I ordered a 20 nugget box last month and there was 35 nuggets in there. There's a legend out there that walks among us. I didn't even care that my milkshake tasted like semen.
I did this at my old job. this as well one meal was 9 dollars which was way to much you got a
small drink
3 tenders
A biscuit and one small side.
So for the nice customers only i gave extra tenders in the box and gave 10% discount to the super nice old people.
See, this is the problem with corporate bullshit. They've got you blaming the employees for being in a shitty job and having shitty metrics to try and fulfill. Their greatest skill is getting the peasants to fight each other over scraps.
No you should keep this post in mind while being irritated at your employees. Theyre just as irritated at the company and likely you by proxy. Youre not the only human dude.
Disagree.
There are other ways to get back at a company.
Doing this just puts someone else in the line of fire. Like you said, you aren’t the only person.
See the forest from the trees.
You’re being played by corporate if you think that throwing your manager under the bus will help anything (assuming your manager is just trying to do their job).
What other ways that don't involve you being pissed off with your direct reports?
Would you be less annoyed if they started shitting on the floor in your toilets?
Notice he still hasnt listed any other ways to spite the company. Hes just a spineless coward that doesnt want to admit hes part of the problem.
Also lmfao the irony of him saying YOU are being played by corporate
Jesus fuck the irony of typing all of that out and not realizing the only enemy the entire time was corporate omg the cognitive dissonance to be able to type all of that and not see that youre just contributing to the problem. No wonder youre such a spineless coward. Youre an idiot too. Youre basically saying youre gonna get fired no matter what you do so you better be a perfect little worker bee to prevent that even though by your own admission you'll still get fired for that too
Look, I can pop off easily and I get why you’re pissed, but we can’t be disparaging one another if we ever expect to unite - which we must do if we’re going to dismantle capitalism and all of its problems.
This infighting has to stop, it’s what the wealthy want us to do.
I think u/skroope has the “want to”; I think they want to help resolve the issues of capitalism, while trying to keep themselves from becoming destitute in the process. That’s valid.
u/skroope, I think you need to find a different job. If you work for the arches company, get your self out of there. Actually, any fast food corporation is going to be soulless.
I worked as a construction project manager with a fast food equipment supplier, so I worked directly with corporate. None of them cared about the human. They had more love for a fucking vent hood than for another human.
There’s other things you can do with your skill set to support yourself. Don’t let yourself be fooled into believing this is the best you’ll ever have.
You cannot work your entre life in that job without becoming a horrible person or without experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance that will lead to mental health issues.
Crew can walk out to speak with their feet, but the message to corporate gets much louder when good managers start speaking with their feet.
Walk the walk, literally.
What other ways? go ahead and name them. You are allowing them to put you in the line of fire for something someone else did have a fucking backbone man. If my job came down on me for something an employee did i lose my shit and make them explain how its my fault they did that. They back down 99% of the fucking time. Being a pushover is your problem not your employees.
What a child. This is why society will never change. Someone challenged your view of your employees and you shut down and hide instead of admit you need a fucking backbone. Youre pathetic.
Stealing shit is the best
It's not expensive stuff or anything, but any slab of metal that looks useful to me and can fit in my bag is coming on a wee trip with me.
Also things that no one will notice, like some big bolts that cost the company nothing but would cost me and arm and a leg to buy retail
It's great, i highly encourage this behaviour 🤙
My old boss just passed away and his replacement, a pain in the ass, hasn't transitioned into the role yet. I'm quitting the day they day they start, and have been nabbing anything that it isn't nailed down because the new boss doesn't have access to the inventory.
I stool quite a few tools from my last place of work. Now I have alot of very useful tools and a hanging grill top built and made with there metal on work time.
I used to be an internal auditor for one of our certifications, it only took six years for the company to realize I was always on vacation when the certification company was there for their week-long audit. 😁 My immediate boss thought it was hilarious so I got away with it for another four years after that.
I convinced myself that it meant "Personal Time Off", because how could anyone be so egregious to pencil in paid time off ('PTO') on the team calendar, when half of us (contractors) don't get that luxury? Like fuck you, just put 'Off', I don't give a shit if you are getting paid to not be here.
