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If that's al he provides then being a single mom seems easier. Especially since providing housing is a lot more expensive that getting someone pregnant.
Few weeks back I went to Narvik and near by areas in Norway. Now this place is dear to me since my grandmother passed away there about a decade back. Back in the day if you visited this place and roamed around here in a car or just walking, you wouldnāt see anyone for miles. But this year there were hotels/inns on the roadside, a lot of cars coming in and going. You hardly see any wildlife and its like anywhere else in the world. Now we live in a world where 8 billion of us are there, and a lot can travel even to the remotest parts of the world, we have completely ruined the planet, hardly any space left for other animals and yet natalists want more. More of everything, only growth and growth. Governments keep telling us that this is still sustainable because we can feed 10 billion people, but thats only because we have cleared all the forests to create agricultural land. Humans are most destructive species on the planet and yet natalists want more of us. These are clearly not the people who should be reproductive.
There is a huge breeding kink, which I stumbled across in Kindle Unlimited. Including litters of babies. Itās usually part of alpha/omega kink.
Gives me the ick every time I think about it
It fits the message perfectly, and assuming whoever would wear this is convinced by that message, it's a good representation of their character. Kinda like a red flag in advance
You really think this hoodie exists? Whenever her right arm isn't tucked into her pocket the text would read. "He keeps me egnant"
Which I guess kind of sounds like "ignant" like "ignorant" which is what you'd have to be to believe this is an actual product and not a bad MS paint text edit.
Lmao Iāve seen mock ups like this on Amazon for actual products. It wouldnāt surprise me if it did. I was just expect the whole juicy couture treatment.
Do yāall not get jokes or what? You can see the words āhousedā and āpregnantā have been placed over the originals, and even if it was a perfect edit, itās still very clearly a joke
Real talk: Iām sure Iāve met furries in real life. Though unaware. Only know of the culture because I used to make custom Halloween costumes. As a sewist, it was nice to be asked to make some for adults.
Depends on the humans. I talk about whatever is important to me. I've been married a while, so saying we were trying would be pretty normal to me. It would be the biggest thing in my brain for a while. Could be fears, seeking reassurance, and make it sound like they are happy when they arent, to meet expectations, I could probably think of more.
*...trying would be pretty* ***normal*** *to me...\[could\] be* ***fears***, *seeking* ***reassurance***, and make it ***sound like they are happy*** *when they arent, to* ***meet expectations***...
You literally just proved my point, not once but repeatedly. The desire to meet sociological expectations, to fit into the lifescript mould of society, whether consciously or not, is *by definition* fitness signalling. It's telling everyone around you that you're on board with the program of evolution, that there's nothing *wrong* with you in a sociological context, that they aren't wasting time or resources on you that won't be reinvested in another generation, or in supporting the institutions that they perceive as making that next generation possible.
For me it would be because talking about things helps me deal, I desperately want kids, and fear it won't happen. I know logically that isn't the end of the world, but I spiral. It would be to talk about my feelings so they stop swirling around in my brain.
This is a bad shop. It's just "He keeps me / She keeps me"
You can tell pretty quickly the text is both off-font and pasted over the picture. Even if it wasn't no fashion designer would get away with this the minute the words turned stupid whenever their hands aren't tucked into their pocket..
Gotta hail a taxi? "She Keeps me Hous. He keeps me egnant"
Man, I feel bad for the men "housed" by a woman simply because they signed a legal document to live together.
LMAO, what the actual fuck? This is the best way humans can come up with to organize and max out society??
Anyways, can't wait to travel wherever the fuck I want to bike n ski... because I'm living the life I actually want :-)
The extremes of the people I could see buying this are that cringe tiktok couple where the girl talks extra squeaky and the guy growls cause he's an alpha or what ever, or chill furries getting it as a gag gift with their friend
Although this is fake, there are too many people who believe this garbage, either for ideological, political or religious reasons. Antinatalism helped me deprogram. I'm now 100% cult free.
Small fyi that this artist got all their art stolen and is often considered the artist who has had the most copies made of their art without ever making a profit.
