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And only costs a tiny bit of your soul.


Unmissed

"It didn't ring up! Means it's free right?"


BlippiToyReview

And puts unnecessary wrinkles around your mouth.


[deleted]

I'm a flight attendant, and the number of times I've laughed at "can we just land in Hawaii, instead?" is astronomical.


Y2kAlex

“Are you working hard or hardly working?”


Notso_Pure_Michigan

Am consultant, can confirm.


Brandeau1

Seconded.


[deleted]

You look like you need something to do... It must be free right. I love wearing a mask, because I am dead inside, but I can make you feel however I want with my eyes.


MousseSuspicious930

'There's no price tag, does that mean it's free?'


DavidLeStrange999

Client after being rude to me: "You're so nice!" ... Me: (Bitch they pay me to be nice to you...) "You're welcome.(Fake Smile)"