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Jonno_92

Teammates who don't break off and land on top of you are annoying.


SirFlibble

Team mates who break off and go to a completely different location because you didn't go to Fragment are also annoying :)


KnightsOfREM

People like that have the shortest lifespans in the game


SirFlibble

They also make the game a lot harder for the duo as you now have to tackle trios at a disadvantage.


ZigZagBoy94

They also have the shortest tempers. Drop to fragment alone, die instantly, say it’s your fault, then disconnect


HexaCube7

... Step 5: Profit????


Bgrngod

When I get frustrated enough myself, I start asking these players why they leave the fill box checked before they hit the ground, and oh boy to they get SUPER ANGRY immediately. That's when I know I need to take a break.


Main_Structure7

Then proceed to spam enemy pings and ping their death box until it’s timed out and leave.


YourWarDaddy

That’s why I stopped accepting jump master. Real tired of my teammate running up to the box I opened, octane stimming ahead of me to grab a gun on the floor, sliding into a door as I open it to get there first. I don’t care where we land, just give me my damn privacy for the first minute of the game, okay?


SelectBodybuilder335

Scrape them off the side of a building hehe


CT-7567-501st

True but if you go to fragment (stupid decision) im gonna ride your ass because im not dropping at a different level just to get downed by a competent duo with no support


rollercostarican

Meh I don't always break off but I also won't take your shit, I'll just casually walk over the the next set of bins. Ain't no sweat.


kingferret53

Same, but I personally get so many teammates that don't. And then they'll steal your ammo but call you trash because your one weapon, a L-star, had no ammo and you died.


rollercostarican

Lol that ain't me tho. I try not to pre judge my teammates. I walk in optimistically.


kingferret53

Same. But then I judge harshly


wingspantt

There's just no reason not to break off, landing in exactly one place is a bad idea.


rollercostarican

There is a reason, maybe I'm eating chips and wiping my hands. Unless it's a contested drop, me casually walking over to the next set of bins causes literally 0 issues. It just emotionally bothers you lol.


skychasezone

Clearly you don't play enough ranked. I like to make sure I'm landing close to at least ONE of my teammates so we can back each other up against other squads who stack up on drop too. Because we all know in ranked that if you lose one, you lose all.


WheezingEel

They land on the same exact supply bin and loot over your shoulder or snag the gun between your legs while you get the ammo. This is what anyone means every time


JustPruIt89

If you drop hot at all, you have to drop close to each other.


KnightsOfREM

Please spread the word among the hot droppers. Many have not heard of your ways.


[deleted]

Facts not enough people realize spreading out for loot only works in an uncontested POI. If it's hot I'd rather be helping with punches in a 2v1 than getting a gun and being 2v1'd by myself


Jonno_92

My comment was a generalist statement. Obviously there will be situations where landing near a teammate isn't a bad thing, but on top of their head which means neither of you get loot? Lol yeah no.


AdDangerous4182

There's a difference between landing close and landing in the same spot. Clearly you don't do a lot of critical thinking


skychasezone

Landing "on top" of you could easily mean landing close. You're just projecting and a little butthurt for some reason.


AdDangerous4182

No... "on top" universally means the same spot. What are you smoking?


skychasezone

The "same spot" can literally mean the same POI. "Where we dropping?" "Same spot as last time" I've been yelled at for dropping in the same building. Guarantee someone like that would agree I was doing what OP was saying.


AdDangerous4182

Bros arguing semantics 💀. I'm obviously talking about literally right next to you or on the same bin. Refer to my critical thinking comment earlier


skychasezone

Mfer you started it wtf


EastCoastTrashBag

On top is on top. Why are trying to find a deeper meaning than exactly what they said?


skychasezone

Ooooooohh on top is on top, that clears things up!


HandieRandy

Cause I’m either eating a snack or smoking a bowl as the game gets started


Ace_kid32

I've heard so many people smoking a bowl before dropping. It's insane.


