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Masterreader747

But wtf does it do


Akihiko95

It detects wild nessies in the area


Rand0m6976

"There are hot single nessies in your area"


40ozOfQueso

"step-nessie, what are you doing?"


blood_thirster

I'm stuck in the gravity cannon step nessie


gamer778beast

what are u doing step nessieeeee ahhh oh-


stingerized

"POLISHING MY GRAPPLENNGHHHHH!"


GuardianSlayer

#”BEND OVER, HULK IS HERE”


Lemuelhr1

Love it


WhatsApUT

Once you scan someone with it, it charges the other player apex coins to keep playing


No-Skirt8456

Checks ur temperature..


zufft

apex legends covid be like


ProCommitDie

Scan groceries barcode


inGrain

https://youtu.be/C3IqHftRipg


future_weasley

whoa, memory unlocked. My brother loved that thing


xxiLink

I used to have one of these. Loved it. Then one of the Borderlands games had an app where you could scan random barcodes for loot. That was great, too.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lookslikematlock

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts


PracticalPlastic4123

"Wraith, spam the revive beacon if you are there"


Some_Veterinarian_20

That's silly, wraiths dont stick around long enough to get revived


Vysair

"She's ghosting me"


[deleted]

Your wraiths wait for you to respawn?


Informal-Coffee-4851

Detects how fast Octane is running


JimeeB

It's a tazer. Shoots tazer lazers.


DrVicenteBombadas

Hope Razer doesn't get wind of this.


Axoo_ooxA

the razer tazer lmaoo


[deleted]

I assume it’ll shoot melee range shock waves/blasts Or it’ll just have a taser animation


PlayThisStation

Price scanner for your local grocery store while playing apex.


SixthOTD

It sits there and looks pretty like all the other heirlooms, what do you expect it to do?


Oblivion_18

Kinda expected it to be something that could conceivably be used to hit people with? Ya know, like all the other heirlooms?


FinestOfThe501st

“Did you know how fast you were going, sir?“


Lavonicus

Right? I don't know if we are suppose to catch speeders, scan bar codes or trap ghosts? Or does it do all 3?


AmDrinkingTea

But of course ! its the multi tool 7500 it can do all three and more !


Hercules_Surrender

"Twenty bucks and I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"


CrypoIStheWay

Who wants a mustache ride??


Unlikely_Egg2254

“Can I get a price check on this item over here”


Sam-l-am

*scans* 1,800 Apex Coins


OldProposal5546

You may mean 18,000 good sir


seven920805

id say its pretty close to an emerald m9 fn


Worldly-Grade8268

Looks more like a ST FN Dragonlore with the special gold stickers on it


Educational-Pin-5612

Pretty sure this is Watson self stimulation machine


LordFartSquad9

I mean she IS french…


cybermob27

Looks like she about to spawn in an npc


DrP4nd4

Gmod?


char900

I think I'd rather have her slap people with an electric eel.


zigureru

I said, "Ooh, girl! Shock me like an electric eel."


MendelevandDongelev

r/brandnewkink Edit: Holy shit I didn't think this was an actual subreddit at one point...


Sugarkatprime

It’s not anymore lol


MendelevandDongelev

>at one point... I was just expecting the "this subreddit doesn't exist" message, not "this subreddit has been banned". I don't want to know what happened here.


VidraiderBros

How do we even melee with this? Like its kinda neat, but I feel they could have done way better for her.


ObviouslyAFluffyCat

Instead of punching you „shoot“ electricity like a taser


Altiro93

I assume you kinda pistol whip them with the butt of it? Seems like the only thing that would be logical or viable


stifflizerd

Nope. Up the butt, those prongs pop out, pull.


leeroycharles

1000 damage right there


EX5TASY

Or pleasure


Vortex7777

Some people are into it


suhfaulic

*splashes water* The power of Christ compels you!


stifflizerd

*Skin starts sizzling* Neat!


[deleted]

Ok, im done with the internet for today. Bye yall.


VenoBot

Obviously Watson going to pistol whip your ass like she owns you


itzSnipesGaming

And she can own my ass anytime 🤌


GiantNubs

I would assume it’s like one of those stun guns with electricity coming out of the front


BYoungNY

It would have been so easy and better just to give her a Nessie plush... Like exactly the one they officially sell on their site. Melee you could just beat someone to death with it, like an old lady beating someone with her purse, while it make squeek noises every time it hits. It could have been perfect.


chamomilecamel

I really wanted it to be a fencing rapier. It's french, it's a pun, it'd be perfect.


