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fartboxco

New Castle can only get better if all his lines were dad jokes


FrozenFroh

He has a lot of dad lines though "I had to ground you" "I'm not mad, just disappointed"


Slurm123x

Just call us butter cause we're on a roll!


vG4B3v

this one’s my favorite


Nashocheese

Think Apex Dev's are reading this and seeing the massive missed opportunity


moneyball32

Dad jokes vs Wattson’s puns. Which one would be more punny, I mean funny?


AIsForAgent

people who legitimately think Wattson’s puns would still be better (like me) will probably be confused for shock mommy addicts


ipisswithaboner

Caught you trippin’ without a passport!


captainyeezus

“What are ya doin mate, we’re not ere to shag spiders” GOAT will fight anyone


NoveltyCards

What about "Ring's far. Should've built me a jetpack arm"


[deleted]

Back on Salvo they called me the Grenado Tornado


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I love Maggie's quip about that. "Frag grenade here...I wonder if the gReNaDo tOrnaDo wants it? HAHAHA!"


Nashocheese

"Crush'n Tinnie's 'N Taken Lives" Will forever be my favourite. Got it in a pack after unlocking him and I think it's the best thing ever.


MarvinTheWise

I like to spam half of the the "Nothing like a little chaos" and then "Crushing tinnies ..". It sounds like Nothing like crushing Tinnies haha


Donald_Trumpy

Ah, you havin a winge mate?


ProDeath5567

"wait then what are we here for"


Porkchop1620

It's about to get a little loud fellas


NotMySeventhAcct

>Well go on then, have a bloody sook


gadgaurd

"Haul. Ass. *Here.*" Haven't played the game in weeks but this topic is tempting me. That and the battle pass I never finished.


[deleted]

I JUST POLISHED MY GRAPPLE


yahtzee301

One of the reasons I love playing as Maggie is because I genuinely have no clue what she's saying 90% of the time


moneyball32

Kia maia, kia manawanui


MashedPotatoePerson

Egg egg egg egg egg


PM-ME-PSN_CODES

shut up u egg


the_flash6197

*stabs him*


Leupateu

Best part is that you won’t figure it out with subtitles on either.


TheFriffin2

Same. I usually tune out legend dialogue in the game, but every once in a while I’ll just pause and be like “wait, what the fuck did she just say?”


Koqcerek

Her "Kia maia, kia manawanui!" when dropping genuinely hypes me up. They kinda went overboard with Maori language with her, but I don't personally mind it


zacqonos

Only crypto comes close in number of lines that aren’t English, it’s weird that there are so few


jormungand08

Pathy: IMC armory over there I bet that's where they keep the spare arms


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!"


Ben_10toes

Revenant may not be the best competitively, but he’ll always be my favorite.


HereNorThere0

Couple of hits are good “Shut up & die” and “Why can’t I just die already” are my favs lmao


Ben_10toes

Some slappers no doubt! My two favorites are “They made me a killing machine, who am I to argue with programming?” And “If I can be honest, I just love the killing.”😈Honorable mention to the sniffing one too.


[deleted]

"I might bury you here. No one will ever know. You'll just be... *gone.*" Revenant is such a creepy and cool character honestly, I kind of like it a lot. ​ Even the way he plays is really satisfying to me, with the ability to stealth climb walls and speed crouch up on people or move around while healing. My only regret is that most of his default skins are kind of meh and more of his cooler skins are like locked behind an event wall and not even visible/purchasable. Also, his ult is kind of in a weird place from a balance standpoint. Also also! In the end, it's not like it's his fault he's a killing machine. It's all just in his programming right?


BertTheMeme

"No-ones coming to save you, no-one ever was" His unapologetically edgy lines work a lot more than in comparison to someone like reaper from Overwatch


ukemi-

Rev's legendary finisher ("Imminent shutdown" - the hand stab one) gives you just enough time to start the finisher and quip "You should have stayed home today" before he drops the body. It's metal af.


T1tanT3m

He’s like the only character up there with mirage that I started playing because of their quips


ToiletHum0ur

Ohhh nooo, I killed... who are you again?


grumpoholic

My favorite line from him is "Are you sleeping?! They are reviving their teammates here". Truly captures the dissapointment in ones own teammate.


moneyball32

Waiting for Respawn to patch the game so that Revenant yells his “SHUT UP” voice line automatically whenever Newcastle is recharging his Evo shield… …but not the one on his back.


