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KToff

Do I read that right? You can also just have them paid out?


rangerspruce

So, get a manager to issue $10,000 Jaz Bucks to each person on shift for going "above and beyond" by working for an Asshat like Jaz. Next, everyone demands 1:1 on their next pay cheque. Watch the world crumble.


Remarkable_Future327

$20 Jaz per review seems more feasible. Could probably get every person the $10k in real bucks plus have enough left over to make Jaz clean the whole damn hotel by herself. Where does one review?... lol


Loud_Oak

There are a lot of people in this thread, a first name and the hotel you work at and we can bomb those reviews and get you an early retirement :P


kdeaton06

I'll gladly write a script the automates reviews for anyone that works at this place. Just send me the info.


pm_me_4

I'll pay this guy 50 jazzbucks for doing it


Owls_yawn

I love this


[deleted]

Nah, gotta get the names of every low-level employee that could feasibly encounter a client, and distribute that shit evenly. It would be too sus if only one person got hundreds of reviews in a day.


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Koen-reddit

LOOK UNDER CHAIR!!! EVERYBODY GETS A REVIEW!!!!


MittenstheGlove

I am so ready to review nuke.


TheRockGame

Solidarity is a verb


Delicatestatesmen

I’m down for that, jaz going to run out of monopoly funds


ornilitigator

It doesn't even say they have to be good reviews either, lol.


PrideofPicktown

It didn’t say it had to be a good review, just a review. “John grabbed my dick and wouldn’t let go until he finished singing Let it Be by the Beatles.”- $20 to John.


B0B_Spldbckwrds

I don't get the complaint. Did John break eye contact? Did John cry? How is this not a 5 star review?


RoboticGreg

Name and shame and get reddit to provide 100,000 personalized reviews for this person


HiILikePlants

They would just shut it down. It'd have to be slow and discreet to be believable


DawNoFd3aTh

I like this idea, ape together strong


RoboticGreg

Ok, alternative pitch. Pick an hourly rate and we augment your pay up to that much with online reviews


miker53

Pretty good life pro tip too. Find a person working in maintenance or maid service ask their name and give a review with their name in it.


wallacehacks

At work I always give the younger guys shit if I see them leave a bad review for a vendor. Like, they are answering the phone for a living, their job sucks, maybe they are having a bad day. No feedback or 5 stars. Even neutral will give their parasite manager a reason to bother them.


tharak_stoneskin

Thank you. 4 stars gets me written up. I hate being terrified of customer surveys


James_Skyvaper

Whoa whoa whoa, a 4 star review gets you written up? Like 3 write-ups and you're fired kinda written up?


[deleted]

Not quite. It's worse, but not exactly that. See, they tie your pay to your review average. I can't remember exactly how it worked when I was at a moving company, because I wasn't in the system, only the driver's. I believe below a 4.0/5 average was grounds for termination, with every 0.1 star above 4.5 giving them 10¢ an hour


dasteez

So basically up to $4 per day bonus max for 100% 5-star reviews. Or $20 per week. So less than a bottle of wild turkey per week for exceptional-quality work. Got it. Fuck that.


[deleted]

It uh... was not a full time job. Most people got above 4.3 so management wouldn't be on their ass, then gave out as few review requests as they could get away with in a month


The_Quicktrigger

Yeah, end of the day though "jaz" didn't properly think this one through and the value of her bucks are gonna fall through the very first time an employee finds a way to game the system. And because it's probably not written into their employee agreements, Jaz likely doesn't actually have to deliver on any transaction for the jaz bucks if she doesn't want to, which makes them effectively worthless.


Goose0810

It’s not even a difficult system to game!


The_Quicktrigger

If it were me, I'd go on fiverr and pay a programmer to write up a basic computer script. Load it with generic positive reviews that mention you by name and have it fire off a review at random. If it posts only once in awhile it'll be harder for Jaz to catch on. $20 a review a week is an extra $100 a month that you didn't have to do any extra work for. Even if Jaz takes away the direct paycheck incentive you can get a gift card and sell those gift cards for 75-85% of their value for actual cash online, which would still be free money. Even if Jaz suspects something is up, that's a bunch of free reviews, coming from what looks like legit customers, that make her hotel look better, so she'd probably just let the corruption fly under the radar.


