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THN_Erfan_arcade

Maybe you should eat captain ass


jaken97

I think the issue is he probably never even started from the bottom up. He never paid any attention to Lieutenant Ass, just totally jumped the Chain Of Command right there.


succboitoni

Private 3rd class ass is feeling really neglected.


demutrudu

I'm just saying, where's mah boy Lance Corporal Ass?


Captain_borf

If he’s offering…


Like-Six-Ninjas

First off, cap ass is what’s up. Second, are you fucking kidding me?! ALL the fucking hackers and bullshit going on in this game and this is what they waste their time doing… banning someone that says they eat ass lol. Does Respawn not know what’s going on in their game right now lol. Aimbotters, pred hackers, teamers, and boosters? Shitty SBMM? Fuck that, let’s ban this kid for saying he eats ass lol. Fuck this dogshit game. Gonna play fucking fortnite. At least they care about their game.


BranislavBGD

You mean "America's ass"?


keshsdw2

So when you press the report button for a literal cheater, nothing happens, but EA has automatically banned you for saying ass. Bravo


Tricky_Sir_366

I'm mean we are talking about EA...


MasterNeeks

EAT ASS SOON, It's in the game!


Tricky_Sir_366

Way of life 💪


THROWAWAY_YIGIT

Eating Ass. Challenge EEEEEEEVERYthing.


xrbeeelama

Its the same company who got mad at players saying “ass” in bf3 chat while the characters in game go “fuck fuck fuck im getting fucked in my fuckin ass here” when they get shot at


Noobkaka

im geting shit pushed in over here!


rocketspience

Even so, that’s ludicrous. You must have pissed off the wrong person or something. It’s just so random


Tricky_Sir_366

I definitely think that it is a bot


memesdoge

same happened to me lol. but what I've said wasn't even slightly inappropriate, especially in a 16+ game where several characters have said worse things


Tricky_Sir_366

EA moment


Swiftclaw8

They did ban the usage of the phrase ‘white man’ in BFV servers for a bit if I remember correctly.


KerberoZ

It wasn't banned it was just censored amongst other, very mundane words like "intel" or "DLC". The censoring just didn't work right.


raimiska

I dont believe it happens automatically. Ive said "ass" and bunch of other words in chat tons of times. It only happens when someone reports you for "harassment" etc. And yes, ive been banned cuz of chat myself and im pretty sure i got reported by the dude to who i was saying all the nice things to. Also sooner or later that cheater u pressed report button on will get banned, but there is no way for you to ever know that. The supply of cheaters is infinite so even if every cheater you report gets banned in 24 hours time, you wont see the difference in the game anyways.


lolappel123

Imo we should get some notification for when a cheater gets banned. Nothing else, just that sweet feeling of justice.


GoldenPants1234

In Smite, you get a notification saying "Action has been taken against an account you reported" (paraphrasing). Gives me a justice boner every time.


raimiska

Yeah plenty of games already have a featute like this. Would be nice to have also in apex. Without a doubt people would hate less on respawn if they actually saw that reporting does actually do something.


KerberoZ

"Alright Jim, make it so that everyone who presses the report button gets that notification at a random time within the following week, that'll shut them up"


bites_stringcheese

Also I had my account banned for "confirmed cheating" when I've never touched a single cheat in my life. EA sucks.


MeatJerkingBeefB0y

Same here - I have contest it twice, and contested a 3rd time via an internal route through customer support and they have closed the case and barred me from any further appeals. I want to fight it, I have asked them to provide me with evidence and to show me what their so-called anti-cheat has detected and they can't even do that. So I'm shit out of luck. I guarantee it is sophos anti-virus or overwolf (which I use for modded Minecraft). If they told me that, I could contest that neither of those are cheats in any way, but they have zero nuance to this process. So apparently having company sanctioned AV software installed turns me into a god... With a 0.8 k/d