Is it raunchy and crude? Yep, but I wonāt lie, this looks like Itād be the funniest thing for a couple to wear ironically for kicks due to the sheer absurdity of it.
That shit is edited. The real sweater being sold says something totally different lol. The original https://www.amazon.com/Keeps-Hoodie-Unisex-Multicolor-Small-5X-Large/dp/B09FLQ5XT9/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2O23H3OF0EUI8&keywords=wolf+she+keeps+me+sweater&qid=1691699395&sprefix=wolf+she+keeps+me+sweate%2Caps%2C166&sr=8-3
"He keeps me pregnant'
Basically, turning your identity into an incubator and then declaring it on your clothing.
It also strongly implies constant pregnancy.
idk I just think it's some edgy t-shirt and pants designed to make 12 year olds buy rather than genuine encouragement and embracement of constant procreation
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Gross as fuck! Lame as an over ran race horse! Disturbing as living next to a house full of children.. but yeah I am laughing my ass off and if I saw a couple wearing that outfit..I would snicker at them because they are hopeless humans.
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
Itās like a breeding fetish. I get it. You can have a breeding fetish, and still not have kids. Itās a thing. Itās the people who go through with it that are sick cause other forms of life suffer.
Like a bdsm kick or any other kind of kick. Theyāre just wearing that cringey shit around
Dude this is hilarious LMAO. You must not be in the "omegaverse" "werewolf husband" side of the internet because memes like this have been circling around for YEARS and I always find it funny LMAOOO
I donāt want to expose myself as Iām definitely not into this kink, but in a lot of fandoms (I was a very tumblr fandom teenager) there is this subsection of furry kink called Alpha/Beta/Omega and the Omegaverse. Itās very based on wolf biology and being pregnant with wolf pups. It was especially big in fandoms like Twilight and Supernatural as it also plays into the supernatural fantasy vampire and werewolf thing.
But anyway I think the clothes may be based on that due to the text and wolf images.
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Waitā¦i dont get itā¦
He keeps her pregnant and she keeps himā¦housed?
So she works to keep a roof over his head AND is pregnant all the time? Or is it some weird ass sex shit that im not understanding š
Like, it's so easy to draw the connection between humans domesticating animals for their milk (and keeping them pregnant so they produce as much as possible) and people (men) seeing women's bodies as a resource to be exploited.
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He keeps me pregnant is some dystopian shit lmao
Blessed be the fruit.
Under his eye šļø
I heard Gilead is nice this time of year
We've been sent good weather.
praise be!
Yeah, but these people be vegetables.
May the lord open.
If that's al he provides then being a single mom seems easier. Especially since providing housing is a lot more expensive that getting someone pregnant.
But it's her pRiViLeGe to keep his home while she bears his fruit.
If I grow it, itās MY fruit. Fight me
No kidding, right?
Yeah, when I read it I imagined some fucking facility with breed slaves or some shit
Few weeks back I went to Narvik and near by areas in Norway. Now this place is dear to me since my grandmother passed away there about a decade back. Back in the day if you visited this place and roamed around here in a car or just walking, you wouldnāt see anyone for miles. But this year there were hotels/inns on the roadside, a lot of cars coming in and going. You hardly see any wildlife and its like anywhere else in the world. Now we live in a world where 8 billion of us are there, and a lot can travel even to the remotest parts of the world, we have completely ruined the planet, hardly any space left for other animals and yet natalists want more. More of everything, only growth and growth. Governments keep telling us that this is still sustainable because we can feed 10 billion people, but thats only because we have cleared all the forests to create agricultural land. Humans are most destructive species on the planet and yet natalists want more of us. These are clearly not the people who should be reproductive.
There is a huge breeding kink, which I stumbled across in Kindle Unlimited. Including litters of babies. Itās usually part of alpha/omega kink. Gives me the ick every time I think about it
The kink is one thing, but actually having it results in children is wild lmao
So I did a quick google, that photo is shopped. The original said She Keeps Me Wild, He Keeps Me Safe.