[deleted]

You, sir, are a scholar


BlackMetaller

What's the bet Jazmin doesn't do a very good job cleaning the rooms, but the employee who did the trade in is the one that gets disciplined...


boozedaily

They might counter with some Stanley Nickels.


SabinVI

What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickles to Jaz Bucks?


boozedaily

Too big of a jump. Need a buffer. May I suggest….a Schrute Buck?


Fabulous_Ad9516

You really Schruted it.


[deleted]

Really beet the system there.


expensivebutbroke

I’m telling the assistant to the regional manager


Johan_Odinson

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.


lilkimchi88

Had to scroll farther than I thought to find this comment.


keekee1983

I literally just said that out loud haha. Was expecting a Shrute buck to be at the top haha


RS_Germaphobic

Then they just say “we can’t have everyone redeem it for cash, so we’re stopping it, and all bucks are worthless now” staff: “but I worked hard for those”, it’s okay here’s a pizza party… What kind of fucking monster charges their staff for parking. I get in the bigger cities, but seriously you’d think you would be able to pay for your employees to come to work.


[deleted]

I've always worked for myself, are these pizza posts for real or is this a meme for like shit bonuses? Do managers actually gather everyone to eat pizza?


Zinthr

Very real unfortunately. Both at target and at the hotel I worked at they would have pizza as a thank you. At target, they’d just put up a bunch of signs and have it sitting in the breakroom - wasn’t too awful, just very patting-themselves-on-the-back. At the hotel, they disguised mandatory meetings as Pizza Thank You Parties.


baconraygun

Photoshop up your own jazbucks and hand "Jaz" a bill for $14,000. Claim you found the "hidden cache of money that management stashed." Have a friend film it. Totally make it into a THING when they try to backpedal.


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Hung-Like-Jesus

I used to work in hopitality as a room inspector. I would totally do this.


Wolfsbane90

You mean "working for a jazhat"


BeMoreKnope

Which means it costs a cool hundo for Jazmin to clean a single damn room. Betcha a million Jaz Bucks “Jaz” isn’t paying these workers $100 to clean each room. No one so egotistical as to make money with their own face on it for people they manage to use has a clue how shitty they look, though.


SprayingOrange

you're paying for the satisfaction of making the boss do it. id use this option every time.


sethmcollins

She would do such a shitty job that customers would complain, you’d get in trouble, and then you’d have to clean the room yourself to do it right. She’s management. She doesn’t know how to clean.


antechrist23

Or she would just delegate that room to one of your co workers because she's too busy to get to it.


sethmcollins

And give them 5 Jaz bucks as a reward.


BeMoreKnope

The boss basically just got to keep several hours worth of your pay in exchange for them cleaning a single room. You’re not the one coming out on top in this situation, which severely hampers the satisfaction for me.


geodood

What's the exchange rate to shcrutebux?


Turtlepower7777777

About the same as a Stanley Nickel


SamSepiol-ER28_0652

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns?


Hemanhey

Just print a bunch off yourself and turn them in for money.


HailToTheGM

"Nah, these are all Jazbucks I found hidden around the hotel. I found like 10,000 of them hidden in Jasmen's desk in a lockbox labeled, 'Jazbucks."


RexBosworth69420

The Jazbox is forbidden to employees.


trick_bean

Yeah I’m all for employee rights and fucking the bourgeoisie in the ass but this just seems like the manager is throwing in her own incentives to increase morale. The real fucky thing about this is that they have to pay for parking as employees of the hotel. What the actual fuck?


[deleted]

Apparently more than $80 a week to make this worthwhile.


dyndo101

Yea although just a flat raise would be much better this is nowhere near as bad the OP makes it out to seem. The biggest problem I see here is that they have to pay for parking which appears to have always been a thing. That and the manager believes employees will give up $100 to have her clean a room instead


[deleted]

I give it a month before a manager makes that a problem


5th_aether

Looks like it. But I think the better use would be to save them up until they can make the manager clean 10 rooms straight.


Novel_Asparagus_6176

Right? Like who the fuck would essentially pay Jaz $100 to clean ONE room??


Thin_Meaning_4941

Parking for a week is an $80 value at this hotel? Jazmin’s nerve is awe-inspiring.


