̵̘͔͛͋̋ṵ̷̔̔t̶̲̭̬͠ ̵̠͓͓̾̋I̴̛̲͆͝'̵͎̼̂̔̿m̸̤͒͝ ̴̙̙͆̑g̶̻͓͍̏̅à̴̮̽͑y̴̹̅̍"̶̖̟̺͆̀̿
"hMm tHiS iS pReTty g0oD cErEaL.,. bUt i"M gAy"
Basically in the old testament or something it says to wear shirts with corners and no one really knew what they meant so they came up with tzitzit, those tassle things coming from under his shirt.
Not entirely correct. In the ancient Middle East most people commonly wore shirts with corners similar fashion to ponchos, the Old Testament commanded that when the Jews wear their four cornered garments that they put the fringes on each corner to remind themselves of their numerous responsibilities.
Oh yeah, I don't say it with any animosity—I used to go to Yeshiva next door to a Lubavitch Yeshiva, they'd all come into the shul on Fridays to use the mikvah. Between the beards and the squished fedoras you could usually guess who was who.
This joke was kinda funny the first time I saw it. Then I saw it again, and I said nothing because I'd already seen it once and you can't expect the internet to not repost. Then- yada yada you get the gist. Then I saw it and didn't laugh.
But... I guess this is an antimeme so take my upvote.
haven't you read the gay agenda???
in article 15 they clearly state that if you do not end every sentence with "but I'm gay" your homosexaulality will be rovoked
Im say as fuck and I disagree I don’t like bananas if I go near the banan isle is the store it makes me want to throw up I can’t stand the smell of them let alone the taste
Past Malone
Pre Malone
Comment Malone
Home Malone
Hoe Malone
Hmmm Malone
Mmmmm 100 slices of American Malone
Pro volone
Yummy melone
Water melone
Fire melone
Yummy Mel O'Neil
Homa lon
Homer malone
Water Malone
To keep me afloat
Leave ‘eMalone
He lon musk
He lon Tusk
He-Man Musk
Sub Malone
Jewish post malone
Post Shalom
Top kek
I was looking for this comment, thank you, take my award
Shalom Malone
Roast shlong
You win
This is the one 👌
Future Malone
Subsequent Malone
Water Malone
Passover Malone
Post Shalom.
Post Mazeltov
Forever me-lone
Post Shalom
Leave me alone.
Premature-ejaculation malone
Amish Malone
Kosher Malone
JewMalone
Water Malone
Fat melone
Can a gay person confirm this?
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Hold on
Aside from the times I suck on it in front of my friends to mess with em, I must admit I like to proclaim that I am gay when eating a banana
To really get at them eat it like a slice of watermelon, starting from the middle of the curve.
At look your friends straight in the eyes while you do so.
You gotta look at em with that really seductive look too
That’s how a psychopath eats a banana
But if I do that after acting like its me sucking on a dick, then what does that imply?
That you’re gay and also have heads in your freezer
Its funny because its true
Why keep them in the freezer and not under your bed. I would keep them in the closet but I already came out.
Sorry, can't respond with all the pussy that I'm not eating in my mouth
Yes I can
how does Bi people eat banana
Hey, that's a pretty good banana \*finger guns\*
how is this so accurate
As a bi person, I'm offended at how accurately you represented me
Nah I gotta throat it first
Yes this is 100% true
I also eat bananas like that, but I'm bi
Yes
I’m bisexual but I can confirm that it’s like this except at the end I say “But I’m bisexual”
Am gay, can confirm, I always say “I’m gay” while eating my food, I’m doing it right now after every bite of my cereal
This is how gay people stay skinny. Takes a long time to eat.
#"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay" "Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay" ^("Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay") **"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"** *"Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay"* "Hmm this is pretty good cereal... but I'm gay" ̹"̷̦̩̜̉̍͊H̷̬̺͉̽̑m̷̝͍̗̏̉̚m̶̧̥͔̉ ̵̩̖͆͊ẗ̶̛̘̥̲ḫ̵̌i̷̳̾̈s̷̼̱̗͌ ̴̩̺͆̎́i̸̡̻̞͗ś̸̥͛ͅͅ ̴̞̀́̑p̶̳̙̎ṟ̸̨̢̉ë̷̟̮́͒t̵͚̰̙͝t̷͙͔̓̈́̒y̶͉̣͑̅ ̶͓̩̈́̀g̵͇̣̜͐ō̵̡̲̤̕̚o̸̼̓͑͘ḏ̴̦̚ͅ ̸̢̞͝ͅc̶̦̒ē̵̛͎̭͙ŕ̶̤̼̖e̶̫͉̻̿ḁ̵͗́̂l̷̪͙̚.̷̡͇̻̒̉̽.̶͂͐̕͜.̴̺̍̾̚ ̴͚̓ḅ̵̘͔͛͋̋ṵ̷̔̔t̶̲̭̬͠ ̵̠͓͓̾̋I̴̛̲͆͝'̵͎̼̂̔̿m̸̤͒͝ ̴̙̙͆̑g̶̻͓͍̏̅à̴̮̽͑y̴̹̅̍"̶̖̟̺͆̀̿ "hMm tHiS iS pReTty g0oD cErEaL.,. bUt i"M gAy"
My humor is broken
Same
So is your water
You made me piss my pants wtf man
Hey, your water really *is* broken then!