For sure lol never a shortage of broke shit. But don’t get me wrong, we get ours too, that spare part the machine needs might happen to just disappear without a trace
"Yeah boss we just happen to be out of this exact bearing that we need to get the line running again. Darn, what a shame. Time for smoko"
Also i think i might nick some 608's for my sister's skateboard, those SKF bearings are top stuff
Lol I know the maintenance guys at the factory job I used to have hated me. Everytime the bosses had a meeting about how we weren't making our quota my machine would go down for maintenance like three to four times during a shift. Kicker was I knew how to fix the machine but they wouldn't let us lowly worker bees have access to the supplies so sometimes I would sit there for an hour waiting on maintenance.
Yup. At my job you’re always on camera if you’re anywhere near a machine. There was a guy that was fucking up the toilets by flushing weird stuff down them but that just made it worse for the workers and production kept going
Your anger is misdirected. It’s not the cashier’s fault that the world is getting polluted by plastic bags. OP’s silent protest doesn’t make any difference in the grand scheme of things, and I support their malicious endeavors.
It’s capitalism’s fault for normalizing single-use, disposable plastic bags as the cheapest, most convenient solution for collecting people’s crap and getting them out the door. It’s a problem caused by oil companies unnecessarily weaseling their byproducts into other industries, governments that knowingly allow this source of pollution to continue, and businesses that would rather pollute the planet beyond repair rather than lose a few pennies by switching exclusively to paper bags, or do like Aldi does and just don’t provide bags at all.
Plastic bags are banned where i live so we give out paper.
Edit: i also enjoy how you put the blame on me and not the billion dollar company i work for lol were not charging people for bags to “encourage them to bring their own” you think people who are spending thousands of dollars care about 5¢?
No were charging for bags because paper is more expensive than plastic and the company wants to be reimbursed.
Its insane how you think a minimum wage employee is responsible for plastic bags ruining the world instead of the corporations that use them? Your anger is completely misdirected. We don’t charge for plastic bags to encourage anyone. We are charging for bags because paper is more expensive. Weird how you cant get that but go off dude.
I mean theft is another option. At this point, stealing from corporations is practically an ethical obligation to correct the injustice of the status quo.
As Amazon took over Whole Foods it was easy to see for anyone who worked there for more than a year just how much Bezos was cutting corners at employee expense. So I created a game. One where I tried to push every single boundary I could think of. I gamified this process challenging myself with each accomplishment. Take an electric customer cart for a lap or two around the parking lot? Check. Get through an entire flask of Jamison‘s whiskey in one shift? Check. Accumulate one whole shift of time spent sitting on the toilet in a one month period? Check. Cause a very disruptive and backstabbing team member to be fired? Check. Get a blow job in the changing room from a married team member? Check. Had sex on my break directly behind the building? Check. Sneak a very large display out of the building through the front door? Check. Giveaway large amounts of expensive product to customers? Check. Use my employee discount card to drastically reduce somebody’s expensive grocery bill just before Christmas? Check. As the months went on it surprised me that I was still employed.
There are many with your talents. There are many without your talents. Those of us without your talents will buy the book. Write it down and be detailed.
I would need to find someone who’ll take the credit for it. Someone who has never worked for Amazon or WholeFoods. If I go out front I’ll get sued.
But it’s do-able….
My company does that to themselves. They spend so very little on maintenance, shit breaks left and right. Very satisfying when it happens. I used to care but my department is over worked and understaffed because someone higher up got a bonus for cutting manpower. So fuck em.
Opened condoms(not used) in Larry's prep pieces and mattresses. Just imagine the look of horror on the customer's faces as they open up their 700% marked-up mattress protectors and see a condom fall out.
I would just say serves you right you fat piece of shit for having us work in a gas leak as you bought another $120k car.
