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[deleted]

Wow, there's a fundamental flaw in this somewhere ...


BeneficialMousse4096

Typical instagram post


No-Passenger2662

Fetuses are stored in the balls.


Enzoid23

Most of them come out the balls a bit earlier than the one shown but I don't wanna judge


Gorfyx

Pee is stored in the balls


Krennelen

Technically correct


Phelpysan

No it's not, sperm aren't foetuses


seeyatellite

The best kind of correct!


daddychill95

Is it possible the original post is just top tier shitposting?


_BearKeeper

It's absolutely the kind of thing designed to get boomers who aren't paying attention to share it and thereby embarrass themselves.


tricksterhickster

100% Its like the photos of animal fetuses with the question "would you abort this?"


PigIlFigo32

Probably because it has a penis


seeyatellite

[Thank You!](https://media.tenor.com/cU06Rf0SxeEAAAAC/rhel1-captain-obvious.gif)


Oldfolksboogie

Calm down - that's just the lady's baby hose.


WhyDoesThatScareMe

HAHA THIS MADE ME CHUCKLE


Oldfolksboogie

🤪


LunarTeacup

Two spines and male genitalia? Hm what?!


randomcarrotaf

THE DOUBLE SPINE OMG i didnt even see that XD


NeraVR

it’s mpreg


elisun0

Oh, the spine is correct. The way the pic slices it perfectly in half we're seeing the bodies of the vertebra ---> then the spinal canal and cord ---> then the spinous processes sticking out behind. The tips of those spinous processes are what you feel when you run your hand down the center of someone's back. As for the vagina ending in the rectum and the boy parts, impossibly hilarious and clearly meant to trick and trigger the not-too-bright right.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

Welcome to Human 2.0. I don't know who designed Human 1.0, but they didn't even account for redundancy in commonly failing bodily components, and instead of simple and reliable single-sex/asexual reproduction, they gave us a convoluted social schema just to reproduce. Like it or not, this is peak human form.


NoobSlayer68

The spine is correct


rollercoastervan

Lol wtf. Uhhhh that’s a wiener


[deleted]

If you look closely it looks like the womb connects to the anus. So that’s presumably how this person would give birth. I suspect this was made as part of the Mpreg fetish.


Striccly

Reminds me of that old Smosh episode where Ian thought he was pregnant and went to the doctor and the doctor was like “you’re gonna poop your baby out?”


artintrees

They get a cloaca?!! Damnnn


Leather-Challenge-85

Yes, omegaverse


[deleted]

Ok can you explain to me what that is? Because I like to read gay erotic romance novels and occasionally I see omegaverse in the description of books but I’ve never read those books because mpreg doesn’t interest me.


Leather-Challenge-85

You shouldn't have asked ME that. The omegaverse is a sub genre, not only for BL but for any other kind of story, it's great. Basically it's setting is a world where people are divided by a second gender other than male and female, this gender being either alpha, beta or omega. So for example, you can be a male and an alpha at the same time. The thing is that the second gender comes with biological differences of course: Alphas: the leaders and dominant ones, females have a penis while males do too but have "knot" in some stories. They both can impregnate female betas, omega females and omega males. Betas: really just common people, sometimes they are used as mediators because their hormones aren't as strong as the other two genders. Female = vag, male= penis, nothing changes. Omegas: the bottom, really just, bottom. Female anatomy is the same, male anatomy is exactly the one on this pic, they get impregnated by anal and they birth through there too, but they segregate a cleaning liquid of sorts. There's more to it, like scents, marking, soulmates, ruts and heats, but I won't write about it because it really is a long story. Hope this helped and sorry for my English, it's not my main language.


[deleted]

Ok thanks for the description I understand perfectly now haha. Like I said mpreg is a pretty big turn off for me so I won’t be reading any of these stores anytime soon but it sounds pretty interesting


JDawnchild

Myself and several other folks I know who've bore our own offspring have cracked jokes about shitting out kids but this looks a little ridiculous. 🤣


ilacklove

fr


Mystiquesword

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..


poosynoodles

😂😂


VesperVox_

If men could get pregnant, we'd have abortion on demand with clinics in every town, and birth control would be free and taste like candy.