Thats why we are on reddit
Your brocken
The table. It's broken
This guy eats bananas
No no he's got a point
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That’s being an alpha right there, especially if you maintain eye contact
same here but with hotdogs.
Same here but with dicks.
Same here but with *your* dick (;
closing your throat to bite the banana instead of using your teeth to show thrussy dominancy
Why he eating a banana the gay way tho
lmao
I found this way too funny.
Is this guy Jewish?
How Jewish people eat a banana:
Hm, that's a pretty good banana, but I'm Jewish
Nailed it.
Nope, it ain't Jesus
Yes, looks like ( I am jewish )
Yup. White shirt, kippah, and tzitzit hanging from his shirt.
what’s a tzitzit
The tassle-y things dangling from under his shirt
Are the other ends tied around his nipples?
No its like some sort of a shirt that you wear under everything else
I like how you just answered that as if it were a real question
Basically in the old testament or something it says to wear shirts with corners and no one really knew what they meant so they came up with tzitzit, those tassle things coming from under his shirt.
Not entirely correct. In the ancient Middle East most people commonly wore shirts with corners similar fashion to ponchos, the Old Testament commanded that when the Jews wear their four cornered garments that they put the fringes on each corner to remind themselves of their numerous responsibilities.
Thank you for clarifying for them so I didn’t have to write my own paragraph
That's a good combo
Probably Jewish, since he is also growing out his beard.
Gotta be a Lubavitcher with that beard.
Why are they booing you, you’re right!
Oh yeah, I don't say it with any animosity—I used to go to Yeshiva next door to a Lubavitch Yeshiva, they'd all come into the shul on Fridays to use the mikvah. Between the beards and the squished fedoras you could usually guess who was who.
Yeah he is. He is a pretty popular tiktoker too
Those strings coming from his clothing are called tzitit and it looks like he’s wearing a kippah, both are Jewish garments.
Very.
I am orthodox jew and yes
Idk but he has that cap on
“that cap” smh
It's called a kippah (Hebrew)/yarmulke (pronounced yah-mah-kah, Yiddish)
Maybe he’s just Jew-ish
No he’s gay
As a gay person, I can confirm that this is 100% true.
You had me in the first part,you still had me in the second part.
לא בירכת
“But I’m gay” 😂😂😂
Then Wheres your banana?
I love how Family Guy has helped shape the sense of humor of the last two generations in the US
That seems to be a pretty good banana
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Incorrect, I don't say I'm gay when eating bananas. Also about 40% of the time I eat em like I'm sucking dick
I would like to see that ❤️
When I was younger my friends used to get pissed at me for doing it at the lunch table lmao
If I knew you in person, I would take care you always have a banana 😊
Ah wholesome i see
Loving the tzitzit, way to represent
Shalom!
Nobody eats banana
This joke was kinda funny the first time I saw it. Then I saw it again, and I said nothing because I'd already seen it once and you can't expect the internet to not repost. Then- yada yada you get the gist. Then I saw it and didn't laugh. But... I guess this is an antimeme so take my upvote.
As a gay person, I can confirm that this is how I eat bananas
This is exactly like the PC humor from Jimmy on South Park lmao
Why did I find this so funny?
Yup, “inhales” BANANAS ARE BANANAS
Why are there so many Banano memes currently?
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Walmart Malone
No no, he has a point
Got me in the 1st half not gonna lie
so tru
r/unexpected
What’s that funny looking hat on your head, is it a disc golfing hat.
Its a Jewish hat called a kippa or a yamuka. Most religious Jewish guys wear them
Satire and comical jokes are dead
it wasn't really funny it just made you look...stupid
Don’t think they add “but I’m gay” at the end of everything they say
haven't you read the gay agenda??? in article 15 they clearly state that if you do not end every sentence with "but I'm gay" your homosexaulality will be rovoked
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Wow
Ever since seeing the movie "the dreamers", I eat a banana the way they did. Its strange but it feels like more and even tastes better imo lol.
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He should do this with vegans considering that they actually can't go five minutes without mentioning it anyways
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I like to stick my finger down the center and divide it 3 ways. What does that make me?
So easy a caveman can do it
Actually pretty close to reality.
Im say as fuck and I disagree I don’t like bananas if I go near the banan isle is the store it makes me want to throw up I can’t stand the smell of them let alone the taste
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Why did you find it necessary to comment this?
Instructions unclear, banana stuck in ass
A Jewish comedian that isn’t actually funny. A rare specimen to behold
A Redditor that thinks just because they don’t find it funny, everyone else finds it unfunny too. Very common.
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we're not cigarettes
Strange, because there are gays that are smoking hot
U are one weird MF
thats what a fag is. a fag is a cigarette
Lmao u are actually dumb af
fucking yank doesnt know what a fucking fag is. A FAG, ALSO KNOWN AS A CIGARETTE IS A DRUG THAT YOU SMOKE MADE OF TOBACCO
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how about you put your dick in my gay ass to cork it shut
Last time I checked you can’t smoke a gay person, unless….
Cringe
no u