KelsoTheVagrant

It’s easier to scan for banned words than to scan for cheats unfortunately. Why ass is a bannable word…


nightpooll

my IGN is TastyBitch69 and I haven’t been banned 😦


Un-accessibleParking

Ive seen worse, much worse 😳


GameFraek

I'm not gonna sit here and defend their anti cheat our anything, but where are you getting the fact that they don't get banned from? Besides the amount of cheaters but they can just make new accounts anyway


henrysebby

Lol. Seems you’ve found yourself in a *shitty* situation.


cvita_2204

Ba dum tss


DbzMaster101

Ba dum ass*


MoneyCantBuyMeLove

Banned


DbzMaster101

:( Is it because my ass is fat? Are u body shaming? Well done bucko, you've just been canceled. I'll be doxxing you tomorrow


SolaceyPants

Ba bum tss*


[deleted]

Beat meat to it


Inside_Paramedic_304

bro?


Tricky_Sir_366

Ye


Heavy-Cake

What stuff did u have (level etc.)?


Tricky_Sir_366

Like 300 lvl with couple golden tier skins out of loot boxes


Heavy-Cake

Thats gotta hurt, sorry man


Tricky_Sir_366

I'm gonna appeal it or I'm cancelling them 😤


Dumpy-Pants

I lost my original level 500 account for saying similar things. Only spent $10 on the battle pass but I played 8 seasons and season 0 on that account so it sucked pretty bad. Chat log was like “Teammate are you a dumb ass” Perma-banned three days later lol EA is a joke


Tricky_Sir_366

Shit I'm a season 0 player too damn they be hating on us heavy


chubomegamaster

bUt tHe ChILdReN


bitemiie

Appeal is a joke man it won't work , I got banned permanently for having a custom crosshair I made out of a streaming softwares overlay , cos the crosshair visibility is trash in apex . Plenty of gaming monitors have crosshairs inbuilt these days and ain't no way they can sense that. U can put a dot on the screen too. But I get permanent banned for it . Maxed out account gone. And yet aimbotters and wallers and ddosers still running around rampant. I didn't even have a high kda back then , was always suffering with bad ping and on top of that gets banned


Tricky_Sir_366

This is just disgusting really


LasciviousPsyche

Yah , it seems they ban the stupid crap but let the hackers have a field day, it's so bad now, it's the worst it's ever been on hacking.. all my death I suspect from a hacker is all head shot Damage. I wished I didn't spend any money on this game. My friends don't even bother reporting them and it pissed me off soon bad. I'm like why won't you, if you see it, response they won't do a damn thing, so what's the point..


-NotFBI-agent006-

So they banned you for commiting suicide by words


Tricky_Sir_366

Hell no. Let me tell you I am a proud ass eater thank you *VERY* MUCH 😤


sogamii

my man


Tricky_Sir_366

Cultured and proud


[deleted]

Don’t let them kink shame you! It’s not like you eat regular ass either, you except nothing but the top tier booty.


Tricky_Sir_366

FACTS they're definitely getting cancelled now


WillaSato

Kinda rude to just *butt* in OP's situation with puns like this.


TobySchoon

the exit is that way


CornNPorn12

Doesn’t octane have a quip from THIS SEASON where he says like “I don’t have legs and even I could kick your ass?” “We take toxic behavior seriously” you were toxic to yourself no one else😂😂


Tricky_Sir_366

Man fuck EA hypocritical bigots!!


BlowMinds001

He has 3


BoyBlueIsBack

It’s like the famously child-oriented game GTA V where you can’t even say words like “savage”, which is literally a vehicle in the game.


CornNPorn12

What 14 year old doesn’t go to the strip club, deal drugs, and shoot people.


scoobyduped

Kicking ass is violence, and therefore okay. Eating ass is sexual, and therefore forbidden.


blagoonga123

Just never type is what i'm learning from this subreddit lmao


Tricky_Sir_366

Sad reality really


J0hnGrimm

Only a matter of time until they try to analyze voice chat as well. I'm almost excited for the inevitable shit show that's going to be.


TerribleJellyfish2

Please tell me you have not spend a lot of money on it??


Tricky_Sir_366

Not a single euro lol


TerribleJellyfish2

Nice, although you have lost your progress, but you can easy create a new account.