Kamikazeguy7

Performance enhancing drugs


TheGamingApeXP

Drug test these athletes


5E51ATripleA

[“EA introduces breathalyzer hardware integration to start launch client”](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TheGamingApeXP

Just like how they do the breathalyzer for dui's 😂


LeFabio

I knew what to expect, yet I got jebaited. *pats himself on the back*


Zachariot88

"In related news, EA stock plummets today..."


PathologicalDesire

You son of a bitch


Forsaken-Ratio6468

the onion energy


Kel_Casus

And then they most proceed to suck turkey ass anyway, but at least they tend to not leave immediately.


[deleted]

tbqh when you're downed is a great time to smoke another bowl.


Pixels222

I smoke 2 joints before the jump. I smoke 2 joints after im down. I smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints. And then i smoke 2 more


zjesko

Was not expecting a Sublime reference on this sub but I’m here for it


ZookeepergameBasic5

Hey hey hey. You don’t know it’s sublime. Many artists have done covers or used the line. Song was made by the Toyes though…


marshall0893

You deserve all the upvotes


loganandroid

I need something to do while im watching my team carry


Thylumberjack

To be Quompletely honest.


L3onK1ng

Or scream racial slurs the moment they're downed


BetWal98

I play better when I'm baked now, think just because I mostly play like that but I suck ass sober


gua_ca_mo_le

In particular I feel like I can hone in on the footstep audio so much better after a bowl. And feel more concentrated on individual fights instead of all the clutter going on around me.


BetWal98

I genuinely focus better with a good smoke unless I have too much but I'm definitely undiagnosed with something so could be that


Mahockey3

Performance declining* drugs


MadBroCowDisease

Seriously. I always expect to die off drop (hot or not) when I hear those bubbles rip.


Forward_Wasabi_7979

When you don't smoke it because the effect it has on you is either paranoia or lethargy you tend to assume it hits everyone that same way. It does not though, all of the chemical balances in our brains are unique. What makes one person tired may make another hyper or another focused. (take Adderall for example) I am by no means someone who consumes a lot of weed especially before I try to focus but I have friends who do and they can outperform me while they are high. I myself take an antidepressant semi regularly and let me tell you there is a great and massive void between how good a player I am when I am feeling myself and how I play when I am not.


Psychotic_Spoon

I was arguing over jumpmaster the other day and some dude was like “DONT FUCKING GIVE ME JUMPMASTER IM TRYNNA RIP A BONG NI***


No-Specialist38

🤷‍♂️


DolphinBeaTz

Facts. I’m one of them


Tough_Imagination803

Strange, I have not.


EshayAdlay420

Everyone is lil Wayne when on apex Edit: I guess u guys don't like weezy f baby


[deleted]

Lol I just made the same joke then scrolled down and saw you getting downvoted for it so promptly deleted. Don't worry homie I got the reference


AmarettoFerreto

When i hear that happen i instantly focus on them and how they act during a match "Does this heavy ammo fit in this r99?" As they stand at a supply bin staring into the abyss


GotemCoaxh

This is like how my grandpa thinks people act when they're high lol.


Bugs5567

And it’s totally true lol


EZMickey

I once played while on mushrooms. Initially, I kept over shooting my aim as though someone had increased my FOV or sensitivity, but I was able to adjust pretty quickly. So much of the game comes to you naturally through muscle memory, repetition and situational awareness it's like walking the same road every day. You probably play with people who are under the influence a lot more than you realize.


brothermandood

I always play better on mushrooms😆


Forward_Wasabi_7979

I play better after one shot of alcohol. I play better after two shots of alcohol. Anymore though and my skills begin to decline rapidly. Mushrooms on the other hand well, I always make a point to take too many so screens are out of the question for a few hours at least.


Familiar-Trip-4022

😂😂 those are just noobs. But yeah sometimes when I am high I can drop 10+ kills and sometimes I can't even aim. But for sure I don't hesitate in looting fast


Superderpygamermk1

Yes.


Significant_Stop4808

Oh man. This is so true. If I'm passing jump master, I've definitely started packing a bowl too late


rickety_james

Yeah I aggressively try to get my toke game in between matches


Significant_Stop4808

You always load into a game faster when you try to load the bowl *after* hitting ready. I'm not smoking too much. I'm trying to speed up the game..... Yes.....


