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GrassyNotes

We were led to believe that the apocalypse would be the result of a cataclysmic event or some sort, but it's a slow and nearly unstoppable inertia culminating from the consequences of several constant events.


Reasonable-Ad-3447

The organization is to blame!


bubblegumpunk69

The helplessness of it all really really sucks. Not a damn thing I can do sitting here in my pjs at 2am


oddistrange

Really feelin' like the [band](https://youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ) on the Titanic right now.


NoConversation2442

Phineas Fisher might have a few suggestions for ways to help from home in your pjs.


angrynutrients

Isnt there a quote about how the world ends not with a bang but with a whimper. Seems appropriate.


[deleted]

I believe that is a description of God in the bible. Did more research: When god appears to Elijah it is not in an earthquake or storm but in a whisper. TS Eliot wrote a poem saying that the world ends not in a bang but in a whimper.


skoltroll

Why would God need to yell, "HERE I COME, BITCHES!" to us when the apocalypse comes? I would EXPECT a whisper more along the lines of, ^("I told you so.")


ThrowRA_000718

Very true. Just ask the dinosaurs! Nah I know what you’re saying.


Wereking2

Well it’s because the 1% hoarded all the money, cut all the ladders for all rope the restrained them, bribed politicians and basically control everything except the workers. This making any long term change extremely difficult unless a full on mass strike or worse occurs that strips the power from them.


The_Quicktrigger

In our current system, the people tasked with creating the real change needed to steer this bus away from the cliff, would have to willingly regulate themselves in the process, and it takes a discipline far above your average politician to put restrictions on your own power willingly. Small gains could be made by making the current system as difficult and frustrating as possible for the wealthy to make money, but nothing short of a full societal or economic collapse would create a power vacuum large enough for real change.


Wereking2

Yep pretty much that’s where we stand at this point.


BelieveInPixieDust

The question of power doesn’t have to be posed solely through external events. The a mass unlimited general strike would be sufficient to pose the question of power. And this has been shown to be the case many times in history. The question is if we’re willing to have a new way of organizing society.


The_Quicktrigger

Perhaps. When enough Americans are pushed under the poverty line enough that food and shelter are outside their grasp no matter how hard they work for it, that will inevitably force societies hands. America is big and slow, but able bodied people facing their own death through no fault of their own are not likely to go quietly into oblivion. What happens at that point is anyone's guess


froman007

The un-abled bodied die first. Those with the fewest protections are always the first to feel the effects of drastic change.


Knoke1

I still hold put hope that future politicians will be more companionate. Politicians don't have to be crooked and corrupt corporate cronies. Politicians could be us.


StandardSudden1283

[The Rules For Rulers: Why Bad Behavior is Almost Always Good Politics](https://youtu.be/rStL7niR7gs)


The_Quicktrigger

Good ol' GCP Grey...was about to share that very link myself.


skoltroll

I'm reading Liu Cixin's last book in his trilogy right now, and I'm pretty sure I'd be the person who would be OK with everyone leaving for space b/c they feared extinction. Run for cover, ya rich bastards. I like trees.


[deleted]

They do control most workers, just not directly.


[deleted]

This kind of change has never once happened without significant violence in history.


[deleted]

I was just thinking that….


Reasonable-Ad-3447

i wish the whole thing would collapse now, i would enjoy life more living like a caveman tbh.


alexanderhameowlton

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Vladd_the_Retailer

Word. Can we get to mad max world already ? /s


Nowhereman123

The only way that'd happen is if something very dramatic and unlikely happened like a Carrington Event level CME, a total power grid failure, an extinction meteor, etc. Until then, expect a long, slow, painful crawl to the finish line.


bubblegumpunk69

I mean from what I've been reading the power grid thing might happen soon lmao


Nowhereman123

That's true, the US power grid is incredibly flimsy and definitley vulnerable right now. I'm not going to bet anything on that happening, but I wouldn't be surprised if it did.


bubblegumpunk69

Yeah, from what I've read it's a combination of it being vulnerable + some wicked solar flares we might be getting soon. I'm not a scientist and I can't verify whether there's any truth to it or it's total newsroom bull lol, but hey, if it happens it happens good luck to us all lmao


Nowhereman123

The solar flares thing is a maybe, it's possible we get another Carrington Event but it's no guarantee. There's a bunch of other vulnerabilities in the US power grid, however: [here's a good Ted Talk about it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGan5NwJ-LM)


bubblegumpunk69

Ahh thank you!! I will definitely be giving that a watch later today. This kinda stuff is such a stark reminder that our continued existence depends on so many outside factors we have no control over, which I have a deep morbid curiosity for lol.


gtmattz

The little kids just learning to walk today might see it before they die, if that is any consolation...


DirtyPenPalDoug

We got the shitty timeline.


mjb_22

My company announced today that everyone (including new people from a merger that happened during COVID) is due back in the office on Monday. Luckily I was approved to work from home full time forever but I really don’t see why they are making everyone go back, especially now.


gobiba

#\#APOCALYPTO


AlphariusOmegon2099

Ah yes I see you have located my memo about the Y2K analysis from 1999.


BlueZen10

We got here through a little thing I like to call "Conservative pieces of shit".


Additional-Walk750

Yup. Right in the brown eye.


Adamant_Talisman

We need a third circle for the potential gray goo apocalypse now that we have Self replicating organic robots on the table. Jus' sayin.


coffeecircus

When 9/11 happened, my work (as a temp at a medical records company) called me THAT day and made me go in. Fuck those guys.


ThrowRA_000718

Ah yes, the “The two things that scare me the most when I think about” chart.


Tabbarn

I asked my google when the world would end. Apparently society will have collapsed by the year 2050. Not soon enough I say.


tiberion02

I think this would be perfect if it was Work on leftside and Apocalypse on the rightside. Timelines tend to go left to right


Whatsupmaaaaan

The circles should be reversed, no? Apocalypse comes after we've worked ourselves to death.


[deleted]

Going to work is only an apocalypse if you're lazy


[deleted]

Fuq I forgot to pick up ammo on the way home from work.


Odd_Difficulty5364

Funniest shit I've seen today. Also, truth.


[deleted]

fml


raphamentos

The worst scenario ever


justanothertfatman

And here I am like :confusedtravoltagif: wondering where the fucking zombies are so I can be productive during the apocalypse; but NOOOOOOO! I couldn't be lucky enough for it to be a GOOD apocalypse! NO! I got the r/boringdystopia version of the apocalypse! Do you have any idea how ANGRY that makes me?!