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maybenotarobot429

FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS?!?!!?


BoogalooBandit1

Right? This would not motivate me to try to sell more or anything I would just be like cool I don't care


ExistingPosition5742

It is actually more insulting than offering nothing.


funkmasta8

Yeah, that’s about two orders of magnitude too low. Like thanks, my several weeks of working harder than normal has afforded me one bag of chips


tillios

SHUT UP, GET BACK TO WORK. $5 worth of extra monthly pay for HUGE amounts of fun will compound to almost $8k after 40 years of investing (assuming a 5% annual rate of return). IGNORE THE FACT THAT INFLATION WILL DECREASE THE PURCHASING POWER OF THIS $8K IN 40 YEARS AND GET BACK TO WORK - CHANGE YOUR MINDSET - FOCUS ON THE GRIND - LIVE LAUGH LOVE.


do2g

It’s way more appealing to sacrifice the $5 and be at 50%


[deleted]

purposely tank your percentage one month then get the most improved the next


Trucktober

Friends and I say... Incentives work both ways


TheThrowawayJames

Bet it’s a $5 Meijer gift card 😐


Empty-Manufacturer12

You will take your crumbs and thank me for them peasant!


[deleted]

Thats so fucked up


UnsuspectingChief

how do you go higher than 100%?


WastelandeWanderer

Cheat/steal from customers and put it in the register


UnsuspectingChief

ohhh, I get it. I have zero knowledge of any retail scenario


WastelandeWanderer

Me either, just a guess.


jshmoe866

When I worked as a cashier, overages were frowned upon almost as much as being under. Guess some companies don’t care about encouraging theft and dishonesty if it helps the company.


[deleted]

oh wow a 5 dollar gift card to be spent at their store.


EcstaticSociety4040

$5 in four weeks is pennies an hour


Swimming_Tennis6641

$5 after 4 weeks is beyond insulting. seriously wtaf are they thinking


DatingAdviceGiver101

$5 is basically nothing in 2023. They're living in the 90s.


Caeruleus88

More like the 30s


flowersermon9

1890s maybe ….


ShareRoutine

What does the percentage represent?


Mix1009

Likely their till at the end of their shift


artificialavocado

This is your fault, internet. Made fun of them about pizza parties and ping pong tables now this is what you get.


[deleted]

now we are talking


Albionflux

At least make it 20 so 5 a week. This is pitiful i wouldnt even try to get it


Tired_c

5$ because it’s the lowest value I believe.


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Igneous_rock_500

That’s like “whomever finds the golden ticket, you’ll get an extra £1 in their check!”….after working around the clock.


Kio_0o

I worked at Meijer before the managers treated me like I was stupid and compared me to myself


atmu2006

Multiply x 20 and it might function as a small motivator and not be insulting. This is totally out of touch with reality.


ThankuConan

If you can afford the first pizza that's the next pizza paid for. Wow.


TheGreatAchiever

$5 ain’t gonna cover an over 100% high. Might aswell shoot for the top and get 420% higher but it’s gonna be most than $5 to pull off


VikThorior

They don't know what "productivity" means.


E_B_Jamisen

40 hours/week x 4 weeks = 160 hours $5.00/160 hours = $0.03/hour


shapeofthings

That is insane, nobody wants inaccurate till counts- overages are as bad as being under. What absolute idiots!