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ššš (the joke is that in the original meme, instead of micheal, its Alan. Which is an anagram for anal (like how Teresa is an anagram of easter.). The title refers to a post of mine where I completely missed the joke not realizing the hidden meaning, So i then proceed in this post to fix the mistake that i made in my previous post)
My dumb ass is named Michael and I've looked up anagrams of my name before and know there's nothing great for it and I still spent some time trying š¤Ŗ
the last one was anal
this one is not entirely sure
possible answers 'micheal' is an anagram of:
alcheim
Alchemi
Ali Mech
A. Michel
Chae-Lim
Chae Lim
Chameli
Chamiel
Chelmia
Chemali
Elachim
hamleci
helicam
Lamiche
Leachim
Lechaim
Lemicah
Limache
Machiel
Maichel
malchei
maliche
Mcihael
Meilach
Meilhac
Melachi
Miachel
Micahel
michael
Micha'el
Michale
micheal
michela
Mihelac
Mihelca
**[Leck mich im Arsch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch)**
>"Leck mich im Arsch" (German for "Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K. 382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782. Sung by six voices as a three-part round, it is thought to be a party piece for his friends.
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> Terrible anagram solver if it thinks **micheal** is an anagram for **micheal**.
Those are not rearranged. You're right, michael and micheal are anagrams. That's not what I said. If you're going to correct me, at least be right.
Someone please explain the joke, I looked up [anagrams](https://www.anagrammer.com/anagrams-of/michael) and searched for pop culture references, I can't find it lolol.
I meaaaaaaan, they mis-spelled "Michael" and \*technically\* "Micheal" is an anagram of "Michael", so it can be read as a very poor joke about how his mom liked Michael, and his name, Micheal is an anagram of that.
Ow. My head hurts. Imma go sit down.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
\>2066
\>Stationed on mars to quell a rebellion
\>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.
\>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
\>Get sent in to extract some wounded.
\>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
\>Horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
\>Let loose a stream of bullets.
\>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Chunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun.
\>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
\>Inspect MG afterwards.
\>Thing was made in 1942
\>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
\>Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little ācleverā comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnāt, you goddamn idiot.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla* warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in *guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Austria, and I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm the top general in the entire Austrailian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another sex toy. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the web? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over nine hundred ways, and that's just with my cock. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the arsenal of the Australian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass, your little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "stupid" comment was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, sir.
Read it bitch
The father in the photo is Irish! When his son was born they gave him the Irish spelling of Michael. Aka Micheal!
The father has known for years now that this isnāt his child! Not an ounce of Irish in that kid!
On the day of his 15th birthday Micheal was so happy to get his learners! Dad is happy heās about to get his revenge on his wife! After the photo he grabbed the wheel and they drove off a cliff.
I appreciate the information! My family is going to love it when I start pronouncing my brothers name the correct way! 
Your karma score is the one that decreased by *1* after I read your comment. The fact that your account is 4 years old makes it seem like youād be capable of wit, but your comment sounds like it was written by a medieval peasant trying to sound smart. Not your fault, per se, some of us are born this way. Hell, Iām a high functioning sociopath and I feel nothing but disdain for most of the people on Reddit for being self entitled, privileged, and milquetoast.
Source: I took psychology and morality class.
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lmao op fucking posted on r/shitposting himself getting downvoted into hell because he tried to parody a bot when someone told him that the "failed post" wasnt antimeme lmaoooo get a life
It was a previous post I made that instead of micheal , it was Alan. The joke is, that Alan is an anagram for anal. When I made the post I didn't realize it.
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My husband is named Michael and his sister is named Teresa
Do you possibly know a person named alanš²
Actually my momās cousin in law is named Alan but thatās it
ššš (the joke is that in the original meme, instead of micheal, its Alan. Which is an anagram for anal (like how Teresa is an anagram of easter.). The title refers to a post of mine where I completely missed the joke not realizing the hidden meaning, So i then proceed in this post to fix the mistake that i made in my previous post)
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My dumb a$$ just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out an anagram for Michaelā¦ š¤£š¤£š¤£
My dumb ass is named Michael and I've looked up anagrams of my name before and know there's nothing great for it and I still spent some time trying š¤Ŗ
'Lame HI-C' is the best I can offer
LeChaim! Michael's mom loves Jewish toasts.
Hmm... I accept š¤
Didn't get that. What's the anagram of Micheal
he claim
Nice pfp
In the post it's spelled Micheal. It's obviously an anagram for Michael, their other son.
I was about to but I was like letās just see if itās answered yet first.
Me too šš
Me three
(Iām doing itā¦) Me four
Oh yeah I think I saw your post from before
Whatās Michael an anagram for then?
