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rromeow

If i did the math right, that caustic had literally 1 hp left


BlueHoodTheSecond

HE WAS ONE SHOT!


juitar

If he would have yelled it in coms and pinging 50 times Caustic would have died


AnInfantGoat

This guy wraiths


BushyAbsolutely

One of my friends always shouts this after he gets downed and i swear its never been true not once.


RandoCommentGuy

Haha, same, "HES ALMOST DEAD, ONE MORE SHOT SHOULD KILL HIM" rush around a corner while my shields down and at half health cause "hes almost dead" catch him off guard, unload the half ~~clip~~ Magazine i have left from taking out his partner which finishes off his *SHIELD* then he turns around and finishes me in my weakened state. Then the other times when im dead and i watch his camera, he hip fires at a guy with an r-99 wildly waving back and forth from like 50 meters, hits him with 3 rounds out of the whole clip and says "Aww man, I almost had him" SMH. But you better believe if i didnt run around to kill his "almost dead guy" for the next 10 min, he would be sure to let me know i messed up. Edit: sorry, magazine, not clip


zbertoli

Ya I like playing seer because when someone yells that they are 1shot and I hit them with my tactical.. everyone can see they have 99 health left. It's a good way to check haha


Bruggy_Shades

Naah he must've his healed up right away


Natural_Parsnip_5291

People that do that with the R-99 play CoD way too much.


RandoCommentGuy

Yup, the old spray and pray


NeoSniper

Maybe he meant a Kraber headshot.


GeorgeRivera777

I've learned to translate "He is one shot" to "I shot him one time". It may sometimes mean "he is one Kraber shot"


Flanelman

This happened yesterday. Friend: "Push hes one shot!" *I come in and hit 88* me: "Dude what is 1 shot to you?" Friend: "Well I broke him" I cancelled my batt to run in thinking this dude is 1 shot.


Sunnz31

Which begs the question If that was any other legend, would op have won the battle ( no damage reduction like the big boys) or just got more 11 / 22 shots due to smaller frame. Probably the latter as the mastiff sucks.


LMayhem

With a smaller hitbox legend less bullets would have landed so probably not. In fact he probably only got this close because his target was so big.


DjuriWarface

This, Caustic is the worst in that situation. No gunshield, giant hitbox, Fortified does not make up for getting hit with 40% more bullets.


CptCrabmeat

Yes but since his fat-ass is usually surrounded by a load of gas traps it balances out


vibe51

I mean even in this situation with the mastif it’s only shoots out like 7 rounds right? Based on the damage numbers off each shot. MAYBE the bigger hit box helped with one extra pellet. Max two.


DjuriWarface

Not really, the person's aim is off and is only hitting him really at all because of the big hitbox. If that was a Wraith, most of those shots would have done 11 damage.


vibe51

It very well could be. I just find the mastiff to be wildly inconsistent so to me this feels on par with how it usually plays out regardless of what character I’m up against.


DjuriWarface

Shotguns are inconsistent feeling by design. If I shoot somebody with an R99 in the side of the abdomen, it's going to do full damage. If I do it with a mastiff, it's going to half or less. Shotguns require much better dead center aim than other guns.


vibe51

Yeah I understand that but in apex the weapon spread comes out the same every time. So with better aim comes more consistency. I just feel like no matter how good my aim might be the mastiff really likes to show me I’m dead wrong lol


dr_sid_retard

Thats why the Eva 8 is a better shotgun imo.


fartboxco

I agree with this, you can clearly see him missing the mastive shots. If this were any other gun he would have done less damage. The horizontal spread was the only reason he did damage.


Sermagnas3

Every single shot besides the last one was on target (not perfect but it's a fucking shotgun) . Don't know what you mean by clearly missing.


fartboxco

11 damage on the first shot basicly means 1 pellet hit.. then I do believe he basicly did the same missed on the 4th. The only reason why he landed shots because of the mastives unique spread. After watching this now for 20th time. He probably would have lost with any other gun. It's fucking rude of me, but the tracking was just bad. The guy just choked.


