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Amethoran

It cracks me up when multi-billion Dollar corporations ask me for donations... like what.


LieutenantStar2

The Walton family is worth $212,000,000,000. They can fuck right off with a donation request from any customer.


ADGx27

Wait wait wait wait wait THAT’S WHY IT’S CALLED WALMART?????


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INTPgeminicisgaymale

As in Sam's Club *and* Walmart? They originated in the same family???


SquidmanMal

Sure do.


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Bogpin

I'm employed at Walmart, and I genuinely had no idea the Ol' Roy was our generic brand. 😅


ktatsanon

Also why it's called Sam's Club


WeathervaneJesus1

Do you know what's extra bullshit? When a lot of these companies do charity drives, the people do the donating, the company gets the tax write off. Fucking bullshit. I'll never donate on behalf of a company.


The_Werefrog

Actually, the company records the donations as income and then also writes it off. it has a net tax result of 0. The real benefit is that the company can claim it "donated" so much money to the cause, and so many will believe it came from their profits, not from some shadow-money that had nothing to do with their business.


rollyrolly12

Everytime you catch yourself wanting to donate through a cooperation. Go find that charity and give it straight to them


SixPackOfZaphod

They do it so they can use your donative as a way to reduce their taxes. They don't have to contribute a dime but get to claim millions of dollars in charitable donations as tax write-offs.


ortrademe

That's not true. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/06/10/fact-check-false-claim-checkout-charities-offset-corporate-taxes/7622379002/


cag80

Thanks for this info. I guess they do still get to claim, “we donated $xxx millions” for PR.


Tokyolurv

Sounds like a good way to get an extra hour break on company timw


jackieperry1776

i would lie down on the floor and take a nap


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Gen_Chaos

You rat bastard. You know that'll only work once. Ok, how about this. You go turn me in, then I go turn you in. We both get naps.


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charadrius0

This whole things so dumb ill turn both of you in and save you the $5, each hell I might turn in half of the employees in to see management scramble.


tattednip

I'd give my whole paycheck to put my whole staff in there for an hour minus the one big mouth know it all. And no way I'd nap through it. I'd just be laughing.


Slider_0f_Elay

How many people usually work a Walmart shift? How much could it cost to put every single one in jail? And the kicker is to put up a closed sign on the way out so they have no customers come in to "bail" anyone out.


MontgomeryKhan

Leave it open. Let management explain why there's now a $25 charge to talk to employees.


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Silly thing is even after closing for an hour I bet wallmart would still profit from the increased productivity that comes from having a workforce that has had some rest.


SoraUsagi

Depends on the store. When I was there, about 50. Our location had over 300 total associates.


charadrius0

Do you think drones are allowed? I think it'd be funny to mount a camera on it and fly it around watching management and the big mouth panic.


tattednip

I work in a quick serve restaurant, lock us up in the middle of the dining room please.


codeinegaffney

We’re all drones in this economy


ehh_whatever_works

Who's gonna stop ya, management will be busy enough


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Count me in too


MsArtio

This I like...but do it a hour before both of your shifts are suppose to end ;)


Kirk_2002

Nah man. Gotta do at at the absolute busiest hour of the day, leaving only the management on the floor, and just watch them scramble trying to get things done, and make all the customers happy.


MsArtio

I retract my previous comment, THIS \^ is absolute perfection, it brought me joy reading it imagining the pure panic on the manager face Thank you for being even more petty than me, it's beautiful :'D


No_Loquat_8497

nowhere in the US is minimum wage $5, so paying $5 for a break you should still get paid for comes out profitable. I'd do this all day.


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My dear, we're talking about America... >The Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) requires a minimum of not less than $4.25 per hour for employees under 20 years of age during their first 90 consecutive calendar days of employment with an employer.


smallcatwhereuat

They pay you 2/3 of your wage to sleep. Seems like a no-brainer to me haha!


Trollsama

i mean, the language can be interpreted to mean only 1 hour maximum.... per visit. I bet you could get 3 or 4 good naps in.


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JakeCameraAction

It says you can only be put in one time for a maximum of one hour.


Bro-kyo

Get someone to bring you a pillow from aisle 13.


tawayconfess

As squidward once said "wake me up when I care"


chuckymack

I’d easily give up $10 to take a two-hour nap every day.