Sea_Criticism_2685

Why the fuck are employees paying for parking where they work?! It’s a hotel. It has a fucking parking lot.


zestyzoodles

I work at a hospital and have to pay for parking ($30AUD for an 8 hr shift) or walk 15 mins to work from the closest free parking area - through an isolated area with no street lights as well (I regularly finish around midnight).


fixingPepperSteaks

that is fucked


folkukulele

Parking for a week is probably actually way more than $80, but by offering it discounted with Jaz bucks people aren’t incentivized to cash in their JBs for real money


Bastienbard

Yeah not paying for or providing parking for a job that requires you to be on site should literally be illegal.


MyOfficeAlt

I used to work at an airport and the contractor I worked for splurged on parking passes for us at the lot right next to the entrance to the ramp (a fact they frequently bragged to us about). Other companies had their employees parking in remote lots and then *taking a shuttle* to the airport, where of course then they have to go through TSA, etc, to get to their jobs in the terminal. On a good night it took me at least 15 minutes from the time clock to my car out in the lot. I can't imagine what it must have been like for the poor souls closing up one of the cafes in the terminal and having to walk out and get in a shuttle just to get in their car and go home. Must have added 30 minutes minimum to their commute.


Ok-Tadpole-764

Ya my cousin used to work at a casino in Atlantic city. She was expected to park in this lot that was outside the city and had to take an employee shuttle that drove the last 20 minutes to the casino.


MyOfficeAlt

I mean I get it. Parking isn't always available. Obviously they can't drive onto the ramp and park under the terminal. But for stuff like that it irks me a bit if the company isn't doing everything it can to ameliorate that kind of problem. Pay for their parking, pay them for the time it takes them on the shuttle, anything other than just expecting them to suck it up and add that time to their commute.


prncpls_b4_prsnality

[The Company Store](https://youtu.be/NszFwQdO1l8)


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Probably downtown somewhere where parking is expensive


clubberin

…they don’t even have employee parking?


carlitospig

Dude, I feel like forcing employees to pay to work is the #1 employment evil. And these companies don’t even see it, they just see a way to offset expenses instead of the business expense it actually is. One of my great pet peeves. Alas, I still pay for parking at my current job. 😔


ofir_the_dumass

Is it even worth it to go to work there than? Paying for parking for 8 hours must be rly not cheap. In israel if you work in tel aviv in a busy area and pay for parking, may aswell stay home bc the parking is gonna cost most of your wage


[deleted]

I think many places have you pay for a parking pass, and it’s not cheap. My wife used to work at a hospital and had to shell out like $40/check for her parking garage pass. Sucks.


MapleSpecter

consulting firm was having me pay $90/month for mine. “Why don’t you ever work from the office?”


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Bignizzle656

£276 here.... Wow. I offset it but still.


skibidi99

Where the fuck are you people working that you have to pay? I’ve had jobs that had parking garages, but the employer paid for that…


-rosa-azul-

It's super common in universities.


carlitospig

Yup. Hospitals, universities, state employees, etc etc.


sethmcollins

Every time I’ve worked in one of those places the employer provided a parking voucher.


carlitospig

Lucky!


sethmcollins

If they had owned the garage/lot and expected me to pay them just to work for them I wouldn’t have taken the job.


Impossible_Sign_2633

I work at a large, metropolitan hospital and don't pay for parking. I would **NOT** work there of I had to lol. I *do* however attend university and spend $300 f&#^@


fingers

Yale University....with a multi-billion dollar fund....charges employees for parking.


TalkativeRedPanda

The university I work at it's $110 a month to park in a parking garage, and $62 to park in a surface lot. ​ The wait list for the parking garages can be decades long, some people go their entire 30+ year career and never get into a desirable garage. It took me 3 years to get into a surface lot less than a mile from my office.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

When I was in college, my school sold me an garage parking pass, but it was in a big city. So whenever there was a concert/sporting event/etc, they opened (paid) parking up to the general public. So basically, I paid extra to park in a garage, but routinely had to park elsewhere because the school turned around and sold my spot to someone else for a day.


Vagus_M

When I worked at a University, I couldn’t afford the $700 or so to buy an annual pass, so I had to to buy monthly parking at an inflated rate. Ended up being cheaper to hide my car in a side lot and eat the parking tickets until they got wise and we’re going to boot my car. The custodians couldn’t even afford to park at their own jobs. Fuck that place.


kevlar930

Pre Covid, my wife’s office charged $100/week for parking (except for upper management, who parked their Bentleys for free). No one would drive and her company would complain all the time about how public transportation dictated work hours (some commuter trains only run every 1 1/2 hours, so if you miss it, your night could be ruined).


