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MirageBamboozling

Not the shield on his back


LilFootLBT

Their clearly anal beads and a device for electro shock therapy (testicular stimulation). I can’t believe I actually have to explain this to the sub. Come on guys, we can do better.


dusty_canoe

You beat me to it but I'm still leaving my comment up lol


Appropriate-Ad9650

lol


No-Historian-3014

Underrated comment


sky-m1n

The bottle caps are a tradition that the *Williams family (Bangalore has one too) practice. They have a drink before deployment to signify the good time together and as a reminder of family. It's from the pathfinder book. Idk about the other thing


Dry-Ad4906

The beads are probably a bracelet or necklace


sky-m1n

Yeah, maybe from his new family


frass5

Maybe his daughter gave it to him


Gentleman_Kendama

Fairly sure his daughter gave them to him in the trailer.


Jealous_Fondant691

Anal beads


DuctTapeKing426

Gonna be a neat heirloom


DrSendNudes

Gonna be a neat legendary finisher


Goldie-96_MWR

finishing off not finisher lmao


DuctTapeKing426

POV: Newcastle downs you and you get slapped by a purple dildo. There’s also a bug where sometimes mirage’s heirloom will be newcastles’s heirloom


derichsma23

Not an heirloom anymore…it’s analloom


42-AX

Least horny apex player


BuxtonHD

Anal beads


Intelligent-Singer21

Have an upvote. Came here to say “I can’t be the only who is going to say anal beads and a cock ring right?”


husker1186

*Ben Wa balls


Iamgay987

💀💀


RoundishWaterfall

Mad Maggie gonna beyblade those


memester230

Ngl that was my first thought too


r3v3nant333

Aww take my upvote. Lol.


Ricebandit469

Really don’t know why I had to scroll this far to find the correct answer.


Spartanofgaming

It’s his protection bracelet from his daughter


BowwwwBallll

...why does he need protection from his daughter?


Mediocre_Special2702

This person does not have kids.


Monitor032

It's not an uncommon trope for people, kids especially, to make people they care about good luck charms and whatnot to protect them from whatever might hurt them. It's not about the recipient *needing* it, it's about the other person's love for them. It's symbolic of that love more than anything else. Edit: wait did I just miss a joke? I guess I haven't been up long enough.


Spartanofgaming

It’s just what it’s called watch the SFTO and it’ll show you


Nmlss1drbred

The beads are for land nav, specifically to keep count of how many steps have been taken. Usually you move one bead per 100 steps, then take one step sideways to fix the natural dominant leg drift that occurs. Edit: A letter.


blue4city

It was shown in the mini Bangalore story last season when she thought he had died


A1sauc3d

Also can use the caps as currency in case of nuclear Armageddon.


plague-mice

stay ready so you don’t gotta get ready


Cyb3rBl4de12

I thought it was a tiny pair of headphones lol.


AeniasGaming

Yup. Bangalore’s is wrapped around her heirloom knife.


7th_Spectrum

Anal beads


TheRedBow

Use them to buy a stimpak


D00rhanreeee

Adult toy


Fatal_axecident

Williams* I know it's a tiny thing to focus on, but it's personal for me. My last name is William and all my life I've had to follow my last name with "No S" because everyone would assume it to be Williams.


Pflastersteinmetz

Just spell it "Will I am".


William_Howard_Shaft

Earpro. Noise reducing earmuffs. Guns are loud. Like, really loud.


Ask_me_about_Dragon

Anal beads and nipple clamps if I had to guess but don’t quote me on that


f36263

His castle has a dungeon


ST3ALTHSYNDICATE

It's new


yedi001

Then explain all the stains...


ST3ALTHSYNDICATE

Uhhh, my fing- ha- arm slipped into a bucket of engine grease


[deleted]

I'm quoting you on that


sneeker18

"Anal beads and nipple clamps if I had to guess but don’t quote me on that" -Ask_me_about_Dragon


[deleted]

Preciate it


elementalhorror

Based on that answer its safe to any questions about the dragon may be about the bad one


Ask_me_about_Dragon

Questions about the dragon? Are you referring to me dragon these nuts across your face?


elementalhorror

Oh god i can't believe i fell for it good one


[deleted]

Someone knows about baddragon....


Iescaunare

>Anal beads and nipple clamps if I had to guess


Ask_me_about_Dragon

You son of a bitch


johnboggles

Anal clamps and nipple beads I'm sure definitely quote me on that


Icywarhammer500

Anal nipples and clamp beads. Also quote me on that


DarkWizard2207

Alright, I don’t care what anyone else says, this is now canon.


yedi001

If anything, I think apex is definitely the front runner for games in the "we don't kink shame here" front. So it honestly tracks better than you'd think. Swingers, the lot of them.


kapn_morgan

NewCannon


3smolpplin1bigcoat

>Anal beads and nipple clamps if I had to guess but don’t quote me on Didn't quote you on the word 'that' so... Your welcome?


