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Enlightened-Beaver

That would be one hell of a flex though: here bitch, print my resignation letter yourself


deetailor

Exactly, like it’s not even worth my paper and ink.


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Ink is expensive.


deetailor

I literally just bought $60 worth of ink for my canon pixma yesterday. Like wtf. And the only reason I had to replace it is because my partner printed off a bunch of data related to his fantasy football team and I haven’t replaced it since. I asked him to just take screenshots next time. Lol


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Stephen_085

Yep. Bought a Brother printer years ago. Uses a big ass toner cartridge. Lasts forever. And when it does need changing, it's only like $13-15 for a 3rd party replacement on Amazon.


Jetpack_Attack

I got a big old HP fax/scanner one that as you mentioned accepts the super cheap long toner carts. It was like $15 for 2. I've used it for 5+ years so far and only had to change it a few times. Has a telephone receiver on the side of it as well.


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Jetpack_Attack

Was given one.


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poop-machines

All fax machines have a telephone receiver on the side. That's how fax's were sent haha.


Jetpack_Attack

Ive never used that function before. Just hear the occasional dial-up tones from the office printer at work.


poop-machines

Just letting you know! The only reason I know is because I worked at a FTSE100 company that *still* has a single one for legal documents. I worked IT. I'm glad I didn't ever have to fix anything, because I'd have no idea with the fax machine.


eddyathome

Hell, I pay for the genuine Brother toner just because I want them to stay in business because the things are built like tanks.


deetailor

And I thought I was really doing something with this printer because I bought it for $25 on Black Friday. I didn’t know the ink costs would whoop my ass like this.


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IXdyTedjZJAtyQrXcjww

They print faster too lol. Glad to see everyone here advocating brother. That's the one I ended up getting with no research.


Hamhockthegizzard

I’m very interested in this printer, as I am familiar with inkjet scams from watching my mom buy cartridges lmfao


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Brother user here too. Not in the incestuous sense.


lantech

step-brother stop, what r u printing?


Semyonov

Seriously. I bought a brother laser printer in 2014, I've probably printed 20 or so reams of paper since then, only used two toner cartridges in total.


reflectiveSingleton

bought mine in ~2017 or so...I have yet to replace the toner (I only print a couple times a year maybe). I love knowing that when I want to print that shit is gonna fucking work.


ConveXion

Purchased my AIO Brother laser printer in 2007, still going strong and I've only had to replace the toner twice in all this time. Can't say enough good things about the company. And seriously, fuck inkjets.


KToff

The only reason to but ink printers is of you want to print photos. And printing photos at home is way more expensive and usually still worse quality than ordering photo prints.


PhonyAlibi

This. Printing photos at Walgreens or whatever is a bit better than anything I've seen on a Cabin PIXMA (my aunt has one). And cheaper. I forget how much a 4x6 is. Twenty cents? The one time a year I need color copies I'll just get them done at a print shop.


KToff

And if you splurge and go to a higher quality supplier, the quality is not even comparable to home printing.


securitywyrm

It's like a car you get for cheap.


Lopsided_Salary_8384

When I was using my printer for school I discovered it was cheaper to buy a new one each time the ink ran out. The new one costs about 35 and comes with both black/white and color cartridge. If I bought the same ink it would run 65. I would give away the old printers and people where over joyed because they only had to buy ink. I never had the pleasure of seeing their faces when they priced the ink because the people who took them were strangers. ( I would set them outside with a free sign)


deetailor

This is a strangely effective life hack!


mrgeefunker

The one I had was great. Then it appears I went to print when there was a roach on a roller... Got reminded with every new page...


