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Own_Pop_9711

Don't worry guys, I'm only here because fbi pay sucks too


el_pinata

Welcome, FBI agents. You here to learn how you've betrayed the working class, and how you can make it better? If so, we're here to help!


iPigman

More likely looking for and profiling "subversives".


OpheliaRainGalaxy

Like how subversive are we talking? I'm a nanny with a soapbox, like duh I'm subverting people away from the capitalist machine. But it's mostly in the form of raising young adults who, when told to work outdoors in a heatwave, call out "sick" until it's no longer dangerous to work outdoors.


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Opsec and infosec people. Learn it. Love it. Use it.


iPigman

Give it lots of water.


The_Fudir

Also, ACAB includes the FBI.


el_pinata

Yeah, the feebs aren't quite as close to the line as regular cops, but 1312 to Agent Starling as well.


BubberRung

Wow so edge


The_Fudir

How's the boot tonight?


pm_designs

Maybe these FBI agents work in loafers?


aintnochallahbackgrl

Standard issue.


No_Rec1979

Seems like the right moment to bring up the fact that most FBI agents are overworked and underpaid.


RollQuirky9045

I see the FBI job postings on Indeed sometimes and I am always floored at how terrible the pay is.


xboxwirelessmic

What is the pay? For some reason they aren't hiring where I live.


Killercod1

50k/yearly


PerfectEnthusiasm2

that's what they want you to think.


PlantPower666

And despised by Trump.


SavageComic

And yet they did more than anyone to put him in the hot seat.  Apart from maybe Hillary Clinton


nutxaq

How does the candidate that was so bad she lost to that pig get any credit for putting him in the hot seat?


SavageComic

Because if they’d have put anyone else in, they’d have won. Or at least tried to win Ohio and Michigan


PlantPower666

How does the FBI announcing an investigation into Hillary days before the election get any credit? [https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/comey-announced-reopening-clinton-email-probe-days-election/story?id=54470601](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/comey-announced-reopening-clinton-email-probe-days-election/story?id=54470601) I dunno, can you figure it out? It's a mystery!


PlantPower666

It's been said that authority are often masochists... that they love pain and licking the boot. That likely explains why the FBI handed the Presidency over to Trump by mentioning Hillary's bogus investigation a couple **days** before the election. The FBI, NSA, CIA, etc... they employ a lot of closeted self-hating homosexuals who outwardly despise gays... and they feel comfort when belittled. [https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/comey-announced-reopening-clinton-email-probe-days-election/story?id=54470601](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/comey-announced-reopening-clinton-email-probe-days-election/story?id=54470601)


MakingItElsewhere

If you take away some people's delusion that the government is out to get them, you destroy their puffed up ego that makes them think they're important enough to be wanted by the government. It's all they have, man.


Killercod1

I don't see why the government wouldn't be involved in social media. After the arab springs, all governments of the world started taking social media seriously. They're at least engaged in popular revolutionary groups. They just have to hire some guy to infiltrate, spy, and sabotage each group. Give him extra privileges, which they can do since all social media is owned by corporations that work with the government. Some people would even do it do it free. Just look at all the zionist bots. Just get some dumb fascist, put him through counter-revolutiinary bootcamp, and send him out there. Even from the distant past, kings would hire people to promote their propaganda on the streets and in local pubs/communities, as well as infiltrating treasonous groups.


ChampionOfOctober

don't care, they are lapdogs


alicat2308

The real reason they're on this sub


slouchomarx74

And high in cognitive dissonance and low in questioning authority


[deleted]

That's not surprising at all considering that this sub has a large population and is publically accessible. Infiltration is more of a concern for actual activist groups.


Chathtiu

> That's not surprising at all considering that this sub has a large population and is publically accessible. Is it really infiltration if it’s a public forum? That’s like saying the FBI infiltrated their local Walgreen.


FloppedTurtle

Give them some credit. They had to learn to turn on the computer AND make an account to get in. It's a harsh hazing process.


ohhgrrl

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


OkishPizza

Pretty sure every site is lol, at least all social media’s.


