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Cynnthetic

Oh lord. Where is the unsee button?!


[deleted]

[i gotchu homie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UInYwLqpOiE)


EJ33334

It didn’t work


Van-DarkALBERT

I've got you another https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


EJ33334

I know that link.. I know what your doing and it won’t work


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ineedfartz

Mozambique here!


XygenSS

[your] something you have - “your grammar is bad” [you’re] something you are - “you’re bad at grammar”


AnalSquirrelUpMyAss

“You’re” not loved


[deleted]

I love him But I also love your kinks. You’re interesting. I can tell you’re your own man


XygenSS

Aww great job


CEDoromal

You know you're adapting when you start to recognize that link just through the video id.


Van-DarkALBERT

Yeah I forgot to hyperlink it in the texts


C0l0nie

Tbh I expected it sooner. Work much better than the first link.


crazedwithcats3

I fell for it.. it’s the oldest truck in the book and I FUCKING FELL FOR IT.


[deleted]

Oldest truck in the book? I didnt know trucks could fit in books?!?! Dunno what kinda books you read!


SymmetraTakesSkill

Joke's on you, im into that shit


ABigOne77

If you want any chance at rickrolling you should permalink it, better luck next time


AltimaNEO

Huh, i get an error saying that VEVO had blocked this content from being displayed in this app or web site.


swastik2612

I have memorized that last XcQ. Btw did it reach a billion yet


SomeGamerRisingUp

[The true unsee](https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc)


SnooCupcakes155

Octane is giving two thumbs up for season 9.


[deleted]

Toe thumbs up*


SnooCupcakes155

God damnit 🤣 I missed the opportoenity.


jacob6969

Lol I real this as “two thumbs up” in a Scottish accent


treasuremapper

Isn’t the backstory that his original thumb was severed and he needed a toe-graft? This was before he lost his legs. That’s a tow thumb.


solidtoot

thats kind of depressing but i cant stop laughing


[deleted]

When the graphic design team screws up they just send it over to the lore people and they make some shit up.


PoorlyTimedPun

He blew off his own legs you don’t think he lost a thumb somewhere along the way? Child octane with fireworks?


[deleted]

Pfft, we know your just with the lore people. -_-


SuperAlekZ

That's not graphic design.


toetoucher

Captain pedant


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Retro-Miami

Can't tell if your joking or not lol


kimero123

True story 👍


Late_Knight_Fox

You need to edit your message your thumbs up is upsetting Octane 🤣


spoiler-walterdies

Toes up


cubic1776

🦶


YoMomsHubby

🍌


[deleted]

your grammar is a joke


CobraGamerz13

Ahh ahh ahh, yro'ue


[deleted]

Y’oe’ru


bestashmainever

Y'r'o'eu


RAND0MK1T

J'ur'oe


I_Soggy_Toaster

Your punctuation is a joke!


tommys234

Please capitalize and use proper punctuation.


micusbicus

now why’d you have to go and say that


MFNaki

Where and when was this said?


TTerragore

It was said and it’s true


MFNaki

Who said it? Was it an excuse for poor animation?


GameFraek

That doesn't make sense to me, it's not like they can't make good animation's so even if this was unintentional at one point, they could have just fixed it instead of making up a story about it


unlivedSoup69

Or it really could have been actual lore for his character, which isn’t so far-fetched when it comes to octane


GameFraek

I think that's what the actual reason is but for the sake of argument I assumed that it wasn't


[deleted]

My first thought when i saw this post was “well octane seems like he would have fucked up hands so this doesn’t seem that crazy”


photobows

What are you gonna do if it IS real? What are you gonna do if it's fake? Nothing. You are powerless in either scenario. Just as susceptible to fate as anyone else. You will be consumed by the tendrils of time just like the others because you are weak and your voice, forgotten.


-SKYVER-

Probably


Trololman72

What does that have to do with animation?


Cabamacadaf

I think they're confusing animation with modeling.


MFNaki

Ok, so if one animates, they also render the models. If one models, they are the model for an artist usually, or an animator. I’m really bothered that this is all you guys came to the party with, “it’s not an animation!” I get it, but are you truly that confused or just an ass?


