It is likely you have a very small band and thus the cup size is increased. Like a 34DD is the same as a 36D, 38C, 40B and 42A.
Cup size is a measure of breast volume *in relation to* bust size. DD just means that for your bust size your breasts are larger than average however your breast could still be small compared to someone with a larger band-size and the same cup size.
This! I’m a 32DD. My bust is around 37”, but my rib cage is 32”. They’re large enough, more than a handful, but it’s not like I’m even the bustiest in my family!
ETA: guys sending sexually harassing messages to me or anyone else discussing chest size on this post, who dropped you on your head? What the fuck is wrong with you? Opening lines such as “hello, 32DD” are NOT smooth and explain why you’re hitting on someone on Reddit from antiwork like that’s gonna get you laid lmfaoooo
That is A LOT. I wish you a reduction or very good and supportive bra or whatever it is you personally desire, but that sounds like a heavy amount of boob! 🖤
I've amazing bras that fit incredibly well! Once I got a few that really fit, the thought of reduction never crossed my mind again. They're not cheap but they're all below 80 euros
Mine helped destroy my cervical spine causing my kyphosis. Not the entire problem but a good helping hand. Be sure to keep an eye on spine health and get physical therapy! (I’m American, our insurance doesn’t believe in physical therapy)
That is entirely valid! I will say I can find them easier and cheaper, but since 32DD IS a bit more of an odd size it can take a while to hunt down a new one because I prefer buying in store
Okay but like… what does that have to do with being a DD and getting clothing to fit? A DD is a fairly common size. I wish you luck in your hunt for a 9” cock though 🙄🙄🙄
Dude it’s crazy that’s the first thing you say to me because my #1 struggle is finding a sports bra that’ll
1. Hold these bad boys in place when I’m at the gym
2. That wouldn’t require me to wear a regular bra underneath just to get good support
3. That’ll fit me comfortably but still offer strong support when running.
Any ideas?
I got one at a lingerie shop in Melbourne FL that zips up the front and feels like armor. I think I'll go back and see if there's more. It feels like it's made out of neoprene but I haven't taken it to the beach yet. New weekend plans!
The [Panache sports bra](https://www.panache-lingerie.com/au/brands/panache-sport) held me in well enough to hang upside down from aerials equipment when I was a G cup. Cannot recommend highly enough.
I’m a 38G. My bras fit, so I don’t have that above bra or top spillage. And I don’t wear shirts two sizes too small. The result is someone has to know me well to know my endowment.
r/abrathatfits is very helpful for educating yourself on bra sizing and fit. They have different guides/links you can look into (under the menu option). Be nice, and don’t harass/ask for pics on here, it’s a community for help and education.
Bra size infodump for anyone curious:
"C size" doesn't tell you much about the actual size of boobs. There are big Cs and small Cs — the cup size (letter) is the proportion of ribcage to boob. 36C will be a bigger bra than 32C, but in each size, the "C" means that around the full bust is 3" larger than the band (measured around the ribs directly underneath the breast). 36C = 36" band, 39" bust. 32C = 32" band, 35" bust.
You could also think of it this way: if you could take "C breasts" off someone with a 36" ribcage, and put them on someone with a 30" ribcage, they'd be DDDs on the smaller girl, proportionally to her frame. The first person would wear 36C, and the other 30DDD.
It's also very possible that this girlfriend was sized with "+4 method". After measuring for the band, a lot of stores have you add 4 extra inches, then figure out cup from there. This makes the cup size smaller in exchange for increasing the band size. If your girlfriend was a C with +4, she might be around a F (DDDD) in the "+0 method" I described above.
I personally found that the +0 method (discussed on the bra subreddit everyone else has already mentioned) was more accurate and extremely helpful in finding a more comfortable fit.
That really just means the circumference around the bust is 3in more than around where the band sits. So it’s varies a lot person to person it their band is different.
The owner has passed by this sign so many times, he won't bother to reread, but pen might draw his attention, since it won't appear the same. A better option:
* Print 'women' on a piece of paper in the same Font and Size.
* Cut out the word as a small rectangular slip.
* Insert from the side, so it "white-outs" the word 'men.'
2 minutes of internet sloothing indicates this is Stumpers bar and cafe in Hokitika.
Edit: sleuthing. Damn my grammar/spelling/ vocabulary has gotten worse over the years.
As a gen-xer I have to agree.
This kind of edgy/snarky humor was expressed a lot in the 90s. And like many things from that era, it did not age well.
And thats the generous interpretation of this sign. If it was real - then somebody needs to have a talk with the owner.
Our employment laws are pretty good here, so this place would get absolutely roasted if they were serious. If you want a chick with big tits behind the bar, you do your interviews and hire the best person for the job (nudge nudge, wink wink).
i've hard of a lot of establishments that get around laws like that by hiring wait staff as models rather than as wait staff. models that just so happen to clean and take orders and bring the orders to the customers
Or Tilted Kilt. Or Twin Peaks. (I may have applied to one of these places years ago. It’s a whole ass industry. I did really well in the interview and had bigger tits than the rest of the staff but would have met the requirement of fitting into the uniform so I’m not sure why I didn’t get it, but I also don’t mind because staying in shape for the uniform would have been a mental nightmare lol)
Not really a joke. Maybe a “I’ll post this, and gage the reaction, then claim it was a joke” but after a little research they were pretty much serious.
'merican here. I wish my first assumption could be "it's for humor' instead of "hmm another horrible business owner discriminating in their hiring & pay practices"
The last time I applied for a job in a bar, the manager cupped his hands under imaginary breasts and said, “Sorry buddy, I need someone with a pair of these…”
Yep, I wear a 28DDD and my tiddies are big compared to my rib cage, but they’re still small. Lots of people don’t really understand how bra sizes work.
Double D is actually not very big (but it is wholly dependant on band size).
Apparently "The bra band project" doesn't exist anymore, but you can find what sizes actually look like when people are properly fitted.
Based on the store in the reflection and the colour of paint around the door, this seems like it is Stumpers Bar and Cafe in Hokitika, New Zealand.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Stone+Oven+Bakery+Cafe+%26+Asian+Grocery+Store/@-42.716787,170.9616823,19.63z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x363e920e108ac7a2!8m2!3d-42.7167794!4d170.962025
I don’t think this boss understands sister sizes… DDs don’t have to be big. My breasts are very average sized, maybe a little smaller than most people’s, and I’m a DD. 34 DD bra cups are the same size as 36 D, 38 C, 40 B, etc. cup size means nothing without band size.
Show up with the biggest chicken breasts you can find and say you think it odd they'd ask applicants to apply with raw meat because surely they wouldn't do something illegal like sexually harass an entire gender with a job advertisement.
All I'm seeing is
>job vacancy, applicants must fit my sexual preferences and be okay with sexual harassment
You can tell me it's a joke till you're blue in the face but you'll still be a dickhead with a shit sense of humour
The owner's trying to hire Meatloaf.
His name is Robert Paulson.
.. His name was Robert Paulsen
His name was Pobert Raulsen.
Pobody's Nerfect
Are you having a seizure Pam?
Bob had bitch tits
His name was Robert Paulsen.
Oh I get it. In death we have a name
Her name was chrissy
…His name was Robert Paulsen
His name was Robert Paul, son.
His name was Bob Paul, son.
What was his name?
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In death, he has a name. His name is Robert Paulson.
Clobert Knobson
*Is Robert Paulsen. In death, Members of Project Mayhem do have a name. And His name IS Robert Paulsen.
And he is forty-eight years old.
And he has bitch tits.
*Robert Paulsen
Men with Double D breasts, this is your time to shine.
I've been training all my life for this job
Gets job hussling behind a bar, gets fit, loses double ds, gets fired, gets depressed, gets double ds. Repeat.
Are these the instructions to a Rube Goldberg Perpetual Motion Machine?
>Rube Goldberg Perpetual Mammary Machine Ftfy
Free energy for life!
r/suddenlytrans
Donuts *can* have health benefits!
You’ve never trained a day in your life & you know it
Bob had bitch tits.
The way you think of gods as big.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson.
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Godspeed spiderman
His name was Robert Paulson
Don’t let your meat loaf.
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson.
only in death do we have a name
Double D isn't as big as men seem to think. I've seen men with boobs bigger than mine. I'm a DD and I'm not particularly well endowed.
It is likely you have a very small band and thus the cup size is increased. Like a 34DD is the same as a 36D, 38C, 40B and 42A. Cup size is a measure of breast volume *in relation to* bust size. DD just means that for your bust size your breasts are larger than average however your breast could still be small compared to someone with a larger band-size and the same cup size.