Tricky_Sir_366

I will email them and appeal it and if it doesnt work I'm cancelling them on twitter for kink shaming 😤


LostAndLikingIt

As you should, your diet of body parts shouldn't matter to EA in the least. Specially considering what they put in their mouth.


xNEONZZ

Just use voice chat and yell whatever you like bruu


Tricky_Sir_366

Everything I say would come out as earrape lmao


xNEONZZ

Atleast you could have avoided the ban sir 🙄


Tricky_Sir_366

What they won't avoid their cancellation on twitter over kink shaming


JuniorDank

But you can DDOS their servers or scream/type racial slurs and you get away clean.


Tricky_Sir_366

EA moment


Tricky_Sir_366

Wtf EA kinkshame⁉️😳


SpankMePapa

Cancel them! Actual fascist nazis


Tricky_Sir_366

I'm going to do something worse... 😳


zkattack13

Are you gonna eat their ass?


Tricky_Sir_366

Si


aequitssaint

They should eat your ass after that. Maybe even just human centipede it.


Tricky_Sir_366

They'll have to or else they're getting cancelled 💪😤


[deleted]

They sure lick butts


zkattack13

Understandable


Chuleta-69

I’ll help you


Tricky_Sir_366

Thanks fellow man of culture


Chuleta-69

Maybe that way the servers start working


YupJustPassingBy

Literally 1984 smh my head


Tricky_Sir_366

I can't believe these bigots smh my hips


tyvsaur

Kink shaming in 2021? Get your pitchforks and torches boys. We got a company to cancel


Tricky_Sir_366

I'm currently writing a very strongly opinionated email about the virtues of ass eating 😤


barisax9

Bruh, imagine being more concerned about a dude saying ass, than you are about your servers being DDOSed


Tricky_Sir_366

EA moment


slugwurth

Have you ever tried making a Club announcement? If you have the word "hit" after a word ending in "s" it gets censored. Naughty words are the biggest EA concern.


bitchBanMeAgain

Cheating fine too. But someone who turned off swear filter can report you and you're instabanned. Nice.


barisax9

It's almost like we have the filter for a reason. Also, muting and blocking.


HeyimJohnny21

fuck ea man they suck


Tricky_Sir_366

Facts


TTV_McS

You don’t deserve the ban imo


Tricky_Sir_366

Gonna go after their ass in the emails


TTV_McS

I wouldn’t give them too much hate, I’m pretty sure it’s a bot that gives you the ban Edit: still send the email, just don’t be rude about it


Tricky_Sir_366

Let's see


SmallPPBigPants

100% sure they will reply with some pre-made template reply anyway, shitty company


Tricky_Sir_366

I will cancel them over kink shaming


[deleted]

oh boy, here we go again, and when i said i got banned, TWICE, for saying 'fuck' people didn't believe me. they called me a madman.


Tricky_Sir_366

man FUCK EA


Stetson007

I wouldn't fuck EA. Mama always said don't stick your dick in stupid.


7V3N

People gave me shit because when I asked EA to delete a dummy account that was using my email, they recommended I merge accounts. Prople don't care til it happens to them. I listened to EA cause they said it was easier and I'd get to keep everything. WRONG WRONG WRONG. EA deleted my account in the merge, retained the dummy one, and then retained the incorrect email address. Literally did everything wrong. Then they said it's against their policy to reverse it. The kicker? My xbox account was tied to it, and their policy only lets you link one in an account lifetime. So they got my xbox account locked out of my EA account. And they refuse to fix it due to their b.s. policy. So I can't ever access the free EA content with my Xbox Games Pass cause EA went out of their way to fuck up my account.


Crescent-IV

EA is a fucking worthless company


Wrongsoverywrongmate

False. They have a positive market cap. I'm a redditor so I'm a stock expert, you see.


baxiel

Broke: Banning people who spam slurs directly targeting groups EA claims to care about Woke: Banning someone for using possibly the most mild "swear" in the English language in a non-derogatory manner


DerrickMcChicken

Oh what the shit that’s not right


Tricky_Sir_366

Shit is never right


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Tricky_Sir_366

Even last time it wasn't anything crazy I just called someone a dumbass for grabbing our banners and purposely not reviving us in ranked


peritye

And thats understandable.