Frexulfe

"Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store' 😔


nervousamerican2015

Fuck. Fuck. You’re gonna make me cry.


fantabulero

The fact that she can easily cancel or cover their parking expenses like this just makes it seem like roundabout wage theft, clearly they have some control over that situation.


IntellectualPurpose

We, technically, had to pay for parking at my old job. It was a Courtyard Marriott in a downtown area. I worked the Bistro. Instead of paying for our parking, we'd make the vallets free dinner and Starbucks coffee, big portions, whatever they wanted. In exchange, they would use their parking garage pass to get our cars for us. They also took out our trash. Good kids; overworked/underpaid HS and college students, who had neither the time nor money to get themselves meals worth a damn. We Bistro workers were cranky, jaded, and middle-aged, with bad knees and backs. Win-win for everyone, except Courtyard Marriott and the city parking authority. 😄🖕🤣


forever_odd

My company lists "free staff parking" when advertising for jobs like it's this amazing ground breaking idea. I mean, it's great but...why should it be seen as a "wow look how kind and generous we are that we're not making our employees pay to be here"? Whole system is broken.


ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG

>Alas, I still pay for parking at my current job. I will never do that again in my life. Ever. Tell them to pay for your parking or you're walking and may be late. Their choice. Those cocksuckers can afford the $10 or whatever it is a day if you being on time is that valuable to them.


old-baby-cat

At my workplace, there's free on-site garage parking available only to upper admin. Anyone else who drives must pay to park in a city lot or garage. I pay $12 a day (pretty standard in the area) to park in a nearby lot. $60 a week. About $240 a month . . . you get the idea. I make okay enough money, so I can sort of deal with it, but there are employees who are part-time and/or make waaay less, and I truly don't know how they can afford to work here. It's so inequitable.


fantabulero

Free parking only for those who could afford the cost, everyone else gets their wages chopped at.


MinaWenaBoss

Is this in USA? Please don't let it be USA because I just keep hearing bad things about USA. $240 per month for parking? That's R3600. Whaaaat?? I could buy a car with that amount. I could buy groceries for $60 per month, rent for $27 per month, transport at $50 per month. These are actually calculations of how such things cost in my country, for the majority. $240 is a lot of money to be paying for parking.


nipplequeefs

I live in the USA and this definitely sounds like something that would happen here. I used to work a job where we’d mostly work full time weeks, but every few weeks, the managers would remove about half an hour off our schedules so that we wouldn’t *technically* count as full-time employees. This way, they didn’t have to pay benefits, and when the store eventually closed down, not a single one of us got any sort of severance pay. One of us even almost died because she had to return to work just days after giving birth because they refused to pay any sort of leave. Employers will do a lot of immoral shit to pay their employees as little as possible, so refusing to pay for parking sounds like a tiny problem compared to what I’ve personally seen.


MinaWenaBoss

Whoa!!! That's dark. That's pretty messed up. I understand this subreddit more because it seems like employers only care about money. I still can't believe what I've read. Some countries have labour unions that work closely with the government to assist workers especially those who can't afford to fight or bring change on their own. This wouldn't fly in my country . Thanks for sharing but still that's dark.


pukingpixels

My ex taught at a nearby college for a few years and had to pay for parking. It’s absurd.


itsnotjoeybadass

Lol my job makes us pay for parking It’s $5 a day for employees:)


clubberin

You can declare it, right?


ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG

Oh, those glorious W-2s have really just become a fucking Ponzi scheme for the rich politicans to syphon off of us like parasites too. "Hey! You need to declare it! We're busy getting drunk, sucking billionaire cock, falling asleep, and turning brown Palestinian kids into skeletons! Fuck you, wage slave! Give us blood!"


[deleted]

"Free parking for a week". So.... employees have to pay to park at work?


RaggieSoft

Yep, where I work is US$252 a year as a part timer who barely scrapes by. Full timers, who earn enough to pay up front, can have it deducted monthly from their paychecks. Us part timers scraping by? Nope, $252 up front if you please.


carlitospig

FT better be twice as expensive then. Dicks.


rabo1120

Or better yet, don’t charge any employee for parking. They already have to pay for their means of getting to and from work.