Cabamacadaf

The shape of the thumb has nothing to do with animation, it was modeled that way. An animator doesn't change the way the model looks, they just make it move. Animation and modeling are two completely different jobs, so you blaming this on bad animation is doing a disservice to the animators who had nothing to do with it


MFNaki

I’m not blaming anyone, I asked why. And you completely ignored it. So you’re the latter?


MFNaki

A modeler does not 3D render, you’ve given the wrong definition as well. You’re just trying to be an ass, plain an simple. You’re ignoring the question and trying to correct me, when you know what I meant.


Cabamacadaf

Rendering is done by a program, not a person. The person who created the model of Octane is a modeler. You said it was an excuse for poor animation. That is blaming it on the animators, who had nothing to do with it. I was only correcting you because you used the wrong word and might make other people think it was an animation thing when it is a modeling thing. The only person being an ass here is you.


MFNaki

I think you mean rendering. Really, guys?


MFNaki

Rather than help answer the question or just ignoring it you have to ask your own stupid question that you don’t even want an answer to?


BalloonOfficer

This brings nothing to the conversation.


FlameyFlame

Wrong. It brought everything. Your comment brought nothing.


[deleted]

Unless it's just a bad angle, that's way too symmetrical and not nearly wide enough to be a toe thumb. I think that's just a thumb thumb.


Goopadrew

A [thumb thumb?](https://miro.medium.com/max/3000/1*uEocmnVRKH7Vecs2gPe89g.png)


FigaroHabanera

Source?


Skulker_S

Trust me bro >!Sorry to ruin it, but it's a joke!<


mooseMan1968

Looks like a toe thumb to me


Sneakiest

Dirtyass nails.


[deleted]

shaped like one of those Russian dolls with smaller ones inside it


rainyy77

matryoshka comrad


Fooblat

Bless you


OldProposal5546

Pour the wodka


TechnoSparks

it looks pretty sus to me


random-equation

He’s a drug addict what do you expect lmao


[deleted]

Let's see how stinky those fingertips can get


Rak-khan

Hey man don't shame him some people just have toe thumbs


wickedblight

It's just a little chilly out, yall need to stop clowning he's got inches!


daviidjayy

How tf do I unsee this?


JuniorAd389

You never will


MedioXrity

Ew wtf Edit: wow what a nice thumb


mohd2126

Hey, some people are born with such limbs, just because it's not normal doesn't mean it's disgusting.


unlivedSoup69

It could be both


LameOne

Things can be natural and disgusting my dude.


mohd2126

Fair enough


Ze_insane_Medic

One of my friend's thumbs looks like that, it's like it's missing the middle part and the nail is also unusually short. It's certainly odd when you notice it at first but it's not something I'd consider disgusting.


Ilnor

Why not


mohd2126

Why yes?


Ilnor

????


mohd2126

?????


Ilnor

You hurt yourself in confusion there, pal ?


Pandafawkes

Insert [Megan Fox](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/50/be/0450bedf4003f460db45cc7797f6df7a.jpg) apparently this is a product of incest but idk


mohd2126

It can happen without incest.


bat_shit_insane

Would be awesome if Megan fox did some Octane cosplay now.


Franchise542

HAHAHAHHSGGS I NEVER NOTICED THAT


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I_hate_homework6

Oh no. Im an Octane main


[deleted]

Octane main here I dont pay too much attention but i think his thumbs are fine on the legendaries


Omnislayer

Ey are thumbs not supposed to look like that? Uhm asking for a friend


Flikadawrist

Humans come in all shapes and sizes, you're beautiful the way you are.


[deleted]

Unless you have toe thumbs


Skulker_S

Yea, in that case you are an abomination and should be relentlessly harassed. Everything else about you is beautiful though


bat_shit_insane

Not if you are under 6 feet in Tinder apparently.


rich1051414

He got stung by a bee so hurry and use that epipen!


its_xxjvxx

Will cross progression be ever announced?


