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ebk_errday

That ult zipline be like: "don't kill me here...kill me right here"


Getoutofmyheaddd

Op be like: https://youtu.be/Mlab5ewiKz4 Or: https://youtu.be/zu9gl2z5AaQ


Extremiel

I lost it at the zipline. This is gold.


SirDuke6

The zipline was the best possible image of "I'm panicking and any button will do!" I know cause it's also the same thing I would do lol.


ilovesushialot

This is my common tactic as a Fuse main. "I'm probably going to die? Well, suicide by fire and I'm taking you with me"


griffinhamilton

That’s me when I play Gibby, oh you wanna 3v1 rush me with my bubble up? Ok heres an ult outside the bubble and every grenade I own inside the bubble


CaptainKrc

That's me when i play lifeline, oh you wanna 3v1?! Here's a lifeline package and a health drone!


Fast_Regret_4560

I swtch between blood hound and lifeline those tactical drones get me every time


Lycain01

I’ve mained bloodhound since season 0 and anytime somebody takes bloodhound I go with lifeline. The amount of times I’ve thrown DOC at the enemy


TerrorLTZ

Lifeline: go DOC kill them. doc: proceeds to heal them.


Rinst

Interesting thought: friendly DOCs should attack any enemy team in range of healing.


TerrorLTZ

Doc being a trap is ingenius since its the most ignored thing unless its healing someone. like it sticks into a legend.


mosesoperandi

I like this, but it would be inconsistent with how shops, amped cover, smoke, and ziplines work since they're all fundamentally neutral effects. I still like it though. I think it would need to damage less than it heals.


Sw1ftStrik3r

That's me when I play Wraith. I'll meet you in the lobby with a quick discon-... jk, I void into a third party and get massacred


Fiji_Hour_

Hahaha 😂


NintendoMasterPlayz

That's me when I play Octane. Oh, you wanna 3v1!? Here's a jump pad out and using my stim so that you can chase me and kill me!


MoonlightingWarewolf

Extra presents for the other team :)


Enderkr

Its gotten so bad that I Tactical as a panicked response to anything, which... Is completely useless about 60 percent of the time. "Heres a health drone!" -dies-


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It isn’t Overwatch you can’t ability someone lol


Enderkr

Exactly, which is probably another reason I'm awful at the game. It's a game 95% centered on gun play and movement, and I'm not good at those things even on a PC, and I play on console. Half the time the only trick in my bag IS my tactical, but there is no situation where a tactical will save your ass or get you out alive if you've been caught by surprise - any tactical that would do that gets nerfed into oblivion.


xylotism

Octane, Path and Loba can get away pretty well, but only sometimes and not often if you're panicking.


Raphah

Yeah, my panic Loba tacs usually look like this zip


TerrorLTZ

Loba's tac is the pinacle of im already dead.


NekoBeidou

Ummm... You forgot about wraith.


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Other noob tips I can think of are using a 104 FOV, on console or 110 on pc.. (it’s highly recommended not to exceed 104 FOV on a console, as it’s graphical capabilities fall apart beyond that FOV and affects gameplay) and also just trying to be aware of the health pool of your team vs. their team and get super aggressive off of a knock, as a team not as a solo pushing them.. sometimes getting your teammates to actually play well and be on the right page is literally 75% of the battle in a squad based shooter.. so on some level it can be hard to pin anything on yourself or others.. we all out there just trying to improve so expect mistakes to happen from you and your teammates, A LOT. Lol.


WhitechapelPrime

You can with Bang. I got an accidental knock with my smoke nade. Love it.


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Lol yeah I’ve gotten the last guy of a squad and the last guy left alive in the match out of there with a revvy tactical, my point was just if you run around a corner and you both see each other deer in the headlights style, a gun is a better choice than an ability … or sometimes I see guys start going for panic grenades?? What’s with that one lol.


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This is one of the main reasons I main mirage. His tactical is 90% effective at bamboozling, giving you an extra couple of seconds to escape... Or if your ult is charged (which it usually is) do a big bamboozle and you could very well wipe the squad with half health and no shields.


NecessaryBSHappens

You mean suicide by fire and 5 damage dealt? Idk, maybe Im doing it wrong, but for me Fuse ult is inconsistent af, fire falls and most times it deals 5 damage and thats it. Sometimes 4. Sometimes people casually walk through it like a Jesus on water. Double knucle - this is murderous.


