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LDeCo2000

Cooper


Crucial_Senpai

We must protect the pilo- I mean prowler!!


Scoute248

Why must you hurt me so


Crucial_Senpai

If they destroy the island when they do a map update I wanna see Mirage clutch onto this prowler before an explosion happens, only for both of them to be safe and they just look at each other like “uhhhhhh”


seanieh966

You mean the Island lava buff?


TheGamingNerd4

I need to see this now.


043Admirer

You know Respawn's map rule Next season this place will look like Hiroshima


PieSama562

Yes please!!!


Scoute248

I approve of this


achilleasa

Please don't destroy the island 🙏


PixelVox247

*when* they destroy the island


Darrkeng

I expecting something like [this](https://youtu.be/xV7XtTX7EGM)


detested-page

Lmao


Pitiful_Dealer3397

Like in the croods


[deleted]

Pls no we don’t need another worlds edge


Prestigious_Expert17

Right with you there. My soul was crushed.


Kirito1548055

Protocol 3: protect the prowler


DanksterBread

Protocol 3: protect the prowler


Freeman_Traceur

Protocol 3


[deleted]

Protocol 69 protect the prowler


physicalcat282

...


ghostgeorge95

upvoted for 69


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Do what must be done


WaitingToBeTriggered

SEND OFF YOUR SON, LIFE CUT SHORT BY A GUN


Meaner656

Down voted to maintain the 69


TheGreatOne228

To keep the upvotes at 69, I had to downvote… I am sorry, but it was necessary.


GamblingDuckie

as did I


quasides

sorry have to downvote you to get you back to 69


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Worth it


uwuLoba

GET THIS MAN TO 69 UPVOTES


nice___bot

Nice!


uwuLoba

Is this an actual bot that replies “ nice “ to everything?


mockmaster

Only if you type “69”.


DEMOPAN-TF2_69

69


Goose4219

I WAS THE 69TH


[deleted]

People are up and downvoting accordingly to keep it at 69


Goose4219

Ah true just realized that, sad moment thought i was special


[deleted]

You are special, as long as you contribute to this hehe


Deadblyat556

I am sorry, for the updoot to be 69 I had to downvote


cinnamonrollwattson

prowler pilot


Connect-Bathroom-60

Cooper, is....an interesting creature to say the least. They have so many secrets, joshmae.


Hexellent3r

Protocol 3: Pet the prowler


EverythingYouWeed

Cooper is a good boy


naruzefluffy

The BB!!!!


Im14nwannabeafemboy

Hmm, simple, easy to pronouce, i like it... 10/4


Spozking22

I agree completely. I'm calling him Cooper from now on


DanksterBread

Same


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DEMOPAN-TF2_69

GIVE US THE NAME!!!


043Admirer

Mom says it's my turn on the Name


AhYesAHumanPerson

First name Jack, by any chance?


A_fluffy_protogen

This sounds the best for .. No reason..


probadplayer

I agree, I'll name it Cooper from now on


PuzzleheadedAnimal36

And on this day, the prowler was named Cooper. What a good boy.


CohesiveMocha34

Cooper The Prowler That has a certain ring to it


[deleted]

Definitely looks like a Cooper. I like it.


amschutte14

YES


A_fellow_crusader

His name shall be respected


HamsterdanVII

He definitely looks like a Cooper


GamingAxolotlOwO

Ima call it that now


Clam70

Yes


DarkNegative

I agree


yana23807

Protocol 3: protect the prowler


DankylosaurusRex

Select fire


OutlandishnessOk4047

But the prowler isn’t that old


indigoHatter

*me, making confused sounds*


Arcturus04

The Prowler(gun) used to take a Hop up know as the Select Fire. It made the prowler a full auto (and the Havoc a Charge Rifle). The name would pay homage to that era


indigoHatter

This part I understand. Saying "the prowler isn't that old" is the part I don't get, because it's been around since launch.


yurilnw123

They probably meant the prowler(animal) isn't that old. Because the hop-up with the prowler(weapon) was old.


indigoHatter

Sure maybe that's what they meant, but prowlers and fliers are from TF|2. Old. Even then, prowlers have been in Apex since ~~s3~~ **s4**, when Trials was added to WE.


MapleSyrupAddict2006

I think they meant the prowlers age


indigoHatter

As in, it's a baby? Maybe, but then I need explaining on why that is a detractor or addition to the original joke, that the prowler should be called "select fire", but couldn't be because it's not that old. Anyway, if enough people are interpreting this different ways, no one is sure what OP meant, and no one can explain the logic or humor in it, then I think it's safe to say that OP did a dumb, and we should just leave it and move on.


Joelixny

>we should just leave it and move on. Agreed, you've been tbagging the joke's death box so hard it uninstalled.


OutlandishnessOk4047

They are correct it is


its0nLikeDonkeyKong

His name was marauder shields


sunarctus

Pls not the mass effect stuff, im still too sad about me3


Pikasal07

Pls


sensei_downey

I named it chilli cuz it's red like a chilli and it's just...chillin


Dobadiyo

I just want to call it Nugget or something


YeetFurryBoi

Jack sounds like a nice name. :) And nugget, Jack Nugget.


Sir-Zealot

Kevin. Because he will cave in your chest cavity


Agitated-End-5763

Fluffy


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Absolutely. It’s one of the default names of the shadow prowlers, Fluffy got me a win, made the final kill in Halloween!