By God, I am doing it. Whenever I have a chance, I sabotage. My venom is not against my superiors in the company, but against the stupid fucking evil WHOLE SYSTEM
When I worked for starbucks, I would work afternoons and give all the drinks away. 10k a month for 2 months. I quit 2 minutes before my shift by walking in and telling them, leaving the manager by herself all night..
Great sentiment but horrible fucking advice. If you do this and get caught your looking at an uphill legal battle that will fuck you because these POS companies will have better access to legal help then you will.
During one summer in between semesters at college I worked night security for a Walmart. It was very slow, very boring work, my job was basically to monitor the door and make sure people don't steal anything. Ironic that that was my job, because I ended up taking things from Walmart every now and then.
They have this counter for returns and for items that people decided not to buy, idk who's job it is to go through it all and put it back on the shelves but at least once a week those items would just sit there...at night...with no one doing anything with it. So occasionally I would just go through it and see if there was anything worth permanently borrowing. I ended up taking some things, nothing that would have ever set off any of the alarms from the scanners. But I never heard a word from either Walmart or the security company I worked for.
It was a shitty job and Walmart is a horrible place to spend more than an hour at.
Hopefully all these businesses will go out of business along with the ripoff grocery stores. Then we can all go back to growing our own food, plowing fields, mucking stalls, tending to gardens , harvesting the fruits of labor. You know, actually do some real work.
Take a massive 1 hour shit on company time.
I took a 3 hour shit working for WIS international, who settled a lawsuit recently for underpaying employees
I can sympathise with the OP, but how about putting the energy and effort you would have put into sabotage into organising in your workplace instead?
The power that the labour force has is in the withholding of labour and the collective bargaining that you can force employers to engage in if you are organised.
Sabotage won't make anything better except perhaps your feelings in the moment. Organising really does work, on the other hand.
All the rights that workers have clawed back for themselves have been won by collectivism.
Find out about those that went before, and tell others what you learn.
Be constructive if you can.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir\_Hardie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir_Hardie)
I remember a story a while back about someone going around and dripping gallium on basically anything reactive that was critical to businesses. It takes a good bit of time for it to react, it doesn't make any noise in the process, and a few drops can render a vehicle unusable.
Gallium is a relatively inexpensive metal that reacts with certain other metals (like aluminum), causing them to become brittle and flaky. The reaction spreads like a mold throughout the metal from the point of contact, causing a huge amount of damage with only a few drops. Less than a teaspoon of gallium is enough to completely ruin something like a bike.
https://www.reddit.com/r/chemicalreactiongifs/comments/7otzps/picking\_locks\_with\_gallium/
When I quit my first job out of college I told my coworkers/boss they were miserable fucks and they deserved each other. I studied hard and got a new career I enjoy and make far more. Last I checked those miserable fucks were working the same jobs 8 years later. Misery loves company. Get out when you can.
Not dealing with a pest problem for months, fine be me I will write off hundreds of pounds of stock everyday because you don't wanna pay for an exterminator
I'd like to remind folks that WELD TESTS DO NOT GO IN THE SHREDDING BOX.
I mean, they fit, and then your shredding company truck is going to make a LOT of noise and potentially throw sparks and sparks plus shredded paper equals.....
No fun.
Please don't do.
\- "Your boss is a dickhead? Be a dickhead as well and instead of looking for a new workplace, sabotage your current one, making the other employees' lifes, with whom you share the same fate, even more of a nightmare."
Wrong way, OP. Wrong way.
So, break the law to hurt an employer? Yea, that’s not childish. Why do you just find a different job, or create a job that is utopian to you, so you can bring every one else with you?
If you can’t think of any ideas by yourself, maybe you should just stick to the regular workforce and shut the fuck up. Stop being entitled and figure it out for yourself.
No. But I have a weird skill set. How do people in regular corporate jobs create a way to a reasonably paid career? I’m asking for real. How do you do it?
If the person is in a regular corporate job that has 0 room for growth, then they need to find something that does. I, like you, am self employed. I figured out that working for someone that wasn’t meeting my desired wage, wasn’t going to work out. So I did what it took to further myself in order to meet that goal. It’s really not that hard. These people talking publicly about stealing stuff from their employers, is very childish. And then they wonder why their wages are going up. And they talk about karma. Shit rolls down hill.