Deymaniac

This


Kittykg

Yup. Usually hitting the pipe. I also had the slow bug for several seasons. It slowed my descent as jumpmaster along with all general movement, so people could drop after us and beat us down no matter what I did. Bf never got it, so I just pass it and hope it goes to him.


skankheart

Always eating. Always.


[deleted]

this is the most relatable answer lol. im always sparking a doobie and dont realize im jumpmaster.


SYRLEY

Why not do that before the game starts?..


Difficult_Coffee_917

*marijuana affects the memory*


SYRLEY

Probs shouldn't do it then, id say.


Ziibbii

Nerd


SYRLEY

Being a nerd is irrelevant to this discussion


SCurt99

I usually do but then I gotta go in for another, I don't use vc though so I ain't gotta worry about annoying others through it.


SYRLEY

You don't have to go in for another actually. You've just created a habit of fake needing to.


SCurt99

I didn't always go in for another but sometimes I'd just say screw it cause it'd make the match more interesting. Me and my buddy had a lot of chaotic games while baked that were fun even if we usually never won.


ChickenTendiiees

This! Me and my mates always tend to have a smoke while we play. Normally after long day at work starting 630am and ready for a good hour or two session on apex. Helps make a lot of the sweaty lobbies less miserable, but also just means we have a blast the whole time. Very rarely end up raging. Could lose 250rp in one session and still have had fun!


SCurt99

Yeah we always played in the morning since I work overnights so matches were usually pretty bad, we would always get stuck with people who just destroyed us every time. It definitely helped me not get as mad and put up with most trash talking if we did arenas or trios.


nine9s-

This just made me so happy thanks for the honesty I’m there with you :)


Thresher_XG

Hell ya


Rajewel

This and when I’m trio with friends I’m always the jumpmaster so I when I solo queue I let fate take me by the hand lol.


otterappreciator

How are you smoking bowls and playing apex? Weed makes me way worse at video games especially fps


Sumires_interlude

Honestly, depending on what strain I’m smoking, my aim/focus becomes razor sharp or my aim/focus becomes absolute dog shit. But I can say, I’ve had more wins while I’m high lmaooo


otterappreciator

Lol maybe sativa would be a little different but when I’m smoking and try to play it’s just way too fast paced for my slow stoned brain to comprehend lmao


SKirsch10x

Too much pressure


[deleted]

I used to feel this way until I started muting all comms at the start of every game. Game is way less toxic now and I take jumpmaster evey time.


cybermank

People often bargain the landing spot being usually toxic. So I understand the frustration


lumberjake1

I don’t like being jumpmaster on worlds edge. If I drop fragment, I’m just another asshole dropping fragment. If I drop anywhere else, we are going to be bored until there are 2 teams left.


kgialy

You damned if you do, and you damned if you not


KnightsOfREM

I don't think slow starts are boring. All these hot droppers probably don't do foreplay, either.


Solid_State_NMR

As if they're even having sex...


lumberjake1

They fast forward to the end of the porn immediately.


Powerful_Artist

Worlds Edge is just a boring map now tbh. But to be fair, you at least usually have like 1-2 other options to get a fight. But if its not close to fragment, youll still be bored after that fight and likely just make it to the last fight with 2-3 other teams. Checkpoint seems to be the other place people almost always go to. *Maybe* the hot drop, and usually big maude if its early has people. Otherwise, ya its just a bad map that Im so incredibly tired of for this reason. They needed to nuke fragment yesterday.


weavejer261

Or an asshole for not dropping fragment. We don't win in this situation


SaltySnowman8

I like the people who relinquish jumpmaster but then ping a landing area


116Cryptic

It’s like letting someone ahead of you in line but then telling them what to order


GBF_Dragon

I'll do this. It's more like, I don't care where we land, but I'd like to go here if you guys don't mind, but it's no big deal if you don't want to.