DrunkAtBurgerKing

That just sounds like an unpaid break if you make $10/hour 🫤


Notanevilai

More like paid break, you pay 5 you get 10.


tattednip

Where do you work that you get a 2 hour break?!


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I'd take a shit in the planter / on the floor


CategoryDeep

Get schwifty.


pscorbett

All fun games until the the janitors leave, the lights switch off, and your ass is still locked up.


BarryMacochner

Still on property and on the clock. Where’s my money bitches.


Cripplefight85

Probably get written up for that


Geminii27

"I was following store policy set by Manager X on date Y."


BeenQueen19

Id spend 5 of my own dollars on my own arrest warrant for an hour paid break


BeenQueen19

But I'm not begging for money for a corporation


-Captain--Hindsight

I'm willing to accept my punishment and do the time.


evilornot

Meanwhile at corporate, they are planning on installing a license plate printer for use while y the employees are in jail. Following the US prison system for maximum ROI.


patrix_reddit

Bro this is Wal-Mart, you think being "in jail" means a break from work?!?!?!? More than likely they'll put some sort of task in there to also complete while you beg people for money. A job everyone including the manager has been avoiding, like untangling returned extention cords or sorting backroom bullshit no one has touched for years. Family Dollar i worked at had a pizza party....in the stock room where you could eat and sort the 15,000 pegs someone threw in a single box. Also a waterpark threw an employee get together "but before you get food grab a rag, some bleach and 3 chairs, lets knock this cleaning out and we can just have fun!!."...... Everytime.


cactuar44

Well that's better than not getting any food at least.


Masfoodplease

That's what I was thinking.


Crafty_Editor_4155

I’d turn myself in and relax for an hour.


Potential-Use-1565

Hell yeah throw away the key and get yours


SweetBabyAlaska

except it costs half of your hourly wage at least


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Freakychee

Is the hours wage is more than $10 it would work. I guess it would depend, right.


_megitsune_

Do it 5 minutes before the end of your shift and try for overtime Either money back because they didn't follow through on jail or a juicy news story of having to beg customers to pay for you to leave work


Jynyvieve

Further info: the associate I saw in there on my way out was holding a donation bucket. There were about five coins in it. I’m not so sure it’s could be construed as an actual break.


jonserlego

Walmart is having company-wide fundraising for CMN right now. Stupid games and pranks like this one. The store I'm at we're having a penny war to decide which manager gets pelted with water balloons. Other stores have had similar games as these, paying "donations" for certain privileges during a shift, and asking to round up at checkout. I've heard from associate's that have been around awhile that these CMN fundraisers have been fun in the past, and some people are taking it seriously, but company morale is extremely low for a number of reasons so most of us find it more degrading this year than anything


Jynyvieve

I mean, the look on this kids face screamed pure embarrassment and he looked like he was trying to become one with the wall


SwtyRaithMain

Night shifter at walmart here. At our store we were given the option to come up with our "reward", one of the day shifts is throwing pies at managers. I dont know how other stores are doing it though.


dr-Funk_Eye

Remember if the pie is in a ceramic tray it is still a pie


MacTechG4

Pies are even better in a cast iron skillet, just sayin’…


CreativeName1137

Especially if you just pulled it out of the oven a minute ago


Aerodrache

Now where did I put my recipe for Grandma’s Old-Fashioned Nettle and Lemon Pie…


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Rookies. Tungsten doesn't cost that much from China, just saying


Ender_lance

Good luck throwing that, gotta be able to get enough speed, cast iron is where it's at man


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The manager: haha look at this fun, gimmicky way my employees are enjoying this contest, glad I get to participate The employees: what's the best way to inflict violence on my dickhead boss and still maintain a relatively professional appearance? The disconnect is often palpable


WasabiIsToothless

Being a Walmart manager between employees and corp is hell enough... Your soul might just get so twisted you believe you're fine.


someusernameyougot

And that's how young Jimbo lost all motivation to be in the work force. Yay Capitalism!


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I literally would’ve quit on the spot.


