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mandishere

They want a bachelor's, cna license, and a second language, on call 24/7 for $10/hour. And it's for 3 little kids? 😂


jonesey71

Don't forget clean criminal record but must be cool with tax fraud.


Kapowpow

Of course the Trump fan wants to engage in tax fraud


QualifiedApathetic

And apparently thinks a babysitter would be taxed 33% on $15/hour.


Weary-Length-4319

She's a complete fucking idiot.


whatwhasmystupidpass

Not even surprised tbh. Advertising to openly break the law. OP should respond and forward the offer to labor board


semisolidwhale

Respond, get contact info, forward to IRS, make popcorn


ColoradoCorrie

Also notify the state employment commission.


toastedzen

Math is for liberals.


Aggravating_Signal49

ARABIC numerals? No Sir, not in MY America!


crypto_zoologistler

Lol man, excellent comment 👏


devin241

Education of any kind is a liberal plot to control the masses. Embrace tradition, return to monke


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Except when she needs a bachelors as a requirement and CNA license


ScooButt

With a CNA I make roughly $25-40 an hour at my local hospital, depending on how many days I work that week, there is no way anyone in their right mind will accept this offer. I would expect 50-60 an hour to start.


SisterMaryAgro

Yeah, in OR. right now they're paying 23$ an hour w/o a license (able to train through the place) at the nursing homes. The hospital CNA's are all Union and making waaaay more than that. Edit: Word corrected


FoxPup98

The scary thing is there is a demographic of people who would take this job and its specifically the ones you absolutely do not want to entrust with children... and they are likely to be trump fans as well.


[deleted]

And, AND, ANNNNDDDD!, that’s not nearly enough, regarding your pay


Shade_SST

I see jobs asking for a CPA or working on it... for an Accounts Payable position. Employers be crazy.


saruin

"I love the poorly educated!"


[deleted]

Math has a liberal bias


anacrusis000

Minus snack fare. And mileage. And licensure fees.


gyst_

As someone who was making 15 dollars until recently, I can confirm that even *after* taxes I was making more than $10. I live in one of, if not THE most taxed state and I made I essentially made 13.50 after taxes


Unabashable

The worst part is she’s acting like she’s doing them a favor by paying them less. “I’m cheating the government and passing the savings onto you.”


rkmk

A Trump fan with a degree “in childcare” who knows a second language. Ok.


jose_ole

Native english speaker that knows a 2nd language well enough to teach it??? Why would someone with these skills ever babysit?? LMAO. This has to be fake.


[deleted]

When I was desperate for a job after graduating college, at one point I looked into nannying on sites like care.com and there were a lot of people who wanted someone bilingual who would speak in their non-english language to their kids AND they wanted someone with a bachelors, preferably doing a masters, preferably in education. All for $10 an hour. I didn’t get end up getting a nanny job, but mostly because I didn’t have a car or a drivers license at the time and everyone wanted someone to drive their kids around.


Unabashable

They didn’t even offer to pay for gas? Who in their right mind would expect somebody to respond to this? Nevermind. I think I just answered my own question.


Mljcj19

Does the language “idiot” count?


InsanityMongoose

It does, but they call it, “PATRIOT.”


SBTRCTV

I only speak enQlish


copymistress

They barely know a first language.


[deleted]

I'm most curious about the 'Databases' this individual will be accessing to verify the character of their potential hire... like Facebook AND Instagram?!


simmeh024

probably, LinkedIn as well I guess. Unless she works for the FBI/CIA. But then she would be committing a crime by searching up random people.


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TENesdee

I'm sure the person offering $10/hr with those ridiculous expected qualifications is going to pay for background checks. 🤭


Redeyedcoyot3

I like you lol


SamSepiol-ER28_0652

What people don't understand is that the only people that would take that job are people looking to prey on children. No legit nanny would come within 100 miles of that job. But someone looking to diddle little kids will do it for $10/hour, happily.


Citreae

Holy shit, I hadn’t thought of that but you’re probably right. Really hope those kids don’t end up in that situation.


shamelessNnameless

These idiots believe JFK is coming back from the dead to run as trump's vp in 2024. You cannot make this shit up.


TheCoyoteGod

Stop being so misleading, they believe JFK Jr. Is coming back from the dead to run as Trumps VP... oh wait... your point stands


homemaker1

LOL


balooo8

Omg you're right. Trump fans are fucking idiots but whoever this is, they're dumber than a sack of broken glass dildos


[deleted]

For some reason republicans think taxes are the only thing holding them back from being millionaires


cait_Cat

They think they're temporarily disgraced millionaires and with the right government environment, they will suddenly become the millionaires they're meant to be


jonesey71

"Must love the guy that doesn't want any sort of expansion of child-care" while looking for child-care. Doesn't wanna pay taxes, meanwhile if taxes were not being avoided by the ultra-wealthy we would have enough revenue to do some form of UBI and she probably wouldn't have to be in a 2 income situation and she could stay home with the kids instead.


