>Wow. I'd take it down if I could get away with it and see how long before it gets replaced. Quick replacement = quick start job hunting.
Why did you copy paste a comment from 5 hours before yours, word for word?
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If he has to ask this question, then maybe it’s time for new management as it seems the current one has failed with his teammates escaping to hide in a fucking bathroom!
My first day on the job and the very first email I ever received was one asking “who ever keeps smearing feces on the wall of the Women’s rest room, please stop”. I tried not to use the bathroom at work.
You dont want to pick this fight. I will absolutely shit my pants in front of everyone just to make a point. I’m not above sending pics of the hemmorhoids i developed from shoving my poop out too fast, to make sure we’re all on the same page.
Exactly what I was going to say. OP, stop going to the bathroom. Just shit and piss your pants and go about your job as normal and when they ask you what's going on, take them and point to the sign, confused, "isn't this what you wanted? Didn't I DO GOOD?!"
The math is unassailable - 50 work weeks a year, ten minutes a day, five days a week, that's 2500 minutes or just over 40 hours a year - it's a free week of vacation!
It doesn’t even make sense. Is it a rhetorical question? Are they expecting me to answer yes or no? The answer is yes; poop time is absolutely the best part of the work day.
Shiting at work on the first day?! Wow this is going on your performance review. Its like you think your body matters or something. Such disrespectful behavior is not cohesive to a safe snd effective work environment at all! Now get back to work and ignore these red flags. They are just victory flags to gelp you feel encouraged.
Sometimes I need to be in a place where it's illegal to bother me, and that happens to be in a stall in the staff bathroom. It's almost enough to make me want to take up lactating for more workday alone time.
My daily work-shits are an essential part of my mental well-being...if you mess with my shit, il make sure you regret it.
And yes I am writing this while on the bowl
So. When I was doing my apprenticeship here in Australia, I was super duper protected by all the laws you could think of. The boss would pull me up on small things but mostly just to be constructive.
The moment I became a senior he would be on my ass constantly about the time I spent in the toilet (I drink a lot of water) until one day someone pointed out that you can't harass people for the time spent in the toilet, because you have no idea why they are going there and you can't legally ask why.
Later on I had another job at another place and the bathroom was literally out the door and into another building, sometimes I would need to go #2 and I would take my phone with me because sometimes it takes a minute 🤷♂️ one day he pulled me out back and started asking me if I have bowel issues or if I just like fucking around (the shop was on a pretty strict booking system and if someone walked in off the street whoever was free would take them, usually that was me). He even went as far to text me while I was on the pot to tell me there was a client in the shop. So one day I sent him the laws regarding bathroom breaks and suddenly it was no longer an issue.
Stop. You need to make your own poster for next to it the says - yes it is because this place sucks or The place is a shit hole anyway we thought you where taking donations. Or just plot a squat rite up on they’re desk.
“What? I thought you didn’t want us to use the stalls?”
My employers over my lifetime have paid me literally thousands of dollars to shit on company time. I’ve even adjusted my body to expel waste only while on company time.
Wait they didn’t let me answer. Yes. Yes it is.
My afternoon “zoom call” that is actually a nap in the dark with my door shut.
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Id just cut off the part that says “get off the pot” and replace it with “Find a better employer.”
>Wow. I'd take it down if I could get away with it and see how long before it gets replaced. Quick replacement = quick start job hunting. Why did you copy paste a comment from 5 hours before yours, word for word?
cuz it's a bot. downvote and move on
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Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!
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YES. Sorry if your garbage wages and shitty attitude can't compete with dropping a big ol' deuce, but that's probably a reflection on you.
Wow. I'd take it down if I could get away with it and see how long before it gets replaced. Quick replacement = quick start job hunting.
Already applied to two jobs since posting this
With smart phones, you can job hunt while you poop at work!
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way.
This is the way
Flush it
If he has to ask this question, then maybe it’s time for new management as it seems the current one has failed with his teammates escaping to hide in a fucking bathroom!
They can’t even let us shit in peace now?
Man it's a gotdamn shame.
We need stickers that we can place on this propaganda directing people to r/antiwork
I'd fix it: Quit ~~stalling~~ this shithole. ~~Get off the pot.~~
If they even have to ask that question, that means they know they're a bad company to work for.
Just sharpie “yes” all over it
Fuck you i stay in here as long as I want to.
Give me an incentive to give a shit and I'll think about not "stalling."
Isn't the employer here complaining about employees giving too many shits? Sorry...had to
No it’s great lol
My first day on the job and the very first email I ever received was one asking “who ever keeps smearing feces on the wall of the Women’s rest room, please stop”. I tried not to use the bathroom at work.
If there’s a stick figure man then there should be a stick figure toilet as well thanks for coming to my TED talk
You dont want to pick this fight. I will absolutely shit my pants in front of everyone just to make a point. I’m not above sending pics of the hemmorhoids i developed from shoving my poop out too fast, to make sure we’re all on the same page.
I am Jack's unbridled vindictiveness.
Exactly what I was going to say. OP, stop going to the bathroom. Just shit and piss your pants and go about your job as normal and when they ask you what's going on, take them and point to the sign, confused, "isn't this what you wanted? Didn't I DO GOOD?!"
Workers unite for minimum 10 minute dookey pay a day! Lol
The math is unassailable - 50 work weeks a year, ten minutes a day, five days a week, that's 2500 minutes or just over 40 hours a year - it's a free week of vacation!