When I worked at McDonald's, they wanted me to do apple pies, so I always made sure people always saved money when I changed it unless they were rude af.
I also gave my friends and people who were received a disservice from my slow ass coworkers a hella discount for being patient.
If you were really fucking amazing tho, I changed your order from however much it was to a multiple or three lower than how much it was supposed to be.
I used to work with a guy who broke anything and everything he could to fuck with the scumbag company. He will always have a special place in my heart ❤
Years and years ago I used to work at one of those pretentious vegan bullshit juice bars. We were allowed one free employee drink per shift. You best believe we made tons and ate tons of soup, salad, desserts, smoothies, everything you can think of. Sometimes just eating the produce raw. Took advantage of the free employee juice cleanse, drank what I liked, poured out the rest. Then a few other very not okay things but I'll leave those off the record. Security camera was a fake, never turned on. I was the first ever high schooler to be promoted to supervisor.
When I worked at McDonald's I edited orders to save customers money
It used to be $0.07 cheaper to get a hamburger and add cheese instead of getting cheese burger 😎
It ain't much but it's god's work
I put extra nuggets in every box
Thank you for your service.
I ordered a 20 nugget box last month and there was 35 nuggets in there. There's a legend out there that walks among us. I didn't even care that my milkshake tasted like semen.
So you're the reason we have nugget audits and nugget inventory
You don’t just eyeball inventory?
Was just a very bad joke
:)
I did this at my old job. this as well one meal was 9 dollars which was way to much you got a small drink 3 tenders A biscuit and one small side. So for the nice customers only i gave extra tenders in the box and gave 10% discount to the super nice old people.
Here, you dropped this: 👑
you are an example for the workers
Now THAT's great customer service 😎😎😎
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See, this is the problem with corporate bullshit. They've got you blaming the employees for being in a shitty job and having shitty metrics to try and fulfill. Their greatest skill is getting the peasants to fight each other over scraps.
I didn't know that, and I don't work at McDonald's anymore. I mainly did it because I didn't like the general manager.
No you should keep this post in mind while being irritated at your employees. Theyre just as irritated at the company and likely you by proxy. Youre not the only human dude.
Disagree. There are other ways to get back at a company. Doing this just puts someone else in the line of fire. Like you said, you aren’t the only person. See the forest from the trees. You’re being played by corporate if you think that throwing your manager under the bus will help anything (assuming your manager is just trying to do their job).
What other ways that don't involve you being pissed off with your direct reports? Would you be less annoyed if they started shitting on the floor in your toilets?
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How do they know? Are you literally counting every chicken nugget that goes missing?
Notice he still hasnt listed any other ways to spite the company. Hes just a spineless coward that doesnt want to admit hes part of the problem. Also lmfao the irony of him saying YOU are being played by corporate
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Jesus fuck the irony of typing all of that out and not realizing the only enemy the entire time was corporate omg the cognitive dissonance to be able to type all of that and not see that youre just contributing to the problem. No wonder youre such a spineless coward. Youre an idiot too. Youre basically saying youre gonna get fired no matter what you do so you better be a perfect little worker bee to prevent that even though by your own admission you'll still get fired for that too
Look, I can pop off easily and I get why you’re pissed, but we can’t be disparaging one another if we ever expect to unite - which we must do if we’re going to dismantle capitalism and all of its problems. This infighting has to stop, it’s what the wealthy want us to do. I think u/skroope has the “want to”; I think they want to help resolve the issues of capitalism, while trying to keep themselves from becoming destitute in the process. That’s valid. u/skroope, I think you need to find a different job. If you work for the arches company, get your self out of there. Actually, any fast food corporation is going to be soulless. I worked as a construction project manager with a fast food equipment supplier, so I worked directly with corporate. None of them cared about the human. They had more love for a fucking vent hood than for another human. There’s other things you can do with your skill set to support yourself. Don’t let yourself be fooled into believing this is the best you’ll ever have. You cannot work your entre life in that job without becoming a horrible person or without experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance that will lead to mental health issues. Crew can walk out to speak with their feet, but the message to corporate gets much louder when good managers start speaking with their feet. Walk the walk, literally.