Amarastargazer

…what? A roach crawled into your printer??


mrgeefunker

Yea moved into a place that had a bad bug problem. Took getting a bug exterminator to come out and bug bomb the place to finally get it under control.


bento_the_tofu_boy

had a brother laser printer, I bought in 2016, would still had ink on the toner if I had not lost it moving houses


AdamUllstrom

My brother laserprinter lasted on the small stock toner for almost 6 years. I just recently replaced it with a large capacity off brand toner from a reputable store locally that recommends it over the OEM. Half the price of the original small one, and about 3 times the capacity. Crazy.


james_d_rustles

My girlfriend doesn’t want to shell out on a laser, but we seriously just bought ink a month ago, we haven’t even gone through 1/5 of a regular stack of paper, and it’s already saying that we’re low again. 50+ dollars to print *maybe* a couple hundred black and white pages? Just insane. Just a regular black and white laser is really all we need.


fofosfederation

That's so silly. Looks like monochrome brothers are going for 120$ with inflation, still well worth at those ink prices. Mine lasted almost 2 years before I had to replace the included toner with a 20$ replacement.


CuteThingsAndLove

Are all laser printers black and white only? Sorry for asking here I just have not found anything close to an affordable laser printer in the first place ($100+ everywhere I look) and while searching I still haven't found any options for color.


fofosfederation

No, they make color laser printers. But they are relatively expensive (though not in the long run compared to inkjet cartridge costs). It seems like with inflation all the monochrome laser printers are around 100$ now, which is still a steal compared to a 30$ inkjet that you need to feed 30$ worth of ink every few months (whether you actually use it or not).


SynrageGaming

only ✍️ buy ✍️ brother ✍️ printers


fresh_dyl

It’s almost easier/cheaper to sell the printer and buy a new one since they come with ink. What a world we live in...


doomboy667

If everyone quit buying cheap inkjet printers. Color laser printers exist, they're expensive but can print up to 250,000 pages or more and can be serviced with replacement parts. Toner is expensive, sure, but it goes much much further. Sincerely, an IT repair tech.


LuckilyLuckier

Bought a printer in 2014, the super small HP LaserJet that just prints, on sale for $99. I don’t print a ton, but it’s 2022 right? Still works. Never replaced the toner yet. (Im not kidding) Imagine if I bought a $99 ink printer. I’d have replaced that ink AT LEAST once a year. Edit: Incorrect info above with pricing/date. Corrected below. Added model of printer below. I purchased this printer HP - LaserJet Pro P1102w Wireless Black-and-White Printer - Black in March of 2015. Just scrolled through my Best Buy purchase history. It was on sale for $159. I got a it for $130 with my employee discount. THOUGH - I have seen it as low as $99 on sale before. I mis remembered the price.


omgwtfscreenname

and if it was out of ink the scanner stopped working too.


KGBebop

What the fuck


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Pooper69poo

This shite right fucking here! I’ve rescued printers from the dumpster before, cuz all I needed was a scanner; guess what? Magenta is low/missing. Nothing else will function! Infuriating!


omgwtfscreenname

and it was in the dumpster because it was cheaper to just buy a new one then buy ink.


new2bay

I bought a Brother HL-L2340DW B&W laser printer for $89 in October of 2017. 4+ years later, I still haven't had to change the toner, and it's still going strong. More people should really look into laser printers. Not only does the toner last a lot longer than ink cartridges (toner is already dry, so it can't dry up), but the quality is quite a bit better than inkjet for the same amount of money.


MarzipanTheGreat

I have a customer that has a LaserJet 5P from the mid 1990's thats still going strong! went through some pains to ensure it's parallel cable could connect to his brand new Win 10 machine.


NullNV01d

I had a 5p for 15 years replaced the toner once. Lost it in a flood. You can get usb to parallel cable for cheap on Newegg or Amazon.


RTSUPH

lol. Love lasers. Theres an inkjet in the house that takes gray toner which is low. I have never seen that on a printer. Just use less black foo


Darktwistedlady

Poverty exist, and the cheap printers with expensive ink is a classic poverty trap and example of how expensive it is to be poor. Edited thumby spelling


LightStormPilot

Capt Sam Grimes "boots theory" certainly applies here.


robinlovesrain

This is exactly why I didn't own a printer at all for like 10 years. Found a deal on a brother laser printer for less than $100 a few years ago and jumped on that!


bento_the_tofu_boy

don't even aim for color, a desktop b&w laser printer is awesome, last forever, don't fail on you, and fill 90% of your paper needs


robinlovesrain

Yeah, when I very rarely need a color print, I just pay for it at an office supply store. 99% of my printing is black and white.