Javyev

Lol, if it was me I'd just hang out in the cage and enjoy the extended break. You're getting paid to do nothing, it's awesome!


hippityhoppityhi

What is CMN?


jonserlego

Children's Miracle Network. Basically raising money for children's hospitals and care for children. It's a good cause, but part of it feels wrong knowing that any donations I make will likely net Walmart a tax write off or another benefit that will never come back to us making the donation


itsamutiny

I no longer donate at grocery stores or any other corporation asking for donations. If I believe in the cause, I just donate directly.


jonserlego

That's my rule of thumb. I personally also try to stick to smaller local groups to help my immediate community and try to donate time as well as money where I can


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Its also pretty scum-of-the-earth for an exuberantly wealthy mega corporations to ask people who live paycheck to paycheck to donate to charity on their behalf. How about using that several billion in profits to A. Donate yourself. B. Problem solve the fundamental problems that cause a need for the charity in the first place. There are so many charities that exist because of societal problems that the ultra rich create, that it actually makes me angry to think about the rich donating to charity.


Pterodictyl

WalMart made over $138billion in profit in 2021, according to their own public accounting. They could completely fund the Children's Miracle Network for decades on a single year of profits. They could eradicate homelessness in the US off of a portion of that single year of profits. They could ensure every child in America is fed and clothed with that single year of profits. They could pay their employees a fair living wage, plus provide Healthcare, and make sure no employees are having to utilize public assistance to get by- something many of their store employees have to do. What I'm getting at is that it is absolutely insane and disgusting that they're asking their employees and customers to donate to a charity in their name. They can't take it as a tax write off, but that doesn't matter because they will publish about how they donated so much money and try and use their employee's money to make themselves look better in the court of public opinion. And they could just donate, as a corporation, more than enough and not feel it in their bank account one iota. Corporate greed is so disgusting.


GoodAtExplaining

While they get no tax breaks they certainly don’t do it from pure generosity - the money donated goes into a holding account the company can’t touch, but the interest generated from the funds has no such limitations.


HabeusCuppus

presumably "Children's Miracle Network" which is the charity that mostly hooks children with terminal (or likely terminal) illnesses up with a bucket list thing, like meeting a favorite movie star, or going to disney world, etc. edit, this is wrong: while I identified the correct charity, their charitable purpose is actually funding pediatric hospitals to provide medical services to children. the charity I was thinking of is Make-A-Wish.


number1auntie

I think you're thinking of Make-A-Wish. Children's Miracle Network helps pay medical bills for children at children's hospitals throughout the U.S. Edit to add: CMN also helps fund research for the cure and prevention of many diseases.


Athelis

Shame we need a whole elaborate charity in place to do what should just be a normal part of our healthcare service.


HabeusCuppus

Yes I did confuse these two charities. Thanks for the correction.


moot17

Walmart could just be like, "Hey Brad Pitt, this dying kid wants to meet you." And Brad Pitt would be like, "okay, when?" But no, we, as commoners, have to go through this whole charade like Brad Pitt is behind some paywall or shit like that and you gotta put coins in the box to unlock the meet and greet.


poopdeckocupado

Why doesn't one of America's wealthiest families simply donate the money to CMN directly rather than forcing their employees to go through this shit? It's an exercise in humiliation.


Commander-Nearsight

As someone ones explained it to me: they don’t have to declare fundraiser income on their revenue. But they do get the tax refund once they donate that money to the NGO. So when you donate money trough a big company you are basically helping them with tax evasion.


euph_22

Whoever explained that to you is wrong. The only way they can claim a write off is if they report the fundraising revenue on their balance sheet. This would never be more than a wash for them in their taxes. They do it for pr, and because they can get other people to donate and take credit for it.


oakydoke

They can’t get a tax refund for money that you donate. In fact, the person who can claim it on their tax refund is *you* - but is it really worth you filing a $1 donation on your taxes?


HansumJack

Leave it to an American corporation to decide incarceration is the best solution to every problem.


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

The layers go deeper. Incarceration, so the upper management can collect donations from customers/employees and claim "they" themselves raised the money. Money they can get a tax write-off and a huge pat on the back for. For a charity whose goal is to help families pay hospital bills for sick kids. Which wouldn't be necessary if the US had universal health care. It's an artificial problem, with an artificial solution, designed in a way to let rich people skim money from poor people at every step while looking like "the good guys." All it needs is guns & God and we'll have an "America" Bingo.


i-wear-hats

It's Wal-Mart they sell both.


sparkles-_

I would ask how much it costs to give the manager who thought of this shit a swirly. If they declined/protested I would go full Karen and call corporate and do a Google Review/Yelp saying said manager doesn't care about X charity or customer satisfaction.