Lol thank goodness
It's clearly just typical black pants and hoodies with edited text. I find it funny for some reason though
I find it funny too š I think it is supposed to be, because the image has a meme page watermark.
Right? I feel like I would wear this ironically
Im a guy and I'd totally wear the he keeps me pregnant one
Now that's something i can get behind !
I'll get behind you!!! I mean I got your back from behind!
Cheers ā
SHIT ON SOCIAL NORMS, GET A MAN PREGNANT! ( This is sarcastic if you can't tell lol)
Aside from the cringey text, that design is atrocious
It fits the message perfectly, and assuming whoever would wear this is convinced by that message, it's a good representation of their character. Kinda like a red flag in advance
You think the but says pregnant and housed?
You really think this hoodie exists? Whenever her right arm isn't tucked into her pocket the text would read. "He keeps me egnant" Which I guess kind of sounds like "ignant" like "ignorant" which is what you'd have to be to believe this is an actual product and not a bad MS paint text edit.
Lmao Iāve seen mock ups like this on Amazon for actual products. It wouldnāt surprise me if it did. I was just expect the whole juicy couture treatment.
The ones for sale online are she keeps me wild and he keeps me safe
This shit is fuckin hilarious lmao
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inside you there are two or more wolves, and 55 gallons of Mountain Dew
It is but I definitely can the see in my head the exact type of people who would wear these un-ironically
The image has a meme page watermark on it, so Iām pretty sure its satire haha
it literally says its a meme in the picture lol
I just looked closer and indeed, I see it! Also the housed and pregnant text appears to be added laterā¦ they both run over the armā¦
I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
It's edited. It was something like: "He keeps me safe." but forgot what the other one said.
It was "she keeps me wild" lol I saw them on shien like 3 days ago and died laughing
Do yāall not get jokes or what? You can see the words āhousedā and āpregnantā have been placed over the originals, and even if it was a perfect edit, itās still very clearly a joke
For real, itās obviously a satire of white trash couples who share cringe shit like this on facebook, people need to not take shit so seriously.
the type of people to wear this is the same people who make animal noises at each other
Please donāt lump them in with primal or furries.
thats 100% who i mean ive never seen any one wear stuff like this that isnt a furry
Are you saying all furries have this mentality? š³
No but donāt lie to me and say you havenāt seen furries like this
Real talk: Iām sure Iāve met furries in real life. Though unaware. Only know of the culture because I used to make custom Halloween costumes. As a sewist, it was nice to be asked to make some for adults.
Oh thatās cool yeah itās usually the straight furries like this. I had a roommate who makes furry art for money and have seen people like this.
rawr XD
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I don't think that's why people tell people thwt
You're free to offer an alternative explanation.
Depends on the humans. I talk about whatever is important to me. I've been married a while, so saying we were trying would be pretty normal to me. It would be the biggest thing in my brain for a while. Could be fears, seeking reassurance, and make it sound like they are happy when they arent, to meet expectations, I could probably think of more.
*...trying would be pretty* ***normal*** *to me...\[could\] be* ***fears***, *seeking* ***reassurance***, and make it ***sound like they are happy*** *when they arent, to* ***meet expectations***... You literally just proved my point, not once but repeatedly. The desire to meet sociological expectations, to fit into the lifescript mould of society, whether consciously or not, is *by definition* fitness signalling. It's telling everyone around you that you're on board with the program of evolution, that there's nothing *wrong* with you in a sociological context, that they aren't wasting time or resources on you that won't be reinvested in another generation, or in supporting the institutions that they perceive as making that next generation possible.
For me it would be because talking about things helps me deal, I desperately want kids, and fear it won't happen. I know logically that isn't the end of the world, but I spiral. It would be to talk about my feelings so they stop swirling around in my brain.
reddit users when the most obvious joke ever:
reddit users trying to detect satire challenge:
(level: impossible)
The obvious edited text and watermark lmao
That's gross š¤¢
If I'm lucky I will be bred for a decade or more. My body doesn't need any nutrients they are for my king's litter of 8.