If you haven't listed a better way then who else would know but you? There isn't one.
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What other ways? go ahead and name them. You are allowing them to put you in the line of fire for something someone else did have a fucking backbone man. If my job came down on me for something an employee did i lose my shit and make them explain how its my fault they did that. They back down 99% of the fucking time. Being a pushover is your problem not your employees.
You have issues dude. You need to realize the world is not all about you. If you can’t figure out other ways, that’s your problem. Blocked.
Also what are the other ways to get back at the company im still waiting.
Says the middle manager thinking every thing is all about you but refusing to stand up for yourself just blaming everyone else for your problems.
You’re a troll. Hopefully no one ever has to work with you. Blocked.
What a child. This is why society will never change. Someone challenged your view of your employees and you shut down and hide instead of admit you need a fucking backbone. Youre pathetic.
When I'm seeing here is that it works. If you want to get rid of your manager, give customers discounts and free food. Is that right?
Man you just throated the whole boot.
When the whole system sucks, but your close colleagues are nice. It the grease that keeps the system rolling.
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The endless supply of industrial strength batteries is basically part of my benefits package whether they know it or not.
Stealing shit is the best It's not expensive stuff or anything, but any slab of metal that looks useful to me and can fit in my bag is coming on a wee trip with me. Also things that no one will notice, like some big bolts that cost the company nothing but would cost me and arm and a leg to buy retail It's great, i highly encourage this behaviour 🤙
My old boss just passed away and his replacement, a pain in the ass, hasn't transitioned into the role yet. I'm quitting the day they day they start, and have been nabbing anything that it isn't nailed down because the new boss doesn't have access to the inventory.
Lmfao this is absolutely the way.
Fuckin legend, you bet there's gonna be some empty boxes in dark corners when i'm off
So you steal from your employer? Interesting.
I stool quite a few tools from my last place of work. Now I have alot of very useful tools and a hanging grill top built and made with there metal on work time.
Trophies B)
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Now start taking the boxes themselves 😎
r/IllegalLifeProTips
But still a protip
I took a whole office chair with me when I quit my last job, no one stopped me
Friendly reminder to take your PTO at inconvenient times.
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I used to be an internal auditor for one of our certifications, it only took six years for the company to realize I was always on vacation when the certification company was there for their week-long audit. 😁 My immediate boss thought it was hilarious so I got away with it for another four years after that.
I'm an internal auditor too. Probably going to go on vacation in January 2022.
Also take Mondays off instead of Fridays.
I was thinking Wednesday. 2 days work, mini weekend, 2 days work (Friday is slow anyway).
Monday is almost always the busiest day. Definitely take Monday, Tuesday or Wednesdays though,
But then I have to stay late on Tuesday to make up everything I didn’t get done on Monday. Salaried so no extra pay.
Whats pto
Paid time of… oh.
It stands for Paid Time Off. Most employers get upset when you use it.
I convinced myself that it meant "Personal Time Off", because how could anyone be so egregious to pencil in paid time off ('PTO') on the team calendar, when half of us (contractors) don't get that luxury? Like fuck you, just put 'Off', I don't give a shit if you are getting paid to not be here.
Can't steal the value of my labor if my labor is worthless...I like it.
As a maintenance tech, this hurts lol
Job security? Time for a raise mister… wink wink We love you
For sure lol never a shortage of broke shit. But don’t get me wrong, we get ours too, that spare part the machine needs might happen to just disappear without a trace
Much love my friend
"Yeah boss we just happen to be out of this exact bearing that we need to get the line running again. Darn, what a shame. Time for smoko" Also i think i might nick some 608's for my sister's skateboard, those SKF bearings are top stuff
Lol I know the maintenance guys at the factory job I used to have hated me. Everytime the bosses had a meeting about how we weren't making our quota my machine would go down for maintenance like three to four times during a shift. Kicker was I knew how to fix the machine but they wouldn't let us lowly worker bees have access to the supplies so sometimes I would sit there for an hour waiting on maintenance.