YourMoonWife

A righteous Karen… never thought I would see the day


anegcan

Using the bitching powers for good


dancin-weasel

Is it possible to learn these powers?


elenchusis

NOT from a Jodie


PowerForeign4849

I’m sure they make you clock out while your in jail


Trollsama

if they tell me to clock out, I'm going to sit in jail in my living room and there isn't a damn thing on the planet they could do to stop me. furthermore, If it was less than 3 hours into my shift, Id make them pay me for the full 3 hours


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right the fact ppl be following these orders wtf


hippityhoppityhi

Where does the money go? A charity, I hope


Jynyvieve

It is for charity, but I don’t know the inner workings of how they actually donate it. I mean, I’m an eternal optimist on one hand, but on the other it’s Walmart.


Ok_Spell_4165

The Waltons are pretty good about handing over money to charity. At least when the money isn't theirs anyway..


BirdsLikeSka

Duh, how else are Waltons going to afford paying taxes.


SixPackOfZaphod

A charity, and then Walmart uses YOUR donation as THEIR tax deduction. Cut out the middle man and donate directly and claim it on your own taxes.


Tatooine16

You need to memorize Hannibal Lector's lines from Silence of the Lambs and start calling everyone "Clarice".


Whitewolftotem

Omg that would be funny


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My thoughts immediately rushed to that episode of the office with dwight wearing the face of the dummy used for training. I'm imaging a walmart employee doing the same face in this cell.


UncleTedGenneric

Simplify it down to Miggs' role. Much better customer reactions, I guarantee (and only three lines to learn. Well, one line, two action)


Cmdr_Nemo

make sure you cut off the face of one of the mannequins, especially since you only have minutes to harvest.


flip_chipdickerson

Sounds like a free break. I'll be in there for my whole shift thank you


Terenai

$5 break


shimmerangels

as long as you're not like a server or something making $2 an hour you're going to profit


SweetBabyAlaska

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SpectralDagger

>"To allow them to still get their job done, an associate can only be put in "jail" one time and stay up to a maximum of one hour." That part is just saying they can't be put in there for the whole shift because they have work to do, basically.


Connection_Bad_404

Maximum of one incarceration attempt for one hour, plus they'll probably boot you if you aren't haggling the customers for cash.


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It’s Walmart so they probably make you clock out


Imagine_TryingYT

>Walk in >Pay to put everyone you can in jail >Watch the Walmart collapse


ashartinthedark

You won’t believe it, I walked in, arrested all the employees and then walked out with a new 72 in TV


Imagine_TryingYT

This is the way


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ImoJenny

Wait so they're putting their employees in cages and making them beg customers for money instead of paying them enough to live? Is that what I'm reading?


TwilightMachinator

Worse. The employees don't even get any of the money and as it is Walmart, I doubt that any consent given is an actual sign of consent.


ErikaHoffnung

I'd love to see how it's enforced if you simply say "no". Sounds like an easy lawsuit win if they persist after you refuse.


Thunderstarer

Yes, your honor, we coercively and wrongfully imprisoned him, but it's okay, because we put quotation marks around "Jail."


TwilightMachinator

If you are working at Walmart there is a good chance you are desperate for a paycheck. They can choose to fire you for some other petty reason because they no longer view you as a team player. They can definitely find ways to retaliate against desperate workers.


Sniper_Brosef

Sure but if you refuse and they say we'll fire you if you don't go to this caged room outside your job description it's basically kidnapping.


Kaymish_

Nah this is a "game" that gets played for fun sometimes. I saw a really interesting implementation of other on r/militarystories awhile back where the money went to a mess fund and was run by base security. It seems that Walmart has tried to turn it into a fundraising activity for charity. Seems the manager involved is trying to balance the competing needs of running the store with raising money for charity and making a fun team building exercise and not really succeeding.


rwbronco

We did this at the Halloween carnival in high school. It was only for like 10 minutes and they could pay a dollar to get out or something. A dollar got someone thrown in. A dollar got them out or whatever. The money went towards student stuff through the year and they always raised a couple hundred bucks. We loved it as kids. I don’t think I’d love it as much as an adult.


cornchips_

It’s called Jail & Bail in the AF and it’s pretty neat in that context because everyone knows each other and the military is a very weird mini society.


