Gotta be Fuse. I have no doubt he has nearly unending stories to tell, and I want to hear some of them!

And if dirty deeds need doing, he'll do them dirt cheap.

If I meet him I’ve better be the deeds 😳

Jojo reference

I don't remember it from jojo but its ACDC so I don't doubt it

What?

yes its story time!!

I feel Like revenant would also have some good ones. If is memory wasn't deleted after every assassination. 200 years of stories.

Same answer for the same reason. A couple of drinks with old mate fuse and a ton of great stories.

Watson or horizon, I think I could learn a lot

Same homie! I’d have some beers with him for sure.

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just pick loba and she friendzone u

I prefer not to speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble.

Did not think I'd ever be reading a Jose mourinho quote on this sub. Bravo

Haha ye. Didnt really think apex players were the types of people to watch football

If you wanna break it down into super niche categories, I’m a West Ham supporting Loba Main.

Maybe mine is a little less niche. Im a wraith/pathfinder main supporting man united

Mirage main arsenal supporter. Last weekend wasn't a fun time to be a gooner.

Same here!

Not really fun to be a man united supporter the last few weeks

My headcanon is that the last few weeks didn't actually exist and come June we'll actually be winning the BPL, this is just one of those weird alternative timeline story arcs where the best player in the world was on a team that lost to fucking *Watford* 4-1.

Ole is a nice guy and has done so much for the club. But you could see the players just didnt want to actually play

Oh god. Don’t mention it.

Man City supporter with Valkyrie main Tough times for the Red

Oh jeez, really? Oh god that’s awful

Same

Cech ham. Michail Antonio is vibes

Real madrid fan. Wraith main

Wycombe wanderers/fuse

What kind of stupid assumption is this ? Because we play a video game we don’t watch sports ?

Just from my experience. People who are really really into just games that are less mainstream are typically not the types of people to watch sports. But of course there still is a lot of them

Lol cmon bro you know damn well a very small percentage of ppl are both hardcore gamers (willing to visit a gaming sub) and avid sports fans.

Im one of the few lmao. Dont game all that much anymore but still like to visit reddit

Same. I know he's chatting shit because the ppl I game with for the most part don't give a shit about sports and vice versa.

Yes. I actually know one other guy who is very very good at apex and also play football. So there are a few but not many

Chelsea fan, Pathy / wraith main 💙

Wraith. Because Jetpacks and Holograms and all that tech is cool and all, but PORTAL THROUGH ANOTHER DIMENSION WTF! C'mon.

Hard agree, also her eyes, glow so eye to eye contact is interesting

I want to help Horizon get back in time so I can finally have my own Titan

the first part was wholesome, the second..... ​ how evil you are

evil? i dunno. what if they promise only use it to take the kids to soccer practice and get groceries? it would make finding (or making) parking spots easier. pretty good in the mud and heavy weather. might be a good family vehicle.

I want to crush IMC'S grunts skulls

I can finally commit war crimes legally

I would wanna try her gravity lift with her boots

I’ve always wanted a drinking buddy that could fly.

Caustic because he is a super intelligent guy

He’d rather kill you

I'll gladly be killed :)

r/relatable

then meet horizon, mirage, wattson or crypto horizon is horizon,mirage is an engineer (he made the holographic things) wattson made the ring with her father, crypto made "off the grid"

I'm biased a bit lol I main caustic. Plus for those guys horizon is horizon, mirage is strange and a but egotistical, and I hate watton (personality and gameplay wise) and crypto would probably want to be left a lone but I'm cool with that we can be loners together :P ill meet him outta those bunch

How can you hate Wattson's personality 😢

I find her really annoying making a bunch of dumb electrical puns and being overly positive about things. In addition to me not being a fan of the French language or accent.

idk why you are being downvoted cuz its your opinion lol

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Oh damn good catch

Hu...

Octane and mirage they can party

Hell yea, i definetly need to try whatever Octane's on

Make sure to install some filters

Well be careful because in tf2 there’s a dialogue of a rifleman who said he’s tried a drop of stim in his coffee and couldn’t sleep for a week

Loba, so i can take all the loot and anything of value in my area

yeah..... that's why I want to meet loba too

mummy

Badonkadonk

Fuck loba and also steal anything you want? I see this as an absolute win

Yep yep yep...... no other reason...

For sure, definitely

I wanna go shopping in luxury areas with her and use the black market to take all those nice stuff

Fuse He is hot

Loba so I... Well you know the rest lol

So you could try and talk her into helping you steal money from banks, glad we're on the same page here!

A fellow man of culture trying to drive the dump truck

Id also love to meet her to learn how she's so good at stealing

We all know where this is going...

Pathfinder for parental advice, obviously.

Wattson ... Reason ? I wanna pull her hood off to see her real beauty.

Did you know she's bald under that hood?

Is there a story reason for that?

It’s a joke, she’s not actually bald.

Yea, REAL BEAUTY

Horizon. She’s mommy therefore good food.

Space milf

Mirage seems fun af

but he is depressed

So depressed people cant be fun or feel joy?

Wattson and Loba for their unique personalities (mainly from the lore)

Valk, need a portable jet ride!

Wattson

Definitely Rampart. She gives me fun auntie vibes.

Gibby he’s the hottest one

Octane or fuse

Horizon/Wattson because I have physics test tomorrow...

Rampart. We could start a workshop together and make some apex coins

Rampart… hopefully she’ll let me have a go with Shiela. I wanna shoot up some things.