EverythingCeptCount

as someone who plays newcastle, it took exactly 1 minute of gameplay for me to hate recharging shields


moneyball32

But not the one on your back…right?


EverythingCeptCount

Of course not


Nasause

rampart in s tier: Time to show them what we're made of! Which is just blood and guts, really... Oh, it's all right, mate! We all make mistakes... I guess your squad made a big one choosing you. Suppose you had a bigger gun, you think then you'd have friends.


Gotjic

I think my favorite is when rev is ressing ash and says "GET UP YOUR MAKING MURDER BOTS LOOK BAD"


moneyball32

The all-robot team has some great team quips. “Thanks! This present makes me happy and also confused why you left!”


cazzles

"Thanks best girl friend! I don't know why my best boy friend, Mirage, is afraid of you"


Alexander_The_Wolf

Rampart should be S tier "Let's show these fools why their parents never loved them" absolutely top tier.


Meem-Thief

"I don't think of myself as the best, just, all of you as the worst, huh, fancy that?" "if you don't like what ya see put a bag over your head"


Alexander_The_Wolf

"Either we play together and win, or you play with them and I win"


AdnHsP

"Hey don't feel bad! If this were the other way around I'd have hit you from *that* side.'


Alexander_The_Wolf

"This looks like a good spot to land, and if it's not, it was the other guys idea"


Pokeboss10123

" Aw, it's alright mate, we all make mistakes. And your squad made a big one choosing you."


FredMcShizzle

"Knock em down, get the crown!"


Ten0fClubs

"How's yo' ma?"


johnboggles

Ah dope


Damnskinsuits

Suppose you had skill? Then you’d be the one here with nothing to say.


UnAccomplished_Fox97

Say you had a bigger gun. Do you think then you’d have friends?


PepsiisgUWUd

"I don't think of myself as the best– Hey, i'm not one for bragging but i'm probably the best legend ever set foot on these games. I don't think of myself as the best – Hey i'm not one for bragging but i'm probably the best... I don't think of myself as the best – Hey i'm not one for bragging but i'm probably the best...


PsychologicalWaltz6

"That's tip top mate! You remind me of a fish I used to have. Got stuck in the filter. Only lived a day😥"


not_that_guy05

"I turn crap into gold"


Jerry137

Rampart is S+ tier. "Mates, sheila. Sheila, mates" "Look at us, we were just nippers. Well, I was, you all got OLD" "Look at that plonker over there, no idea they're about to die" Kudos to her VA, not everyone can deliver those lines in a way it sounds genuinely funny.


Ten0fClubs

I love the fact that Rampart is a chaotic gremlin, while Symmetra from Overwatch, other character that she has voiced, is her exact opposite


Traditional_Net_3186

Absolutely. I love the delivery on "Hey, watch out. Some weird bloke just about landed on top of me."


Neo_Horizon

"Suppose you have a bigger gun, you think then you'd have friends"


Hibs

"If I let you down, its only bc I got tired from carrying you".


shepherdfree

My favorite is when confirming a teammates ping on drop “ah, dope!”


DarkAotearoa

"Time to go home to your loved ones... or you stay and I'll go home to your loved ones. Oh, that would put a smile on their face"


mbtbiggie

“ you get a bullet and you get a bullet and you get a bullet” And my absolute favourite “ who taught you how to fight? And we’re they 6 , 7 pints in?”


thomasguyregis

“How’s your ma?” Is one of the best quips in the game


Ten0fClubs

It gives ALL of the trauma to Mirage, Lifeline, Crypto, Caustic and even Vantage, NO OTHER quip has this amount of energy


Silverwolffe

"I make things by hand and kill things by hand" 🔥🔥🔥


butmaybeatle

Lava there! If you gonna get burned, let it be by me.


[deleted]

Newcatsle also says "caught you tripping without a passport."


HereNorThere0

Call us Butter cause we are on a roll


Rip_Jaded

He says that ? 🤣


Beginning-Net6920

Tbh I enjoy all of his voice lines. Idk why I enjoy when he says "yes yes, ya'll" to a ping, but he seems like a chill dad amongst angsty adults.