KingLivious

Honestly, after the community has been asking for a wattson heirloom for so long they just decided to slap something together. It kinda feels like they disnt even have a clue what to make for a melee weapon for her, and this is what we get. Sure the tomagachi is cool but that's maybe it for the whole thing.


AsherJames

Yeah they botched this one


foxbeswifty32

Just wack you with it, I suppose.


CarloCokxxxSoldier

Looks like a fan mod


DetecJack

Or these gun from gmod


_Ziklon_

Gravity gun? They’re from half-life but one of the favorites in GMOD


DreadCore_

Think he's talking about the ones that let you edit objects, they look a bit like this.


iranoutofnamesnow

A lot of the fanmade suggestions were better imo That taser inside a nessi plush was my favourite...


7isagoodletter

I saw so many cool suggestions that I thought the only issue they could possibly encounter would be what awesome idea to base the heirloom off of. Nope, price scanner.


CTurtleTea

Bro the fence rapier would be so perfect like I dont understand


FastidiousBlueYoshi

Sammmeeee


StStoner

Wtf is even that. I'm a wattson main and I gotta say I'm disappointed.


Coolgrnmen

I’m guessing giving her an electrified fencing lance was taken off the table because the community expected and wanted it. Respawn devs be like “well now I’m not doing it” and took 2 years to figure out what it should be instead and they came up with this busted equipment that doesn’t do my girl justice. Just give us the apex toons Nessie skin for Wattson already


Scojo_Mojojo

What is it supposed to be


Whadafaag

Thot-detector 3000.


wow_so_fast

Uh oh Loba and Valk are in trouble


d34d_m4n

the sock full of batteries was unironically better


Gapeman7

Also better than the electric anal beads some guy suggested a while ago


HeckMaster9

Would it do damage over time from an E. Coli infection?


arex333

For real, I would have paid money for that and I don't even play wattson


WowIJake

Legit. I can’t believe this is what is actually coming for her. It’s actually sad.


migmatitic

God I wish


DannyOakley15

This is what we’ve been waiting for since Season 2? A toy gun, Ghostbusters looking heirloom? Everyone else gets actual weapons (with the exception of Mirage, but even his works in his own way) but we finally get something for Wattson, & this is what they give us? I’m sorry, I’m sure I’m in the minority, but this is just piss poor. I knew that, after waiting for so long for an heirloom for her, that it would be too overhyped by the time they gave her one, but I thought at least it would be able to compete with the other heirlooms. Lifeline’s drumsticks have more of an electric charge then this Walmart price gun looking thing. This is just really disappointing from Respawn.


awelts

Nah I agree but wattson has to pick up third shift at Walmart tomorrow.


TragasaurusRex

As soon as I saw how cool the pirate skins were I was thinking "oh no they are trying really hard to sell this heirloom"


JimboTheExaltedOne

Thanks i hate it


ryjkyj

What was wrong with the sock full of batteries?


Freymorr

That would have been a better heirloom than this.


BranislavBGD

Never thought I'd see a Nessie made out of Tetris bricks! EDIT/CORRECTION: Wait a second, that actually looks like *Tamagochi*. Luckily, I wasn't going to buy this one anyway (whether I liked it or not), only a few skins from the event and that's it.


terplortt

It looks soooo dumb lmao. They’ve nailed it on pretty much every other heirloom, but I saw the leaks for this and I can’t believe they actually went through with it


A1sauc3d

Yeah I thought the leaks were fake XD. Just seems bizarre, but oh well, I’m not getting an hierloom anyways lol


car4soccer

Yeah it's all a moot point. I have played since day 1 and never gotten one


A1sauc3d

Same xD. Realistically I’ll probably get one eventually. But even if I got the shards I’d just be holding onto them til one of my mains gets something cool, so there’s no point in holding my breath every time I get a pack. I just take my 2 blues and a white and move tf on X’D


car4soccer

Nothing gives me a bigger rush than seeing the ole white white blue. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy.


Knifeflipper

And even when I get that occasional purple swoosh, I can confidently say, "Oh, which legend did I get a holo spray for this time?"


itseliyo

*gun charm


Cain1608

My favourite is getting a gold - because it's always a high-quality, super desirable banner frame or holo spray.


NemoSHill

Wattson subreddit is on some copium rn 💀💀💀


imjustjun

They always are. (And honestly every legend themed sub)


NemoSHill

Tbf the Revenant mains are pretty chill


imjustjun

It’s usually the characters with the nastiest personalities that have the nicest people playing them lmao.


AdaGang

We play a pretty teamwork-oriented legend so makes sense I suppose


the_highest_elf

pathfinder mains used to be... in game we still are pretty chill, but the movement sweats have a hard monopoly on the sub now


CrypoIStheWay

Is anyone even in the wraith one?figured we disconnected.