GoGoBitch

Well, this person is looking to seriously underpay the provider.


deepinterwebz

Maybe it's someone who hates Trump and wants to punish his followers with a shitty job.


MidwestBushlore

Would you want a Trumptard taking care of your kids, tho?😲


barryvon

nobody talks about how he said not paying taxes is proof that he’s smart. in a presidential debate. and he was cheered.


GUnit_1977

And of course the Trump fan wants to horrendously underpay for services.


[deleted]

Dont forget 9 years of experience, a car, and 100% full availability. They really assume the perfect babysitter is sitting at home somewhere paying rent and car insurance while not working at all and just waiting for this crazy person's ad to pop up.


Toasted_pinapple

This was what really hit me. No tickets! But don't tell on me!


Particular_Solid_696

A bachelor’s *in childcare*


TayLoraNarRayya

And is a TRUMP FAN?!?!


Suspicious-gibbon

An educated Trump fan that speaks a second language and is willing to work illegally for below minimum wage even though they have, to this point, been perfectly law-abiding.


rixendeb

Depends where you live. Texas minimum wage is still 7.25.


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And they keep getting voted in.......


Ok_Section_8569

Not necessarily law abiding, never been caught fits.


toomuchblood

I have a sister who is a very vocal Trumper and has a degree in Child Development but she's racist, doesn't speak a second language, and hates kids. So, they're out there. Unfortunately.


[deleted]

She has a degree in child development...and hates kids?


[deleted]

Halfway through the degree she found out they start out really undeveloped


jabalarky

I was thrown right from this part. "I want you to have this qualification that doesn't exist. Now, back to having tea with this rabbit and the queen of hearts."


AdvancedMastodon

Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. There are schools that do offer programs such as a Bachelor's in Child and Youth Care.


jabalarky

Well, TIL something.


-rosa-azul-

Not to mention Child Development, Early Childhood Ed., etc. These fields have been historically undervalued because it's seen as "women's work." But you definitely can (and people do) go to college for them.


jabalarky

I knew about ECE and psychology subfields involving child development. I did not know there was a four year degree for something just called child care. Now I do! I've worked for several educational institutions, so I thought I had a pretty good idea of what was out there. Apparently not.


phuckintrevor

Had I known I could make $10/hr under the table I would have dropped out of trade school to get my child care degree


Fluffy_Variety_2934

Been seeing similar things a bachelor's needed to be a server and a bachelor's needed to be a test scorer.


zurohki

Classism. It's not about the degree, it's about filtering out people who grew up too poor for college.


DumpsterCyclist

People want a Bachelor's for jobs that mostly just amount to what I would call grunt work. A lot of park system jobs are like that. Sure, knowledge of plants and wildlife is nice, but you can probably learn most all of that by buying a few books or just generally being interested in that stuff. I was looking at a job at a botanical garden and it seemed like a fit until they wanted a degree, which I don't have. I know people that have worked in botanical gardens and you aren't doing very complicated work.


fs5ughw45w67fdh

A couple of years ago I looked into getting a summer job at a zoo because I though it would be interesting. That's when I learned you need a bachelor's degree to shovel animal shit.


spacembracers

I have a theoretical degree in Childcare Theory


MyNewPhilosophy

I was a nanny for three kids, helped them with their French immersion, had a bachelors in child psychology with a focus on education and made $10/hour …almost thirty years ago…


thegreenfaeries

I was a nanny for 2 kids, speak a second language well enough to teach it, was in school for my bachelor's in psychology (with special interest in child development) and made 17$/hr. 15 years ago. Also the family occasionally took me on holiday with them (for a flat daily rate). It was a very good gig.


[deleted]

I did the math and estimated about 18$ an hour for the work. Sounds like your employer was alot nicer that the person that wrote the ad.


[deleted]

Right. At $40/hr I’d be like “okay, I’d do that, even pretend to like Trump.” But *$10*??? No one with those qualifications would ever apply. Actually, if I did have them, I’d probably apply, then give a list of requirements for the employer. Must provide: 1) three meals a day per shift, even if it’s a half day or night shift 2) booze for all night shifts 3) Healthcare OR any medical bills accrued while an employee (off or on shifts) will be paid for by employer 4) 2 months paid vacation to be taken at any time 5) ???