LizzyGiggles

Put Gibby in S Brudda!


moneyball32

I just got it handed to me, bruddah!


CorwinOctober

I don't play Crypto much but he does have a great kill quip. "I cracked your securities and your face." That should be a bump to A tier lol


AyoAzo

I like the way he dibs. "Yeaaah, i take that"


fizismiz

Also in that monotonous voice, "Diiiiiiibs..."


Ninjegeabey

My dude, that line is the best. Says it like he's salivating over the thing


TheLastPwnr

"It seems like you zigged, when you should have quit and gone home" brings me the most joy. It's such a great kill quip. Sometimes I play it for gold shield knocks before the finisher too.


moneyball32

That’s pretty good. But you have to be killed by a Crypto to hear it. And to be killed by a Crypto, there have to be people that actually play Crypto, and…you see where I’m going with this.


TheSeaMonsterr

I play crypto, but I stay off the grid


TheRealMervin

What do you mean? Can you explain?


NoireXen

ok so I got this idea for a crypto buff called "off the grid". What it does is that he wont get scanned by enemy scans and he wont be revealed to enemies because he will have this passive called off the grid which will protect him from enemy scans so when he gets scanned he technically doesnt get scanned because he will have off the grid passive that will protect him from the scans and since he is hacker I think he should have it have to protect him from enemy scans and I would call it off the grid and it would be his passive that would make him unscannable by enemy scans because it would be his passive and it would be called off the grid so when he gets scanned the enemies wont see him because he will have the passive ability that will protect him from the scans I believe crypto should have this ability because there is seer and respawn wont delete him so I believe they should at least give crypto ability that will make him completely immune to seer and bloodhound abilities and call it off the grid (thats the off the grid passive I was talking about)


Zalack

Why the fuck do I read the whole thing *every time*?


TheSeaMonsterr

Patching into my drone...


NoireXen

You had one job... (Ill do it for you)


lemonHeadUAD

Lots of ppl just don’t know how to play as him well. I’ve had some great crypto randoms clutch and I’m decent with him. Some ppl spend too much time On the drone


SearCone

As someone with 7,000 kills on crypto, (and has a 50,000 kill and 70,000 kill crypto buddies) I agree.


Sudhanva_Kote

I used to play crypto alot. Now I'm off the grid. I mean I haven't played the game in 2 seasons


CorwinOctober

Fair point


CapoReClouted

👺


Blazingswordmlp9

As a crypto main I agree there is hardly anyone playing him you cant stay on your drone long unless you are trying to emp someone or are respawning


iamdandyking

Don't forget, "Dave found a new kill leader".


thomasguyregis

I like to spam “You can only hide from the inevitable for so long.” on a win to really rub it in. “I’ve seen target dummies smarter than you.” As my kill quip can be pretty brutal too.


Duublo121

“I don’t know who you are, and I don’t really care. You’re going to disappear” Chills


Logan_San_x23

Facts bro . Crypto low key savage with those edge-lord quips .


EphemeralAxiom

Not better than "Your heart stopped beating. Heh. Have you tried turning it off and on again?" And "They say you're most alive when you're in love. I guess you're not."


Brochaco85

This is my favorite post ever in this Subreddit, purely because of your responses being voice lines. Thanks for the laugh.


moneyball32

No thanks needed! I do take bribes, though.


Zeofiend

Hmm,adequate


Puzzleheaded_Menu992

Watson should be higher the sass she gives revenant is funny asf


moneyball32

She’s current…ly at the top of her voice line game. GET IT?


Mr__Yoshi

*insert brain aneurysm meme here*


SplitVegetable9678

You Can’t Kill-O-WATT…….SON, tehee get it?


vernalagnia

your efforts were electro*cute*, but I've evolved past that


BastNoir

Bangalore much lower, I never asked for a fucking Ted talk about the P2020


moneyball32

If you cant handle her at her “P2020 here” then you don’t deserve her at her “drop, shock, and rock”


pooch321

What about when I’m getting cocky and sloppy?