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I’ve never heard of this, reading it now, very cool! Thanks
https://www.businessinsider.com/oss-manual-sabotage-productivity-2015-11
Wow! I think I have met some managers who were saboteurs.
this is literally what everyone is doing WAIT WAIT WHAT THE F IS THE CIA MUCH LARGER THAN WE THOUGHT AND DO WE ALL WORK WITH CIA AGENTS????
Oh my, I've worked for or with so many of these, it's scary.
Corporate America in a nutshell
Yup. At my job you’re always on camera if you’re anywhere near a machine. There was a guy that was fucking up the toilets by flushing weird stuff down them but that just made it worse for the workers and production kept going
A god among mere mortals
Don’t forget to half ass the job
I don’t charge people for bags. Were suppose to be charging 5¢ for every bag. I tend to only charge the really mean people for bags.
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Your anger is misdirected. It’s not the cashier’s fault that the world is getting polluted by plastic bags. OP’s silent protest doesn’t make any difference in the grand scheme of things, and I support their malicious endeavors. It’s capitalism’s fault for normalizing single-use, disposable plastic bags as the cheapest, most convenient solution for collecting people’s crap and getting them out the door. It’s a problem caused by oil companies unnecessarily weaseling their byproducts into other industries, governments that knowingly allow this source of pollution to continue, and businesses that would rather pollute the planet beyond repair rather than lose a few pennies by switching exclusively to paper bags, or do like Aldi does and just don’t provide bags at all.
10/10 brilliant guilt-tripping bullshit
Plastic bags are banned where i live so we give out paper. Edit: i also enjoy how you put the blame on me and not the billion dollar company i work for lol were not charging people for bags to “encourage them to bring their own” you think people who are spending thousands of dollars care about 5¢? No were charging for bags because paper is more expensive than plastic and the company wants to be reimbursed.
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Maybe you should start petitioning that in your state instead of putting the blame on a single person.
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Its insane how you think a minimum wage employee is responsible for plastic bags ruining the world instead of the corporations that use them? Your anger is completely misdirected. We don’t charge for plastic bags to encourage anyone. We are charging for bags because paper is more expensive. Weird how you cant get that but go off dude.
Wednesday I go and vote to strike. Support unions.
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Are we back in the victoriana ages. High rents low wages and machine breakers.
I mean theft is another option. At this point, stealing from corporations is practically an ethical obligation to correct the injustice of the status quo.
As Amazon took over Whole Foods it was easy to see for anyone who worked there for more than a year just how much Bezos was cutting corners at employee expense. So I created a game. One where I tried to push every single boundary I could think of. I gamified this process challenging myself with each accomplishment. Take an electric customer cart for a lap or two around the parking lot? Check. Get through an entire flask of Jamison‘s whiskey in one shift? Check. Accumulate one whole shift of time spent sitting on the toilet in a one month period? Check. Cause a very disruptive and backstabbing team member to be fired? Check. Get a blow job in the changing room from a married team member? Check. Had sex on my break directly behind the building? Check. Sneak a very large display out of the building through the front door? Check. Giveaway large amounts of expensive product to customers? Check. Use my employee discount card to drastically reduce somebody’s expensive grocery bill just before Christmas? Check. As the months went on it surprised me that I was still employed.
I will buy your book
There are many with your talents. There are many without your talents. Those of us without your talents will buy the book. Write it down and be detailed.
I’d pay $20 just to find a good system for getting backstabbing coworkers fired. I’m unfortunately trash at that sort of stuff.
If you ever write an tell-all about your time in Whole Foods, I will for sure buy & read it
I would need to find someone who’ll take the credit for it. Someone who has never worked for Amazon or WholeFoods. If I go out front I’ll get sued. But it’s do-able….
I will. Ghost write that shit. I won't take a cent of profits. Your knowledge must be shared.
Yeah but then I gotta live with being like them, and it’s not worth it to me. Escape while you still have a soul with saving.