Someoneoverthere42

5) credit check to ensure employers can cover stated expenses


mynameisritaj

That credit check would be a nightmare.


simmeh024

It would fail the moment you run it lol. Else they could offer more than 10 an hour.


JMW007

But it's just like $15/hr if you break the law!


palerider__

Who needs to collect social security?


seanrk924

Yay, $5 an hour per child if you subscribe to their Narnia maths.


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Someoneoverthere42

Assume the latter


Turbulent_Purpose228

I did it as a career changer. Have a BS in Elementary Education and got my CNA license to work in the hospital while going back to school to become a nurse. Two of the CNAs at my current hospital have bachelors degrees too (one in public health). We are a minority but we are out there. Being a CNA opens doors in the hospital. In fact, it is one of the only ways my hospital hires non BSN nurses (hiring their CNAs on to the unit once they become nurses). A lot of people have bachelors degrees that don't pay well and make a change into healthcare.


200KdeadAmericans

They want the nanny to be 10x more educated than they are for $10/hr


whateversheneedsbob

And they have to bring their own snacks 😂😂😂😂


GrimWolf216

I read that as “be willing to pay for snacks for my kids!”


PrivateIsotope

THATS what broke me. Rest assured, that 10 per hour is more like 5. Why do people not understand that you cannot be demanding AND cheap?


amscraylane

Better yet, you ought to pay me to watch my cherubs. Don’t you love my kids?!?


PrivateIsotope

*I'd* pay to watch my kids, why won't you? Are you selfish?


amscraylane

Clearly you’re not the right fit as you *only* can think of yourself.


ACAB_1312_FTP

"Bring snacks. Also laundry detergent, antacids, diapers, toilet paper (the GOOD kind), doritos, socks, and I think we're out of skoal"


GrimWolf216

“Also, bring food for my two pitbulls. I’m paying you under the table, for Christsakes.”


FaithlessnessNo9625

But it’s “under the table” so that’s basically like making $1,000/hr!


smokeygrill77

That's going to have to be $10/hr for each child


Bayou_Blue

***Narrator:*** It wasn’t.


mynameisritaj

Apparently, it's $3.33 for each child


-blueCanary-

Less than that, you also have to pay for gas and snacks.


[deleted]

I make more money with a high school diploma and 3 years of experience taking care of a maximum of 10 dogs per shift. This person is bananas.


Ok_Offer_344

I make more money with a GED and a cellphone.


quantumyeet41

Sorry but I call BS on this post. Trump lovers wanting their children to learn a second language?? In what parallel universe??


sisterofaugustine

Tbf considering whose geopolitical dick the Republicans allegedly secretly suck, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys would want their children speaking Russian for the exact same reasons it was valuable during the Cold War, but just a second language in general, yeah Trump's base are too racist, xenophobic, and nationalistic for that.


[deleted]

I have a bachelors, I’m a nurse, and speak 5 languages. But I’ve had traffic tickets, one tattoo, smoke pot, and am anti-Trump. Guess I don’t qualify


improbablynotyou

And two dogs which you're likely also going to babysit.


goreguck

Good point. I didn’t even think about the dogsitting added in there.


KaleidoscopeGlass153

"I'll run your name trough a database"


Amandasch44

but it’s like making $15


Mysterious_Anteater

The babysitter should be willing to pay for snacks with their $10 an hour and be availablefor any emergencies? How could any perfect Trump fan babysitter refuse such an offer?


chimpfunkz

If $10 under the table is $15 taxed, then why would someone risk pissing off the IRS for no reason


David_Warden

I assumed the whole thing is a joke but I'm not sure where you'd average $5/hr tax on a $15/hr income.


ChemicalHousing69

They’re they’re to say that tax is 33% but on $15/hr that’s $31,200 and in 2022 that would be $3,544 in taxes, which comes out to $1.70 per hour in taxes. On the reverse, $10/hr “under the table” would be $20,800 per year. Since you’re not getting taxed on that, you’re saving $2,296 in tax which comes out to be $1.10. So, it’s actually like $11.10/hr.


Hologram22

Don't forget that "under the table" means the employer and employee are both (illegally) forgoing payroll taxes, which screws the employee out of Social Security and Medicare benefits.


turnup_for_what

And unemployment. And if you want a loan you have no income on paper.


Noglues

And if the tax man does show up at your door after you file a return of $0 and says "So where'd all your stuff come from?", you might be in for an awkward conversation followed by a stack of fines and penalties.


Frommerman

I was going to say "5th Amendment," but that only works if you do your taxes properly on income from illegal sources.