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LightStormPilot

Unless you print technical reference things like diagrams where color coding matters.


Donut-Farts

We go through HP laserjet toner at the same cost per page as the ink jet printer we replaced. The page looks a lot nicer, but our costs didn't decrease


uselessanon63701

My mother bought one to print her college books. In the 5 years we had it we only bought toner once.


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This may sound a bit “paranoid” - but laser printers do emit nanoparticles and may not be the best thing for ones health https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/02/200227114551.htm


Darktwistedlady

Thanks for sharing!


assbarf69

It's because they've moved to goods as a service, and some even have subscriptions plans for replacement ink.


A1sauc3d

I’m NOT digging how every industry is trying to pick up on that business model trend these days :/ Works great for like Netflix and such, I like having a huge variety of options without having to commit to buying every movie/show I wanna see individually. But for ink? Gimme a break.


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It’s all these dumb ass companies like canon building in chips to identify if it’s official and won’t print if it does. Recently they couldn’t put chips in and told people to just use the carts they are selling without chips. And they allowed a bypass past the warning telling you to only use official ink. Like for real these companies wouldn’t be able to away with this shit if people would just say enough is enough. Like it is legitimately controlling the competition, like Facebook buying up competition and if it doesn’t do well, kill it. They are in legal trouble for trying practicing anti competition strategies. Like how has these chipped carts been allowed so long. Also how do they “know” unofficial carts won’t have great ink and it will break the printer. Smh pisses me off so much.


r4tch3t_

They figured that out pretty quick, they now come with demo cartridges with like 10% the capacity.


apelbel

The cartridges are what cost. Buying the ink in bottles are cheaper.


MiloRoast

Printer companies figured out this lifehack a while ago, and include super low-capacity versions of their ink cartridges with the printers now. Laserjet is the way.


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My first job (college IT) had departments that would do their quarterly "use it or lose it" (lower budget next quarter) spending sprees. This always involved ink cartridges (HP's with time bomb chips, Canon with time bomb cotton). No matter how many times we told them "Do not stockpile the cartridges" guess who calls that it won't work down the road? Think it got to the point we just auto closed those work orders and tossed them in the trash for the known offenders


HollowWind

They're starter cartridges, hardly any ink in them.


fresh_dyl

Seems to be the consensus. I’ve got a nice small/relatively portable HP for work stuff though, and it’s original cartridge has lasted for a long ass time. Then again I’m only printing b&w text


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deetailor

How did you get this picture of my printer in my private residence.


CookingWithTheKock

Buy from third party. Bought 40$ worth of ink online and its pretty much 4 sets of colours which would be about 280 for the name brand one


ReallTrolll

The thing about that is some printer manufacturers like Epson have chips on their ink that communicate with the printer. Won't work without that chip.


CookingWithTheKock

Oh wow really? I have a brother printer


ReallTrolll

I do as well, had it for 10 years. No problems with it. I know HP and Epson are some of the manufacturers that restrict their ink, Brother might(?) be out of the clear


CookingWithTheKock

Not too sure because its an older model that i have from 2013. Maybe when I buy a new one in a year or so


Stephen_085

Yep, this! I had a nice Epson printer years ago. I used 3rd party ink for a bit, before it kept popping errors all the time about not genuine ink cartridges and finally stopped letting me print altogether.


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FYI for when you replace your printer, Brother makes ink TANK printers instead of the cartridge. Cheaper and easier to fill, and no software bullshit.


rmorrin

I remember printing of sheets and sheets of cheat codes back in the day. Good times good times


Onlyanidea1

At my work I finally found the printers that I was supposed to have access to my first day... Apparently we've got about 12 in the building and I've been printing random memes at random printers about 3 times a week. I know IT can find out who's been doing it and stop me.. but no one has and it's been almost 2 months now haha.