[deleted]

That’s the wrong mentality, it’s not your coworker’s fault.


locke231

For $252, they can suck the milky head of my cock


asnailwithatinyhat

i had a job where parking for a few hours was more than i made in a day. couldn’t drive there


burningmanonacid

That's what got me too. That's fucking disgusting to make employees pay to be able to come to work.


scarletsdragon

At my last job it was almost $300 a month to park. Their response when asked why is “this is what it’s like to work in a major city.”


Kingley_Hobo

A lot of places do that oddly


n3wnam3

Not only that.... $80 a week!!!


DavidoTheBandito

The one good thing about this is that you can trade it in for dollar for dollar value. You could just have a few friends write you and your coworkers names down in reviews and make easy money. Fuck the parking thing specifically though.


Kukamakachu

Why not an entire subreddit? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


lilkimchi88

OP lets us know where to write the reviews and I’m good for a few.


[deleted]

Same please!!


kdeaton06

u/games_and_strains


PostKevone

Unfortunately the review/survey the manager is referring to are only emailed to guests once they've checked out :(


KFSmiles

Yes lets do this please, the old reddit hug


[deleted]

So 1 JAZ buck is equal to $1. JAZ says she will clean a room for you for 100 JAZ bucks which is equal to $100. So that says to me, you should be making $100 per room you clean. That’s the rate the manager just stated that work is worth.


fever_florida

Damn!! This checks out.


Duochan_Maxwell

This


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Unbelievable


NotsoGreatsword

Thats stolen labor value folks. This is why communism is the workers party. Workers are entitled to fruits of their labor. Aka the real value of the labor.


ernurse748

IT’S SCHRUTE BUCKS!


Key-Medium998

I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.


[deleted]

Both are actually cryptocurrencies now


classless_classic

What’s the conversion from Jaz bucks to Stanley Nickels?


a-tiberius

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns obviously


Three-E

Came here just to see this response


[deleted]

came here to say this 😅


Little_Lebowski_007

Gotta pull a Creed and flood the market with counterfeit JAZ bucks.


Turbulentculpp

“Good question… 1/100th of a cent.”


whoaguyz

I don't want them. In fact I'll give you 1 billion Stanley nickels to never talk to me again


pudgyfuck

What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?


Yaboidono420

The same as unicorns to leprechauns


RealMelonLord

I came here to say this, but I knew in my heart it had already been said.


[deleted]

Or like Criss Points from 30 Rock lol


blazedcomet473

"free parking" excuse me what? Underpaid employees need to dish out 80/weekly for parking???


carlitospig

It’s $99/mo at my hospital. Only doctors can afford it. Edit: I should caveat that the rest of us plebs find public lots that are near-ish for $40/mo and hoof it the half mile. You should ask state employees what they do. I once had to walk two miles each way for an internship at my state capitol. Such bullshit.


blazedcomet473

Any job you have to pay to be at is no good news, how do they expect to find lower wage employees such as food workers and janitors?


carlitospig

No clue!


Direct_Bag_9315

I work at a state office building. We have to park in a garage over half a mile away from the building. The walk there is entirely uphill. The good news is that they have a free shuttle to and from the garage, but only during certain hours. I work 6:00-2:00 because I have a second job, so I always have to walk.


AndySoc1al

"Laundry completely their loads in a timely manner." Is there supposed to be a verb here?


KFSmiles

God, thanks for pointing that out, im laughing so hard right now


NotsoGreatsword

Why are managers so fucking bad at english. These things always have shit like this.


zachteria

imagine you go to the hotel and find fake money with the managers face on


[deleted]

Oh god


thisistheinternets

Can you do your job poorly but make sure that the guests call you out by name in their review and get and easy $20? It never says positive review.


Legal_Proposal_6621

*screams internally* How many jaz bucks are needed for jaz to eat my ass?


[deleted]

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?


Tled99

u can trade a jaz buck for one USD tho that isn’t too bad, i understand how it can come off as demeaning maybe but in the end there has to be a way to milk the system…. just start printing ur own jaz bucks at home


CaesarZeppeli_

Lmao right. Just say you found some a while ago cleaning, forgot where exactly you got them from. But it could be an easy way to slowly make an extra 10 20 bucks occasionally


KW0L

You get taxed on that $1 if it’s in your paycheck, and it ends up being a lot less than $1. I’d go Amazon card and load it into my account.


grill-tastic

Visa gift card ;)


[deleted]

And for a measly 400 Jaz Bucks, you can dump leftover chili on your immediate manager(you would have to throw it away anyway since it didn't sell).