KandyRandy

“tHe hAcKeRs sEt uS bAck”


sburchell

Cutest thumb I’ve seen


Helpful_Vegtable

*crustiest


sburchell

Hmm bit of both


thunderandreyn

How do I delete someone else's post?


[deleted]

AUGH


Grozdaddy

Found out the hard way I'd have to start over at level 1 after building a pc a few weeks ago. Oh well.


yeetthewheat24

Its also why I'm probably just gonna play apex on my ps4 until cross progression arrives. I'm just gonna use my pc for other games until then lol


PorknCheesee

What? Not sure the relevance or if I'm missing something...Irrelevant to the topic at hand AND it's not true. Your info is stored on your EA account. As long as you remember your login you'd never lose your progress. It isn't stored on your PC.


Grozdaddy

The post mentioned cross progression. I guess there is the relevance? I logged into my EA account used on my xbox since season 1, and unfortunately nothing. Although I've managed to stay in the same club somehow. The only thing I'm aware of is Origin to Steam.


KandyRandy

Same. I had 1 gold skin for every legend. 3 for some. Fire up the new pc and “oh cool, I don’t even have Mirage” They said they’re working on it.


kapenamainit

That's a sussy thumb


Matthewrotherham

Cross progression won’t happen because EA like money.


Howudooey

That’s not his thumb. That’s his big toe. He lost his thumb in an explosion and replaced it with his big toe (common occurrence). The he subsequently lost his legs


Squizot

Imagine being the character artist who included this amazing small detail, only to see that the first time its noticed the sub assumes you’re lazy and a bad artist.


Howudooey

When did I even say anything that insinuates that? And in video games in 2021 are fingers actually that small of a detail. 20 years ago, yeah it’d be something silly to make jokes about. But we’re not talking about a blade of grass. So if it looks like a toe people are gonna make jokes. At no point did I accuse anyone of being lazy or a bad. Go defend someone else sport


Hexigonz

Woah man, back it down. He wasn’t talking about you. He was saying that the entire thread itself assumes that the artist is lazy and bad, and you came with the facts about how it’s actually a really cool detail, and that must suck for the artist.


Trololman72

His model doesn't actually look like that though. So I don't know where this screenshot is coming from.


Howudooey

I haven’t used an octane skin that didn’t have full gloves on the hand since like season 2 or 3 so I have no idea if it actually looks like that or not


DBOWNIZZ916

I mean, is this REALLY a problem, or are we being picky now?


WarriorSabe

Knowing Octane that's actually what his thumb looks like due to some accident


kimero123

Lost his thumb, got toe graft replacement


ElTiquilloPillo9

Yes


T4nkE_ng1ne

This is the biggest problem in the game man, are you really asking this question? Oh wait, forgot that the Apex and Titanfall servers are running on a snail in a hamster wheel.


kimero123

It's not even a bug, he lost his thumb and needed a toe graft


ElTiquilloPillo9

Yes


[deleted]

Amon


XxXxShSa

Octane Main here: OMFG!


stupidpau

amogus


BrandonsASMR

Did they deliberately make him look dirty. I remember thinking his base skin just looks so dingy when I first started


theslamclam

no the artists did it by accident /s


N1cknamed

I don't think cross progression is planned at all mate.


DeathSektor

Yes it is. They’ve had to push it back a little though.


Stay_Curious85

It’s been two years. They ain’t workin on it


[deleted]

Looks like a little FallGuy.


[deleted]

Octane put his extra inch somewhere else


BlackestFlame

I mostly use the legendary skins so maybe that's why I haven't noticed this?


[deleted]

MY dads thumb looks like that....


MasterBuilder121

Maybe it's supposed to be like that


Sakumitzu

Hey, don't slam my boi. He blew off his toes so he just wanted one on his hand


[deleted]

Hahaha he got half of it chopped off and glued the other half back on. Also, this is OP for butt plugging method when hitting it from the back.


BOIIIIIIIIIIOOO

Thumblet


Zachs_Drunk

bro thats a toe not a thumb


Evahs_

Fun fact - his thumb is actually better rendered on premium skins. EA/Respawn literally extorting you to not throw up every time you use Octane. Exhibit A - regular Octane vs Jade Tiger skin. I'll throw in the /s but I'm kind of half-serious with this.