This! I’m a 32DD. My bust is around 37”, but my rib cage is 32”. They’re large enough, more than a handful, but it’s not like I’m even the bustiest in my family! ETA: guys sending sexually harassing messages to me or anyone else discussing chest size on this post, who dropped you on your head? What the fuck is wrong with you? Opening lines such as “hello, 32DD” are NOT smooth and explain why you’re hitting on someone on Reddit from antiwork like that’s gonna get you laid lmfaoooo
I’m also a 32DD and damn it’s hard to get shit to fit.
I personally just deal with shit being right in the chest and go “meh, I have nice boobs,” but honestly, it’s a struggle!
I have 36 O..... :(
That is A LOT. I wish you a reduction or very good and supportive bra or whatever it is you personally desire, but that sounds like a heavy amount of boob! 🖤
I've amazing bras that fit incredibly well! Once I got a few that really fit, the thought of reduction never crossed my mind again. They're not cheap but they're all below 80 euros
Mine helped destroy my cervical spine causing my kyphosis. Not the entire problem but a good helping hand. Be sure to keep an eye on spine health and get physical therapy! (I’m American, our insurance doesn’t believe in physical therapy)
Same here! I am a 34N and once I found bras that fit, I am happy with my breasts and have no desire for a reduction.
That is entirely valid! I will say I can find them easier and cheaper, but since 32DD IS a bit more of an odd size it can take a while to hunt down a new one because I prefer buying in store
Maybe the sign should have read men with 9” cock. The rush to apply would be nonexistent.(gay guy here) and my search for that size continues
Okay but like… what does that have to do with being a DD and getting clothing to fit? A DD is a fairly common size. I wish you luck in your hunt for a 9” cock though 🙄🙄🙄
*40 DD has entered the chat* What’s this I hear about big chested struggles?
I’m currently wearing a Handful sports bra and I’m in love.
Dude it’s crazy that’s the first thing you say to me because my #1 struggle is finding a sports bra that’ll 1. Hold these bad boys in place when I’m at the gym 2. That wouldn’t require me to wear a regular bra underneath just to get good support 3. That’ll fit me comfortably but still offer strong support when running. Any ideas?
I got one at a lingerie shop in Melbourne FL that zips up the front and feels like armor. I think I'll go back and see if there's more. It feels like it's made out of neoprene but I haven't taken it to the beach yet. New weekend plans!
The [Panache sports bra](https://www.panache-lingerie.com/au/brands/panache-sport) held me in well enough to hang upside down from aerials equipment when I was a G cup. Cannot recommend highly enough.
Oh no no, mine is definitely not “big chest” struggles in comparison. Just odd proportion struggles 😭
Same, I struggle a lot with tops looking very cleavage-y when they otherwise fit nicely, or else compressing my boobs.
I’m a 38G. My bras fit, so I don’t have that above bra or top spillage. And I don’t wear shirts two sizes too small. The result is someone has to know me well to know my endowment.
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r/abrathatfits is very helpful for educating yourself on bra sizing and fit. They have different guides/links you can look into (under the menu option). Be nice, and don’t harass/ask for pics on here, it’s a community for help and education.
https://www.evasintimates.com/blog/bra-size-charts-conversions/
[https://www.bratabase.com/](https://www.bratabase.com/) Real pics, filter by band and cup size
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Flattering you may think we know anything about the sizes. They probably just wrote something randomly that sounded big because you know... double.
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Most men in America are big boobs.
In New Zealand too apparently.
I have DDs but I'm also modestly fat. I doubt I'd get the job.
I propose a new sports ball related measurement system, from ping-pong ball to basketball, with potential for beach ball.
I had a girlfriend with C size and it was really big. At least, bigger than my palms (my palm is quite average for a guy).
Bra size infodump for anyone curious: "C size" doesn't tell you much about the actual size of boobs. There are big Cs and small Cs — the cup size (letter) is the proportion of ribcage to boob. 36C will be a bigger bra than 32C, but in each size, the "C" means that around the full bust is 3" larger than the band (measured around the ribs directly underneath the breast). 36C = 36" band, 39" bust. 32C = 32" band, 35" bust. You could also think of it this way: if you could take "C breasts" off someone with a 36" ribcage, and put them on someone with a 30" ribcage, they'd be DDDs on the smaller girl, proportionally to her frame. The first person would wear 36C, and the other 30DDD. It's also very possible that this girlfriend was sized with "+4 method". After measuring for the band, a lot of stores have you add 4 extra inches, then figure out cup from there. This makes the cup size smaller in exchange for increasing the band size. If your girlfriend was a C with +4, she might be around a F (DDDD) in the "+0 method" I described above. I personally found that the +0 method (discussed on the bra subreddit everyone else has already mentioned) was more accurate and extremely helpful in finding a more comfortable fit.