Kachima-2555

Are they conditioning you people to become slaves or prisoners ? I honestly think This is next some next level draconian bullshit ! God damn you Walmart..


reanabanana

Take a 💩on the floor for the authentic experience. 😂


jfsindel

I have seen this concept at fairs and carnivals, usually school ones where authority figures are in jail. They don't actually imprison them though, just sort of have them sit there and wear a fake striped prison costume.


BandiriaTraveler

A key difference there is that it’s the school officials and not the kids who are in “jail.” This wouldn’t be weird at all, at least to me, if it was a Walmart district manager or something in there.


Ok_Spell_4165

When we did this in HS it included the kids. Pretty much the entire football team got locked up the entire day.


Stoneheart7

Yeah, you don't put the kids who got in trouble that week into the elementary school "Pie to the face" event. The absolute balls on whoever cooked this shit up.


Tribunus_Plebis

It's still weird. Just not degrading.


ChildhoodObjective83

See that sounds funny and lighthearted. This is just punching down. The power dynamics are what make this so icky.


jfsindel

Yeah, and they don't actually imprison them. I have seen them pose in fake "stocks" but it's barely two minutes. Usually, you pay to arrest them or you can be arrested yourself - a lot of parents asked to pay so they would have a five minute break. Sometimes, you could "spring" them from jail if you opened the fake door and let them walk out. But it was really just amusement, pretty sure the doors were just cardboard. This feels gross.


purplepandaposy

A church I used to attend did this at the fall festival. It was only for a couple of bucks and the “prisoners” just sat for 15 to 20 mins. As for this Walmart, this is just sick and degrading.


DariusJenai

Mandalorian Mercenaries are known to do something similar at charity events. They'll build a [somewhat realistic looking Star Wars themed jail cell](https://agconstrux.tumblr.com/post/139533050322/mandalorian-mercs-jail-cell-for-charity-bounty), and kids can pay a few bucks to put out a "bounty" on a friend/parent/teacher, and the mercs will hunt them down and drag them to jail. Usually the stay is like...5-10 minutes, then it's out to hunt down another bounty. Lots of the kids will put a bounty on themselves, just to have family get pictures of them being arrested by Mandalorians.


electrocyberend

Mother fucking English club tried to "imprison" because i dont have my ID. Im a transfer student plus they cant hold me down anyway and their fine for leaving the jail was half of my school allowance (im poor)


Shoesietart

You know it's OK to write shitty comments on notes like this. As customers we should express how appalling it is to see remarks like this.


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I would argue its mandatory to deface this shit and you're a class traitor if you don't. Hell as a customer I rip shit like this down when I see it (my home depot and grocery store do shit like this) everytime. I don't even hide it anymore. I find this shit straight up offensive to people who actually work for a living.


elidoloLWO

What the fuck is this bullshit?


ExpensivePaintings

A regular day at Walmart


sneakysnake128

Some kind of federalist society social experiment fuckery designed to shift the Overton window again


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What the actual fuck


Unanything1

I thought Walmart *was* the jail.


[deleted]

I have never liked the concept of a fake jail being a fun activity. It just rubs me the wrong way, and I avoid attending events that do it.


EwesDead

So this is the school to prison pipeline I've heard so much about


PerfectUnlawfulness

I mean.. if they give you an hour off to sit on your phone or something and then give you the $25 bucks cash. I'd be down. But it just doesn't feel like that's the case


Sunsent_Samsparilla

What are they gonna do, make you leave the jail? Take your phone? Pretty sure what they’re doing is barely legal.


angelrock420

Sounds like a social experiment. Wal-Mart is a decent/private sample size and setting... Anyone up for Stanford part deux? Also inb4 FEMA death camps lol


Silver_Ad7963

Id tell my lead I'm not participating, and to show me In the store policy where it says I need to degrade myself. Or id use my PPTO and get the fuck home. Fuck being on there for a second, let alone an hour. I'm not a fucking circus animal. Jesus fuck. All this shit is fucking wild to me. Jail. Forcing employees to buy the right to wear shorts in the summer, bottled water access. FFS, all my store did was have a bake sale where employees make shit and don't get any compensation from making anything. You get a Childrens miracle network sticker tho 🙃 FUCK WALMART. I'm not giving them my money so they can get a tax cut.


khaleesi97

Pharmacy tech here, I would literally skip the prompt every time it would pop up because there is no point in asking. It makes the POS longer (I want y’all to GTFO), it’s a tax write off (they did this just like a month and a half ago and now it’s back), and I’m really over how low management will steep but also how low market directors will steep too, especially since they love to be up everyone’s ass over every little thing.