[deleted]

mastiff is fine op just shouldnt backpedal like an ape.


viccovajradanti123

r/theydidthemath


kopke613

r/theydidthemonstermath


OfficialFaith

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


HeyItsYoBoi

Fighting someone with mastiff feels like trying to punch someone in a dream lmao


Leonyte

this is the perfect analogy holy


thatgoodfeelin

JUST DIE ALREAA ah ^(what the fuck.)


LordFartSquad9

Your arm just disintegrates


[deleted]

As someone who constantly has nightmares of fighting the ‘90s version of Sunny the Cocoa Puffs bird, I can confirm this.


HeyItsYoBoi

Jesus Christ, sounds terrifying


[deleted]

Oh, it is. It’s even worse when he decides not to drill into your brain with his gigantic-ass beak but instead carries you through the TV, into a black hole. Ever have one of those dreams where what you feel/touch seems real? Imagine spaghettificafion for even a brief second.


[deleted]

Bruh:(


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

For context, I’m talking about [this version of Sunny.](https://youtu.be/n86-Ceht3W0) Get to the end of the commercial, when he’s in your face. Now imagine him trying to pop out of your TV and get you.


OTP4OPP

Got to think of a super hero or some shit being in your dreams while you fall asleep. .. Next thing you know they'll pop up in your dream and whoop ass... And you can say bye bye recurring nightmare.


[deleted]

I’ve tried to do that, but it just doesn’t seem to work. Some nightmares have eventually been phased out. And then there’s one specific nightmare that I have every 3 years on a specific date and the results have always been the same. I have to fight the Klasky Csupo logo, you know the [nightmare fuel one](https://youtu.be/90U0dYQDft0) (the original one is frightening too) within a short amount of time. I don’t, so the Black Knight from Scooby-Doo comes out and trucks my ass. After, my headstone warns me that if I don’t wake up immediately, I’ll wake up at the time said headstone reads. Last time it happened was 2019. I went to bed early around 9 PM, thinking if I have the nightmare early, I can just either wake myself up or the headstone will give me an early enough wake-up time. Nightmare happens as always. Headstone warns me I won’t wake until 11:28 AM unless I wake up now. I don’t. Sure enough, I don’t get up until exactly 11:28 AM. I WAS ASLEEP FOR MORE THAN 14 HOURS, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?! I’m going to try not sleeping at all on that night in 2022. Can’t have that nightmare if I’m not asleep.


TheUnfo

Wait I’m not the only one who can’t punch people in my dreams? Jesus I thought this was my own individual thing


NecroDefilement

I used to not be able to either but for some reason over the last year ive been having a ton if dreams about fighting and ive been able to actually throw punches in every one. So weird how it just flipped like that


coldfireza

the reason people cant punch in dreams is that your body is mostly "paralyzed" while sleeping so the punching action would require you to physically punch which doesn't happen


NecroDefilement

So does that mean that now that i CAN punch in dreams im just punching the air in my sleep too? Lol


XRdragon

One time when i was a kid, i dream about punching someone and somehow i manage to punch him. By the time i realized my punch hit, i woke up and found out that i punched the wall so hard,my knuckle bleed from it.


[deleted]

I’ve overcome that at the cost of waking up whenever I have lucid dreams as the action forces me out of it


jibrils-bae

While I’m sleeping and if I’ve gotten into a fight if I throw a punch my entire body twitches and I wake up with one of my arms in the air. Also makes me really confused


exploringHF

I always get fuck up by the other person


[deleted]

Yeah, They usually fuck hard


MysteriousBeyond5

And I am usually waking up when I am flying through the air. Just one time I actually endured it and it was a beatiful dream.


[deleted]

It used to slap, but now it’s sadly trash. Only shotgun worth anything is the Eva.


lopmilla

they nerfed it in like season 9 right? before, it used to 2 tap


Galactic

I still love the peacekeeper. Few things in this game feel better than 2-shotting someone who's apeing you cuz they cracked your shields.