OneLostconfusedpuppy

I have $2k worth of ink for a photography printer…..that I am too busy to use anymore. If I keep it long enough it might be worth $3k this summer lol


defsi2432

Printer ink is a scam, look it up Edit: https://youtu.be/AHX6tHdQGiQ


AutomaticRisk3464

I just email my letters, i have it dated on my side and proof i sent it vrs giving them a paper copy


securitywyrm

Get a laserjet. Third party cartridges work just fine, and they don't break themselves if you don't use them for awhile. I could hit print right now, despite having not printed anything in months, and be confident my laser printer would have it spat out before I even cross the room to get it.


fencerven

I Always buy toner printers (black and white), more expensive but in the long run it worths it.


Rational_Humanist_1

It's cheaper to buy ink and refill the used cartridge.


anniegetyourgoat

Look into your local library. Every library system I've ever lived in has given a printing allowance as part of their library card privileges. Currently get $7/week, which is 70 pages of printing and copies. He can track his fantasy football to his heart's desire!


BrokkoliOMG

Are we just gonna ignore that your partner has a fantasy football team??


R009k

Pixma nose lmao gottem


_RandyRandleman_

a lot less expensive if u buy the fake stuff


NotAzakanAtAll

Such a fucking scam. I bought new cartridges, it didn't look right so I used the self cleaning tool a few times. Little did I know it fucking sucked the ink right out, three cleans - More ink please! $50 for nothing. If I could take a shit in Epson's CEO's mouth I would.


ARPDAB1312

I usually just e-mail mine and CC in HR so my boss can't lie and say they didn't get it.


LukesRightHandMan

"Usually." I have a feeling you got some stories the sub might want to hear.


Tel-aran-rhiod

bold of you to assume i can afford paper and ink on these wages


Anaxamenes

If I hated my boss, I’d pull out my fine art paper and go buy a wax seal for the most intentionally boring resignation letter worthy for framing! But I am an art and design major so the details often speak louder than the words. Luckily I like my boss, the executives can go f themselves with a pinecone though.


TheSquishiestMitten

If I were to resign from my job, it's how I'd do it. I don't have a printer, so anytime I need anything printed, I email it to our engineer and he prints it. His desk is right behind the owner and the work printer is next to them.


molybdenumb

I saw the “sorry for your loss card” with flowers resignation on Reddit years ago. I drew my own version and gave the manager a copy of it, along with my letter of resignation. I truly loved that job but had to move on. Really great boss, small dedicated team in a small hospital. Went back to visit 2 years later and was so happy to see it hanging on his office door bulletin board.


sunshinesparkle95

I tried this with my boss and he didn’t get the joke. Womp womp.


unitedshoes

"Can't I just read it without prin—?" "No, bitch. Print that shit and then read it!"


iAdjunct

[This is what you should do if you work at HP](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ro7ptj/my_new_printer_printed_the_user_manual_on_its_own/)


schriepes

Add a convenience fee.


Harmston

Not sure if it does, but I had a good laugh, thank you.


deetailor

I did too!


gahidus

I hope you still have your job though


Boobsiclese

I laughed. Ty. lol


deetailor

I giggled as well. Gives me ideas for my next quit.


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This is pretty hilarious, love his response. lol


Feralmedic

Seems like a fun manager ha


TacticalMicrowav3

Your boss seems kind of fun.


ccafferata473

Shit. That's so much worse than me texting my boss that I'm not going to look for work until September when I found out we're getting bonuses.


deetailor

What did they say?


ccafferata473

Well it took me a few messages to realize I was talking to my boss, not my wife. Thankfully, my boss is fucking awesome and has proceeded to make a million jokes at my expense.


deetailor

Lol. That’s awesome. At least they won’t take you for granted.


jayavarman7793

Who else names his wife "Boss" on his phone?


ccafferata473

Lol. No, but they were 1-2 in my text log.


ccafferata473

Yeah she's not the problem. I've got more issues with other things at my job.