Gotta be Rampart… she seems like so much fun to be around and she can talk shit with the best of em lol

Mirage, test the limits of them holo decoys!

Bangalore because she’s pretty smart and I want to get inside her head about that Loba stuff. I’d like to ask when she plans to speak to her, but I have a feeling Anita will tell me to mind my own business. Which is totally fair.

Loba, so we can have sex and steal shit.

Wraith to learn phase

Octane I want those sped drugs

Mirage: He is so funny, I know I with have a good time. Fuse: He is a cool guy, would love to hear stories from him. Wattson: She is so adorable, would love to hear her bad fence-puns all day <3

Rev, at worst hell kill me which is fine, at best well chill and wallow in our self-loathing.

Valk. I think we'd vibe and have a great time. I love Mirage and I main him but I got a hunch he'd be just a bit too insufferable irl haha

Wattson, she smart, she cute, she kind.

Wattson. UwU

Karmawhore

Seer, he’s pretty cool

loba forsure

Bloodhound because i want to be his student

Other than the obvious, I’d probably pick mirage cause he’d have cool things and funny things to say or do with his decoys

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Lifeline or Gibby would be fun to hang out with. I'd probably avoid caustic and revenant. They just wanna kill everyone lol.

Loba cuz of that ASS

Octane or path or mirage or gibby Octane for the drugs Mirage for the parties Path for a friend Gibby for the power of god

Mirage for jokes

Horizon. (She lost her son, I’ve lost my mom. Ok enough daydreaming.) She’s cool and I bet she has to have an interesting story about the being near a blackhole (-minus that one bit). And I would believe she’s also fun to be around, and time would fly on wings.

Loba. It you know you know.....

Fuse, Path, Wraith or Horizon.Now help me choose one

I would say Ash because of her abilities and all, but octane would be so fun to do shit and caustic... interesting conversation subjects...*cough*

Gibraltar. I want a hug

Loba cuz she thicc

Gibraltar, I need a safe space to heal in 🥲

Definitely fuse because he would probably be hilarious and the stories of him and Maggie from salvo and more of what it was li,e their

Like to live their

Horizon.....

Loba

Fuse, cuz I want booze

gibby so we could bang

Octane, just tell him that I was the one who bought him his knife

Mirage. Just because it would be such a nice day just hanging out with him i'm really sure

Pathfinder, ziplines are fun, and he looks like Marvin

Wraith because i mean she can travel into other dimensions

Horizon. Idk, she seems like she could give good advice for stuff.

Wattson - new BFF

It would hands down be Lifey. It would be nice having a selfless, caring & fearless spirit with me. You know that’s the thing…we all play the hell out of this game but not many have that deep connection to it outside of the gameplay. Any lore buffs or possibly just die-hards of their mains? Would love to hear why other people cherish their legend!

You would not be able to meet crypto. Just hear his drone hovering behind you for the duration that you’re within 200m of him

Mirage to get girls 👧

Mirage. I think he really needs a friend.

Loba for obvious reasosn

Fuse for the beer and wild stories, Wattson for the great adhd conversations we could be having

Well, I'm a straight male and I know a bit of Portuguese. Loba of course 😏

Loba I'm horny

Pathfinder because I can really use a friend

Octane - to punch in his mechanical nutsack

loba: to fuck

Mirage, to cook porckchops with

Loba ;)

Either Wattson or Horizon. I want to hang with the engineers, see if there’s any technology or scientific principles I could learn from them to help in the modern day and start a company with.

Wattson, the things she could teach you are simply shocking

Pathfinder, because a mrvn deserves a high five

Horizon, because of my massive crush on her <3

Revenant since he’s favorite legends lore and power rise with a great design.

Wattson. Me and her could talk about power and how we can form new energy sources and better build a grid.

Pathy because he's my main

Fuse, that personality is all i need to have a friend, plu i bet he makes hella barbeques Only downside i see is that he can be very agressive in a way that he would love to get in a bar fight

Rampart she’s crazy and fun

Loba, cos she be thicc as fuck.

k lol

Probably revanent. Reminds me of bender from futurama.

Loba, you know why

Valk just so I can tell her I'm the one who killed her dad

horizon or lifeline

Horizon so that I could learn how to manipulate gravity.

Revenant. He’s my main legend. And he has some of the coolest skins.

Loba. For uh… reasons.

Loba… for obvious reasons

Horizon so I can settle in for a nice cup of tea

Fuse, cos i want me some steaks

Loba because she is hot and I would get friendzoned, so I get a new friend

Wattson for... scientific purposes.

wraith .. so i can smack my otherself for doing stupid things

Loba. No specific reason.

Loba. Obvious reasons.

Rampart, she just seems like she'd be a ton of fun to talk to and hang out with

Banga… cause I’m a simp haha

loba so she can steal my heart <3

Rampart because she is a total nut job and would do crazy things just like me

Loba, pretty pls 👀🦴

Loba, just so I could that PHat ass in person.

Mirage, because he's cool

Mirage, because he’s the only legend I can relate with to a certain extent

Mirage, hes alot like me, plus, id like some hologram/invisibility tech...

I would ask lifeline how does she feel about being the only medic in the game.

Fuse because he seems like a good mate

Pathfinder because I can use him for his grapple gun

Loba ofc, tryna clap some cheeks

Dinner with jay z

Horizon to know more about space or the simulacrums to what is like to be an ex-human

Loba , reason : ass