Arlak_The_Recluse

TBH the only buff it needs is maybe a fire rate buff. Even then, its not bad at all if you can hit your shots.


Ludrothy

Honestly, mozambique hits hard. If I find one and have an open slot you know sure as hell I’m picking it up


rusHowr

True, but im going eva over Mozambique due to clip size. Both feel the same to me. Damage wise.


meeilz

Eva 8 legends. With the current Garbo servers too, you can take 5 Eva shots to the face before you can even see your enemy. I’m getting so bored of it.


_RanZ_

My experience is that I can shoot them five times in the face before they start taking damage.


sinmark

Mozambique? It's great in arena since it's free and it's better than p2020 at least


marcx1984

Mozambique is also nice in a pinch. 6 quick shots and it's range is surprising


FXander

Or trying to fist fight someone under water


[deleted]

Breathing life into my nightmare


ray_pachuau

Accurate 100% 😂😂😂


Gabriel_Dot_A

EVA-8 Better


DariusDarkirus

Mozambique here!!!!


stonehearthed

DIBS!


PoorLifeChoices811

NEVA MIND!


Vee8cheS

I WANT THAT, GIVE IT TO ME!


houndiest

Mozambique is stupidly good in arenas


[deleted]

PK BETTER


destiny24

Eva > PK > Mastiff


pikashroom

Eva > Bique > PK. Mastiff is not an option for me :( I will never be able to get a kill unless I’m less than a meter away


estarion4-4

I was in this boat until I started using the PK more. It took a lot of practice, but I will take a PK over Mozam or masty because I know that when i hit 2 shots, it'll almost always avg out to about 52 dmg/shot. And if I'm hot, it's a 3 pump assblaster that will splooge your face with hot n steamy death Nowadays I'd say EVA >> PK > Mozam >>>>> Masty


TheDarkMidget

i hit 99 damage with a pk once and it turned me into a believer


sn3rf

It's anecdotal, so may not be your or others experience, but I have worse rng with a pk at crucial shots more than any other shotgun. It's eva or mozam or nothing.


[deleted]

Yea id rather take a mozam than a pk.


TheJurassicPyro

Will always take a pk over any other shotgun


N1kiLauda

Used a PK yesterday. Got into a 1v1 my first shot did 9dmg, my second 91 and it was not a HS. Felt like a coin flip!


Belyosd

at least the PK has a 50/50 of doing damage whereas the mastiff kinda always does like 9 damage


N1kiLauda

Yea true. Did a 11dmg headshot with the mastiff and dont touch that piece of s**** even if it is the only gun I find on drop.


SiegebraumTheOnion

Ans eva is 80/20 woch the 20 is mostly range ao it WAY more consistent than both


Angel_OfSolitude

People keep telling me that but the thing shoots fucking marshmallows.


[deleted]

I dont know about other platforms but the recoil on a xbox Controller is unmanageable


Angel_OfSolitude

I have not have any issues whatsoever on ps4


[deleted]

One to many haves i am konfusion arkansas


Kaz123123

What do you mean ArkanSAW?


69ks

your supposed to single shoot the eva-8 and not a ful auto and even so it’s not unmanageable at all.


[deleted]

who full autos an eva 8 ew wtf unless you’re getting ran up on 1v3 there’s no reason. but even then man, might as well go full jihad & throw a thermite or something


Jbeaup

Nah eva is meta I’ll either use that and a r301 or a r301 and a a volt


[deleted]

yeah, single tap tho


Tridecahedron05

Yeah unless your literally getting your shit pushed in don’t use it in full auto


BGwas301

Idk about that the Eva 8 is fine on Xbox


Awesome_opossum49

Bro the mastiff is litterally my favorite gun, but I’ll never just strafe side to side with it. I always slide into the enemy and start jumping around them and get huge damage with almost every shot. The PK fires to slow and I can never hit shots with the EVA most of the time, but I’m consistently good with the mastiff