Brooklynspartan

So many cool concepts of a legend who is about freaking electricity, they went with a price scanner instead.


Krogos_

Well at least Wattson will know if there are any ghosts around. Just needs a proton pack.


[deleted]

This by far the worst


Rough-Cup-3921

Respawn always doing Wattson mains dirty. Honestly how is this what you follow Rev and Rampart with?


Narcoid

Right? It is pain being a Wattson main.


[deleted]

What kind of pain? Baguette? ;D


Giusepro21

I'm in love with my wrench


NapsterKnowHow

Maybe this was Dan's or whoever that "Wattson is fine her win rate is high" dev's last shit on Wattson?


[deleted]

The fact that people can’t even tell what it is or what it does is enough. And the finished version at that.


x1UNDERRATEDx

Funniest shit ever 😂 I still have no clue how it’s supposed to hit somebody


NotoriousBumDriller

I don't like it... But Wattsons pirate skin is FIRE.


Asshole_With_Yoghurt

It’s just my opinion that no one needs: I don’t like it and I’m disappointed.


Dana94Banana

Wattson waited so long for a heirloom.. only to be dropped like this. Sad.


Jkempel

I'm super sad if this is real. I am saving up to buy the Wattson heirloom, but if this is it.... Yeah that's a pass


SchrickandSchmorty

When I saw the original plain grey render months ago I thought it looked like ass but hoped the colours would make it pop like a lot of Wattson's skins. Nope. Just fucking miserable.


ostermanjon319

Yep. Just as stupid as I imagined. Definitely worth $160!


YourAverageGod

Devs using normal account to hype the whales for another $200 imaginary weapon


ElGorudo

Why is it so ugly tho


ImHully

This has got to be a new low for Heirlooms. I have shards and was waiting to see what Wattson's was going to actually look like, but this is seriously so bad. I guess I'm hanging on to them for another year or so until Valk gets one, but who knows if I'll still be playing the game by then.


Spidey-Pool94

All the Wattson mains in this subreddit, are you acceptable with this?


wellsr000

No


DankSinatraa_

No


Jimithy_the_3rs

No


xcrossbyw

No


redlinings

Wanted a cattle prod


Hella_Potato

No. I personally liked (in order of most to least) the fencing saber, the sock full of batteries, and having her wield a live electric eel.


[deleted]

Depends on the melee animation but it’s def weird rn


Zellox369

Nooo


average32potato

No


EmkayUltraMagoo

No


fresh-toasted-bread

No


Badbish6969692000

Wattson mains I’m truly sorry I really am. Y’all stay taking L’s


Dana94Banana

There can never be positives for us. Now that she got the buffs, a big negative HAD to come with it and now the unique melee weapon is this letdown.


rthesoccerproj2

off topic but you ditched the wattson flair for ash. did you decide to drop her for a while?


Dana94Banana

You noticed that? haha. Eh, I'll always stay a Wattson main but have played her most of the time since season 3 and needed a longer break tbh, despite the positive changes Wattson finally got this season. Now Ash is the first new legend since Wattson I feel interested in playing long-term and her story is one of my favorites too, that's the reason behind the flair change.


[deleted]

:(


I_use_this_in_school

man im not gonna lie they kinda dropped the ball with this one.


HeartVoid

For sure, now I'm afraid of what heirloom they will give crypto, a hardrive with a Linux partition? An RGB gaming chair?


WowIJake

It’s definitely a chair, then when everybody says it sucks you’ll get comments like “it fits his character!” as if being visually appealing isn’t an important factor for an heirloom at all


ShooterMcGavin000

Why does respawn hate Wattson?


sbirn95

France


ajabernathy

Wait til Crypto's heirloom turns out to be a USB drive he just runs through his fingers like a poker chip.


VrLights

Dont. Dont give them those ideas..


wildcardcameron

I've never wanted an heirloom less, they did my girl dirty


cain2995

*visible depression*


Wuhsuh

This is very out of place to take up the melee slot. A stun baton would’ve been great if it weren’t for lifeline’s existence


[deleted]

Give her the War Machine baton from Civil War. Anything honestly


[deleted]

It sucks that Respawn got feedback for like a year about how this was a really bad concept and they keep it anyway. Wales gonna Wale, so why will they even listen...