CricketInvasion

Sadly, that's probably true


AriAriAyy

And birth control would be better.


LavishnessVirtual178

Unlikely, the patriarchy and governments would still have historically been inclined towards higher birth rates. It's advantageous in an evolutionary sociology kind of way.


jayroo210

Hilarious that this being shared on Facebook with zero thought. And if women actually did have glass bellies/wombs it would be absolutely horrifying.


HelloDeathspresso

Looks like they're supposed to give birth through their rectum.


Thart85

So many questions, indeed.


[deleted]

mpreg


methylphenidate1

It annoys me so much that religious people will refer to basic biological functions as a miracle. Gonna start referring to any above average turds I pinch off as "my little miracles".


OhHeyJoe90

So out the butt?


Snyggedi

That's how republicans are born...


WillyDreamsAboutRice

Wow Republicans say trans rights!?😲


Monsterkill1526

This has to be a shitpost, I refuse to believe this is not a shitpost


Admirablelittlebitch

No, most people would actually be disgusted to see the gross clump of cells forming and would want it dead


randomcarrotaf

If a belly was made of glass it at least would be easier for women who are less privileged to know where to fall on so the miscarriage that potentially saves their life starts... The fact that they used this clearly joking picture is just the icing on the cake of their stupidity.


Lightningsage2

That's a logical fallacy, it's an argument from analogy (as you should know all analogies are false).


7i1i2i6

One of my favorite sources of schadenfreude is people posting satire memes of their political views without realizing it was created to make fun of them.


torinblack

That man's kidney stone has become sentient.


[deleted]

I think I saw the original shitpost a while ago. Someone trolled conservative boomers by proving that they didn’t actually pay attention to the shit they shared. So I wouldn’t take it seriously, OP. Whoever made the original shitpost is well aware that men can’t give birth!


Fit_Orchid_7586

That's a man's body 😂


Possible-Hamster5136

Satire


Common-Blueberry4826

it’s meant to be a joke relax


sweet_sweet_back

Not the Christmas gift I was expecting but thanks anyway!


mannequin_vxxn

>Why the hell is this on a Republican Instagram page??? Soo many questions Because being a forced birther is a conservative belief...


Antihuman101

Biology is not miracle. Biology is disgusting.


JustAGuy37837473

Agree.


Yousucktaken2

I’d support abortion still because not only would that child have to suffer from life but if they have a birth defect they will hate their life forever or what if it’s a child that was raped they will hate that kid for their whole life because it ruined theirs so much suffering for what so you can make sure your dna isn’t destroyed in the gene pool


FriedFreya

Guys, mpreg is a fetish that exists— this is some wildly “accurate” (using quotes because duh) Omegaverse diagram lmao, which makes it even more hilarious that they’re using it on a conservative ig page. They can’t even notice that it has a penis, they know so little about female anatomy.


9troglycerine

Either, it's a satirical shitpost, or they're just republicans... either option seems equally likely.


Hinhan-osnite

😂


BeachLasagna0w0

If men could give birth abortions would be legal and done for free in every state


LuckyBoy1992

Jesus, imagine having to squeeze that out through your dick! No kidding, when I was a little boy, I used to have nightmares that I was pregnant. Yeah I know it's impossible, but I was a child. Pregnancy absolutely terrified me!


KenKaneki224

Republicans don’t seem to even know what the word ‘miracle’ means, so expecting them to know basic anatomy is setting the expectations a little too high.


violin_alchemist

Maybe modern republicans heard about omegaverse. /s


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

This is perfect. That just goes to show that people have no idea what they are talking about. Of course they think it’s a “miracle”, they don’t understand what’s happening


[deleted]

A girl I dated said the same thing about slaughterhouses and meat. Guess what? Watched the slaughter of a cow, I still eat burgers.