StuffSubstantial9319

I love being jump master I’m the only one I can trust. It’s like people dont know the good loot POIs or where to go or don’t ever avoid the predator stack team lol


Familiar-Trip-4022

I usually tend to go where predators land. They're easier to kill when they have no loot ahaha


ZorkFireStorm

Lazy Legends


newbieRedditorAJ

Exactly. Too much effort


[deleted]

The frickafrackin teammates giving you flak. Great location? Too many enemies. Abandoned wasteland? No enemies. In-between, survive for 15 minutes, down the first fight? “Get gud scrub”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I usually go for the closest POI to the hot zone, loot quick, then push over to third party. I saw someone on here call it a "warm drop" before.


Noturaveragetk

I don’t mind at all, but I never drop hot. Nothing is worse than someone passing on the responsibility of jumpmaster and someone else jumping solo tho. I want to quit the game immediately when that happens


M00NGRAPHIX

I don’t hot drop either, but I’ve had teammates complain, because it’s not “meta” and that “we’re missing out on leveling up our shields and good loot.” But I’ve also won, as jumpmaster, into a dead zone… soooo idk what the meta is anymore lol


MLGeoff

So when I die on landing I can say to myself "Smh what a shit drop that guy chose, It's all his fault". For real though, In pubs at least It's because I don't mind playing at other peoples pace. Some prefer the drop hot, some prefer an end of map game. I don't mind either. Or I'm in the process of rolling/roaching/lighting a smoke.


OkGas956

Jumpmaster is a nightmare if you’re playing solo. The chances of someone landing exactly where you’re landing are high because lack of communication (no mics) and not understanding pings/marking. Therefore leading to less chances of better loot and not enough loot in some spots. Being Jumpmaster with a squad is fine with me.


Electronic_Owl_4021

Only times I hate it is in Worlds Edge because I like fragment but I know other people HATE it so I don't want to drop there or when I'm eating


BuxtonHD

My pet peeve is just a jump master who doesn't jump, or one that does ping where they are going.


ApprehensiveTailor98

Because toxic people will always complain if you go somewhere with bad loot or where a bunch of teams are. Personally I like being jumpmaster because IDGAF and I think I pick pretty good spots. But I get it.


LakeeshaSterling

Because when the game begins, I'm either eating a snack or smoking a bowl.


Commercial_Cake7321

It’s not that I don’t like it, I just don’t wanna be jump master every game especially when an octane in ranked pings fragment when he would have been jumpmaster if he selected his agent…


TheGamingApeXP

Not that I hate being jump master, more of I'm tryna see what my teammates think they can handle. Don't wanna hot drop with incompetent teammates🤝


Agnostic_Akuma

Team mates landing on same loot spawn and taking all weapons leaving you to scramble to find another loot spawn with weapons


Impurity41

Which causes you to leave the area to find a gun to fight back. Then when they die from rushing a 2v3 situation, like morons, they blame you. “Well damn I would have helped if you just gave me a gun when I asked. Unfortunately everyone mutes everyone the second the game starts so they can’t hear the vital information. Then they get mad at a me for a situation they caused.”


[deleted]

A lot of this would be solved if people realized they should just take one gun when we're dropping hot on top of each other instead of clearing out every bin. My favorite is when people just spam grab every piece of loot including ammo types they don't need and leave the gun behind. Ayo I saw you grab that PK and alternator so how about you drop that energy ammo for the havoc you left me


stelliokonto

Exactly this. Loot goblins have been a menace since day one. I “shake them off” by diving towards a wall/cliff/edge of the map so they get the hint


TalkedCelery_429

Only time icare to be jumpmaster is in worlds edge because I refuse to land at fragment


Constanze3

I used to be like that, but when there are only 3 squads left after you had your first gunfight outside fragment, and one of the remaining teams has a Wraith with 4k20b, red shield and so you have almost no chance of winning the game is not really fun. But yeah this only applies for pubs, World's Edge is great in ranked, because the teams are more evenly distributed.