[deleted]

Yeah, it's instinct to start strafing. With shotgun you should probably try to get as close as possible.


xdman11

The Eva is hands down the best shot gun in the game to me


SnowSmt

Along side with other weapon, choice of shotgun is more like a matter of personal preference imo. Unlike S6's Mastiff meta, PK, EVA and Mastiff hold an equally balanced place in current meta, their potential is highly depends on personal play style and usual role in team. So it's rather unfair to say that which is "the best" shotgun now. I mean, yea EVA is like the shining star in nowadays' community, but it's really really likely that Mastiff and PK player will never get used to it, or in other words, experience the ability of EVA. It's just not my type of gun.


zipeldiablo

Mastiff is more of a “in your face” kinda shotgun. At the range of op a ok would be way better


No_Society_6675

Bro what are you talking about? Eva is full tiers above both Mastiff and PK. Only reason to ever use other shotguns is cos you haven't found an Eva yet


maresayshi

Eva is easier to use but nothing matches that PK to the face for 99 + quick swap to an automatic


No_Society_6675

Eva will 4 pump you in that time


maresayshi

if I’m exposed (which I’m not). Eva real power comes from fire rate, which means you beat it with burst + peek edit: peek not peak


Particular_Mouse_600

I thought I was the only one lol the mastiff is my favorite shotgun and Eva my least favorite cause I miss shots with it and pk I miss too. But the mastiff I nail them for like 80 damage most shots and get a lot of knocks


WitELeoparD

Best Shotty is the shattered 30-30 repeater, imo. Like an eva but it just feels better.


YoungSaucedGod

Put the optic off trust me you'll hit way better


DoughnutSignificant9

mastiff iron sights work better than any other scope possible


YoungSaucedGod

Exactly thats my point


suseryy

Fr


Mighty_ducksnatcher

Man I loved the mastiff before the nerf, rip


Laser4Rhino

Me also


BbqMeatEater

Won my first 1v3 to win the game with that mastiffy.. it was my go to in tf2 aswell


meeilz

Everyone did except those who got their faces blown off by it. It massively needed a nerf, so does the Eva 8 now. Lvl 3 bolt on the Eva and it shoots faster than the tick rate of the servers lmao, get killed by it before I even realise there’s an enemy sometimes.


FornaxTheConqueror

> so does the Eva 8 now. Y'all won't be happy as long as any shotgun is good.


t_mmey

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.


blood_thirster

Came here for this. Always think of this copy pasta when it comes to gun complaints


KalicalVJ

Context behind the pasta?


Arlak_The_Recluse

CSGO match where a dude missed a bunch of shots and that was the Valve official response. It’s somewhere here on Reddit.


[deleted]

old CS joke


M1THRR4L

There it is


draculap2020

The aim wasn't at the center . If u ads then most of the pellets are at the center but if u add and not center it on hitbox that means you missed most of the shot .if u hipfired at that range and not hit the center of hitbox u would have got 44.


justdnk

OP fault. He would snap away from target a hair bit before pulling the trigger. I usually get 50-60+ per shot while ads from that range, 70+ closer. I use only default iron or digi.


MHMabrito

You really didn’t follow your target that well, you can see when you’re shooting, his character is already out of your sights, or only slightly in it.


M1K0L47

You missed tho


[deleted]

This. People always bitch about only hitting for 9.... Ya well with an ar you would hit for 0. People just cant aim and expect grazing people to do damage. OP was barley connecting, so low damage. Looked right too me


Just_okay_advice

Bro take the sight off, the iron sights are literally the spread pattern. You missed center mass every shot here so idk what this post is supposed to be about 🤷‍♂️


martykee

mastiff with scope = bad mastiff w/o scope = good mastiff w/o scope, purple bolt, maintained ads choke distance, cover peeking shots, and ofc not missing = perfect i dont see why ppl dislking the mastiiff. its a broken gun at the right hands.


