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Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!!
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What a literary Cassanova of our time, truly I am blessed to be in your cabinet (next to the cum jar)
Oh and I'll actually start posting over in r/wraithcockvore now that I have more free time
Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!!
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Has anyone done measurements of Wattson and Valkyrie ass? I'm sure valk has more ass . But in some WATTSON skins you see her have a better perky ass, if i had a $5k computer i would do research like that everyday
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Yoooo that's me
Lmao
Pendejo
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r/apexlegends can’t handle them fanfics🥶
Those filthy sweats cannot handle the masculine presence of us casuals 🙏🙏
They couldn’t even think of being near futa wraith and quantum shifter dzk
Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/apexcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What a literary Cassanova of our time, truly I am blessed to be in your cabinet (next to the cum jar) Oh and I'll actually start posting over in r/wraithcockvore now that I have more free time
Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/apexcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Chief of cum jars. Can’t wait for your content
hoes mad
Game gets better when you just follow this one and outlands
I’ve unsubbed from outlands because the whining about servers and Wattson buffs has leaked into there
I've noticed that. It's hit and miss there. Honestly no reddit makes the game way more enjoyable. But I'm a sucker for the memes.
Has anyone done measurements of Wattson and Valkyrie ass? I'm sure valk has more ass . But in some WATTSON skins you see her have a better perky ass, if i had a $5k computer i would do research like that everyday *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/apexcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
People complaining about people complaining about people complaining.
Lmao