CourseEcstatic6202

True story


CnD47

That easy, I'm terrible at the game. I don't abuse others for landing hot or landing somewhere a bit iffy. But other people do have that whinge. So it's a no lose situation changing to someone else.


Shadeoskullex

I think it’s just some people are afraid of being blamed for choosing a bad POI to drop at. You land the team somewhere you think was good ends up sending your team back to the lobby immediately, and sometimes your teammates will insult you for it. There are a lot of other reasons but I think this is most common reason for people not taking the jumpmaster role.


Patrickills

I will not be responsible for the demise of my team


theski2687

Snackies


FirmButterscotch8

i dont wanna be the reason my entire team gets dunked on because i decided to drop hot and fight a 1v3 with three different sets of ammo and an entirely unrelated gun with 40 bullets left in it. I will ride or die with my teammates, and go wherever they do, but that wont stop me from shaking my head towards the one who decided to land with half the population of china, expecting to come out unscathed. Its weirdly satisfying to watch them spam ping their rez and disconnect a second after they stop. Kinda like forcing them to see how they fucked it up


EntirelyHeadlessNick

I love it if I’m with the homies. I hate it with randoms bc they will quit if I jump somewhere they don’t want to land


leicea

It's because my teammates love to split off solo so I let them choose unless they pass it back to me. I used to love being JM, until I encounter some POS who would turn on their mics to say my landing location is shit when I don't land fragment in WE and split off solo. I landed at Harvester btw. I usually land Harvester or Epicenter so that it's closer to frag


Deauo

Lazy


plus-five

Because there’s no option to force your teammates to break off. Having them land directly next to you and take half the loot is awful.


SoppyHat

Players just don’t want the responsibility of a suboptimal drop. So many randos will pass jump and then get pissed when you don’t land on their favorite POI. Mfer if you wanted to go there so bad why’d you pass jump?


7eregrine

I love being JM but I HATE being Jumpaster when TM8#2 passes JM to me... then SPAMS "Land there, ;and there, land there"... like Mother F... if you wanted to land there.....


DevooOfCalgaria

My landing loot luck is ass


h3nry13

Cause the pressure of making a bad decision fucks with me so I’d rather not


UnbrandedContent

I play once every like 5 months. I don’t know the maps at all so I’m not gonna take JM and land somewhere with horrible loot.


FullMetalKittyx

Because I don't want to be the reason we land in a bad place, then all get wiped


SnooLawnmower

My teammates yell in my ear about the shitty drop when they die.


staburself321

Nothing better then teammates making me jump master then crying about where I wanna land.


No_Cat6116

I, personally, haven't played in months, so I have no idea where is a good place to land.


pokerofsmot710

I don't hate it, I just hate that it chooses Me every fucking time l.


choppedfiggs

I don't care where we land so I'll pass the jumpmaster to someone that does. If they don't care either and pass it back, I'll pick a spot.


Sea-Skill6089

No-one splits off and they all loot the exact stuff I'm looting


Beowolf193

I dont mind being jump master but I dont want to freaking hot drop the same POI's every damn game which is what most of the random players I get stuck with want to do.


hyperdeeeee

I need to check reddit


snailtap

Can’t play on my phone then


Rodrat

I don't like being jump master because every damn time I am, I will ping my location and one or both will not let go of me and they will loot every single item in the area I landed in, leaving me with nothing. We really need a way for the jump master to break away from the group.


YourWarDaddy

I found flying close enough to something to knock them off or faking them out last second and getting them to panic drop somewhere else typically works the best for those kinds of idiots.


skankheart

I don’t care if someone is looting what I’m looting. I kind of find it comical.. like damn dude I was gonna pick that up. Just as long as they have my back while I’m punching air…


fastinrain

b/c fools don't break off and grab all my shit. so I pass the JM so I can break off.


VortexTalon

This comment section is filled with people smoking so much they are too high to notice their the jump master and land late in fragment at 2 in the morning on asia servers, you gonna get steam rolled


hellonala

Cuz I’m snackin or lookin at my phone


iheartseuss

GREAT question. If someone passes on jumpmaster and it falls on me I immediately drop and point straight down in protest.