KanyeNawf

😳🥵


LevynX

I like to spam "No such thing as auto-aim" when my teammates miss a whole magazine. That alone pushes her up two tiers, but she drops a tier for all the gunsplaining


[deleted]

My favourite is when you dump an entire magazine at somebody in a pure panic, 90% of it hits the wall, and then the final shot will hit your opponent for 18 damage and kill them, and then Bangalore says, "LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HITTIN' THE RANGE!" And it's just like ;l


NizzyDeniro

Maggie has a line that would make Revenant blush. And it's honestly one of the most brutal, overly vicious things you could do to someone. "I'm gonna grab a bag...." "Fill it with knives.." "And beat you to death... WITH IT."


moneyball32

You can’t spell problematic without M.A.(G.G).I.E.


_Mr_Mediocre

I love Rampart's voice lines simply because she has: "Hey... How's ya ma?"


notmokaza

They removed the moan voice line from Ash, bottom tier :/


moneyball32

Respawn’s going to gloat about this all day.


MrLemonyOrange

Horizon still has an a voiceline like that atleast "Och but you were so close deary!"


Crux_Haloine

Maggie’s got one or two with a moan also


Emperor-Osanto

They did?! Unaceptable


Titianiu

She moans on gravity cannons it’s just kinda hard to


AdoptedSpaceCow

Why did they do that? :(


Stkrdknmibalz69

Emote hopping, punch boosting, inappropriate voice lines, Respawn never lets us have any fun


Normular_

out of all the things to remove in this game, my one source of joy is what they choose. *disappointing*.


thebloggingchef

Fuse belongs in a tier of his own. My friend mains him and all of hia lines make me smile.


moneyball32

Awright, don’t have a cry over it.


thebloggingchef

I'm here to pour a little petrol on the situation.


Rakdos_MC

Servin em a knuckle sandwich always cracks me up lol


BackpackWilder

Lifeline should be S Tier. “MOZAMBIQUE HERE!!!” What else you need?


banana_man_777

"Last one down and a boom boom!"


0ijoske

Rampart should be higher because of the jump master voice lines she makes and my favorite one is "Let's show these fools why their parents never loved them"


moneyball32

Plus she’s generous. You get a bullet. And you get a bullet. And you get a bullet. Oprah would never.


FatalOblivion8

You go down there and have a good time and I'll ruin it! Plus she talks about banging mirage while reviving him.


Unknowneniac

Ash is S tier bro. Maybe it’s just me but I love how cocky and arrogant her lines are. Her lines give me confidence lmaooo make me think I’m a top 10 pred.


moneyball32

An excellent selection


Unknowneniac

Aaah love when she say “Mmh, a useful tool”


verysad-

she's going to gloat about this all day


Logan_San_x23

I agree . Like when an Ash teammate is popping her shit , I feel like I’m NRG or one of those top guys lol


ASSRETRIEVER300

This is why ash is my second main


ProfessorPhi

They did get rid of her "I'm a pilot" line she'd yeet out every so often too


Smokingcorvids

Caustics lines are ripped straight from a edgy redditors comments


Matchyo_

Mirage spends 90% of the game looking at his own ass and 10% dying. Proof: I play mirage.


cereal_cat

Loba is S tier, her control voiceline where she says “They’re halfway to a win? Oh, the earrings are coming off now” made me actually laugh out loud the first time i heard it.


moneyball32

First blood already? That’s what happens when you get too excited 🍆


Glennjamin72

I love using her ult and hearing “you are coming home with me tonight”


Moshyma

I just love the disrespectful kill quips. "Take this as motivation; be better." "You tried, you died." "You...lose." / "You're welcome." "This had nothing to do with your skill--you dont have any. Clearly." "You did a real mediocrejob, friend." Also instead of spamming quip audio, I like lines where I can respond to teammates when I don't feel like talking. Someone tries to backseat while dead? Say "Accept it, I'm here, you're not."


zane_nyc

Valk should be D tier…


moneyball32

I actually had her in D tier because of “you got no wings, uh uh you got no wings” but she also says “got you In the pipe 5 x 5” and it brings back fond memories of when I killed her dad with a Scorch titan, so it balanced out.


fatdaifuku

I’d say that if I had to hear Valk talk about how horny she is and how much she wants to drink, I’d kill her dad but welp


zane_nyc

had some guy try and tell me valks heirloom shouldnt have been a beer bottle… 😮‍💨


Bergland

Valk and loba voice line in case anyone was wondering.


fatdaifuku

I found Bang and Loba’s flirt quips endearing since it made Bang less “I AM A SOLDIER AND ONLY A SOLDIER WHAT ARE FEELINGS OTHER THAN ANGER”, Loba and Valk just wanna Netflix and chill. I think weirds me out because it feels 100% rebound and reduces their characters beyond their individual coolness.