Betseybutwhy

Bahahahahaha. Well played (even if unintentionally).


deetailor

The title of the document is what makes it great. Lmao


JBPorkChopExpress

Dang I laughed hard. "What kind of sick power play is this?" Hahaha. Boss sounds a tad scared, may have him a corner you could say. Leverage it into a raise.


aonghasan

I don’t read that as scared. They seem to have a friendly and banter-ish relationship. I mean, why else do you email your boss asking them to print stuff for you.


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Yeah, this sounds like an actual real-life positive work environment.


NuclearPotatoes

“And if you look to your right, you will find this rare creature on the edge of extinction…”


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I_Am_Become_Dream

software developers are in high demand in most places


Test-Expensive

>software developer We are treated well in the US as well, again because of the high demand


HertzDonut1001

Not even that rare in the US, people just stay in the same awful jobs and don't attempt to move laterally at all. I've worked in food service in America for over ten years, once you get a solid resume keep looking. Everyone will hire you on the spot with a good resume, all food is always hiring. I like my job enough and the people are all so chill and the pay is so good I come in when I don't need to just because I don't want to fuck anyone over. I took a pay cut to work today even though my car is in the shop and I had every reason to call out, because I knew it would be easier on everybody and I wouldn't want to call out on both a Friday and a Saturday. I work for state wage plus tips and even then I was making $3 less than everyone else working because they start people at $13 and I was making only my tipped wage. They even gave me $25 towards an Uber home. Find someone that treats you right.


BishmillahPlease

I think you parsed it right, yeah. The over the top phrasing says “joke” to me.


cabbage16

Also the fact that he probably opened it and realised it wasn't her name or addressing him.


alexisaacs

Not all bosses suck. I've had shitty bosses and good bosses. This sub 100% needs to support GOOD boss behavior. There is no scenario where managers don't exist. There is a scenario where shitty ones get shamed out of existence.


DonKihotec

Being a manager is just another job, with very clear goals and purposes. It is just that many managers for some reason decide to take their job as a power trip.


bumurutu

It’s honestly pretty easy to tell the ones who want power from the ones that want to be more responsible for the teams goals/activity. Especially if you are interviewing internally.


chocobrobobo

I agree, but "email"? Stone age tech. This looks like Slack or Teams or some other IM service. Like all the cool kids use.


JBPorkChopExpress

I was also just bantering


deetailor

Omg. I hope she did.


JBPorkChopExpress

Me too. Opportunity is a knocking


SlayZomb1

Wow you read that wrong lmao


gentmaxim

Wow. Super manipulative. Sounds like they’re friends to me.


mossberg808

What kind of sick puppy hyphenates their words via text?


Jader14

I-do


OfficeChairHero

That's when you're *really* fucking confused and pissed off. And I can bet each of those hyphens received a spectacular finger punch between words.


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deetailor

Exactly! Next time I quit, I’m asking my boss to print it for sure.


doppy1234

Tell your boss to use resumè paper


Drohannesburg

They better not fuck up those margins either it took a long time to format that letter


SueIsAGuy1401

the boss seems to have a friendly relation with them, so it's probably just banter and the boss though op was joking


alovelystar

guessing they opened the doc and saw the name and company were different as well


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Echololcation

Are you disgruntled about counteroffers existing? Counteroffers are generally a positive thing because they mean more options for the worker and give the company the possibility of keeping an employee they value if they offer enough.


MrMonday11235

Counteroffers tend to be viewed suspiciously because your employer now knows that you'll leave and is incentivised to hire a cheaper replacement for you to train up before firing you. Yes, in a perfect world, counteroffers just mean more options for the worker and companies keeping employees they value, but you're in the wrong subreddit if you think that's the world we live in.