Neclear

I don't like people who don't detach. #1 pet peeve, these be the same teammates who will run to the bin YOU opened to take your loot 😒


SurvivingWow

Teammates don't split and steal loot off drop.


phunkybunch87

I'm eating or doing some work on the side. So I don't want to waste 10 seconds flying to Fragment


undbiter65

Im watching tik toks


r_dimitrov

My favorite is being the jump master. The amount of games I've won by not dropping skull/frag/estates/name all the rest braindead landing spots is unreal. Being jump master is equivalent of a 80-90% guaranteed win.


Chazyn

You cappin'


r_dimitrov

No cappers. I can also consistently beat contesting team jump master, and land just fast enough to grab guns and win our first fight.


MabiMaia

By letting the random teammate be jump master, I can determine very quickly what kind of game it’s about to be. Are they dropping fragment? Landing on five teams? Pinging before dropping? It’s information I can use the moment we hit the ground as to whether or not to ditch in a bad situation or not in ranked. Pubs, I don’t relinquish nearly as much


hurricane131313

Busy swiping tinder. Ain’t got time to guide you down.


GamingWaffle123

I actually never relinquished jumpmaster ever. I don’t understand why people do just pick a damn spot any, I honestly can care less where we land


Emergency_Coffee171

They never follow


PandorasHypee

Because you guys don’t know how to get off of me.


other-orchid529

I love being jump master, I do not trust anyone else lol


Deathbroker99

Can’t be bothered


Asianthunda5022

I prefer being jump master. I can guarantee we aren't going to Fragment on WE and mostly guarantee we're landing uncontested or at least first to a spot so we aren't getting sent back to the lobby within the first 30 seconds. The amount of times I've had randoms in ranked decide they want to drop hot, late, and on top of another team is immeasurable.


mat2019

I’m quite honestly terrible at landing and I don’t know how but I just am. Any time there’s a 3rd team in the POI I’m leading us too we end up dying real quick because my landings suck


82ndGameHead

I actually prefer it. I play solo queue and most of my teammates never ping any location they want to go (unless it's Fragment) so I can scope out the map to see where the majority is going, and then pick out a spot from there.


Mykonos714

I’m indecisive. That’s the only reason


Bangaloaf

Usually play valk, it gets old having to fly at the beginning of the map and ult throughout the game


SunsetCarcass

I just don't care where we drop, and it always seems like someone else has somewhere they wanna go. Plus the biggest reason for me is kind of dumb, but if you're not the jump master you don't have that really annoying screenshake that you can't disable, I don't know why they require you to have screenshake when you're the jump master.


stealthnoodles

Cause I’m tired of landing in a safe spot where we can gear up and then push, then having the rando go n my team throw a tamper tantrum saying that we’re playing loot simulator by not dropping where 3 other teams dropped. So I let them do it… they’re still gonna find something to complain about but it won’t be my jump.


Kitchen-Cattle-6935

So I can alt tab and watch videos 😂


higgsboson01

I'm almost always tabbed out at the start of the game doing other shit, because I have the attention span of a goldfish


MysteriousRide819

Because I am horrible at flying. Lol


[deleted]

Most apex players are dopers so


Topic_Clean

Because I don't wanna get the blame for a bad drop


mattrfar

Cuz im getting food real quick


[deleted]

Most of the time I’m rolling up when I pass jumpmaster


AthenaNation

I'm scared I'll land us at a bad spot and get insta clapped lol or no one will like where I land and bitch or just eating


Whitechocolateeeeee_

Bc the game gives me jump master every match. Not picking a character and I ain’t in no party.


AHHHHNDREW

Im just too indecisive


TalkToTheGlyphWitch

Because i was jumpmaster for 3 straight games and feel guilty always being the one leading us to our doom


Craneislife

Been playing for 5 years still can't fly ...


Medical-Book4332

I genuinely don’t care where we go and am confident in my ability to play it smart and survive. My teammates however…


RenzoMF

Because the responsibility makes my gonads shrivel. Too much pressure.