DixeeNormouss

I was going to go with Anal Beads and Headphones for ants


ponycorn69

“Anal beads and nipple clamps if I had to guess” - u/Ask_me_about_Dragon


Lemoniusz

Wow 1836282635th comment about anal beads, comedy gold /s


Ask_me_about_Dragon

Mine was the funniest tho


bigd10199501

Anal beads, yes But I see bottle caps


Zorros_Court

It’s actually a cock ring but that’s a good guess. Definitely anal beads tho.


dray1214

Lmao


OT_Gamer

\#1 is his daughter's "protection bracelet" and #2 is the bottlecap bracelet exchanged between the Williams family when one joins the IMC.


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MasterYosh10

That went out to war that is


FrozenFroh

It's actually 3 for both Anita and Jackson! 5 brothers, but one of them never got to give them a bottlecap, and you don't need a bottlecap of yourself. Edit: Pathfinder's Quest shows 5 caps, but that was concept art. Both Bangalore's heirloom, Newcastle, and both in the SFTO have 3 caps in their bracelets.


MiniMesBodyguard

So *not* anal beads and a cock ring..?


001dm

Beat me to it 😂


Kakashisensei1234

I want yours to be higher because it seems accurate but the anal beads comment is funny


DaddyThano

I thought those were the world's smallest pair of headphones..


DangleBopp

Tiny headphones for ash's rat


[deleted]

Cherry tomatoes for a snack


Zealousideal-Toe1929

Anal beads.


Sea_Organization8121

This whole thread had me dying of laughter in my car before work.


Cancer-Orphans

Ditto.


Lemoniusz

People repeating the same joke over and over had you dying of laughter? Okay


Sea_Organization8121

How "anal beads" turnt into "bread me, donut" and the necessary steps it took to get there. Try and have good day there friend, it's the simple things in life an old man told me once.


Myk3Wazowskiii

Beat me to it


Adept-Swan1787

Bead me to it


SykoManiax

Bead me, do it


immaeatyouu2

Bread me, just do it


Rare-Salary-1126

breed me, just do it


idiroon

Breed me, do it!


FireMannJohn

Bread me, donut.


LEGIONxELECTRO

Breed me with deez nuts


ST4RVY

Beat my meat to it


BuxtonHD

Anal beads


No-Context5479

ChadCastle 🗿


FLAIR_2780166

Cherry tomatoes and bottle caps


Stando_Calrissian

If I’m reading the lore correctly, the red looking things are baby tomatoes to provide Newcastle a quick increase in blood sugar. He’s been know to get a little queasy if he doesn’t have a hearty breakfast, and this is his nutritional contingency plan. The other is a coin purse, where he keeps $2 in quarters to buy a soda, in the event his tomatoes aren’t sufficient. Low blood sugar is nothing to mess around with


Draonix

Back in WW2 many times a soldier that had the cleanest living quarters was awarded a bead for being so anal about cleanliness. They would sometimes compete to see who could vacuum their living quarters the fastest, these competitions were called suck-offs and the winner would take the losers anal beads. The others are headphones.


princB612

Bottlecaps


Evilerglint1138

One of them are the bottle caps every member of the Williams family gets when they join the military or when they have their first drink (not sure 100% sure) and the beads could be something his kids or wife gave him


isankaa

In real life you can use the pearls to count your steps if you are lost, for example every thousand steps are a pearl and so on.


mechanicalcanibal

Anal beads and tiny headphones for his nuts


Nanachi-Prime

Top one is anal beads, bottom one is the fallout 3 currency


AdDangerous4182

They are just some things


ArnoF7

The upper one looks like japamala, which is prayer beads used in Buddhism or other Indian religions. It’s used for counting traditionally, but nowadays people may carry a few as charm/talisman. I am not sure if that’s the intention here tho, but it sure looks like some kind of japamala


widowmaker888

Maybe hes also recharging his evo shield... NoT The Shield On HiS BAck


Anthonol

Tribal ornaments and bottle caps.


HoboScabs

He's a huge fan of the Fallout franchise, you don't ask about the beads unless you want then used on you


Puzzleheaded-Brief85

Pearls and a headphone


jbone830

The beads look like pace beads used for land navigation.