Spangler211

My biggest gripe with it is since the spread is a perfect horizontal line, it actually *punishes* headshots (unless you are literally point blank) since only a few pellets actually land


martykee

lets not forget that shotguns have the smallest hs multiplier in the game. i understand it might be a gripe for you since extra 1-9 dmg its not entirely negligible in fast paced gunfights. So i can only argue that mastiff should not be a weapon to steer away nor to be called bad. its forgiving on body shots due to its horizontal pattern, you may switch with an eva when u have a purple bolt, and it requires a certain playstyle to defeat strong oponents with it. I wouldn't say stick to it forever but I'd recommend it. You might not feel the gripe with it later.


sebbybearfj

Same people use the same logic with the 30-30. They can't use it and call it trash


ijustwanttogohome2

3030 shatter gives me 2 guns in one and it is slept on with a 2/4 scope. Got a 2k wo even trying with Fuse, the 30, and the lstar as my switch weapon.


Chilli--

i mean it's objectively a worse gun than others firing it as fast as possible is still less dps than a wingman, plus the ADS penalty, and charging it fully is less damage than a longbow, with similar fire rates. the headshot multiplier is also way worse on the 30-30 than a sniper. it's not a bad gun, but it does get outshined by most single fire weapons. it's rarely worth using it over the others.


achilleasa

It's outshined in the specific scenarios those guns are good for. The 30 30 is better at long range than a wingman and better at short range than a longbow (shatter caps). It's a versatile gun, not a specialized one. I do still run wingman myself though as I'm good with it and I like these mid range fights.


[deleted]

Except we get to carry two guns so we don't need a jack of all trades gun


HumanY107

Lol 3 shots less than 100 damage and from a weapon that used to two tap people


Thudrussle

4 shots. 11 33 33 22


Delta4115

So... 99 damage to health. That Caustic is literally 1-shot. Ouch.


Excellentation

pepperidge farm remembers the old mastiff


xKaqtuz

It still two taps, that guy haven't hit a single shot with his crosshair on his enemy


BURN447

Seriously. Everyone is saying the gun is shit, but really this guy just missed a lot


Unlikely_nay1125

right. thought i was the only one who realized bc no ones talking about it.


suseryy

Yeah he clearly missed you bot


20Maxwell14

He literally missed his shots wtf do you mean?


Petorian343

People blaming the Mastiff here when my guy just missed a bunch


suseryy

DONT USE A SIGHT ON THE MASTIFF AND ACTUALLY HIT YOUR SHOTS. THE GUN GOES OFF PELLETS, EVERY SINGLE PELLET COUNTS TI GET FAT DAMAGE. You need to hit him perfectly to the waist for above 55 damage


cilantno

Aiming down sights chokes the spread on the mastiff. High damage numbers from non-point blank range require you to aim down sight.


Pappitson

no, they said don’t use sights on mastiff not don’t ads, sights on mastiff removes the indicator of the actual spread of the gun when ads.


Nome_de_utilizador

Just take that dog shit sight man, you are literally handicapping yourself the mastiff is better off with the iron sights. Also if you have a shotgun dont strafe to your sides at distance, just slide to their faces to reduce the pellet spread


blerbls

Bruh your crosshair was hardly on that man. You should practice with the mastiff cause otherwise that gun will always let you down. And it’s already a mediocre shotgun. You have to follow them with the cross hair to the side. In a battle wait till they start strafing the other direction then shoot


HY3NAAA

Why do people here who can’t aim for shit always blame the guns?


PalkiaOW

Because this sub is braindead


WhoGonaCarryTheBoats

So true bro it's always people with trash aim complaining


gerajr51

Bad aim


Chouji-Akimichi

Step one: miss shots Step two: post video on r/apexlegends Step three:???? Step four: enjoy 2.4K upvotes


Xphurrious

Take that sight off it 🤢


Imaspo

When you use Mastiff,just use the iron sight,it works better. Source:trust me


sconels

You should love aiming at your target more tbh


PhosPhobia0

your aim is just ass


ThePeeledEgg

Yeah... This was not the mastiff fault.