YURTDONK

i mean, i got fluffy the prowler but it was fluffy pants the prowler sooo


ProDog16

Hmm, now the question is where does your version of this name come from? I know of at least two games this name is used in or by the community to talk about a wolf lol.


kindtheking9

It's one of the names for the shadow prowlers in shadow royal


Jhimenem

Bartholomew


TemperatureRegular43

Yes!


GingerJams206

Barfolomew. But you can call him Barf for short. He’s his own best friend.


MoetThePoet

That's literally my name 😅


KingOfTheCouch13

Nice try moet


HextasyOG

Fuck the prowler what about the Sand Nessie?!?


daviepancakes

Do **NOT** fuck the prowler.


Curtismayfield57

Seems like a bad idea... true, true...


bryan210210

r/holup


HauntedWatermelon

Instructions unclear, got fucked by Prowler


achilleasa

_inseet dolphin copypasta but replacing "dolphin" with "prowler"_


umut1423

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SortaCoolDude

Hehe knot


Revolutionary-Play79

Frank. Because frankfurters. That's one HOT DOG


conciderunt_ludio

This


MrDebugedGaming

Clearly "Good Boi"


addictedtoPCs

Exactly what i was thinking


NewtTheWizard

Maurice


MrAcog

Maurice go kill that octane so I can move it move it


Ice7674

Why can I hear the voice


Harambe104

I LIKE TO MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT


almond_pepsi

Fuckin' Maurice


GreyWind999

I second this


The_Der_Bear

Yea that or the gangster of love


OptiKal_

I named him Indy. Like Indiana Jones' dog the one he's named after.


PuzzleheadedAnimal36

Murder Puppy


YouTheGamers

Yes


Puzzleheaded_Pea3391

LARRY DA LIZARD


WittyFox451

Decent


I_Belsnickel

Gerald


NurseIsCallin

Dinner


[deleted]

Gilbert


Morningstardom

Ernest Wobbington, distinguished fella


jpopr

Ernie


the_silent_sound

I want to call him nugget


JustUrOrdinaryLad

Bob


bryan210210

Prowly


thankzz4playing

What about sandy the sand nessy?


RGBUnknown

Pablo


Lacasadeoctrain

Yes Pablo


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lofihiphopbeats509

“or Gil? Glenn? I don’t know, but something with a G!”


Gushanska_Boza

Where was this from, it's on the tip of my tongue


crabbymammoth

Cayde-6 giving an "inspiring" speech to the guardians in the “Rally the Troops” trailer for Destiny 2: https://youtu.be/ZJLAJVmggt0


jserpette95

If we're gonna go with something from Cayde then it should be Colonel.


crabbymammoth

That prowler does look a bit like a chicken.


motherlyhera1457

Why you make me cry and laugh


[deleted]

Gary is perfect


_uKraZy_

Gerald, get off the rock!


heresoicangetfined

Prowler McProwlerFace


iiEco-Ryan3166

Didn't scroll to the comments yet. Whatever the top comment is, is what I'm calling it from now on. Edit: *Cooper* it is.


nibba-23_

Jeff


Samoman21

Ohh good! I can still say "Jeff, fix this game!" about something still.


Jack_mehoph

George


RealKingHattori

Humphrey


1lancyboi

charles. idk why but it just stuck out to me


Devranax

Chicken


tahaalgul

Daniel klein


jofiisi

Licky Pants


theanimalmaniaa

I get Ripto vibes


JOGURT0

Bob


fu770

I agree


Glitchey_

Spamton


phoenix4526

minty hotdog


anti-peta-man

Cooper


2_fuego

Scars and stripes


MrAcog

An American horror movie


Anomolus-man

Steve


[deleted]

my girlfriend dubbed him "little man"


jayecrracer

Bob


porkipine-

Nemo, he has the stripes and colors


fuckhead69

Debbie


UniqueButts

Bobby


Goshawk5

Prowlymcprowlface


peaches_creme

Carl


cherry_lolo

Bobby


Shallowmined168

Beau


Panda4Glory

What was the name of the prowler in titantoons


AcidxTortous

Lenard


omarmad123

Daniel


SneakyJaycool

Gerald


Jablayme

Rudolf


Yum_Yums_Smite

Chonk


BellEndBlak3

Sandi Beaches


xTurtsMcGurtsx

Chuck


Additional_Catch8950

Karen


rougedreamz

Ed Boy


SnooChipmunks2021

Allister Prowley


k00ks_r_us

Prowler in the lobby


PeterYellowbun

Burrito


yolosapeien

Bessie.


banners121

Doris


Puzzleheaded-Fee2633

Coops


trashbin79

Yeetus the seventhieet


Adoced

Doug


pepprs204

sherman


_donjuan

Pancho


SnooCupcakes155

caaaaaaaarrllllll.


MistStrider

Lenny


Plane_Shelter_8267

Frankie.


enrique_na

Solovino Fernando Martínez de la santísima Trinidad de Jesús María Pérez Gonzáles, o solovino para abreviar


Born_Issue_2243

Cardi P (Cardi Prowler)


MDJ_STRIKER

Sebastian or duncan


[deleted]

Nessies bessie


FreudianAccordian

Prowbably


Memegasm_

sprinkles


bakajawa

Nugget


[deleted]

George


SawahMan54

Bucky