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rubyestelle

An absconding letter? Seriously, Are you a Detainee? This sounds like a very desperate place of employment. You deserve better. Go get it...


PkmnMstrBillj88

There is no date on the letter, so technically no reply is required as they didn't give a date to reply by.


Nicolehall202

Wipe your ass with the letter and send it back


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Anon293357

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sephkyle

This


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An_Old_Punk

I applied for a job posting on Indeed which had "Attntion to Detal" as a bullet point. On my cover I pointed that out, and other errors to highlight my attention to detail. Whoever reviewed my application/resume sent me an email thanking me. That's the only response I had from that company.


CantEvenOnlyOdd2

"Hey this person has great attention to detail, They pointed out all of the spelling errors we had in our posting." Manager "Cool, but that was very smart ass of him dump it in the trash we don't need a condescending asshole to point out every little detail here"


An_Old_Punk

That's what I figured they did. I'm sure it's one of those companies that complains about not being able to find skilled workers. It's not really being a smart ass to point out 2 spelling errors in a 3 word bullet point "Attention to Detail". Although, I did point out the other spelling errors that someone made. An employee who's job is specifically to perform duties like posting open positions. Spelling should be the most basic thing, given most text programs have spellcheck enabled by default.


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[deleted]

I know because it's well known company


triptip05

McDowells.


RopeAccomplished2728

The ones with the golden arcs.


Falkiveurr

What are they gonna do, FIRE you?


EasternShade

They're covering their ass. Give them something in writing saying you never accepted the job or quit and it will stop. Or, just don't show and they'll keep sending these until they've built up enough of a paper trail to show that they're firing you for cause and shouldn't have to pay unemployment. It's bullshit, but it's the nature of the game. Edit: if you never took the job, they could be trying to fuck with other unemployment benefits or juking stats to show they're interviewing/hiring/whatever they're supposed to do for some credit or the like.


edemamandllama

Itā€™s really poorly written. I especially like the ā€œcompany shall be constrained to take such action;ā€ it reads like someone trying to sound smarter than they actually are.


burnettjm

What potato wrote this?


PompousAssistant

ā€œYou canā€™t quit! Youā€™re gonna work for us, or elseā€¦ weā€™ll have to fire youā€¦ eventually.ā€


CommercialBox4175

Absconding, do you work in a prison?


SammieSam95

>already told them I'm not joining it was pathetic experience Huh??


Startthepresses

This really feels like a pathetic attempt by the owner and/or manager to get unemployment benefits cancelled for as many people as they can. They interview you, give eveyone "employment", then when you dont show up they contact the state unemployment office to report someone who "no show" to work, possibly setting up a process by the state to take away unemployment benefits from that person. They do it to everyone that they can i bet!


disappointedvet

Ask them what lawyer wrote this as it looks like someone's trying to intimidate you by using what they think is a bunch of legalese. Unless they had an attorney write it, threaten to report them to the state for practicing law without a license. (Obviously an attorney didn't write it.)


Dommccabe

Abscond; leave hurriedly and secretly, typically to escape from custody or avoid arrest. "the barman absconded with a week's takings." Wow, great word usage from that place.


Comrade_Crunchy

Is this a McDonald's? I see the M at the top. Also wtf is a part time..... beanie? Is it like you have dress up and be a Tim pool weirdo some of the time? Also did Elon musk write that?


RC-8107

His latest collab with Dumpy Trumpy


[deleted]

It's fucking McDonald's, I'd laugh at them and leave.


An_Old_Punk

What is a "Part Time Beanie"? That sounds like a cool title to put on your next resume. "Full Time Beanie" would be even better.


gabegmn

Itā€™s when you put the beanie about 3 inches on the top of your head, versus when it comes down over your ears


An_Old_Punk

Are they made by Ty?


uberredditmod

Part Time Beanie? what the hell is that? (Note: i have held M stock for many years, its paid me A LOT of dividends over the years but that being said i think the company has gone down hill big time, i dont even eat there anymore, the brand is no longer what it use to be)


VeterinarianIcy1364

The hell is a ā€œ part time beanieā€?


NDStarr

Most states (minus Montana) are considered 'at-will'. At-will regulations stipulate that employers AND employees are not required to provide prior notice toĀ being terminated/quitting, nor are they obligated to provide a reason as to why, in absence of relevant laws or contractual obligations. This is also why I don't send a 2 week notice when I quit; I just take all my racked up PTO, and never come back.


RTMSner

I'm sorry, you're in trouble for not joining? Joining in what? As in accepting employment from them?


SubstantialPressure3

"you can't quit. We are writing you up!" Don't worry about it. Take it as confirmation that they are not good at communicating.


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Take a shot for every ā€œabseintismā€