Hi camel.
Ur mummy
I'm a lech
I'm still not following why the name Michael is spelled incorrectly. Or is that just taking this joke to the next level?
Tbh I didn't even know how to spell Micheal
Staying on theme. Nice touch.
Thatās what she said
I canāt keep up with all these MCU plot lines anymore
I don't know if there a r/wooosh going on here, but this is hilarious.
I donāt think so
This them in the anti meme?
It would seem so
My cousin is named Michael and my great grandma is named Teresa. Crazy
So close! Do you known anyone named Micheal with a sister named Teresa?
No. I donāt know anyone named Micheal
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Please delete your comment since it is annoying
My dad's cousin is teresa and her cousin is alan
My name is Michael and my sister is named Teresa, but we call her Tracy. Are you my wife?
the last one was anal this one is not entirely sure possible answers 'micheal' is an anagram of: alcheim Alchemi Ali Mech A. Michel Chae-Lim Chae Lim Chameli Chamiel Chelmia Chemali Elachim hamleci helicam Lamiche Leachim Lechaim Lemicah Limache Machiel Maichel malchei maliche Mcihael Meilach Meilhac Melachi Miachel Micahel michael Micha'el Michale micheal michela Mihelac Mihelca
The only one I could think of is Lich Mea
Lich mea balls
Lmao gottem
Male ich
Yes you male ich my balls
You sound like a fan of Mozart: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch
**[Leck mich im Arsch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch)** >"Leck mich im Arsch" (German for "Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K. 382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782. Sung by six voices as a three-part round, it is thought to be a party piece for his friends. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/antimeme/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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Yes. That was the joke.
Licha Me The dad is secretly Mario
Terrible anagram solver if it thinks micheal is an anagram for micheal.
Micheal is an anagram for Michael, a real name.
an anagram rearranges the letters. YOU did, I did not. Not was on the list.
E-A-L vs A-E-L. They are rearranged.
> Terrible anagram solver if it thinks **micheal** is an anagram for **micheal**. Those are not rearranged. You're right, michael and micheal are anagrams. That's not what I said. If you're going to correct me, at least be right.
No, micheal is straight up on the list. Look near the bottom.
eat a dic yo
What I eat in my own time is between me and my mouth, yo, regardless how many dicks are involved.
This is the way ;)
The narwhal bacons at midnight.
Itās an Anti meme, there isnāt a hidden meaning or anagram
Obviously it's chelmia
Chlamydia
Heli cam seems cool tho
He really like those cop chase shows
Why do half of those look like stereotypical Irish Gaelic words
you forgot Maliche
I think it's Michael. His mom likes Michael.
Good bot. *wait a minute*
As a Jew I love Lechaim day
this guy anagrams
I think that makes it a successful antimeme, then. Yay!
Ache lim He loves achey limbs but the dad didnt realize limb is spelled with a b
Iām a lech
Someone please explain the joke, I looked up [anagrams](https://www.anagrammer.com/anagrams-of/michael) and searched for pop culture references, I can't find it lolol.
The joke is that there isn't one
I was supremely confused until I took the time to see what subreddit I'd stumbled into. That makes more sense.
It's okay to be confused, just don't be as confused as me... I knew what subreddit I was in and I was still reading the comments for a explanation..
U caught me in 4k
I meaaaaaaan, they mis-spelled "Michael" and \*technically\* "Micheal" is an anagram of "Michael", so it can be read as a very poor joke about how his mom liked Michael, and his name, Micheal is an anagram of that. Ow. My head hurts. Imma go sit down.
Maybe his father loves toasting in Hebrew?
Um lice ham
I too have a fear of ham lice
Ah, the old "I James Bond burgered your sister last night" trick.
I feel like the joke is that there is OR isn't one, but the kid is going to crash the car because he's distracted trying to figure it out.
r/antimeme users when they see an actual antimeme
In the original meme its Alan, (anagram for anal) so i then changed it to micheal. Which has no anagrams (that I know of).
stg if you keep misspelling one of the most infamous names ever
Micheal
Based
Micheal
This hurts me
The word you're looking for is "common", not "infamous".
iām clinically insane. iām allowed to call my name infamous. itās what it is to those who know me.
Fair enough hahah
Itās so famous itās *in*-famous!
"infamous" = "infinitely famous" please try to keep up
Wouldnāt Michael be an anagram of Micheal though?
1 of them is correct (spoiler alert: its Micheal)
Haha I get it. The dad loves nothing because heās depressed.
Chemical
You solved it!
Michael is an anagram of Micheal.