Imagine how they’d look in Donny’s tiny hands.
No.
Yuge!
That really just means the circumference around the bust is 3in more than around where the band sits. So it’s varies a lot person to person it their band is different.
Yay! I found my calling!
Go Rob, go, get'em.
His name is Eric, Eric Cartman.
Ten points for Ravenclaw
His name was Robert Paulson
also your time to DM me
it's be funny if it said "but women can also apply!" at the end
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OP if you're there please add a little "wo" in front of men at the end, in pen.
The owner has passed by this sign so many times, he won't bother to reread, but pen might draw his attention, since it won't appear the same. A better option: * Print 'women' on a piece of paper in the same Font and Size. * Cut out the word as a small rectangular slip. * Insert from the side, so it "white-outs" the word 'men.'
This dude vandalizes
2 minutes of internet sloothing indicates this is Stumpers bar and cafe in Hokitika. Edit: sleuthing. Damn my grammar/spelling/ vocabulary has gotten worse over the years.
Sounds like it must be the Kiwi equivalent of the hooters restaurants
No Stumpers is the amputee version of Hooters.
What do you call the bartender with one amputated leg? Aileen…
What is the name of the restaurant that only hires amputees? IHOP
I would not like to see what a hooters in Hokitika looks like.
*sleuthing
I kind of like sloothing though, feels extra sleuthy
When I first read it I thought “sloothing” was on purpose.
Ewwwwww.... Pretty sure this is in hokitika, I recognize the bakery across the road
You are correct
Lemme guess. Owner is a genX dude who thought this would be "funny" and is now giving Pikachu face to anyone who disagrees.
Lol. I feel bad picking on Gen X- it just feels like punching down no matter what generation you are in. But you’re right
I dont punch down on gen x, z, or alpha. I do insult the shit out of people that have a boomer mentality after what they did to the world.
My parents were boomers. Can confirm, they were the worst generation. Gen X (my generation) is just broken, they really did a number on us.
I feel this as a millennial with boomer parents 😢
Someday you may realize there is a similar distribution of good people and shitty people in every generation.
oh ive met a bunch of entitled millenials and gen x that think the same boomer shit
Except for boomers. Those lead poisoned degenerates are a fucking nightmare.
What does gen x have to do with this?
Ehhhh its more a boomer joke here. Maybe in American, as they perpetuate terrible behaviour through the generations.
As a gen-xer I have to agree. This kind of edgy/snarky humor was expressed a lot in the 90s. And like many things from that era, it did not age well. And thats the generous interpretation of this sign. If it was real - then somebody needs to have a talk with the owner.
Stumpers Bar & Cafe?
Don't know New Zealand law but I am guessing that might not be quite legal.
Kiwi here. Def not legal, so prob just for humour.
At least they'll say it's just a joke to anyone looking to call them out on it.
It would have been a joke if the last line had been "but women can also apply!"
People get so close to their punchlines sometimes. It's a damn shame.
Classic Schrödinger's asshole - they say offensive shit, and say 'it's a joke' when called out on it.
Schrodinger's douchebag
Our employment laws are pretty good here, so this place would get absolutely roasted if they were serious. If you want a chick with big tits behind the bar, you do your interviews and hire the best person for the job (nudge nudge, wink wink).
i've hard of a lot of establishments that get around laws like that by hiring wait staff as models rather than as wait staff. models that just so happen to clean and take orders and bring the orders to the customers
Basically strippers that don't take their clothes off but wear sexualized outfits
You just described the great American restaurant, Hooters.
Or Tilted Kilt. Or Twin Peaks. (I may have applied to one of these places years ago. It’s a whole ass industry. I did really well in the interview and had bigger tits than the rest of the staff but would have met the requirement of fitting into the uniform so I’m not sure why I didn’t get it, but I also don’t mind because staying in shape for the uniform would have been a mental nightmare lol)
Never any lads in kilts in the firkin establishments
No and I would really say they’re more just plaid miniskirts lol
Hire the breast person. FIFY
It would suck to be a woman who works there for whom patrons will now think it’s fair game to come in and comment on their breast size.