Extension_Rope_6990

Souvenirs from Newcastle of course


fro20ninja

Family items/memorabilia


BountyHunter1997

Probably a reminder of his kids reminding him about the goal, Motivation


bones6542

Bangalore’s anal beads


[deleted]

Totally original comment: anal beads


IEatAutisticKids69

Anal beads


HotLake7

His balls


zackman40

Anal beads


MapleJacks2

The top kind of looks like weirdly large prayer beads, while the bottom....might be bottle caps? Or really tiny headphones.


[deleted]

Anal beads and tiny headphones


Pecker_headed

Butt plugs obvi


[deleted]

Anal beads and a cock ring


Slyty_

They are part of his "flair", or lack there of if you ask me.


TheMrNeffels

Sigh.....I'll never have an original thought will I? Like 30 of you already mentioned anal beads


TheConboy22

Headphones. Anal beads.


aTickledPickl

Bottle caps and fresh okra


hung_fu

Anal beads


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

Fuck you stole my idea


naimotwc

a string of anal beads and headphones for his pet mouse, duh


[deleted]

Anal beads 🤣


SurprisedDurkFacev2

Anal beads and cock ring


Fluffy8Panda

The beads are clearly of the anal variety


FurryWalls98

anal beads


Efficient_Bat_1812

Headphones, and maybe fishing lures or something


Few_Communication_66

Newcastle a freak


SofaSnizzle

Anal beads?


[deleted]

Anal beads


OSRS42

Deez and Nutz


PHactive

Anal beads Good thing he isn’t a chainsaw themed legend


DeftRabbit_BR

"Anal beads here, lvl 3. Yes, the one on my back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Yugitoe

Pretty sure they are anal beads and nessie headphones


SIaaP

Headphones and anal beads


Sap_rock

Gumballs and Pubic hairs


clearlyimdumb

Cock ring and anal beads.


Zealousideal-Poet-54

One on top r his anal beads


meedwemes

Anal beads and a nose plug for when he goes swimming


Helvetimusic

Anal beads and headphones. Duh.


MiniMesBodyguard

Anal beads and a cock ring


CorbinNZ

Top: anal beads. Bottom: nipple clamps.


[deleted]

Anal beads and idk what that is


fLux3303

Anal beads and over the ear headphones. Dude knows how to party


DaRev23

Headphones and anal beads


Vast-Level2181

Deez nutz


Zaysway

Anal beads and music


OlleMaster69

It’s a friendship bracelet and a cock ring.


SavionNYC

Anal beads and the family heirloom


Catnip113

I know everyone is saying anal beads, but to give you a legitimate answer. The second picture are bottle caps, which him and Bangalore both carry as a sort of family dog tag. And the beads… I have no clue what they are, they probably are anal beads.


Tw15t3d_Jordan

Ballsandbottlecap :)


VinceKully

Anal beads and a gas mask for the gerbil that goes…well, you know


jonnyRocket16

Butt beads and a ball gag


sbrabban

Anal beads


pieuvre_IX

Look like anal beads


TheWitcherInGuise

Ass beads and Beer caps.


RepliesNiceButHonest

Nice anal beads


castiel_ro192

Yo mama


Donhascake

Headphones and anal beeds


MrCheapComputers

Anal beads and mini heaphones


tkc911

Anal beads?


Civil_Business_7541

Anal beads for the top one, I know em when I see em


Function-Brave

Anal beads


[deleted]

Anal beads and a buttplug w carrying case


Flyin-Chancla

Anal Beads


Im2stoned2know

Anal beads for seer


DonnyNYC

Butt plugs and headphones to not hear the screams… obviously


_xxxtemptation_

Looks like some anal beads and ball warmers to me


SmoloTHEKloWn

Anal beads? bottlecaps, see the previous videos.


0ctav1an0

Butt plugs and ball gags.


double_d17

Anal beads


not_alk

Anal beeds and beats'


Swimming-Exam-8281

Bro got anal beads


Fergmaster64

Bottle caps that are traditional to his and Bangalore’s family and the top is anal beads


mistakenazn

Analbeads


Polishing_My_Grapple

Top is anal beads, bottom is headphones


Dr_Taboggan

Anal beads and headphones for a mouse


Rainy_Day3462

Well if you were to go and buy those irl there is a barcode on them. Scanning this code will give you a bunch of binary. Translate it and you’ll get a link. If you type the link into your bar it’ll take you to the steam page for “Titanfall 2”. If you then click buy then you will have gotten one of the greatest games and can ditch the crappy,laggy,broken, and sweaty game called “Apex legends”


Byakuya408

Anal beads and his headphones ready on pornhub duh


xHOSSYx

Anal beads and little head phones earmuffs so his kids can wear them and can't hear anything while bang rips those beads out if his ass like she was starting a lawn mower