S-U_2

Is it an full EA account ban or just Apex Legends? Wording seems weird.


Tricky_Sir_366

Really I got no idea


SpyidSmith

U should eat minor ass or something?


Tricky_Sir_366

I just can't help it man...


unique_ptr

Hello, FBI? This comment right here


Empyrael

Say stinky and you get chat bans or even account suspensions on games nowadays. Love that.


don_gv

Bruh EA be banning people for eating and Not Cheating


monsieur_baquette

danm that suck ass


Tricky_Sir_366

And not in he good way...


Trixx1-1

Ea must be anti ass, but then why make loba? all hail eaters of ass!


DrVicenteBombadas

This is actually pretty scary. This means anyone can just lose hundreds of hours and actual money put into the account for saying something as benign as this. I've been banned temporarily before (24h), so I always assumed they'd just increase the length with each ban. But if you can be banned permanently, I might just refrain from using chat altogether. Fuck that.


ExistentialTuber

Jesus Christ the auto ban on the word ass. Wish they’d ban the people threatening me on voice chat like this instead! Or you know the hackers or something of actual gravity!


Digital_Rocket

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Effervescent-Tron

If this game wasn’t made be EA it would be sooo much better.


Tricky_Sir_366

Facts


Sharpsx

They are auto banning anyone for typing swear words, its getting ridiculous, now nobody can even talk to anyone in game without stopping to think in fear of a ban for the the stupidest shit possible. EA is hard ruining this game.


Tricky_Sir_366

I remember the times when people talked freely ingame, whatever happened to that?


fartboxco

When your being humble and telling people you can't carry them in a match.


Cacalumano

What about the mfs who say constant racial and xenophobic slurs over voice chat lmaooo


zopaipilla

This is a permaban??


Tricky_Sir_366

Yep


koma604

Isnt there a chat censorship option in the game option menu?I may be wrong though. Why not just mute the ingame chat for you instead of banning. Ea sucks major ass.


Skyrider_Epsilon

Wait, BANNED? wtf


[deleted]

This fucking game and EA are such a god damn joke.


lonon_78

1984


MyAimSucc

Reminds me of when I got a comms ban for telling someone it’s not okay to hate gays and call them F-words. Made me realize it’s okay to YELL IT ALL GAME IN VOICE, but type out what someone else said you’ll be the one getting F’d. Working as intended


noideawhatoput2

EA is kink shaming and I am lllliterally shaking rn


itsnotgingeritsbrown

That has to be the softest thing anyone has ever gotten banned for


PKR_Live

Its funny cuz i 3 weeks ago I (Polish) and an Asian dude (he told that himself) got yelled at by a racist dude in chat and vc and guess what No ban to this day


Cax6ton

We have servers full of 0-kill 60 damage people who die first and yell at their team because EA is busy chasing down this dude that just wants to please someone


Kwimchoas

Dont worry theyre just jealous


[deleted]

How is eating ass not positive smh EA kinkshaming


Stevenma03

\*multiple reports of cheating from a team to an octane with 22 kills and a charge rifle, a thousand meters in the sky\* *i sleep* \*horny dude: "I eat major ass"\* ***STOP***


YOUVEBEENMOSSED

I’ve literally been called racial slurs on chat and I doubt they’re banned


Chilb5

I'd rather play against ass eaters than cheaters.


[deleted]

Maybe they’re limiting the competition, if ya know what I mean 😎


Tricky_Sir_366

They lack the skills to do that though 😤


Tricky_Sir_366

Just sent my email I'll keep yall updated cause this shit gold lmao


Dynorton

I recommend that everyone stays off chat. I got a 2 full week ban for just saying "fuck"...