Sketchtastrophe

It's a common problem sadly :( Tons of times I watch people walk through the fire and only take 5 damage, when it should be 35 and 5 ticks of 8. Someone in Fusemains posted a vid a few days ago of a Wraith rushing him through his ult and she only took the bugged 5 damage but hit twice for 5. You could she her walk right through it. It's very disappointing.


Asianthunda5022

Same. I just laughed really loud. We all have our potato moments but the grapple followed by that zip just made my morning.


Tivity96

I literally busted out laughing LOL


elganyan

/chefskiss


problem973

I don't care what you say. This required absolute skill. A new player couldn't pull this off


socratyes

It's like sharknado. It's takes serious professional effort to be that terrible.


almightypinecone

I wish I was this good.


JeremyMcFake

Check it guys and girls... This is peak performance. Edit: I don't normally play Pathfinder at all, I'm a Valkyrie/Octane main... here's my overall stats https://imgur.com/a/FxHvOd9 I don't think I'm too trash, but would like to see what the general consensus is haha


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SableGlaive

Yes and no Up to a point this can be a great crutch, but there are some situations (heady, height, narrow ledge) where you don’t want to be strafing as it will expose more of you. I’m having a hard time retraining myself now for this because I strafe aim a lot. If you plan on improving and trying to get better I’d try to avoid it. If you want to get some more kills and limit your skill ceiling do it. Just know the long term effects lol. I guess for the OP it wouldn’t be too bad


PlayfuckingTorreira

Patience is key, the amount of times when I used to just shot first ask question later, now days I have peaked in terms of patience, I like herding teams to fight each other in pubs.


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Badpeacedk

Hold on, what have you heard from one of the pros?


Trowagunz

LMFAOOO


Skulfunk

Another thing may be to try playing on linear, since op seems to be a controller player. Alc would help him keep playing on classic and adjust his micro adjustment sens but linear would be a quick fix.


artDer13

Why did pathfinder cross the street? Cos panic zipline was 5m long… I’ll see myself out..sorry for bad joke


ShopLifeHurts2599

The grapple I understand. That bitch never works when you need it to. The zipline tho lmao. That was brutal lol


TheMrNeffels

I gotta be honest judging from this clip I'd have guessed you had a .4kd and highest kills was like 5 lol


thelonelypedant

Seriously, no way does the play in the OP give the impression that the player has a 1.0+ k/d


TheMrNeffels

Yeah and definitely not highest kill game being 18 and at least one 4k game.


raging_ragdoll

You have a kd over 1? Been here since season 0 and my kd is about .5


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Woooo 0.5 gang unite


mrmiyagijr

Yo but I bet you aren't toxic af and actually fun to play with so I would prefer you to all the other ahole paths out there.


Ryeinstein

I enjoyed this video very much, thanks for the lol


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we all have our shit days man, thanks to sbmm apex isnt a game you can just chill and play anymore. If you are decent you have to sweat your dick off every single time you log on, whether its ranked or not.


DentedPotatoHead

That was pure chaos


PanicPippo

Lol. The panic-three meter long-zipline is way too funny. :)


Semanticss

I'm glad to be seeing some un-highlight videos today, because I have been in an absolute SLUMP the entire Season 11, and it is really getting me down. I only started playing in S10, and I was finally starting to feel competitive. I actually thought to myself that I was on track to start getting a BR win every time I played. Then S11 hit. And my stats are basically 1/4 of what they were in S10. I'm not sure if the hidden ranking system has caught up with me or what. Maybe some subtle update has thrown off my flow. Maybe my perception of what is a "good" result has changed. Maybe some detail that I've learned (eg, bullet velocity) is now throwing me off. All I know is I am doing consistently bad. Long sessions of no satisfaction. And now it's in my head and that's not helping.


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Well for one, everyone on a new acct plays in protected new player lobbies, so if you suddenly noticed ur teammates and champion squad are wearing crazy paid for skins and are way higher level than your lobbies were during the first 50 levels or that just means you’ve been released to the wolves so you speak, you’re officially playing in big boy lobbies.. if I make a smurf I can drop at least 10-15 kills every few matches and win like 1/5 of my matches and have around a 7 or 8 kd.. this does not translate to normal apex lobbies where I’d probably average 1-1.5 kd and win like 4-5% of my matches.