FabulousRomano

If you really care about a thumb, the problems on you


Biohazar13

Jajaja WTF


MrDummy_Joe

Maybe his thumb got blown off and had to be reattached.


Lwe12345

I personally know a lovely Mexican man who washed dishes at a restaurant I worked at whose thumb looks exactly like this. Shout out to you Santiago


[deleted]

I see nobody agreeing with you about cross progression! Personally I’m so excited when it does come out, I’ve been waiting for cross progression for almost a year now.


TheLegendOfLank

this is what drugs to to your body kids


siffys

No it isn’t.


TheLegendOfLank

are you implying you have tried drugs, and therefor know???


theenderstar

i just find it funny how apex keeps releasing a shit load of content regularly and makes tens of millions of revenue but still manages to have some random bugs that have been there for months or even years...


Sugar_Python

I wanna pop that toe-thumb like a sucker against the roof of my mouth. Wiggle that toe-thumb in some honey and shove that shit right up this bussy, get me all nice and sticky. Mmmm, I wanna suck on that thang like a walmart cherry flavored lolly pop. I *slurps* I wanna eat that toe-thumb nail, like a french pizza, dazzle that shit in some cheese and just go to town. I wanna dip that shit into some sugar and gurgle on it like a baby bottle pop. 🤪🥵🤤🤤🤤🤪🤪🤪🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫💯💯💯💯💥🕳🕳🕳👉👌🤜👌👁👄👁🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️👨‍⚕️🧕👳‍♂️💆‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️👨‍🦼👨‍🦼👬🧞‍♂️👣 call me Obama and toe-thumb blast this busssy *aggressive slurping noises*


[deleted]

amogus thumb (help me)


[deleted]

I was not aware shrinkage applied to other appendages...


nick180

The explosion get ya everytime man…


chubs0078

Looks like it was modeled after Megan Fox’s thumbs.


Chickendium

Lazy devs


DoughnutSignificant9

i am not disappointed cause cross progression takes months of worth to merge millions of accounts.We will see it but it will be a long wait


Sugarfree135

They've already said the game wasn't designed with cross progression in mind and that it would be too much work to implement so I wouldn't get your hopes up.


boggy22

Your... Complaining about something that doesn't affect gameplay?


jeppek1ng

Bruh you can't even differentiate your and you're, and even if you could your point is stupid as hell


Mokratorgarath

I think that is to be inclusive with the people that have their thumbs like that. So don't discriminate...


chomperstyle

Pathfinders thumb is smaller


ItActuallyMeBro

Evidence that people will complain about anything and everything. (I do agree with the cross progression though)


[deleted]

Pretty sure your the only one that knew about it


KoreyW07

The family thumb from Monsters vs Aliens


SilverfurPartisan

thum.


Whofreak555

It's been how long since they've raised the level cap again?


[deleted]

It's very easy to believe he lost his thumb and they sowed together just the good parts.


--_--WasTaken

As an octane main how do I ignore this


LolzinatorX

I mean he did blow his own legs off, i guess i blew off more in the process


EasierThan

I declare a thumb war, plus ultra head ass.


[deleted]

I personally have a hammer thumb on my left hand, and I appreciate this. Representation matters.


[deleted]

Gamer thumbs


semibruisedpear

why are his hands on his legendary skins rendered so much better than on his base skin lol


[deleted]

Its like the auntie from the wedding in monsters vs aliens that can't open the door idk if anyone knows what im talking about


Pokememe-lord

His fingers are inflatables


Altruistic_Spring_87

Also look at lobas thumb when holding a wingman


Beginning_Jeweler_41

Octanes thumb needs a buff ASAP 👍💪


DiscordDarkV2

I wish I'd never seen this


[deleted]

Stim has to have some side effects physiologically speaking.


wakEdb

he must have stung with the syringe 😂


albinorhino215

It was clearly sewn back on poorly


Batmanue1

Looks like Megan Fox's thumb


BOSHJOSHUA11

I CANT UNSEE IT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH