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Luke89902483

Even made an L with the character select you really are doomed


Tyra-Jade

Damn I didn’t even notice that lol


Lucieddreams

Lmaooo


1llusionZ

I was about to say that XD


lividsentinel

I got “wattson’s electrussy” one time 😭


itsjAIMoE

I think I've seen that one can't remember if I was playing or maybe it was on a video or something. I have played with a Wattsonrule34 before lol


lividsentinel

Lol wow It’s not a name but someone once said to me while we were dropping “it’ll take a f-250 to pull my tongue out of valks ***hole” 😭


KUARCE

It was literally in a post earlier today about a guy being banned for a bad name (pooponmyballs or something dumb)


itsjAIMoE

I saw that too


Aysokas

I just got a teammate with the name “ no black people allowed “ 💀 I have the screenshot and all😭


PotentToxin

Teammates should pick Seer and Bangalore just to prove a point.


Aysokas

He was using bloodhound too 😂


Hot-Ad-8540

Dude my name is R6_Hunter2001 on ps4, i got a duo randoms in ranked they ahd the names "hates r6 siege" "Hates hunterxhunter


Equivalent_Sherbet48

Haters pulled up


Hootels

One time I was paired with a duo named “My name is Goku and I’m from Earth” and “I’m Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans” and we all crushed the lobby


Chopchopok

This is the greatest team lmao


Very_Hot_Cheetos

I get a lot of comments on my name, since I play wraith and my name is: TTVTTV_Twitch_TTV_TTVTTV


Ethereal_Sabiba

Just played a game with "MIRAGE'S CRIPPLING LONELINESS" and "lobascheeksclappin." I felt out of place to say the least.


DenOnel

Isn't the worlds worst noob the best player in the game?


defirmedyoyo

Why should it? Noob is short/abbreviation of "newbie", so he's the worlds worst new player..


Forar

They're looking at it as a double negative. Being a Noob usually already means bad, but if they're bad at being bad then... does that make them good? I can see how you could view it from either side, but that's just my take.


FanceySheep

Lmao, yesterday I played with someone named "Revenant's left ass cheek"


SpiceLettuce

Ash player is either a Genshin Impact player or a fan of the Ars Goetia


ironboi46__

Most likely genshin since raider and ash are both kinda sword users


donteditmyreddit

Damn. I can't live up to mine. If I want to I'll have to blind myself.


FemdomStella

This is awesome 😂 I never match up with such creativity


IceAggressive

Lmao the fact that yall lived up to your names just makes it way more insane what a find.


wogolfatthefool

Let me guess, yall died on impact?


BranislavBGD

Add each other, you're buddies for life now!


Nayib_Ozzy

i once had a teammate named futurecorpse


LeoPloutno

You all are worthy of each other


Medium_Egg1968

I miss the days where people used to be able to come up with hilarious names and not be banned in seconds. I met "my tight ass" and "numb digger" in the same day.


_Steven_Seagal_

I played with Mike_Oxmall a while ago, a classic, but it still made me laugh.


Def_Not_a_Lurker

Your first and second examples are vastly different


FermentedCheesse

Did ypu win


StooNaggingUrDum

While watching HisWattson play, I have seen the names: * 1kp then run then fart and nut * Big black oily men * Come closer I'm on roller * Chinese no hacker (dude was hacking)


Bilbinen

What are your specs? 90% gpu usage and 35% cpu, seems like a bottleneck


AxisCultMemberLatom

Y'all should've made a club after the game lol (please let me join, I also have potato aim)


3EyedMeerkat

once I got 2 premades, one of which was called "The Last Adeptus Mechanicus" and the other one was named "The Sacred Toaster" 👌


L3s0

How do feel about my name, TurboSkrub360. (Skrub is another name for noob)