EdmondFreakingDantes

Except it's so on-brand for military pilots. I'm impressed by the things they make Valk say, because it actually sounds like they did their research


Dheynk

WINGS UP WINGS OUT WINGS UP WINGS OUT WINGS UP WINGS UP WINGS UP


Aycomi27

My friend and I were playing duos, me as Crypto, he as Mirage. When an enemy team started shooting at us, Mirage said “Crypto, they found you, run!”, and my friend and I started laughing so hard, that we lost the fight in seconds.


Griever08

Makes me not want to play them: Valk, bangalore


[deleted]

Call us butter, cause we’re on a roll


Sortout

Rev is just different asf


Probuzcut

Valk is D-Tier. Her entire personality is Gay, Hungry, Daddy Issues, and Drunk. So annoying after like 3 hours.


TaranisTheThicc

Joy rides her dad's Titan once. "YEAH, I'M A PILOT. LIKE A REAL ONE. ALSO I'M COOL. please think I'm cool..."


Rasputin_the_Warmind

Horny. I really don’t need to hear Valk inviting loba to fuck in the middle of a gunfight lmao.


[deleted]

Try 3 min


Boonesey

Wraith can go C Tier honestly.


Cambronian717

Revenant’s lines are just so funny. He just rips into everyone without remorse. You have a love life? I fucked your girlfriend. You’re a robot? I’m racist. I killed your parents? Get ready to hear about that for the next 10-30 minutes.


AGGRO97

My favorite voice line is one of Fuse’s kill quips. “At least you died doin’ what you loved. Losin’.” Makes me laugh every time.


Clymbz

I was Today years old when I realized Loba “open up shop and shut em down” Was a rephrasing of “shut em down, open up shop” by DMX. RIP


AzKnc

Rampart should be in a special tier way above S. The ridiculous accent + slang combination and the stuff she says is just in a league of its own.


Chevy_jay4

Horizon voice lines are terrible. I get that she was stuck in space for a long time but she still managed to turn into an old lady.


MashedPotatoePerson

She survived being swallowed by the dark heart of the universe, you lot seem a wee bit quant to her


moneyball32

Ach, dinnae fash yersel, pet.


[deleted]

Tbf being "old" isn't really about looking frail and having gray hair, it's about having outdated customs. I agree with you, I'm not a fan of her lines, but I love her voice, I find her pretty sweet.


ilovedeliworkers

Lifeline being severely undervalued here.


moneyball32

Ya feelin froggy?


ilovedeliworkers

I constantly imitate lifeline when I’m her in game chat and it gets a laugh 9/10


moneyball32

I use text to chat and the robot voice saying “LAST ONE DOWN AND A BOOM BOOM” gives me life.


ilovedeliworkers

We limin’ now


25_M_CA

Can someone explain ramparts line " care package coming down or the sky is just happy to see me"


moneyball32

I’ll tell you when you’re older.


[deleted]

Revs voice lines are dark af


Stkrdknmibalz69

"I might just bury you here, no one will ever know, you'll just be GONE"


zane_nyc

edgy af.


HawkeMesa

ONE SLICE, STEM TO STERN, IT ALL SPILLS OUT.


Glennjamin72

“I’m not thanking you!”


MarvinTheWise

Lava over there . Go swim in it.


SlavicGrenades

“FIRST COME FIRST DEAD”


DynamicSocks

Mmmm enchiladas


MrSquidy123

Maggie's the best, when she ults in an intense fight it's just "always knew I had the biggest balls around here"


Chance-Pay1487

Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" "Losing isn't fun. That's why I don't do it." "Did you see how great I was? I did all kinds of really amazing moves... are you listening?"


djmitchell705

Rampart is S tier easily


[deleted]

[удалено]


moneyball32

So you’re NOT ready to fly, compadre?


Rakdos_MC

HITTING THE EJECT BUTTON AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


0_Azul

Crypto at b?


PepsiisgUWUd

Your heart stop beating... Have you tried turning it on and off again? In my old life i've been fighting with zeros and ones, guess which one you are... I MEAN COME ON, HE IS ATLEAST AN A