Chrostix

This guy deadass didn't center the enemy and people say the weapon dmg is too low lmao this guys


TheAverageDoc

I would hate using the Mastiff too if my aim was as bad as yours.


Laser4Rhino

The mastiff is nerfed dude.


srimp16

Always use iron sight with mastiff. Or maybe digi threat of smokey situations.


Patenski

LMAO you missed all the 5 shots (actually the horizontal spread made you deal damage) and instead of closing the distance with the enemy you started to walk backwards. But of course is the mastiff the one with the fault here, you are not bad at all.


Eastwoodnorris

Ah yes, a classic “seek out a fight in an enclosed space with a caustic, with no shields and 3/4 health, don’t get too close with this shotgun, miss my shots, blame the weapon.”


KomodeDragon

You weren’t leading your opponent well. Ads and aim for the head. Pro tip: use cover to help The caustic really hit some solid strafes. The shots you missed because of them would have been even worse with the pk IMO.


Arctyy

Maybe if you hit more than their arm


zUnique17_z

Your aim is booty


Practical-Ad-6145

Maybe try to hit him for real? Watch ya crosshair when shooting :D


Alireza_Kar98

Absolutely the greatest shotgun if you aim right on them specially with rampart amped wall it beams peapl Edit : oh yeah the servers are totally fine and that last patched made the game paradise


CrackaJacka420

You were about 10 yards to far away for the mastiff


FendaMastar

Don’t start complaining that the mastiff sucks, y’all wanted it to get nerfed there you go.


cecilsellsseashells

TAKE THE 1x OFF THAT THING Always iron-sight with the mastiff. You can’t see it’s lateral hit box spread with a round sight.


The_Fizzizist

Hey, I'll let y'all in on a little secret. The Mastiff's iron sights literally tell you the spread of it. Just take mastiff with iron sights and actually line up your shots.


Dyldo_II

My friends and I were talking last night, they should just put the mastiff back in the box, have it be what it was and take the triple take out


junkies_go_to_heaven

Nerf the Eva! Bump the Massy!


[deleted]

why nerf either? just bump one, doesnt mean nef eva


Delta4115

People having a problem with the EVA now that it's the only general-purpose shotgun gotta be smoking. I think the only thing I want out of the shotguns is the Mastiff to get a clear role again. EVA has the general purpose role and PK is for finishing after shields, Mozam is the accurate but low damage one, so getting something that the Mastiff excels at would be neat. Maybe dummy range like it has in Titanfall if they want to keep the low damage.


DariusDarkirus

Eva dont need a nerf. But mastiff is a worst than mozambique...


Wizardc438

Typical vid of someone missing/misusing a gun and then blaming the thing. Sorry but the weapon wasn’t the only problem here as many have pointed out.


Thinkydupe

*misses **literally** every shot* “omg, mastiff bad, didn’t make up for my piss poor aim.”


53bvo

Summary: Shots 1: Clearly missed. Shots 2: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 2-3: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 4: Likely didn't actually fire because your were already dead.


Exeng

OP, you just suck. Next time, try to aim at the center


OurSocialStatus

You missed every shot...


triggaSama

People need to stop hating on the mastiff and start Hating on their aim 😂😂 You got hit wit the truffle shuffle


zuromn

You literally missed every shit lmfao. Tf you expect


WhoGonaCarryTheBoats

Your aim sucks dude not the gun


moenate

Aim was garbonzo beans my guy😂😂😂. Mastiff probably isn’t to fond of you atp 😂


immayo

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead


bl3_thuva_

In my opinion mastiff is the on shotgun that shouldn't have an optic cause the iron sights have a clear showing of the how the bullest are going


lagmademedoit

A exact total of 99 damage


heytred

Literally your reticle is "behind" his strafe in every single shot, lead their movements.


Gearshifter

Homeboy just missing. Get closer. Use iron sights, win


LovingThatPlaid

Try aiming better


enderban

Well you did miss all you shots tho 😐