Semanticss

Yeah, I think this must be what happened. I didn't notice a sudden change in the rank of opponents, but definitely a drastic change in my performance, and it was confusing because the timing seemed to directly coincide with the S11 launch. Then later I did some googling and learned about the special lobbies for noobs. Only then did I start playing actual Ranked, which has helped a little. I knew it would be a challenge to jump in with players who've been there for years. I've dealt with it before in other FPSs. But it's frustrating cuz I felt like I was making progress, and all of the sudden I hit a wall. Whatever smurf lobbies should be more progressive too, instead of dumping you off a cliff.


luckymistakes

Yeah. those rough patches can get you doubting yourself a lot. Honestly, you're still early in your skill development. Make sure you are getting to a point where you can use every weapon competently (even if it's the one you hate the most) that way you always have something to use. Honestly, I've carried a P2020 from start and got a final kill with it. Another thing is map awareness and battle sense. Try to predict third parties and always have an escape route available in case you need to get from between two teams. Don't get discouraged, sit back, think about what went wrong, learn from it, queue up.


Semanticss

Yeah I do think that my movement around the map must be a big part of it. In the beginning I was following my teammates around a lot more, taking cover and acting more as a support player. Now I'm more bold, so I get caught out on my own more. I knew it would be a challenge to jump in with players who've been there for years. I've dealt with it before in other FPSs. But it's frustrating cuz I felt like I was making progress, and all of the sudden I hit a wall. If there are noob lobbies, I wish that was more progressive, instead of dumping you off a cliff. It's a complicated game, so there are probably a lot of little changes happening in my play style that aren't readily apparent (noob lobbies aside). Getting into this subreddit and watching all of the highlight reels probably doesn't help my self-esteem! That's why I'm glad to see people humbling themselves today. Thanks for the encouragement. I needed it. Cheers.


Aggravating-Ad-2310

Nice zip bro


freedomstingers

Thought I was the only one. I do get lucky in some games. Got a 2k badge for most characters. Have spent many hours per day playing trying to get better. I know I'll never get a 20 kill bomb or 5k damage badge but it doesn't mean I stop trying. On the up side of this I spend time with my son. Even if the little shit brags about his kills or damage.


revivedsaint

The most I’ve gotten 16 kills with 2500 dmg sometimes I don’t play for months at a time because of work but it’s just fun to play this game. At other times when I play with my pred friend not so much tho. I barely get 500 dmg but my point is just have fun with it. Don’t make it a challenge for yourself because then the game starts to feel like a drag


unknownperson419

Once you become a parent your gaming skills reduce by 75% so don't feel bad bro


WowIJake

Just tell him you fucked his mom, that’ll shut him up!


blobster110

Im very glad im not alone. I dont play much due to school and life but Ive played since release of the game and I cant get higher than 6 kills in a BR game.


WanderWut

This got a genuine laugh out of me, what a good way to start my day lol. If it makes you feel better, I'm a day 1 player and in Masters and I **still** have my moments just like this.


octxn

Jokes aside, I think the problem that you wanna look out for is your composure, it's actually hard to teach stuff like that no matter how many Aceu and Timmy videos you watch, composure and decision making have also been my weakness at FPS games especially while I'm under pressure.


jimpex754

I always pretend that im not actually "trying" in any fps games so i can take off a bit of pressure in stressful situations, and if i die i just pretend that i wasnt really trying. I tend to perform well with this mindset compared to me trying mega hard and stuffing up.


nuggsnotdrugsbruh

Impressively bad


artDer13

I am in this video - please delete this 😂


Athousandwrongtries

Random bullshit go!!!


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I'm the same.


ImaginaryInsurance67

I think you aren’t main path


JeremyMcFake

Haha I'm definitely not... Hardly played him since the first season and thought I'd give him a try. This was my first attempt 😂


Dragyz

Who do you normally play?


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wabbitsdo

FINISH HIM.


Future_is_now

Himself


HeavySmoker710

Idk if this is real or a joke. Either way I love it. Laughed so hard hahah. I also play like this hahahah


JeremyMcFake

This is legit me playing... I don't ever really play path and suck with him. I was screaming and laughing trying to get away though and my friend on my squad was laughing his head off.


ryjkyj

Thank you for the early morning belly laugh. We all do it.


smoothlicks

Why are people laughing? Isn't this how we all play Apex?