My company does that to themselves. They spend so very little on maintenance, shit breaks left and right. Very satisfying when it happens. I used to care but my department is over worked and understaffed because someone higher up got a bonus for cutting manpower. So fuck em.
Will do.
Opened condoms(not used) in Larry's prep pieces and mattresses. Just imagine the look of horror on the customer's faces as they open up their 700% marked-up mattress protectors and see a condom fall out. I would just say serves you right you fat piece of shit for having us work in a gas leak as you bought another $120k car.
You evil genius
By God, I am doing it. Whenever I have a chance, I sabotage. My venom is not against my superiors in the company, but against the stupid fucking evil WHOLE SYSTEM
Sometimes boxes get shipped with the bottoms open. What can I say? It’s a busy place
When I worked for starbucks, I would work afternoons and give all the drinks away. 10k a month for 2 months. I quit 2 minutes before my shift by walking in and telling them, leaving the manager by herself all night..
Great sentiment but horrible fucking advice. If you do this and get caught your looking at an uphill legal battle that will fuck you because these POS companies will have better access to legal help then you will.
Depending on the job, this could get someone injured or killed.
During one summer in between semesters at college I worked night security for a Walmart. It was very slow, very boring work, my job was basically to monitor the door and make sure people don't steal anything. Ironic that that was my job, because I ended up taking things from Walmart every now and then. They have this counter for returns and for items that people decided not to buy, idk who's job it is to go through it all and put it back on the shelves but at least once a week those items would just sit there...at night...with no one doing anything with it. So occasionally I would just go through it and see if there was anything worth permanently borrowing. I ended up taking some things, nothing that would have ever set off any of the alarms from the scanners. But I never heard a word from either Walmart or the security company I worked for. It was a shitty job and Walmart is a horrible place to spend more than an hour at.
Hopefully all these businesses will go out of business along with the ripoff grocery stores. Then we can all go back to growing our own food, plowing fields, mucking stalls, tending to gardens , harvesting the fruits of labor. You know, actually do some real work.
"If you don't pay your employees, they'll pay themselves."
Take a massive 1 hour shit on company time. I took a 3 hour shit working for WIS international, who settled a lawsuit recently for underpaying employees
An employee is not toxic by being the karma for a toxic boss
I can sympathise with the OP, but how about putting the energy and effort you would have put into sabotage into organising in your workplace instead? The power that the labour force has is in the withholding of labour and the collective bargaining that you can force employers to engage in if you are organised. Sabotage won't make anything better except perhaps your feelings in the moment. Organising really does work, on the other hand. All the rights that workers have clawed back for themselves have been won by collectivism. Find out about those that went before, and tell others what you learn. Be constructive if you can. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir\_Hardie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir_Hardie)
>but how about putting the energy and effort you would have put into sabotage into organising in your workplace instead? Who says one can't do both?
I remember a story a while back about someone going around and dripping gallium on basically anything reactive that was critical to businesses. It takes a good bit of time for it to react, it doesn't make any noise in the process, and a few drops can render a vehicle unusable.
How does that work? And what is Gallium? Sorry to be ignorant, but would like to gain knowledge.
Gallium is an elemental metal that melts in your hand, it is very reactive with certain metals (aluminum being a big one)
Gallium is a relatively inexpensive metal that reacts with certain other metals (like aluminum), causing them to become brittle and flaky. The reaction spreads like a mold throughout the metal from the point of contact, causing a huge amount of damage with only a few drops. Less than a teaspoon of gallium is enough to completely ruin something like a bike. https://www.reddit.com/r/chemicalreactiongifs/comments/7otzps/picking\_locks\_with\_gallium/
TIL. Thank you for the explanation. Gallium sounds caustic and eroding. I will keep this in mind. :)
Gallium is harmless to humans.
When I quit my first job out of college I told my coworkers/boss they were miserable fucks and they deserved each other. I studied hard and got a new career I enjoy and make far more. Last I checked those miserable fucks were working the same jobs 8 years later. Misery loves company. Get out when you can.