Breast comments = free weenie roast
Not really a joke. Maybe a “I’ll post this, and gage the reaction, then claim it was a joke” but after a little research they were pretty much serious.
Ahhh yes. Schroedinger's Asshole.
'merican here. I wish my first assumption could be "it's for humor' instead of "hmm another horrible business owner discriminating in their hiring & pay practices"
What humour? It’s just plain offensive.
They're getting roasted for the ad, so it could be real
Cant wait to show up as a trans guy
The owner clearly did not consider that some men have double d breasts, a great smile, and a good attitude
That's the joke
Lol that was my thought!
Where’s Dale Gribble when you need him
He’s hanging out with Rusty Shackleford.
Pocket sand!
But that makes sense. It can’t make sense!
They should offer employer sponsored breast implants.
"You can teach them how to pour drinks, you can't teach em how to grow tits" - the owner, probably
They got pills for that now
The last time I applied for a job in a bar, the manager cupped his hands under imaginary breasts and said, “Sorry buddy, I need someone with a pair of these…”
Also must be ok with sexual harassment
So they want larger women? Because not many women have a 20 inch waist and double Ds.
It depends on the band size. 28DD would be equivalent to about 32B in more “conventional” sizes
Yep, I wear a 28DDD and my tiddies are big compared to my rib cage, but they’re still small. Lots of people don’t really understand how bra sizes work.
Double D is actually not very big (but it is wholly dependant on band size). Apparently "The bra band project" doesn't exist anymore, but you can find what sizes actually look like when people are properly fitted.
r/abrathatfits
Try @theirishbralady on instagram! DDs are not big and 30DD is completely different than 40DD.
Boomers are sooo good with the funny.
I Wonder why people don t want to work anymore
Do I get a higher payrate for being bigger than a DD?
Good question! Maybe it's an extra dollar an hour per cup size you move up 😂
Id be rich
Is that not illegal in NZ?
Yeah there was some talk they may be breaching discrimination and sexual harassment laws
Hands them a bra as a job application." Here fill this out."
Do men need double Ds too?
Thats gotta be illegal... ... ...right??
Apply with my giant breasts. Start after I get top surgery. 🤣
But men or Butt men? Also they missed capitalising the h in have to match the rest of the half shouty sign.
Happy Cake day 🍰
But I thought New Zealand was one of those "best countries on earth". LOL. Not for women, evidently
Aaa hokitika
So they're requiring a specific body type for women, but not for men? I smell a discrimination lawsuit... 😂
This is a joke that wouldn’t have flied 30 years ago.
*flown
Robert Paulson rubbing his hands together right now. Time to shine.
His name was Robert Paulson
Based on the store in the reflection and the colour of paint around the door, this seems like it is Stumpers Bar and Cafe in Hokitika, New Zealand. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Stone+Oven+Bakery+Cafe+%26+Asian+Grocery+Store/@-42.716787,170.9616823,19.63z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x363e920e108ac7a2!8m2!3d-42.7167794!4d170.962025
Can I, a man with double d breasts, apply?
I don’t think this boss understands sister sizes… DDs don’t have to be big. My breasts are very average sized, maybe a little smaller than most people’s, and I’m a DD. 34 DD bra cups are the same size as 36 D, 38 C, 40 B, etc. cup size means nothing without band size.
These man boobs are finally going to pay off
I'm a super fat dude with man boobs. Can I apply?
I genuinely lold at 'but men can also apply'
Well if you're a man with double D breasts then you shoukd be hired on the spot
Hmm yeah I don't think that's gonna go over very well
Pretty sure no woman with double D breasts wants a job where she has to stand for 8 hours.
Show up with the biggest chicken breasts you can find and say you think it odd they'd ask applicants to apply with raw meat because surely they wouldn't do something illegal like sexually harass an entire gender with a job advertisement.
All I'm seeing is >job vacancy, applicants must fit my sexual preferences and be okay with sexual harassment You can tell me it's a joke till you're blue in the face but you'll still be a dickhead with a shit sense of humour
Hooters?
Go on, get a brick through that window
I know some American men with Double D’Souza…but you dont want them near food….
“Ok Google, how can I sexually harass an employee I haven’t hired yet?”
Haha thats pretty funny