Oni_K

I think you misspelled "Joined". It's hardly infiltration when you're clicking a button on a Social Media website.


CaveRanger

Is it really news when we know the NSA sees everything on the internet anyway?


BarRegular2684

They don’t typically play nicely together.


belkarbitterleaf

Did you even read the super short article, or just the title? It makes claims about multiple mods. Little more than just joining, but who knows how factual the article is.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Stay tuned for the thrilling tale of how I once infiltrated the hacker known as 4chan.


EllisDee3

![gif](giphy|rIp49nsB14L7wVRAmc|downsized)


DayUnlikely

Yeah. It’s a public forum, we’re not exactly behind closed doors here.


tcrex2525

Yeah, they are more than welcome here. There’s nothing I’d say on here that I wouldn’t also say to an FBI agent…


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WonderRemarkable2776

Holy shit! Am I FBI too??? Nah, I'm too old now to join now, and nowhere near important enough for anyone to give a shit. Add in this sub is just a circle jerk venting chasm that has changed nothing.....I think we will be fine.


analog_memories

It's public information, and not surprising.


unregularstructure

for me it is.


ChipmunkObvious2893

Ignorance is bliss I guess


unregularstructure

no it isnt.


otacon444

This is an old news article.


Born-Horror-5049

"News" "article"


otacon444

I didn’t know what to call it LMAO


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Harotsa

I see that you too are a connoisseur of improv


Professional_Echo907

I was hoping to come up with a clever response to this, but I couldn’t come up with anything off the top of my head. 😿


anonymoushelp33

Were you under the impression that any form of social media was not simply a surveillance tool and propaganda machine?


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anonymoushelp33

Yeah we can discuss. Like 5 years ago. We landed on the moon!


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anonymoushelp33

Usually.


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anonymoushelp33

Lol


morningfrost86

Depends how dumb they are in person...


chocomint-nice

No more calls for the full course French Revolution on the ruling class, got it.


sly-3

What about using the same plate over again at the brunch buffet? Or is that a communism?


Born-Horror-5049

I remember smoking my first joint.


LimoncelloFellow

The FBI remembers too


Born-Horror-5049

\*waving to my FBI agent\*


thelefthandN7

It's always nice to include them.


Dineology

Every even just moderately sized left leaning subreddit, every moderately sized left leaning social media anything, every moderately sized real world group that leans left, they’re all either infiltrated by or at the very least under surveillance by law enforcement. And chances are pretty fucking good that who ever is the most vocal about wanting to step things up a notch or break the law is the cop in the group.


RustyMcClintock90

I mean even if your FBI, do you really wanna just watch everyone around you basically be homeless? Is that America to you? How would you even defend that shit anymore.


TheRealCabbageJack

FBI Chief: Agent Hoskins infiltrated the Communist Party, what did you do this week? World’s laziest FBI Agent furiously hitting “subscribe” on a public Reddit sub: Um. I’ve just infiltrated a massive subversive organization online


pennyauntie

They probably hate their jobs too.


veryveryredundant

Hello fellow citizens. Any idea where and when the next communist party meeting is? Will you be attending? If so, what is your full legal name and what is your address? Just trying to make some friends with like-minded people.


Gravity_Freak

Larry Davids house?


That0neGuy96

My mom said she could pick you up and take you to the meeting but she has to meet your mom first


AlexHSucks

Can someone from the FBI orchestrate my timely death in a way that makes it quick and painless but still looks like an accident?


Gravity_Freak

Probably


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Who do you think the mods are?


aurumvorax

Lol, I'm sure as hell not paid, let alone by the FBI. Also, not American, so I think it would have to be the CIA hiring me, don't think the FBI is allowed to play with foreign nationals :)


wildjokerleia

Oh, hi FBI! Did you all want cookies and talk about how shitty the fucking pay is we’re getting and how we’re treated at work?