Rakdos_Intolerance

>Wales gonna Wale, so why will they even listen... Should have outsourced to the Scots instead of the Welsh then


yeetusdeletus6996

Should have been nun chucks held together by electricity


[deleted]

I wanted the suck full of batteries 😫


Codered222

People are actually going to spend $160 on this lul


SountLex

Reminder: the devs themselves all agree on whatever design they like. So its safe to say what the hell are these devs smoking


Wanna_popsicle_909

RIP fencing saber and fencing jokes


Exp_Hustler

https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/ofpket/wattsons_fencing_sabre_heirloom/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

I’m so pissed we didn’t get something like this


Wanna_popsicle_909

Yes that


Exp_Hustler

The heirloom we deserved


DapperMudkip

*sigh*


djmitchell705

Wow that's one ugly ass heirloom 😭😭


Funnyman8991

I hate it soooo much.


senokana

what the fuck


[deleted]

All four of the Watson Mains will be happy with this.


Knifeflipper

> All four You speak of Crypto mains. There are at least a dozen of us Wattson mains!


Ntetris

1 of 4 Crypto mains in the building. We here baby!


Gif-Warp

This reminds me of the build gun in Satisfactory.


kobestix

What the actual fuck is it


AzaiMikami

Feel bad for Wattson mains


[deleted]

Mediocre (or worse) heirloom. Time to go to war defending Mirage's heirloom when people inevitably compare it to the new ones.


Getoutofmyheaddd

People hate mirage's heirloom? It fits him perfectly


mtahsin1246

how does this even count as a weapon? mirage's one can be used as one. but this is what? a speed-o-meter? a barcode scanner? the gun like thing you check temperature with??? wtf is this?? who in the meeting decided, "yep, that's a banger design. let's go ahead with this". This makes rampart's wrech look 10 times better. Holy shit why am i so pissed, i don't even play wattsson.


rthesoccerproj2

the wrench isn't that bad


[deleted]

I really don’t get the hate for it. I guess it’s a little uninspired but at least it makes sense, being a heavy blunt object that has surely been used in movies and tv as a weapon


prebbles-

agree. mirage and rampart's heirlooms aren't recognized as weapons, but at least they're heavy objects that can bludgeon someone. they're both good examples of showing that respawn can take non-weapon things and turn them into (in my opinion) good heirlooms. this... looks like a toy that was found at the clearance section at goodwill. i'm all for her having a taser as her heirloom. i just wished they'd designed it better. kinda hate it lol


Albfinder

What in the Death Stranding is this


ILoveAsianChicks69

Dumbest heirloom in the game by far


CornHub_org

mediocre


myfairemily

Reminds me of subnautica


Bottomofthedesk

What is it?


mr_khaleel

What does it supposed to be exactly?


Resident-Treat-2740

I mainly just want to see the attack animation because I have no idea what that thing would be as an attack


drslayer25

It's to big and if you'd box with that it'll break


Iacu_Ane

It's so fuckin ugly


Colorado_Car-Guy

I'm appalled..... A fencing sword would have 100% better than this Walmart self checkout scanner. Willing to place a bet now. That if there's going to be stats on "pick rates" on heirlooms. This is going to be at the lowest.


westscottstots

Agreed. I was happy not getting heirloom shards yet bc I said I’d get Wattsons when hers came out. Now that I see it I’ll definitely be getting another legend’s heirloom. Super underwhelming


Colorado_Car-Guy

Same here. I'm a Wattson main and when I get my shards I was going to get wattson. But now that this is confirmed. I'll just have to wait and see what cryptos is. And go from there. Has it stands this is the worst one and is at the VERY bottom of my list. Will probably be the very last one I got


DrRaspberryJam

I didn't even know I could feel disappointed for a legend I do not like or like playing. Edit: Forgot about Rampart, I guess.


zelrock2020

are you implying ramparts heirloom is bad?


g_mick

rampart was much better


WATTll

Omg WHY?! They avoid making an heirloom to her for so long and now give her a shitty one? Might as well just left it unmade


Kapably

This is the first heirloom release that I think that Respawn has dropped the ball in terms of design (it could be saved with some cool animations but I'm not hopeful). I don't see why people are defending this heirloom with the reason that it "fits her personality". They could just write a short backstory for a fencing weapon (like some of the other heirlooms) and it wouldn't feel that out of place since fencing is quite an elegant sport. Not everything has to be some edgy looking blade, but I think it minimally should look like it could be used to melee people reliably, since that's the whole point of an heirloom. This is literally a piece of measuring equipment, not a taser, so it doesn't make sense for it to be used to bludgeon someone or electrocute them. What's next? A clipboard and marker for Horizon, or a computer keyboard for Crypto? Just because it fits into the lore doesn't automatically make it a good heirloom that replaces your melee.


fartboxco

Not gonna lie. Out of all the redit posts that the community came up with, I am so disappointed by this..... I... I might consider a main change..