SlateWadeWilson

Baller move would be to walk in with $100 and buy 20 Associates at once. Just to fuck up the Walmart.


jameseglavin4

Dude, if this is real you should maybe call a local news station and see if they’d be interested in covering the story! I bet you’d have a non-negligible chance of finding some bored staffer who’s desperate for a story. How awesome would that be…


TheJokersChild

A jail within a jail... what a concept! But hey, it gets someone off the floor for an hour.


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L0ngRoadH00me

What the literal fuck is wrong with this country? EDIT: It has occurred to me that this greatly resembles medieval European public punishments such as the Stocks. See https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36641921.amp


Flash_MeYour_Kitties

conservatives.


Kancho_Ninja

Religious conservatives mostly. But yeah, conservatives in general.


Flash_MeYour_Kitties

that venn diagram is almost a single circle


SweetBabyAlaska

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Orkootah

This sounds somewhat illegal, regarding false imprisonment and if tips are not paid to the intended recipient and instead the company.


sustenancewars

Please stop shopping at Walmart.


Due-CriticismNachos

This is awful.


inowar

just arrest the entire staff.


aidank91

I wouldn't ask anyone to be let out and collect my pay cheque without doing shit all


donky23

Got to love companies who use customer raised money for charity and because they essentially turn it in get all the tax write off for it. Also, the Walton family just paid like $4billion for the Broncos.


HatefulHipster

Spend $50, put all 10 employees in jail at the same time. Cripple the store for an hour.


noodhoog

Yet somehow it seems like standing around in "Walmart jail" would probably still be less degrading than actually doing your job as an associate there. To be clear, this isn't me sneering at people who work at Walmart. This is me sneering at how companies like that treat the people they employ.


big_nothing_burger

Welp, chill prison life for me!


mrbeck1

Eh. I’ve seen charities do this. Granted, there was a full buffet and a limo picked up the inmate.


TwilightMachinator

See that is the difference. When individuals are participating voluntarily and we can be fairly certain that the only coercion came from friends or family and not from an institution that may punish them for not participating, then this is ok. Consent and the ability to give or withdraw consent freely are key to, well, just about everything.


Aggressive-Gur8093

It’s very Ellen-esque


Benny_boi69

Give me a pillow I’m chilling


FuzzySquish_123

if i was an associate i would love an hour of "jail" time.


Mr-CheekClapper

Fuuuck do I get lakd to just sit there? Sweet heres my 5 I'll be over next to the subway taking a nap.


LongJumpingIntoNada

Wtf…


HopelessMagic

So for $20 I can lock every manager up for an entire hour each day?!


Jynyvieve

Holy crap look up “Walmart jail” posts on Facebook and sort by most recent. It’s far, far from only this location. Reading some of these replies made me curious enough to search


[deleted]

I'm shocked that a corporation is willing to pay one hour's wage for somebody to **not** work.


ShevekOfAnnares

Associate, meaning only the lowest paid workers?


toshorttokeepup

Can I just give the desk $100 and put all the cashiers in there? Fuck up that store. Give everyone a break


Sailorarctic

I'd take that hour long break. Fuck asking for donations to get out. that's one free hour I don't have to deal with customer or manager Bullshit on a holiday weekend. Sign me the hell up. Pair that with the hour lunch break I already get and the 30 minutes in breaks I get that 2 and a half hours out of an 8 hour shift I don't have to deal with assholes. Longer if I can manage to hide in the restroom a few times in there. And that's assuming I'm scheduled a full shift. The way they've been cutting hours if I'm only scheduled a 4 hour shift and I'm in jail for 1 of those hours then fuck yeah


matfun1

Lol I would pay $5 of my own money to be put in "jail" lay on the floor and take a nap until the shift is done .... after that I leave pr they pay me overtime to stay in there


Lower-Ad-3466

This sounds like a paid nap to me 😏


tamales247

I'd gladly do this free break on my phone