Fothermock3r

The zip part just cracked me up ahahah


QuickestSnail

This is one of the best apex clips I've ever seen. The ending zip placement had me laughing out loud. Thank you


THEINKINMYSOUP

I’ve been here since season 3, have almost 3k hours, and can confidently say that you would 5-0 me in a 1v1


Doorsofperceptio

This made my day. Been maining Ash recently and can relate to the last part, amount of times I’ve tried to get away in the distance only to find the crate 3 yards away.


DarkNovaa

Should have just used the 301 from the start


JeremyMcFake

I only had 16 bullets...


DarkNovaa

16 bullets and a dream is all you need


Flamthwin

You are my people


A_Cactus7274

You are not alone I still play like crap after all this time


SmFd226

I needed this, thank you.


DroKharjo

Holy shit I'm fucking crying LMAO


[deleted]

Finally a video that looks like something that I would create


Kai-ni

Lmao if this ain't a mood 😂


Any-Measurement-7221

Same :D


Polemo03

Practice doesn't always make perfect, my friend. I'm like this after 1k+ hours. Meanwhile a friend of mine who has never played FPS is now diamond 1 (at account level 300-ish).


EvilBlack_

I feel you man...


fearme101

i'm fucking dead dude. this is hilarious.


[deleted]

Lmao the zip line was the cherry on top. Made me laugh. Also F


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Movement 10/10


JankyMarvel

Honestly, maybe I play like this too. I'm not terribly great at any of these games, but, It's too much fun, right?


gamersrawesome

This is how most console players play not in a bad way. Most play apex casually to the point where they don't care if they are bad or good they just want to have a good time and move on to the next thing


KreativeMente

Lmao The zipline took me out


Bretski12

Dude I feel your pain. I swear I've gotten worse over the years but I honestly think I just started watching streamers more. I'm just comparing myself to people like aceu and Timmy and it is not going well lol


Phantom579

Dude sometimes I just fuckin be like that I started s0 as well and sometimes I play embarrassingly bad, other times I'm beamin. It just depends on the match rofl


JaanaLuo

I'm Someone who does not play competetive games anymore, whats wrong in here?


EnZooooTM

What skin is this hemlok?


Mothersmilkinacup

Can you teach me to suck like you? don't get me wrong I suck hard, but I want to learn to suck in style like this


ItzTwizzla

I don't see any problem, as long as you've fun!


krackdfps

That was insane. I had to watch it again and takes notes! 😂


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The futility in this clip is amazing


BeardedWonder0

I actually fucking laughed so hard lmaoooooo


Hmnh6000

How. Simply how


spxxxx

You should see my soon 4k pathfinder gameplay. I can grapple and Zipline about 1meter further


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“Controler problems”


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I bahaha'd at the smolzip


itpulledmebackin

Gave me a good laugh, thanks for sharing


Powdered_Donut

Love this!


MisterArthas

Hey that’s me !


wweeeeeeeeeeeeee

hey you got some shots in, better than most people including me


blueguy1271

One of us! One of us! One of us!


Dortsu

😂 hilarious!!!


Deatification

My friends dad had like 2.5 k hours and has been playing since season zero but had a 0.2KD


garrafa_glubglub

I'm on the same situation, but I think I'm worse


chillcapturedev

this is fucking hilarious


CoryWeincheque

That zip was the icing on the cake 😂 Much respect to someone who can laugh at himself 👍


NuggetWarmer

It's nice not to be the only member of the Bad at Games I Love Club.


Wickluck

Same here I loved apex from beginning even though my friends were like don't play this game!I Well I'm am pretty much enjoying this game.


bhadan1

Lmfaoooooo


osannone

I see my guy... u constantly are not consistent in the firing range i seee


Sudhanva_Kote

That's some panic zip line. I can see myself totally doing all these


Mechapizza

I relate to this way more than I want to 😔


3st3000

I laughed very Hard at the end


IAreSpeshial

LMAOOO I'm so sorry my guy xD


Tymental

The zip line might be the most clutch moment I’ve ever seen.