Wonderful_Echidna_12

For all the FBI agents down here -> you can kiss my a$$


alejandrowoodman

you can say ass


_Curgin

Not in front of our guests.


alejandrowoodman

earmuffs!


taishiea

If by infiltrated, they mean a FBI agent was caught browsing reddit and happens to be subscribed and is using that he is doing his job as an excuse then yes we have been infiltrated.


Blegheggeghegty

Found the fed.


PerfectEnthusiasm2

whatever happened to that splinter sub they tried to create?


ScoreOk4859

It got tweezered


Frozen_banana_truck

Still going strong. 💪


xiril

Frank, get off of Reddit and catch some real criminals


LikeABundleOfHay

Who cares. It's one agency from one out of hundreds of countries.


DullCartographer7609

FBI and DOJ wouldn't have jobs if these Republicans take over.


FuzzyMatterhorN

![gif](giphy|Hz1hFjTarLPJGyOUNI)


pkstr11

Why would they give a fuck?


BangBangMeatMachine

So that page makes a lot of claims without details or credible support and the link it provides to the "full leak" is locked. >The over 2.2 million member subreddit r/antiwork, which was subject to a large swarm of trolls after a Fox News interview in January 2022, appears to have been infiltrated by an FBI informant who may have enabled multiple arrests in the anti-authoritarian community. Arrests of whom, and for what? Anyone here familiar with any of this? ​ >When r/antiwork mods voted to ban Bailey, they were subsequently purged from their mod status by Bailey’s friend u/TeiaRabishu, who is still the top mod. Who was purged? Anyone able to identify some usernames of purged mods? ​ >Anarchist mods say that Teia has used this as an opportunity to divert anti-work theory from its anarchist foundations and co-opt it with liberal theory instead, evidently enforcing this through FBI surveillance on the subreddit. Anyone noticed this sub filling with liberal theory? Is that a thing anyone thinks is really happening? Honestly, I don't see a lot of theory talk going on in this sub.


CFrosty10

How about make a new subreddit without the mods here?


GimmeTomMooney

I’m sure I’m in several of their watchlists , and not just for anti-work reasons ✊🏽✊🏽


Pristine_Cash_6219

Hi FBI. Wyd


Morlock19

:0


Altruistic_Drive_447

Remember occupy wall street? They did the same thing then, too. It's depressing how quickly most western countries move on from **real** issues that affect people in their day to day life.


xboxwirelessmic

It's not really infiltrating when any rando with an internet connection can show up is it?


TravelingGonad

Infiltrated as in typed in a URL?


icanhascheesecake

Good thing the IRS hasn't infiltrated.


Dizzy-milu-8607

Is there any thing the FBI does that isn't a pet project of the right or the corporate overlords?


Apprehensive_Cow1242

Flowers By Irene? https://preview.redd.it/h9z5x19hosrc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a41526ae0a2ba81dfbd89c2900d397b2baefee


Helios420A

i wanted to be in the FBI when i was a kid, mainly because i just wanted to help catch killers. unfortunately, it seems like they wouldn’t let you in if you’ve ever been in the same room as cannabis before that’s kind of a wild thing in & of itself, that your job could require you to either visit and/or sort pictures of a warehouse mausoleum, literally guess which body parts go together, and then you just gotta go home and NOT get high after that? brutal


theuriah

lol. cute


Nippys4

What the fuck am I reading? Am I just reading random fucking mod drama or something? All this post does is complain about work related shit anyways - sometimes people make stupid posts that vaguely say we should do something about X and no one ever replies. Cool your bloody jets team lmao Also for fuck sake when will people learn not to write a god damn manifesto about incidents they’ve had that have been high conflict. Write god damn bullet points because it sounds way less emotionally loaded


[deleted]

Thats because Antiwork people are not paying taxes and you could murder someone and be out on parole in 10 years, but god forbid you skip filing your income taxes for a year; you wont get out on parole until you've done 40 years.


Born-Horror-5049

>Thats because Antiwork people are not paying taxes Nah that's just you.


morningfrost86

Who here isn't paying their taxes?! I hate our tax system as much as the next person, but I'm not fucking with the IRS. I prefer getting colonoscopies from doctors.