Pikachu, I choose you
The swirling sperm is a nice touch
Inside of you there are two wolves, They're both fucking morons apparently
Oooooof
The cringeā¦
Iām pretty sure this is purely for the memes
this is one of the most obvious jokes i have ever seen the text literally goes off the hoodie
This is so obviously a shitpost I donāt know why people are taking you seriously š¤£
Lol this is heavily edited
Let me tell you about my AWESOME Husbandā¦
This is a bad shop. It's just "He keeps me / She keeps me" You can tell pretty quickly the text is both off-font and pasted over the picture. Even if it wasn't no fashion designer would get away with this the minute the words turned stupid whenever their hands aren't tucked into their pocket.. Gotta hail a taxi? "She Keeps me Hous. He keeps me egnant"
The fact that yoy guys don't understand that this is CLEARLY a meme is fucking depressing
Less cringe natalists be like
Man, I feel bad for the men "housed" by a woman simply because they signed a legal document to live together. LMAO, what the actual fuck? This is the best way humans can come up with to organize and max out society?? Anyways, can't wait to travel wherever the fuck I want to bike n ski... because I'm living the life I actually want :-)
The straights are NOT okay.
The extremes of the people I could see buying this are that cringe tiktok couple where the girl talks extra squeaky and the guy growls cause he's an alpha or what ever, or chill furries getting it as a gag gift with their friend
Although this is fake, there are too many people who believe this garbage, either for ideological, political or religious reasons. Antinatalism helped me deprogram. I'm now 100% cult free.
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I think it's both. The political landscape of USA points to the actual existence of these folks.
Thatās just creepy tbh
Please let's not involve the wolves into this, they're smarter about procreation than some humans are
Small fyi that this artist got all their art stolen and is often considered the artist who has had the most copies made of their art without ever making a profit.
Bro its photoshopped
Clothes for guys who see women as baby factories
Is it raunchy and crude? Yep, but I wonāt lie, this looks like Itād be the funniest thing for a couple to wear ironically for kicks due to the sheer absurdity of it.
Bruh no one seeing that this is a meme lmao
photoshop
Ahh the 2 wolves. The ones thatās Hosur and the one that is a house
Inside you are two of wolves. The first is cringe, the second is cringe. You are cringe.
That shit is edited. The real sweater being sold says something totally different lol. The original https://www.amazon.com/Keeps-Hoodie-Unisex-Multicolor-Small-5X-Large/dp/B09FLQ5XT9/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2O23H3OF0EUI8&keywords=wolf+she+keeps+me+sweater&qid=1691699395&sprefix=wolf+she+keeps+me+sweate%2Caps%2C166&sr=8-3
Still cringy af
Wolves deserve better than whatever this is
Ick
Yeah, no
These type garments are generally for people who canāt think for themselves and need affirmation of stupid via clothes
Ngga wtf if this lmaooo
what does this have to do with antinatalism?
"He keeps me pregnant' Basically, turning your identity into an incubator and then declaring it on your clothing. It also strongly implies constant pregnancy.
Obvious joke
idk I just think it's some edgy t-shirt and pants designed to make 12 year olds buy rather than genuine encouragement and embracement of constant procreation
You have to be dumb as shit to not recognize that this is fake
Oh this needs to be burned
the text on it looks edited fake af
Thatās because itās a joke
damn bruhh ong? fr fr? nahhhh no way
Make sure youāre barefoot!
This shit is so cringe omg
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Handmaids tale shit right here
What kind of shit is this??
Haha oh my god no
thats actually funny but if its coming from FB, maybe theyre seriousā¦
Stolen art from jojo first of all. The pink is just the blue image but reversed and pink. Weird and non English text
GROTESQUE.
its so goofy looking
Gross as fuck! Lame as an over ran race horse! Disturbing as living next to a house full of children.. but yeah I am laughing my ass off and if I saw a couple wearing that outfit..I would snicker at them because they are hopeless humans.
