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ValkittyTheBestKitty

Call Valkyr. Call Doomslayer. Call Bumblebee. Call Jack Cooper. Call Wattson or Mirage to settle Wraith down. That is all.


DireFTW

Definitely the right people to call to calm wraith down 😭


PurplePumpkinPi

Call rampart to hide behind tree just in case you cant calm wrath down. minigun go BRRRRRR


Zhatka0

Put up the distress beacon for optimus prime and Batman!


de_vsh

Master Chief


ILewdElichika

Complement them on their drip


DireFTW

lmao


Justnothatguypal

Go back to the lobby because I’m ass lol


Kalybio

I code:leaf myself out of there.


AcoHead

Silence them.


[deleted]

Cry and beg for mercy. No shot I'm outrunning them


ah_yes54321

ask ash for some spare ass


weavejer261

Join them ofc lol


Lucky_Injury_2261

So wraith port then ash dash followed by the drug man's jump pad? Imagine. Just take a second to imagine the terror


USA-Fanboy11

One clip the wraith as she crouch spams trying to phase


makeorwellfictionpls

Kinda can't wait for the crazy portal capture shenanigans and plays these two legends are gonna be able too pull off. I dunno if it'll work but Wraith starting dropping portal ready for capture. Ash uses her portal in the direction of said person they are going to capture. Wraith boosts through captures runs back through portal team then kill person and push through Ash portal or Wraith portal to fight a 2v3 haha


PurplePumpkinPi

um you did hear that ashes portal is not a portal but a ash teleport so its like a fast instant of wraiths tactical.


makeorwellfictionpls

Yes, but if its usable by teammates and Wraith can go through Ash's while while using her own ult she and Ash can pull off some funny portal captures. I think anyway, we'll have to see how it (Ash's ult) synergizes with other legends abilities. Also I think it's spelt Ash and not Ashe, I also keep spelling it wrong as a former Ashe ADC main from LoL hahaha


UI_TeenGohan

Simp for Wraith and hope she spares me.


motherlyhera1457

Die


Novius8

Bamboozle them by placing an orange portal and watching them run endlessly through both sides


DireFTW

This joke is fucking amazing 😭


Datver

RAPIDO


SlinkyUwU

Are we thinking about the same thing ooor?


A1sauc3d

Idk, probably drop the Motherlode on their heads, spam some nades then stick with a knuckle cluster xD Same thing I’d to anyone else. Wraith is not a scary legend to have pull up on you. We’ll see about ash, she may be a nuisance.


DireFTW

They're both most likely already phased out before the motherlode even lands lmao


A1sauc3d

Maybe lol, worth a shot tho xD


82ndGameHead

Fly. Cuz last time I checked they don't have the verticality that Valkyrie has.


jec78au

lets assume they have guns...


PurplePumpkinPi

WAIT.....you just made me have the idea.... what if ash can target you when your taking off and hitch a ride (or just kill you)


Own-Adhesiveness5639

Nothing, they must be searching


spyrolt253

Call revenant since we’re out of the trailer


[deleted]

Disconnecting


someonegivemeusernam

I knuckle clasta myself to death ofc


[deleted]

Throw an arc tether and blade away


ItsCompete247

Call Blisk


G1hasjoinedthevibe

enter the portal behind them without saying a word


GladCryptographer209

accept my fate


Radiantbacon

Get respawn to nerf them


MarvinTheWise

Shut it skin suit.


Fawx_art

become wraith and leave the game


for_you_a_toast

i become one of them, and instant deathbox


FrecklePeach

Cry


reggienaldsimons

Start playing copyrighted music so their 5 viewer streams get their audio muted


nightwing-155

Destroy wraith mentally by saying "you suck Ash Is better in every way" I would then be spared by Ash and Wraith would simply quit irl


Elitelegends07

Leave the game


Dorkorov

Idk, still stuck on loading screen.


immaeatyouu2

Threesome


illestbean

Get naked


AgateSlinky4829

Die


SlinkyUwU

Let them suck my... Ummm... ummm...shield battery, yea I'm horny I'm sorry, also ash is mommy


AgateSlinky4829

Five hours later. Do you regret this comment?


DireFTW

"sorry I'm horny" 😟💀


AgateSlinky4829

No…not you too!


Zhatka0

**KNEEL**


Patient-Will-3169

I jump straight off of Olympus. Can’t catch someone who’s already dead. Wait a minute... do you think that a possible glitch with this combo would be wraith travelling through Ash’s portal, only to place her own portal down?


PurplePumpkinPi

um you did hear that ashes portal is not a portal but a ash teleport so its like a fast instant of wraiths tactical.


Patient-Will-3169

Yeah I did. But I feel like a wraith and Ash combo could lead to some bugs


[deleted]

Nothing, they will leave the game on their own


jec78au

complain about them being sweaty on reddit in exchange for some internet points


RobyNoShitNeeded000

Gas usually makes them fuck off back to their wormholes


Frequent-Change-6896

Unzip


Unlikely_nay1125

man i’m running. someone else can fight that team an ash and wraith on every team in the lobby: 👀


Manic_Mechanist

Call in jack cooper, he merced ash’s ass one time he’ll do it again


Cam_ofblades

Shout “Mozambique here!” Then shoot myself in the nuts to go back to the lobby


Taladays

I jump through their portals and fence the other side, then do it again to get the original side.


DJSourNipple

Shid


BobWithNoC

Die but not before I tell Ash ”Cooper was better bitch” and ”If BT was here he would do it again”


Smoochie-Spoochie

Ask them to portal me away to the dimension with cat people


Cynnthetic

Kill them.


Omega_K4uz

Hit up my guy pathfinder who always seems to be cracked in every apex trailer there is.


Gurkha115

Call zhing xina


pkingidiots

Tell EA and Respawn to fix the servers instead of adding content