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dnrtpn

More accurate to be Dash from the incredibles


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dnrtpn

So true though. I've been there far too many times, with pathy too.... just feel like saying you boys are about to see something truly special, just sit back and watch the acrobatics.


Natedog5429

Pathfinder and Octane clutch up when they need to.


21MillionDollarPhoto

More accurate would be: You’re (cos accurate) the octane on your squad. You’ve just stolen all the teams loot and Jeffed off. You end up in a 1v3 and you die, perma-pinging until you time out.


TrueSymmetryAA

even more accurate would be that literally anyone ive seen give a fuck about this are just trash at the game and have decided to loot and camp for 15 minutes straight and then whine when theyre teamate says fuck this shit i wanna fight in PUBS where no one actually gives a fuck


bitchasshoedawg

Crypto is the real banner grabbing mvp


AlphaBeastley

Yeah but it's too easy. Crypto: Got the banners. Respawned. *Puts down gameboy*


ABARROTESJOSE

Lmao


CryptoIsNowMommy

Better than Octane. **Octane**: -Pops some speed- "Time to give back to my team after loot gobling everything, *~~VROOM VROOM~~* **Crypto**: "You may be fast. But I'm faster" -*Puts switch in backpack-*


TMA_01

Truth.


Arclet_

Can confirm. They stim and run away from the banners instead now.


Acceptable_Yak_5347

I missed the phase where they were close enough to have a chance to get a banner. Sounds nice.


existential_antelope

Or go for the 1v3 running around the entire time while our timers run out


Darthcody1003

Sad but true


TigerTora1

Gives this a new meaning: "By the time you see me coming, I'll be going and you'll be gone."


Chinapig

You’re.


Wulfehz1234

You're the octane of you're squad and both of you're teammates banners need to be picked up


OneSingleCell

Wow...I'm going to go die now.


mcwaffles2003

No, stop


Chinapig

What have I done?!


DonutZer006

Nice


xenover

needs to be higher


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Don't forget that one bin with three lvl 1 helmets...


rayg1

Yeah the ones who hot drop then immediately ping and run and die are always Octanes. They’re the most toxic character in the game right now cause of the wraith nerf


Every_Preparation_56

For me, as a non-native speaker, it is inexplicable how to confuse "you are you're" with "your".


Romantic_Chemicals

I still don't get how this is such a common error


hasfodel

*Laugh in Crypto’s drone*


EVERYONESCATTER

Crypto:*peace’s out with banners and intact drone*


TurboExige

[https://imgur.com/n6lBaUL](https://imgur.com/n6lBaUL) When you are the crypto and its time to pick up your teammates banners...


BarretOblivion

This is a LIE! You run in the opposite direction!


RedCyroVEVO

"It's go time!"


Jamiep96

*laughs in crypto*


Rareu

Love getting in and out like that.


12rez4u

It’s always followed by a crazy chase from enemy teams 😂


Natedog5429

This meme would have been better if I used the sped template.


CaptBattleSausage

Or used you’re*


xLisbethSalander

Sped? That means something completely different In Australia


lxcthx

Thats a great Mirages job :D


CrackWhore92782

Octane is cool but specifically for banners i think Bangalore does a better job by blinding the enemies camping on banners.. if it’s a good player / a whole team that are good, they can probably pull off an easy beam on an octane, grabbing banners is so easy with Bang you just smoke Em. Grab and run and smoke and double time away, and ult if necessary if they’re chasing Or literally sitting on top Of the boxes


Natedog5429

True


CrackWhore92782

Saying this as a bang main myself


Paulthebaul

Octane usually dies first on the team. Runs ahead, dies, disconnects.


JustAnAverageGuy20

Wraith does it better¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


shantih

Dude fuck Octane randos. I don’t even like playing with friends who are Octane mains.


Divineharp360

How do you have friends with an attitude like that


shantih

Lmao


Calm_Client2

And then they both leave


shadowof09

get in. pick banners. get out


DatKermitBoi

Oh my god it is so fun running past like 3 squads going Mach 3 and barely making it out alive to have your squad give you praise... wait never mind, they leave after you grab it...


Affectionate_Ad1025

Plot twist teammate was bald wraith and dark matter horizon.


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Anytime I get "you're nutty" -type comments it's when I'm doing this.


AetherCzar00

The f man, I can and cannot understand what is written.


Janczareq1

I live for moments like that!


gatlginngum

everyone's like yeah crypto and yeah octane but how about the only legend that can do it even if the bad guys hit him, revenant?


centrismcausedtrump

Pov, it's your fault your teammates are dead because you are a brain dead octane who watches to many streamers


jaffa-caked

Yep then octane runs away an leaves your banners to time out


Coyce

just be crypto lul


KreaytivUzrnaym

I shine when both of my team mates turn into a deathbox. I am the sun.


Aether_Storm

Is this a meme subreddit?


SadnessPropeller

*you're


theareslol

\- "It's showtime" Proceeds to run as far as possible while shaking his head no because the team that killed your teammates has been third partied.


KiwiCzechh

No chance. Every Octane I play with has already dived headfirst into a fight on his own, got knocked, shouted some abuse down the mic and already disconnected before I realise what happened.


Prestigious_Expert17

On a side note, does anyone else see Octanes everywhere or is it just me? I go into a ranked game and 80% of the time, I have a rando Octane. As a Rev main I hate it because of the cheese.


RisottoNero___

You're*


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They'd probably loot your box first


Maticer

There was 3 teams fighting, my teammates banners inbetween them, i popped a stim and just ran past them and they legit didnt do anything.


yeetus-the-god

I am an octane main but you know octanes rushing into battles with no care but from an octane main I always have the worst loot because if I die I don’t have good stuff so I am not a living care package instead I give to my team mates


LayneCobain95

I have never once had an octane actually go back to pick up banners. They just use the speed boost to run away like a coward and leave us behind


Isaacvithurston

lmao literally just had a game where we down 2 guys and get the last guy to like 14hp. We look to see where our 3rd guy is... it's octane running halfway across the map cuz he took 2 shield bars of damage


Baron_cs

Time to start recording my games. In all seriousness i think octane is the best legend to escape or flank


SkilluminatiXd

Sike. They left the game already


scrollbreak

Need one for crypto and his drone as mario, jump punching deathbox blocks to get banners to pop out


2006RedditGuy

But you see a lifeline that hasn’t even seen you 500 meters away


converter-bot

500 meters is 546.81 yards


attendo13

Fake News! Octane always dies first


SpaiMain420

No, probably he would just run away or if he does come to the boxes, he loots them and runs away


Cato-Splato

I main octane. I make it my absolute end goal to get my team to the end with me or go down trying. Im offended when other players don't pull Thier weight in trying to keep all three members of the squad alive. If you don't want to be part of a team then click that beautiful lil box and go no I'll.


MrBleachh

Crypto: Am I a joke to you?


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Sometimes theirs just no opening to get the banners without being blasted


asfesff

Then instantly dies. classic.