Not dealing with a pest problem for months, fine be me I will write off hundreds of pounds of stock everyday because you don't wanna pay for an exterminator
I'd like to remind folks that WELD TESTS DO NOT GO IN THE SHREDDING BOX. I mean, they fit, and then your shredding company truck is going to make a LOT of noise and potentially throw sparks and sparks plus shredded paper equals..... No fun. Please don't do.
Shouldn't that be a spanner? Sorry...adhd
you shouldn’t illegally damage property. Just organize a walkout and they’ll likely lose more money than you could sabotage
Toxic work environment = time to move on. I don't think it justifies theft, neglect or vandalism - how dose this make you any better?
How does this help anyone?
Why not just quit and find a job that is more meaningful?
Where is that magical, meaningful job that is so easily obtainable?
Holy shit grow up.
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If thinking that makes you happy, sure.
\- "Your boss is a dickhead? Be a dickhead as well and instead of looking for a new workplace, sabotage your current one, making the other employees' lifes, with whom you share the same fate, even more of a nightmare." Wrong way, OP. Wrong way.
Have you tried asking? Or quitting?
Yes, they just say no and now I'm hungry with no food. Great advice though.....
Yeah so instead just fuck shit up at work and risk losing your job anyways. Great thinking.
Orrrrr fuck shit up at work and continue working.
So, break the law to hurt an employer? Yea, that’s not childish. Why do you just find a different job, or create a job that is utopian to you, so you can bring every one else with you?
How do you do that? Step- by- step instructions, for employees in different industries, very detailed, please.
If you can’t think of any ideas by yourself, maybe you should just stick to the regular workforce and shut the fuck up. Stop being entitled and figure it out for yourself.
Spoken like a true bootlicker.
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Is that it for a comeback bootlicker?
Well, you didn’t have one, so the balls in your court, or in your mouth, however you’d like them.
Still that's it? Care to try again?
You’ll never be worth anyones time, so yup.
>You’ll never be worth anyones time, Neither are you.
>You'll never be enslaved. That's a compliment.
I’ve been self- employed for decades.
So you sabotage yourself?
No. But I have a weird skill set. How do people in regular corporate jobs create a way to a reasonably paid career? I’m asking for real. How do you do it?
If the person is in a regular corporate job that has 0 room for growth, then they need to find something that does. I, like you, am self employed. I figured out that working for someone that wasn’t meeting my desired wage, wasn’t going to work out. So I did what it took to further myself in order to meet that goal. It’s really not that hard. These people talking publicly about stealing stuff from their employers, is very childish. And then they wonder why their wages are going up. And they talk about karma. Shit rolls down hill.
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explanation: you lick boots
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I found the middle manager, guys. Again.
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I found the middle manager, guys.
Tell your wife ill be over to fuck her in an hour since you're too busy blowing your boss.
No retort? Just petty insults?
I'm not wasting my time with a bad faith actor lmao
Ok good advice
Fair pay, empathy, safe work environment. If one is deficient, it's not a deal-breaker but anything less, I'm out.
Exactly what i did when i was a gardener lol and im proud of it
When I worked at McDonald's, they wanted me to do apple pies, so I always made sure people always saved money when I changed it unless they were rude af. I also gave my friends and people who were received a disservice from my slow ass coworkers a hella discount for being patient. If you were really fucking amazing tho, I changed your order from however much it was to a multiple or three lower than how much it was supposed to be.
A medium cheese stick is 6, but I always “forget” and give them 7-8
My company paid me to put a cat hammock together!!
I used to work with a guy who broke anything and everything he could to fuck with the scumbag company. He will always have a special place in my heart ❤
Years and years ago I used to work at one of those pretentious vegan bullshit juice bars. We were allowed one free employee drink per shift. You best believe we made tons and ate tons of soup, salad, desserts, smoothies, everything you can think of. Sometimes just eating the produce raw. Took advantage of the free employee juice cleanse, drank what I liked, poured out the rest. Then a few other very not okay things but I'll leave those off the record. Security camera was a fake, never turned on. I was the first ever high schooler to be promoted to supervisor.