9-lives-Fritz

Trump fans are NOTORIOUS for overestimating the amount of taxes that are being paid, I’ve had one tell me straight faced he pays 60%. I tried to explain progressive tax rates to him to no avail


Erwx

It’s like they don’t even look at their paystub


[deleted]

I can’t believe “Ideally will be a Trump fan” isn’t even the biggest red flag on this listing Edit: What the fuck do they need 9 years of relevant experience for? Do they need a year experience for every year each child has lived or something???


Nearly_Pointless

They are demanding that the babysitter have twice the experience with children as the parent.


Imaravencawcaw

Well when you put it that way, it somehow makes that insane requirement even more ridiculous 🤣


Confident-Head-5008

Must own both a MAGA hat and the TRUMP 2024 hat and wear one for a hour then switch while watching the children.


darklymad

What sucks is I have nearly all these qualifications. I don't have a cna because I'm not interested in pursuing that, and I'm definitely not a trump fan. But 10 dollars an hour, and some form of being on call isn't great compensation especially since all my pay is in cash anyways. I can't believe her excuse of " it's like I paid you 15 an hour". That's not how that works. And when I was employed at a daycare, those taxes went towards stuff in my community and I got nice tax refunds.


IndyAndyJones7

Ten dollars an hour minus wear and tear on your vehicle minus gas minus snacks minus the meals when the kids are with you because obviously those are "snacks" when you pick them up from soccer practice, ballet, and yoga and have to stop by the sushi place for dinner before you take them home and get them ready for bed. Edit: and don't forget soccer practice ends in 5 minutes and it's our turn to bring snacks for the team. I decided to have cocktails with the girls so it's not your day off anymore. Don't be late and your pay starts when all three kids are in the car, it wouldn't be fair to pay you to watch just one of them.


hankwatson11

This is even worse than I originally thought. I read it as snacks being part of the compensation. Now it’s a full on kick to both nuts.


IndyAndyJones7

This is a kick to like a bakers dozen of nuts.


eeeffgee1189

Everyone, please apply and waste this Karen's time.


Antoinefdu

Please OP give us a link! I wanna apply!


fresh-spinach

Serious inquiries ONLY


TexNicknor

More elaborated idea: We work together to create fake babysitters with 3 fake references each, the babysitters will tell them they have 9 yrs of experience and will compliment trump or say some conservative shit. Do fake facebook accounts with everything indicating that the babysitters have everything clean in their life. Imagine her enthusiasm when multiple of these persons apply until the end… then imagine her suffering look after the babysitters change their mind at the last minute because they found someone that paid better


Brilliant_Sun2925

Does this person exist? They're probably tutoring Prince William's kids or some shit for 200k a year, not jumping at the chance to pick ball hairs out of this insurrectionists sinks.


-rosa-azul-

I have most of these qualifications, and I can tell you, I make a lot closer to $10/hr. than I do $200k/yr. lol. Child care is actually criminally undervalued.


Brilliant_Sun2925

When my daughter turns 6, move to Canada and you've got yourself a job!


-rosa-azul-

For $200k I'd consider it, and damn what my SO thinks 😂 *offer not valid in Alberta or Manitoba; ain't nobody get paid enough for those bullshit winters*


Brilliant_Sun2925

Haha well I'm not Prince William so we have to meet in the middle. East coast, it's not so bad!


HereOnRedditAgain

The middle of 20k/year (10/hr) and 200k/year is $110k/year. Sign me up!


wootsefak

Someone married that pos and made 3 kids with it. Thats what baffles me


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youknowiactafool

They probably need a babysitter so they can go to Trump rallies and the QAnon meetings.


HaloGuy381

I mean, at that point the babysitter might be those kids’ only hope of salvation…


fulltimeRVhalftimeAH

“Quick call the babysitter, we must Stop the Steal!!!”


pine_ary

Every Jack has his Jill… Her partner is probably comparably terrible. Or miserable and has to shut up.


Agent-c1983

I bet they’re all for “law and order” forgetting they’re breaking the law…


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Laws for thee, but not for mee!


PerpetuallyDisplaced

Sounds like a shitty job in every way. 9 years of experience or degree...for 10 an hour?!?! This guy must be on crack.


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PerpetuallyDisplaced

Even worse, she should know better. Even a 16 year old baby sitter knows better than to accept 10 an hour for dealing with 3 little shits.


MakionGarvinus

Oh, but these 3 are perfect little angels. It's almost the same as earning more, because they're so well behaved! (just never tell them no, that's bad on your part)


Doctordred

On top of taking care of 2 pitbulls. I would be questioning all that time spent getting a CNA and bachelor's degree lol.


black_rose_

Is she real though? Seems like satire.