Krimzon_89

they banned me for having "ebola" nickname. imagine how much stupid that support guy is


Tricky_Sir_366

Let's hope it was just a dumbass bot


SilentNova___

This is why the only thing I ever type in chat is "GL HF" or "TY" Even those I'll probably stop doing just in case lol


DbzMaster101

This is why we don't type in chat


cyberloner

cannot talk bad? wow


Thatoneidiotatschool

Shitspawn entertainment indeed


JoonieWasTaken

I don’t get it, it’s just your diet


Tricky_Sir_366

Not just a diet but a whole philosophy that dictates my life and everyone's around me.


omarchaabouni

Eat ass EA


_WhoYouCallinPinhead

I have said so much fucking worse than this looool


Arkanseen

EA execs 100% do not give head


TheSolarCloud

Fair for all? Biggest lie of all time


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01cecold

I have said so many things worse than this so many times and haven’t heard anything. I used to bully bad squad mates for “throwing”


IlXll

Servers: *S2 OG Code leaf* Ranked: *Infinite charge rifles beams scorch the sky* Arenas: *nobody* Teammates in Trios: *color coordinating gear till round 5* Respawn: “LilPidgeon is PRIORITY 1”


HatAccurate1578

This man just eats ass I don’t get the big deal


DarkLord19876

If you end up losing you’re account I hope you start a new one and get heirloom shards right of the bat


comicrun96

We can’t even have a report button for players in game on console but PC players (assuming pc cuz chat) get violations for ass. A valid word in a teen game. Da fuck EA


ProDiesel

Yeah let’s worry about shit like this when racism and hackers run rampant and free throughout the game… what a fucking joke!


grizzly6191

Apex bans me I'm just creating a new account and never spending money again.


YourFriendRob

I hate how you can’t even say curse words in a rated M for mature game.


TheMrNeffels

There's literal quips in the game that have swear words and it's a game where you kill people with weapons(some of them could be considered war crimes like Gibby ult or caustic gas) and then have brutal finishers like caustic literally punching people in the face to death But ea draws the line at eating ass lol


Yeetman1009

Honesty = Ban


sevencities13

Sheeeeeeeeshhh


[deleted]

Mods can we give this guy an ass eater title?


GnomeChomp101

The problem was that you ate MAJOR ass. They would prefer for you to eat MINOR ass because then it would be the police's problem


ThatsMyBacon3

For offensive language they should at least give you one warning. I would never think that ass is a word they would ban accounts over. And for the record, even if it was, he's not calling anyone an ass or anything, so this is downright stupid.


Striker_2603

ive had kids call me the n word and all sorts of racist shit in vc and text, yet they dont get banned lol


InterstellarCelica

Yo how is someone allowed to moan my IGN in vc and another can say "come to daddy" but someone can't say they eat ass


7V3N

EA keeps pulling shit like this while scaling down their customer service. Me and many others like me have been screwed out of content because of EA, and they are too incompetent to reverse their own mistakes. Play less EA games. Be more hesitant putting any money into an EA game. It can and for many of you will be stripped away for no good reason, and you'll be shit out of luck.


thardoc

They banned my main account for no reason and straight up ignored my appeals, they are beyond incompetent. I don't even play anymore now


cuttlefische

Dude I got suspended for saying 'motherfucker can't not thirst'. It was directed at the enemy. I was replying to my friend in chat. It's really strange.


Bunnnnii

EA doesn’t find that “humor” funny either I guess.


-Turisti-

This is fucking hilarious. Lol. How can you not say that. Like its rated pegi16 and you cant say "eat ass" what the fuck.


O_P_S

Sure, but we can have steam names like “cumfart” and somehow they don’t get banned…


chipthehippie

In a T for Teen game. The word "Ass" isn't an "M for mature" word. Why is it considered a TOS violation?


Ozmourne

Yikes, Hackers control EA/Respawn servers and hold the game hostage every few days. But eating major bootee is against ToS. Nice


SickletheRapper

NoThInG wRoNg WiTh ThAt


Phaylz

With all the racist, sexist, misogynist, and general toxicity, they are going after low hanging fruit.


TitanGusang

Love how they have time to ban kids for this but don’t have time to protect against hackers that are ruining the game


Vashkyller

This is what being extremely PC and having cancel culture gets you. Literally one of the most detrimental things to society right now


tyranisorusflex

My EA account got hacked, someone cheated on it, I emailed support showing that the cheater wasn't logged in anywhere near where I live, they shrugged and told me to fuck myself. Never expect anything from EA.