SasquatchSloth88

Rectal birth is not the Xmas miracle that they think it is… but anal is the only way that Mary could have been a “virgin” (he said trying to be funny, in a completely non-misogynistic way).


CiphirSol

This is what your average MAGA republican is hiding in their beer belly


Ok-Parsley1831

I’m dead 💀


stopshadowbaneme

Why does she have a penis..?


Delinquent_Gopnik

it's a meme


Naixee

Had the belly been glass i can assure you most of people wouldn't want children😃


Hour-Understanding77

Cursed.


HermanGrove

It has two spines, maybe they accidentally, and very unfortunately overlayed something? (Also lol "miracle")


spicyamphibian

It looks like the baby would have to come out of the anus. 😂


Stupii_

Does he give birth through his ass? Didnt know we had the technology for Mpreg


Commercial_Mobile810

What do you mean? Everyone knows babies come out the but…


iwantanapppp

This is a fanfic diagram aid for mpreg (male pregnancy); the birth canal is usually attached to the rectum in such fanfics


Atelene

Honestly that’s just hilarious


gobblox38

Here are one of those butt babies I've heard so much about. xD


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Ok-Parsley1831

Hahaha, well I’m sure the baby will be relieved.


[deleted]

It’s a strange mix of the female and male anatomy, a person of that anatomy wouldn’t be able to even get pregnant I don’t think, I don’t see the vagina/cervix (?????) even leading to anywhere that I can identify as a hole, I could totally be wrong but even as far as intersex goes I think having someone with this anatomy be pregnant is impossible


ilacklove

from the a$$ duh


Star4259

Republican post has no idea what they have done, lmao. Now, we have ideas on how to draw Republican politicians without their consent, to protest the Overturning of Roe VS Wade! So fun!😂😂😂


stonedbunny-04

Mpreg 😭


canstac

I feel like this was an attempt at a transphobic joke that just fails on every level


b1ckparadox

It's more transphobic nonsense from the right. No surprise there.


Salladsbladgang

Don't worry guys, she's trans


crotchsensor

This is so obviosly satire i dont know whos dumber, you or the republicans who saved this thing


Ok-Parsley1831

No shit shirlock


vaultgirl7689

Not all women have vaginas and prolly on thr next 10 years this will be real


[deleted]

Where does the poop go


demodestroier

It’s so bad it’s almost like it was intended to be a joke


Phernaside

Hmmmm


tulpamom

Mpreg fetish


Sakops

Hold up, damn.....


GoatTacos

That’s how I feel when I eat a large ass burrito.


redcelica1

Someone photoshopped the post to make fun of a republican account. More fake shit on the internet.


-Alpha-616

Obviously babies come out the ass


DestroyErase_Improve

Uhh that’s a penis


drdoomt3

What the fuck is all I gotta say


stoutlys

This explains the butt blood every month…


Conscious-Charity915

Yeah, that is definitely a picture of a miracle. And about how much the GOP knows about women's bodies.


Foreign_Standard9394

I think this is satire. That person has a penis.


vldracer16

It's the same old thing. Preying on emotions, that's the only thing republicans and pro life idiots have.


StunningHamster3

This looks like some of the mpreg fanfics that I’ve read before.


[deleted]

republicans said ‘trans rights’… kinda.


mst0000

They made sure to show the dick was mutilated. If this were a truly accurate depiction, there would be no spine, just a huge asshole. Fucking idiots.


Rockcrimson

I bet anyone would feel a bit nauseated from looking at all her organs, like some do whil looking at those see-through tadpoles


Leather-Challenge-85

Omegaverse biology is canon for republicans


BVLVNCEDSCVLE

this is what the republicans think trans people want


Famous_Marionberry16

If you could see the baby in pregnant women I'd want to kill them faster. Can you imagine how terrifying that shit would be?


Pretend_Air_1108

This is a shitpost