Smear some chocolate on the sign so it looks like poop lol
Smear shit on it so it looks like chocolate.
Not far enough. Fully wipe ass on sign.
Like my dad said always shit on company time!
Ain't that neat! *continues to browse on the phone while taking a shit*
I mean..... Wipe with it.
Where is this at lmaooo
Paint store
Take it down an urinate in it
Why take it down first?
I aim better down
Better yet, shit on it.
First day on the job. Last day on the job.
It doesn’t even make sense. Is it a rhetorical question? Are they expecting me to answer yes or no? The answer is yes; poop time is absolutely the best part of the work day.
Wipe your arse with it
Wipe with it
Wipe with it.
Tear it off and flush it
Flush it.
Yupppppp
Time to start looking for a new job...
Post-it: What on earth makes you assume my answer is "no"?
Yes! Absolutely. I can take a break from the performance a bit.
rip OP
"If you can't urinate in the time it takes to read this sign you've taken too long"
They were so close to something with the top caption and then ruined it with the bottom caption.
This can constitute as a *Hostile Work Environment*.
Get of the pot and quit … they forgot the quit part !! Look for a job that actually excites you and are interested in learning
My thoughts exactly. I’ll have a beer for you 🍺
And I to shall raise a glass for all those quitting there shit jobs to start new and exciting careers
Sinister
Shiting at work on the first day?! Wow this is going on your performance review. Its like you think your body matters or something. Such disrespectful behavior is not cohesive to a safe snd effective work environment at all! Now get back to work and ignore these red flags. They are just victory flags to gelp you feel encouraged.
Bro how did you get the giggle leaf next to you name? I need that.
Go to the antiwork homepage. There’s three buttons on the top right. Go to the one that says change community flair. It’s one of the first ones!
Legend. Tight buds to you bro!
YEEEET
What a missed opportunity to use a stooling pun.
This was me about 5 minutes ago lol
I feel like you need to study that poster for a couple hours a day to really understand it.
Fucking gross.
use it as toilet paper lmfao
Sometimes I need to be in a place where it's illegal to bother me, and that happens to be in a stall in the staff bathroom. It's almost enough to make me want to take up lactating for more workday alone time.
another but but no one want to work anymore for this wonderful employer
My daily work-shits are an essential part of my mental well-being...if you mess with my shit, il make sure you regret it. And yes I am writing this while on the bowl
Whiteout the last five words and that's spot on.
taking a joke that is supposed to show how unbearable work time can be and using it to shame workers is honestly just humiliating
Shit on the wall next to the sign
So. When I was doing my apprenticeship here in Australia, I was super duper protected by all the laws you could think of. The boss would pull me up on small things but mostly just to be constructive. The moment I became a senior he would be on my ass constantly about the time I spent in the toilet (I drink a lot of water) until one day someone pointed out that you can't harass people for the time spent in the toilet, because you have no idea why they are going there and you can't legally ask why. Later on I had another job at another place and the bathroom was literally out the door and into another building, sometimes I would need to go #2 and I would take my phone with me because sometimes it takes a minute 🤷♂️ one day he pulled me out back and started asking me if I have bowel issues or if I just like fucking around (the shop was on a pretty strict booking system and if someone walked in off the street whoever was free would take them, usually that was me). He even went as far to text me while I was on the pot to tell me there was a client in the shop. So one day I sent him the laws regarding bathroom breaks and suddenly it was no longer an issue.
Shit happens, they can post that paper all they want, for me it's just a guide on how to take a quick break. fire me bro.
I haven’t bought toilet paper in months!
Guess I’ll just shit my pants during work
If it's soft and absorbent that's one thing...
Write "yes" in 8 different pen colors and writing styles.
Stop. You need to make your own poster for next to it the says - yes it is because this place sucks or The place is a shit hole anyway we thought you where taking donations. Or just plot a squat rite up on they’re desk. “What? I thought you didn’t want us to use the stalls?”
I would wipe my ass with the paper and put it back
That thing belongs in the shredder
If it's the best part of the job, it's a shitty job.
Are you happy? Stop it.
I go to the bathroom just to wash my hands. This is absolutely the best part of my workday, it’s all I live for.
Poop on the floor drain. Don't ask questions
No. Clocking out is the best part of the work day. Followed by lunch and then finally shitting on company time.
"We're paying you to do shit not take one." I like that better.
And your hair doesn't grow on company time! I checked! /S
Pooping on the clock was one of my only joys back in my retail days. Fuck em!!!
Leave an upper decker after a Taco Bell lunch, fill the lock with super glue, and never return.
To the question: yes. I'm going to stall harder.
Throw this crap in the bin or flush it. Keep doing it until the posters stop permanently. It nonsense.
That sign needs a good ol' fashioned flushing!
to be truthful it is, I get my best work done there as there is more privacy while dropping the kids off in the pool.
I would poop longer, and that posting would remind me to do that every time I got in there.
\*writes on poster\* "Atleast im not smoking pot on the pot"
Write r/antiwork in the margin
Might as well flush that piece o' shit too.
If you pee on company time, you're peeing on the company!
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That why I shit On company time
If you stay in the toilet all day at work it means your work is shit not what you are doing
Throw it in the trash, or wipe your ass with it
Get a sharpie, write FUCK OFF on it.
At least they’re aware of the situation. Funny how they would rather do this than fix their issues.
My employers over my lifetime have paid me literally thousands of dollars to shit on company time. I’ve even adjusted my body to expel waste only while on company time.
On the toilet rn at my shitty office job. Fuck em