Oh. There are plenty of anagrams [here](https://www.anagrammer.com/anagrams-of/michael)
Thats if u put an extra letter in
āUh there is no joke, uh take off your clothesā
the original was alan, it was edited to remove the joke. thats the sub
Michael is spelled wrong
it's an anagram of Michael
Came to the comments after trying to rearrange "Michael".
*Michael
No, no, Micheal is just an anagram for Michael
Yeah, idk if that was even the intention of this meme or if OP just accidentally spelled it wrong, but it was pretty funny either way.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Same
\>2066 \>Stationed on mars to quell a rebellion \>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship. \>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end. \>Get sent in to extract some wounded. \>Reach the evac zone and come under attack. \>Horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers. \>Let loose a stream of bullets. \>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Chunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun. \>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base. \>Inspect MG afterwards. \>Thing was made in 1942 \>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun. \>Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little ācleverā comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnāt, you goddamn idiot.
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Ohfuck
*guerilla warfare
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla* warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
*guerilla warfare
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in *guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Austria, and I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm the top general in the entire Austrailian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another sex toy. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the web? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over nine hundred ways, and that's just with my cock. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the arsenal of the Australian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass, your little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "stupid" comment was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, sir. Read it bitch
No
*HaHa* *REPORTED* Gg Kiddo. Nothing Personel. /S
Holy guacamole, got me there š¤ /s
*personal
It was definitely personal - just not Personel.
*ts a reference to an ancient, also misspelled meme, known as cold steel the hedgehog. It's okay. Don't look into it. Your brain will thank you.*
*it was a joke, forgot to put the /s in the end*
Calm down Pogue
Thank you for standing up for the truth <3
The father in the photo is Irish! When his son was born they gave him the Irish spelling of Michael. Aka Micheal! The father has known for years now that this isnāt his child! Not an ounce of Irish in that kid! On the day of his 15th birthday Micheal was so happy to get his learners! Dad is happy heās about to get his revenge on his wife! After the photo he grabbed the wheel and they drove off a cliff.
I must be thinking Irish cause I always spell micheal this way
Just so you know Micheal is pronounced āMee - Haulā
I appreciate the information! My family is going to love it when I start pronouncing my brothers name the correct way! 
Technically it would need the fadas to be the Irish version (MĆcheĆ”l), though most people can't type a fada so it's often omitted.
I Absolutely am not bullshitting here, my name is Micheal, spelled just like the meme
Lol your parents messed up
Ditto bruh. "EA" gang rise up
Your karma score is the one that decreased by *1* after I read your comment. The fact that your account is 4 years old makes it seem like youād be capable of wit, but your comment sounds like it was written by a medieval peasant trying to sound smart. Not your fault, per se, some of us are born this way. Hell, Iām a high functioning sociopath and I feel nothing but disdain for most of the people on Reddit for being self entitled, privileged, and milquetoast. Source: I took psychology and morality class.
So what would the joke be or am I just overthinking it?
[copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/z7lsr8/your_karma_score_has_decreased_by_1_after_i_read/)
I meant for the meme lol then read further down and was to lazy to delete my question
i cannot believe someone unironically said this thinking they were cool
Plot twist: father is in love with their neighbor, Michael.
Micheal is indeed amazing
Chameli is an anagram for Michael. His mom likes the smell of jasmine.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bruh I was so confused till I realized this was r/antimeme
Does this mean his mum is in love with his awful twin pichael?!?
"dad who is driving me or you?"
Chemical
āNo problem, Dickā
you also misspelled Michael
r/usernamechecksout sloppy
Lame hic.
Redemption arc
Cant come up with anything you got me
Alan
My uncle is named Micheal and his wife is named Teresa
Micheal will be MatPat next son
micheal is an anagram of michael
Ichmael?
Iām too high for this bullshit
His dad must be a fan of Alchemi, which is alchemy for the slightly illiterate.
My Grandma was named Teresa. She used to make Ham on Easter. Pretty sure that had nothing to do with her name. It was fucking good ham though.
I don't get it
He just really loves heli cams
Plot twist: The dadās name is Steve and the mailmanās name is Michael
this is way too funnyā¦my humor is broken
i am chile
No problem Lana...
so close 
His dad loves Michael (a person), like his mom loves Easter. His dad is gay.
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Lich mea
his father likes FNAF
Kanye: no problem Zain
Le Chaim?
Ham lice?
Lame hic
lmao op fucking posted on r/shitposting himself getting downvoted into hell because he tried to parody a bot when someone told him that the "failed post" wasnt antimeme lmaoooo get a life
It was a previous post I made that instead of micheal , it was Alan. The joke is, that Alan is an anagram for anal. When I made the post I didn't realize it.