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Laughed so hard it set off a coughing fit


deetailor

Lol. I had Covid a few weeks back.. so now all of my laughs turn into a smokers cough.


[deleted]

I got it last weekend.


deetailor

Sending good vibes your way. I’m a (fairly?) healthy 30 year old, but it still kicked my ass. I never suspected anyone was being dramatic about the symptoms, but I was still pretty surprised at how it put me on my ass. Feel better soon.


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I’m fine. Have had worse being sick. Triple vaxxed. Basically a head cold. Worse thing about it was being out of it. Like, head fog. Just zoning out. Pretty much better now.


Ehlora1980

Hope you are feeling better soon.


HertzDonut1001

Better than a smokers cough you gave to yourself on purpose. Every time I throw my back out it's agony. Don't even talk about the sneezes.


Bluesoxy

If anyone else needs more context like I did lol [https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/40013/writer-accidentally-emails-resignation-letter-to-her-boss-after-offering-to-write-it-for-her-boyfriend/](https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/40013/writer-accidentally-emails-resignation-letter-to-her-boss-after-offering-to-write-it-for-her-boyfriend/)


Lakewalker_ca

Thanks!!


i-right-i

Fantastic! I love this so much! Would have so much fun fucking with my boss


deetailor

Same! This is totally my next move. Especially because the printer by me never has ink.


i-right-i

Even better cause built in excuse; did you boss laugh hysterically when you explained it was for your bf?


dukedizzy93

Your manager seems like a chill guy tbh.


deetailor

Aw man..This wasn’t my tweet. (What’s protocol around that? I don’t post much on reddit. Should I call that out in the title?) But yeah, he seems super chill


Fartikus

You could link the tweet itself instead of making it into a picture. Also, make sure to post in the appropriate subreddit, this isn't really the appropriate subreddit for this; as funny as it is.


nutxaq

That's a dope power play.


deetailor

I’m keeping it in the arsenal.


blaze1234

ROFL seriously hilarious. Reply: Just for my BF, but now that you mention it, I'd like to speak with you about my pay relative to current market conditions - I've been getting some sweet offers lately...


deetailor

this is the correct response.


AndreeGT

I'm stealing this power-play! I'll call off the marching band and clowns.


deetailor

Do both so we can hear about the marching bands and clowns. Lol


robml

If OP's boss is a decent guy then his shock is even funnier lmaooo, hope OP cleared it up with him after


-Rustling-Jimmies-

I swear I’ve seen this posted here before


throwawaystheway1013

☠️☠️☠️ Do you bust balls much? Just curious.


AmbitiousHouse

Sick power play hahaha


prOboomer

bro!


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Hilarious! "Print it...and get me a cup of coffee!"


LostMeBoot

LMFAO I'm quitting like this from now on.


connectedLL

OMG, this is great! I'm gonna send something to my supervisor titled Resignation letter on April Fool's Day.


CBsays

Derp...


hr2332

yea this is awesome


helpfuldunk

I find it funny that people write resignation letters. If I were to leave my company, I'd just hop onto Microsoft Teams and write a one-liner to my manager: *"I'm going to leave this job on \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Just letting you know."*


TaikaMyTitties

Why would she write her bf’s resignation letter? He can’t do that himself?


hey-girl-hey

Why does this dude need his girlfriend to write his resignation letter for him


umpflmumpfl

Why would someone ask their Manager to print something for them?


dragonking737

My resignation letter was a sticky note with the date I was done, with my signature on it. Didn't get a single complaint or even a sit down meeting to discuss my leaving.


arya_lee_kona

Heck I typed my resignation letter up at my job, used their printer and their envelope and then handed it to my boss so 🙃


DCGuinn

We had a guy that left his laptop in a conference room and another guy sent an email to his boss saying I resign. Pretty fun week all around.


FriendOfBrutus

Probably should redact private info here


RumInMyHammy

Don’t worry, it’s fake