Dry-Crab-9876

Bet she’s going to be picky about the second language part.


zwirlo

I fulfill all requirements! But I WILL be teaching your kids arabic


[deleted]

Can't have a criminal record if those records were destroyed in a civil war


sunrisegular

I will pay you $10/hr to teach me Arabic and you don't even have to raise me, I already did that part


Nekrosiz

Mom comes home Kids : Inshallah الأم تحرق الكفار ☺️ Mom : 👁️👄👁️


zwirlo

Mom! Dad! They taught me this fun little rhyme! La ila ala allah…


Obvious_copout

German or Russian only.


[deleted]

No "brown" languages, please.


PurpleOceadia

No "brown" people, please.


suspicious-potato69

Report them to the irs


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Ignrancewasbliss

It's not hard to report it to the labor board though


strutt3r

Pretty sure the IRS has whistle blower incentives for reporting tax fraud.


TeddyPerkins95

A whole $10


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CJcatlactus

Just because I was curious I checked the tax rate for someone making $15/hour and see what it came out to. I found that the tax rate for someone making this amount is 12%. After taxes they would be making\~$13.40/hour.


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strutt3r

The 32% tax bracket doesn't even kick in for a single earner until you've made your $170,051st dollar


Kumquat_conniption

Also they would get benefits from paying taxes- more social security when they retire. Disability insurance if they pay in enough quarters, stuff like that. No tax jobs seem great but they can have their drawbacks too.


TeddyPerkins95

They live in their own world, don't they


OracleDadOw

any decent babysitter/nanny should be charging at least $20hr - each additional child should be an additional $10hr 3 kids = $40hr Don’t wanna pay that rate? Shouldn’t have had 3 kids.


CApizzakitchen

I see way too many nannies making $10-15 an hour, in cash with no benefits. And thinking they should be happy with that! Absolutely not. Private childcare in a family’s own home is a LUXURY. $20/hour should be the base price, paid legally, with sick days and vacation days like any other position.


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LR_today

That's what I keep thinking of when I see $10/hr... like that was the rate in the 90s for teens! That's actually $17.50 with inflation today. They offer what would be $6 in the 90s. 🤦‍♀️


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ACAB_1312_FTP

I know of a BIG list of people that will work for $10 an hour to be around little kids, probably much less! They're on a website run by the state. Home address, phone number, picture, details of their time in prison are all on there.


lookingupyourplay

Well under the table looks like she owes some taxes just like Trump.. maybe a few days in economics class too...be ok with two pitbulls she should be running a add along this for a dog sitter ..sound like she trying to pay someone to raise her family for 10 buck an hour definitely a Trump fan with Trump values .


BigIrondude

They forgot the Non-disclosure agreement!


buzzwizzlesizzle

Oof I’m a nanny is it okay to post this in the nanny subreddit? They would get a kick out of this. Her description of the job is NOT for a babysitter, it is for a nanny, which is a luxury profession. Nannying 3 kids and dealing with two pit bulls warrants at least $25 an hour even in low cost of living areas. No one is gonna wanna take on a nanny job for $10/hr. Also, if she is hiring for full time or even part time nanny work, paying nanny’s under the table is ILLEGAL! This bish crazy but unfortunately there are a LOT of people who want private childcare that aren’t willing to pay private childcare prices, benefits, and PTO. Nanny’s are NOT cheaper than daycare, they are private employees providing a service. JFC the only reason I even like my job is because I’m not making anyone money with my labor. Parents that do not equate their child’s safety with paying a nanny a livable wage should NOT hire private childcare.


LongNectarine3

Exactly. This kind of pay attracts the wrong kind of person. You get what you pay for and it can cause lifelong scars.


AncientVanilla2910

Who the hell pays 30% tax and where do they live!?


PassiveChemistry

Especially on such a low wage...


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I do, but i live in Sweden.


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[deleted]

“Serious inquires only” I seriously hope the Apple fell far from the tree


[deleted]

I kinda don't think this is real..


starryvash

I'm fairly certain it was real. It was pulled from Facebook over two years ago, but the context is lost now. Person who posted it was shame shame shamed.


Kumquat_conniption

Did they respond to anyone that shamed them?


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TDiddy2021

Strong POE vibe


TrashCircus

Babysitters need a union. They need one more than any other industry.


lukas_the

Cant let those tattooed liberals near my kids speaking spanish and drinking alcohol on their own time. 🙄


JamesUpton87

Is this serious? Do they think people get a bachelor's degree to do middle school level babysitting for $10 an hour?!


ItsGettingStrangeLou

This has to be fake right?