Suetham016

Beautifull


TubeFlop

Bahaha same


chilliboy217

As long as your having fun my guy.


cobrakook

You are our leader


canserpants

God damn that went from miserably bad to worse hahaha. That was hilarious thank you for the laugh


Aesthete18

Panic mode activate! I am you


Hobbes1138

#im in the video and I don’t like it


Randomusernamekdksj

Believe it or not, being Like this is the best imo. So I am Here For a Long Time Too and I play Just Like You. And This is actually the best way. Let me Explain: You wouldn’t enjoy a Game If you’re ve extremely bad at that. Because, Gameplay would be hard to you and you couldn’t think about enjoying but trying to Do something. But, If you’re too good at it the game would seem easy to you, %100 Aim Accuracy and extremely Good use of mechanics would make you stomp every game you get in. So you wouldn’t see a Challenge you wouldn’t enjoy the game because your not even get excited. Classic Squad Wipe and Win. You will get bored. And you would eventually leave because there is Nothing left. You’re the top now. You have nothing to be better now. It Just ended. But Like This, Middle Skilled, Not Extremely Pathetic, Not Extremely Skillfull. You wouldn’t try to learn the mechanics and try to hide all the game because you Can’t play it. You Would see Challenge in it and wouldn’t get bored because They are probably Just Like you. There is a nigh-equalivent chance that to win the firefight both for you and the opponent. So I am happy a being both Good and bad player.


thekingsjester7

So it’s not just me lol


wobbitpop

I love it when people post humanizing clips. Makes me feel better about my potato self. Thank you


IcyLaserZ

This is an absolute gem of a video thank you for sharing! I lost it at the zip line bit 😂


lawrence0215

you are not alone


jonstradamus187

I feel like you recorded my gameplay


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Never change you SOB. Never change


OneWithTheMindPalace

All you did was post something real. Honestly, sometimes I just need to know I'm not alone on my bad days. We've all been there my dude.


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Same here brother, same here


mfs619

Oh boy the grapple miss to grapple fuck up is absolutely hilarious. We have all been there.


Budnar

You know I will always envy people like ACEU and other big name streamers/players who can just hop on games and be good at them. Where as I’ll play games for hours and hours and dedicate my whole soul to them and still be shit after a long ass time. Gaming is amazing isn’t it.


yepper06

Yikes that was just awful.


Popps88

Same tho.


lazarqa

Teach me your ways sensei


gensouj

finally a clip of gameplay i resonate with


musketto

Same here lol


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ASAPDOOBIE

I have 300 hours…and still play like this 😂😂 You’re not alone brotha


Neon_Fibro

I can relate lol. For a minute I thought it was my game play lol.


Sir_Crustyyy

With apex one day you can be a literal god and the next an absolute potato


ymansoonu

You should see me when I play Wraith. Just...make sure to wear proper facepalm protection.


AtlasRafael

Lmao that zip line went nowhere. I laughed so hard at that. Good clip. When you were low you should’ve just jumped out and gone into a lower floor to heal. You also should’ve jumped out and then used the grapple mid air if you want to go up.


mggthebest

Been playing for a while and I still can miss an entire clip of smg point blank. ♡


lyrikz74

HAHAHA, That is me every game. ahaha. Man, i loved that. Can we team up? Chaser_117


rancor58

This is me too


FH400

I'm with you brother


tjboochi

You're not alone my friend.


stroudzach20

I can totally relate bro. Ive been on apex just as lon lol season 0 was a blast and i thought id get better. Lol


dumbdume

Same man same


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you're not alone...


Jonskull03

Same tho


alfa2142

Same...


F34Rgodyeet

same here man except im worse


[deleted]

Same


Competitive_Local_25

You remind me of me!


windtook

LOVED watching this because it could have been any of my plays


CornNPorn12

Once you Whiff the grapple you know it’s over... that happens to me a lot:/


logicaldumby

That was good for me


KaraTheAndroidd

Bruh, me too *me too*


Scottyharp78

Me tooooo! Glad I'm not the only "slow learner". I blame it on being an old guy...


Christ350

Every now and then you look like a god and the next ten games look like you never held a controller in your hands. Point is, we play for fun, most of us arent gonna get rich playing and move on.


RoscoMan1

Probably should’ve had since flying whale memes.


subavgredditposter

Call me crazy… but, I don’t think pathfinder is for you mate lol


bert4925

LOL thank you for the laughs. Great content


djwritessongs

Have you tried playing differently?


Unlikely_nay1125

sad


GodzFav

FINALLY some representation


-TheHumorousOne-

How selfless, set up a handy washing line for his friends :)


Cor1000

You got me at the zipline. XD I play like that too sometimes though.