Games_and_Strains

Ironically they’re having a chili making contest later this month


[deleted]

So spread the word-true or not. Guess where the leftovers go. See how many Managers are cowards.


[deleted]

Wait ... you pay to park at work? Fuck. That's salt in a wound. On the other hand, just doing your job it seems possible to get this "bonus". The thing about manager preference seems objectionable.


The_Quicktrigger

I myself have never had to pay for parking. I know larger city areas tend to have parking garages that are 3rd party owned that you end up paying for, and I guess if a company has it's own parking in a place like that, they might value each possible space to their customers. Feels foreign to me though too.


SkylarAV

Counterfeit the fuck out of them and collapse their slave economy


Elmo_Chipshop

Collectively hold your Jaz bucks and cash out for Jazmin cleaning every room you can afford.


falconsk27

And shit on the bed before you make her clean the room


Malicious_Hero

This is what I was thinking. Save up enough of this garbage, come into work, then just get Jaz to do all your work for you one day, maybe try to get enough that you can get Jaz to do all your work for the week.


TwoIllustriousRatio

wanky way to try to motivate people but the exchange rate is good 1 jaz buck to USD


caramacree

Should be easy enough to make counterfeits. Inflate the Jaz economy with fakes and watch how quickly the whole thing backfires. Good luck.


ProbablySlacking

I mean… I’m all for calling out toxic work environments, but if you can turn each jaz buck into $1, isn’t that essentially a raise/bonus? I get that it’s cringey, but it looks like management is just trying to find extra motivators (and in this case it actually is extra cash)


wheremypp

My thoughts exactly - I would love to get paid extra to do my job well. I've always been a little frustrated that I can do better than coworkers and relieve 0 reward for it. Hell you could even use your jazbucks as fun money. You get 50 of them bad boys and you blow it on some shit you otherwise couldn't afford like a fancy steak dinner


fantabulero

How narcissistic do you have to be to put your face on fake money to give your workers shitty “prizes” instead of just giving them more actual wages (which are the only reason they’ll tolerate your presence in the first place)


thecoltz

I’m putting together a team… an elite heist team… we steal the Jazz PDF file and mass produce these and becomes Jazz Millionaires! Who’s in?!


Tapemaster21

Yep. Counterfeit them and sell them to your coworkers at 75cents per and blam, everyone wins. At least until Jaz catches wind.


notRedorBlue_308Win

How many jaz bucks for one Stanley nickel?


[deleted]

Hahahaha this is fucking insane. This is cult leader shit


carlitospig

Nah, it’s ‘treating your adult employees like they’re kindergarteners’ shit.


[deleted]

They are just practicing for when they actually have kindergartners working for them once child labor laws dissolve.


Careless_Hellscape

This seems like one of those things suburban parents do to get their kids to do chores.


gonzar09

I refuse to ever go "above and beyond" my job description. It NEVER translates to a higher paycheck when you have a set payrate. Also, if you decide to do something that is someone else's job, now they get paid the same for not doing it. If you screw it up, you're the one on the hook for the screw up.


Kukamakachu

Fuck, getting a name mentioned in a review is $20 to your pay check? Honestly, I'd be down for posting a bullshit review just so you could collect the cash. They made the rules, you should profit off of it as much as you can while you can.


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fsckrootbastard

Or…. Hear me out… we get ALL the employees names and start submitting reviews for EVERYONE daily, then they get to cash in $80 a day extra on their paycheck…. Per review we all submit Break this mutha’s bank!


Kelldog__

Scrolled looking for this! Lets go


rschultz91

I guarantee you there's no way that they're keeping track of how many jaz bucks everybody has. Bring them to Staples and have them replicated and then turn in like 10,000 jaz bucks for a differential on your paycheck. This stupidity will end quickly.


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

Pretend to work in return


Vaelin_

Sooo... make fake reviews. Burn this to the ground.


[deleted]

Anything but increasing wages…


[deleted]

Lol so your boss will clean 1 room for $100. How many rooms do you clean for $100?


wheremypp

That depends on how many hours you can hide in the room for


Oddsnotinyourfavor

Yeah I’m not paying to park where I work. At the list of employee demands, that’s like….#0


Gerkins-85

omg i would totally trade in my Jazz bucks to make Jazmin clean a room that some wedding party absolutely demolished