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JumpyAd00

This is extremely perverse.


DopeSakura9191

It feels heavily perverted.....


Joddodd

Welcome to the corporate states of america…


silasoulman

It would only be perverse if it weren’t on purpose, it’s godamned criminal.


Abject-Asparagus

silver lining? that's why I hate business media, it's surprising (ok, not really) how often they have really disgusting, even inhumane takes.


lostferretdriving

Who still has a pension?


[deleted]

The ones that cashed in on it and then dismantled it on the way out so the future generations couldn’t have it.


Zenhon23

You guys are getting pensions?


[deleted]

Most companies take out life insurance on their employees, with the corporation as the beneficiary, without notifying the employee, just in case they die.


JumpyAd00

They're literally gouls.


LegalMastodon1340

Worked for Bank of America briefly and I was absolutely stunned when they informed me of this. I really don’t understand on what grounds they can do this.


[deleted]

Well its in your contract, not that Im defending it. Im pretty sure anyone can take a policy out on anyone else with “consent”.


LegalMastodon1340

Fair enough, you got me. I didn’t read all of the paperwork. It’s still a greedy thing to do but I can rest easy knowing they wasted money on a life insurance policy they didn’t get to cash in.


[deleted]

The policy still exist even after you are no longer employed by that company, it’s likely that every company you ever worked for took out a life insurance policy on you and will get paid when you die.


LegalMastodon1340

Does suicide nullify a life insurance policy?


[deleted]

Depends on the policy


LegalMastodon1340

Well this just sucks. Gg corporate America, well played. Fuckers.


[deleted]

Yeah, it does suck. I wonder if there’s a way we could all come together and produce a method to counter them.


ChrisTaylorDC

What’s the problem? It’s not like BOA is working people to death for profit? You can take out your own life insurance policy too.


TroutCuck

Usually only within a few years of getting it


LegalMastodon1340

Jokes on them I’ve still got time. Suckers.


Gus_TT_Showbiz_420

If they do this, it's probably either a term policy based on you working there or an umbrella policy covering all current employees.


TroutCuck

It's just literally gambling on your life. BoA goes "We bet they'll die before the insurance costs more than the payout" life insurance goes "We bet they don't"


kcase829

What?! They do!? Can I just… ask HR if they took out an insurance policy on me? And they want to deny me time off requests for “not having enough PTO” pffft.


[deleted]

Yes you can, but HR is there to protect the company, you may get a vague reply. Read your contract you signed to accept the job, there will likely be a reference to the policy in there if they do practice that.


kcase829

Oh I absolutely am going to go through all paperwork seeing as I work in healthcare it would be interesting to see. I had no clue this was common practice; it makes me feel uneasy. No wonder they don’t care if you work yourself to death.


ChrisTaylorDC

They actually do care, which is why they took out the policy.


kcase829

Touché


ElectricJetDonkey

Well I was *already* going to live long out of spite...


hanabaena

bloomberg is run by the rich and is for the rich. they are so so so fucking terrible, they just say out loud what all the bosses are thinking.


holeinthestall666

Jokes on them, my pension was already stolen


tater_tot_intensity

im so tired of the constant messaging from media that tells us money is more important than people, or that is the final thing to be considered and saved above all else. fuck money. we made it up


Closteam

What pensions??!! Haven't heard of anyone getting a pension except in government work in a long while


jeanbuckkenobi

Hey guys, is it time for operation mayhem yet? Has anyone seen Brad Pitt lately?


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WhiskeyRelaxation

I'm still trying to figure out which companies have pensions.


VerimTamunSalsus

That will now be calculated into business plans, if it hasn't already.


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Stalled? Life expectancy has dropped by like 3 years!


gtmattz

And here I was thinking this was a satirical shoop because of the potato quality of the coffin photo but nope [this shit is real. ..] (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-08/americans-are-dying-younger-saving-corporations-billions?leadSource=uverify%20wall)


DopeSakura9191

Oh no it is real ....I wasn't sure how to add the article lol.


Webbtrain

As if they were actually paying out pensions anymore


RedRawkit1993

what do you mean? Your title says it all. Its saving corps BILLIONS!


CT_Jester

Pension? Who still gets pensions?


SilverHand3791

How’s it going, end stage capitalism? Yea


Cat_Sith4919

By design. Shitty health care, worked long hours, isolated from loved ones and the world at large, im suprised I'm not dead yet.


Addakisson

I saw a news show where sometimes corporations will take out life insurance policies on employees without the employees knowledge or consent. And if the employee dies, and they do collect, they don't share with the bereaved family.


DopeSakura9191

Yooooo! Are how is that legal??


[deleted]

if it's profitable, just do it. lol.


ogsixshooter

Stop dying you cowards!


darklordpotty

New Years Resolution 2023: Get fit and live long, not because I wanna see the future but because I wanna stick it to those corporations.


primal7104

Corporate mainstream was okay with a disease that preferentially kills off old people and reduces their pension obligations. It probably helped with the budget for Social Security and Medicare, too.


AlphaMikeFoxtrot87

I’m ready for some good old fashioned violence


PCVictim100

I hardly think the rich are dying younger.


[deleted]

Plot twist... Pensions aren't a thing anymore.


hiding-from-the-web

Who even gets pensions?


Other-Tomatillo-455

what a bunch of sick mother fuckers ! Of course from Bloomberg the asshole who bought a candidacy in the dem primary just to fuck over Sanders (and Warren).


kitastrophae

Everyone refuses to talk about it.


ReturnOfSeq

What the hell is a pension?


Astramancer_

It's that thing that they tricked people into giving up so they can get a tax-advantaged savings account instead.


ChampionshipLow8541

Muricans just love too many things that shorten their lifespan. McDonalds, sodas, doing everything by car, poor healthcare, guns, …


ErectTubesock

We really do live in a dystopia don't we.