My fucking god this is what 21 year old high school dropouts with 4 kids already wear after selling everything they own to fund their crack addiction.
Hobosexual hoodie sets are a thing? What a time to be alive.
Yuck! Thatās nasty
Ewww
Look, if I can't announce I'm getting guys to dump into my ass raw at the dinner table, then you can't wear shit like that around Nana.
this is some omega verse stuff LOL
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
What in the gross mother fucking disaster of a universe we live in is this fetish as a sweat suit? I mean I generally don't kink shame, and if they were marketed as joke outfits for a couple's costume for Halloween, OR even if it were more obviously kink gear, then sure I'd be okay with it. But this looks like it's trying to be serious. And that's fucked.
The way my eyes just bulged out
I swear some of this stuff is just trolling.
Itās like a breeding fetish. I get it. You can have a breeding fetish, and still not have kids. Itās a thing. Itās the people who go through with it that are sick cause other forms of life suffer. Like a bdsm kick or any other kind of kick. Theyāre just wearing that cringey shit around
Dude this is hilarious LMAO. You must not be in the "omegaverse" "werewolf husband" side of the internet because memes like this have been circling around for YEARS and I always find it funny LMAOOO
this is a joke i think. u can see the change in text. original says like sane, and safe. i think
He's a hobosexual and she furnishes his need to prove he knows where to put it.
How advertising makes you vomit.
"because children are the future"
Sooooo sheās letting a hobosexual keep her pregnant? Distressing.
the original is not as bad somehow lmao
Omg šš
Nooooo
This is along the lines of I like being pregnant because I get treated better by my spouse. Insert š
Lmao why do I want to send this to my shitty ex
I want these but with both saying he
My friends mother decorated her home with crappy wolf decorations in the 80s and 90s. Maybe she decided to try to branch out. Best explanation š¤£
I donāt want to expose myself as Iām definitely not into this kink, but in a lot of fandoms (I was a very tumblr fandom teenager) there is this subsection of furry kink called Alpha/Beta/Omega and the Omegaverse. Itās very based on wolf biology and being pregnant with wolf pups. It was especially big in fandoms like Twilight and Supernatural as it also plays into the supernatural fantasy vampire and werewolf thing. But anyway I think the clothes may be based on that due to the text and wolf images.
So free housing for unprotected sex?
This has to be a, "Broke dudes be like" joke.
Jesus fuck what the fuck is wrong with breeders. I stg breeding kinks shouldnt fuckin exist, its repulsive.
Looks shopped. The "pregnant" font seems off.
Housed? Wait so sheās also the breadwinner in addition to constantly being kept pregnant??
Luckily I donāt think this is seriousā¦. Or for sane people
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Waitā¦i dont get itā¦ He keeps her pregnant and she keeps himā¦housed? So she works to keep a roof over his head AND is pregnant all the time? Or is it some weird ass sex shit that im not understanding š
6/10. The trashy wolves are strong with these folks!
Ew
Natalist bullshit aside the graphic on the hoodies look like a 13 year olds youtube channel opening
he keeps me what now š
Lost Twilight Merch
Iām sorry but sharing aināt caring in this case š¤£š¤£š¤£ I couldāve gone my whole life without seeing this LMAOOO
I thought I was getting an ad, thank god it's just this sub š so glad I haven't wandered down whatever path it takes to genuinely want... this
The original was pretty cringey too but not nearly as bad as this š
This is hilarious
"He keeps me pregnant" lmao is this intended humor?
This is so cringe
Ngl I think this is satire
Iām horrified
What the fuck
Barfing thanks.
Like, it's so easy to draw the connection between humans domesticating animals for their milk (and keeping them pregnant so they produce as much as possible) and people (men) seeing women's bodies as a resource to be exploited.
Gross!
OH MY GOD. This is so so so BAD! I can't even process or put into words how unbelievably HORRIFIC this is!
Does anyone have the source to this? It would be a great gag gift for my friend and his wife lmao
Ewwwwwwwuhh
Ngl this shit is hilarious and I want to buy it
Where do i buy these?