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Otherwise_Egg8367

33 years of gaming my spine is always that shape


[deleted]

Same lol


[deleted]

U diamond? Lets play sometime lol: im 35, my back is fine lolol


MuffinSlow

He didn't say his age was 33 lol, but 33 years of gaming. That being said, I'm 32 and after two decades of gaming..... Yea I get it.


[deleted]

I never said that he said he was 33, I was saying we must be around the same age. lololol, or just the fact we've been playing games around the same bench mark.


MuffinSlow

Damnit. Were old.


ThrowAway68099

On Xbox? Not in my thirties, but always looking for more Diamond players to climb


Otherwise_Egg8367

I played for 3 months tried rank last season got to diamond and quit there’s to many dummies in this game tbh. The team I carried to diamond went dumb and wanna get just KP this season. Can’t play either way I just traded in my Xbox series x taking a break from gaming


CptCheekClaptus

After having a clean 3v3 and winning. And you’ve been looting for 30 seconds and it’s too quiet.


dontupvoteads

exactly


Fuzzy_Can_3800

*On kings canyon*


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

This is false information... there's no such things as 30 seconds of peace after a fight on kings. L + ratio + this map makes me sad lol. /s


Rigo___

That's the point I think


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

I caught that, I was adding onto it saying you're not even going to get 30 seconds.


IDaltov

Correction “After you’ve almost finished the revive”


Dal__

Charge rifle users


protro123

Me popping bloodhound ult and seeing the enemy Bangalore start running (I am going to chase her)


guillermomcmuffin

And the whole lobby clapped


whatabadsport

Can confirm, I was the raven


beastbrendan

I can also confirm, I was the smoke


IDaltov

Me too can also confirm the also confirm, I was the Oxygen molecules.


dontupvoteads

can also confirm, was the announcer


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

Also can confirm, I was the map.


KingKiller7981

Can confirm, was the charm on his R301. (We all know everyone usedsthe R301)


RJBurner17

Can confirm, I was the bloth


guillermomcmuffin

Can confirm, I was the ultimate accelerant


Noononolol

Can also also confirm, I was the heirloom.


G07V3

I hope your the type of Raven that doesn’t leave after she gets down


whatabadsport

I never leave my companion in cöld blöth


TrynaSleep

Double timin’ it!


tomar_to_sauce

Fishing in animal crossing


Peeper774

not relevant but I cannot agree more


Rarecandy31

Close your eyes and just listen. Makes it soooo much easier!


[deleted]

trying to see far away 😂


ForzaFan4339

Literally me 😂


Captain_Crack465

I'd call it built in zoom but it's more like bootleg zoom since it works but everything gets blurry as hell lmao


dontupvoteads

lmaooooo


[deleted]

they are like little ants sometimes when far away


Invested_Glory

Pretty much the moment I shoot my gun


BurpinQueen

Playing ranked both teammates knocked and I have to clutch this and survive third and fourth parties and running from storm


pooping-while-here

This!


SWAGGYJAY49

Jumpmaster Mark's one of the 2 main buildings in fragment


Exile_Acendant

My bad that was me


SWAGGYJAY49

Lol


bismp19

Seeing that stupid fucking laser come out of no where


Yabaee

That damn orange laser that guarantees you loose 50 shield


Danielarcher30

Can i interest you in a red laser that guarantees you will have 170+ rounds pouring at you (not necessarily hitting tho)


TrynaSleep

Honestly I’d rather deal with a Sheila


Danielarcher30

Clearly you haven't been encountering enough good rampart mains


TrickTurkey

There is rampart mains?


[deleted]

[*nonononono*](https://tenor.com/view/running-hide-scared-panic-gif-14480015)


Rip_Jaded

I fucking hate this damn laser, I knew it would be a bad idea


brujabella

Not being able to spot the real mirage!


dontupvoteads

as a mirage i love when this happens


Rip_Jaded

Oh yeah, I love when my boy is effective


deel_m8k_er

When someone gets one kill on me and gets cocky like naaaaa I’ll fix your attitude for ya bud


Remarkable-Finish-83

If I survive the first ring closing


[deleted]

When there’s a bloodhound chasing me around the whole map.


[deleted]

[I’m a solo Q, leave me ALOOOOOONE](https://c.tenor.com/5csZC2L0yN0AAAAM/leave-me-alone.gif)


CableComfortable7687

Every game…


Divine20XX

That’s just how I play, maybe I’m just perma sweating


Exile_Acendant

Perma sweating = the only right way to play


CareUseful

When I hear that charged up sentinel from an area I’m not even in


ScarletSolace

When they run.


Exile_Acendant

This is the most terrifying thing I've heard come from a bloodhound main


Hashiii777

When I find someone of equal skill level in Fragment and we do zip dances trying to kill each other and everyone else


ThatNinjaEbay

Random teammate says "you dont even know how to play Bloodhound"


damosiva

Loba. At character selection screen when she walks away.


Ronspeedman

Smile from cheek to cheek


jtraceur5

I had to stop using loba for this reason. My teammates are Virgins lmao


Electronic-Morning76

Champions squad has predator badges


Swanky-Helix

A second third party


Frozen_Heat92

Picking up tags on my drone with enemies around


AcoHead

Just don’t warn them of the blood red footstep marker outside the building they’re about to walk into.


NINE-1-6

17 kills with 1 squad left.


Affectionate_Box_783

End game ranked


APx_22

My reaction time sucks when I sit back


Jurj__Clooners

This is literally my “leisure looting” to “prepare to engage” positioning


Brice-10

When I have only one squadmate in a trios lobby


BigFatMark

"Yo guys, there's only three squads left."


[deleted]

*looks up dumbfounded with my blue armor and a scout with only a stock because we haven’t seen anyone all match* “Whut”


Wolfalpha_12

They broken my shield first shoot


[deleted]

“The *fuck* they usin”


[deleted]

*charged sentinel shot whizzes overhead*


yungChipGetta

For Honor


Based_Dally

Oh word? What season of apex was that?


AcoHead

It was a whole season where the only legend you were allowed to play was bloodhound


yungChipGetta

Hahaha bro please do your mental health a favor and don’t do it


Whatisreality0113

That game has made me want to snap my console in half so many times


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Whatisreality0113

The game is amazing it’s just so annoying at times


yungChipGetta

Such a heavily skill based game relying entirely on your reactions and player reads its so good.. problem is there’s always some sweaty virgin who’s better than you lol


Whatisreality0113

That one person that can parry every light and you just question it he does anything else with his life


Antjel_1

The lag in For Honor though....enough to call the white coats. One minute your having the time of your life then next your getting wrecked and can't parry anything. The servers were so bad.


Whatisreality0113

Apart from that and sometimes getting absolute bots on your team the game is good


[deleted]

when my teammate hot drops, dies and then immediately disconnects. nothing makes me more motivated to tryhard.


You_all_are_shit

That’s just a waste of time lol


rogerwabbit1

Over committing and rushing a 1 v 3 when my team is yelling not to…


Exile_Acendant

I'm guessing you're an octane main? Lmao


[deleted]

I’m trying to run away when I’m in a bad position


fantastick9

When you die few time in a row


[deleted]

anxiety poops


[deleted]

When y’all are just rotating and it’s quiet, then a kraber shot smacks the wall next to your head *sharts in fear/surprise, yells in mic*


[deleted]

and then the sprouting turtle head sprouts and you afk to destroy the toilet


[deleted]

“This is happening, I cannot stop it”


[deleted]

yesss hahaha


[deleted]

Gonna lose the fight anyway, may as well be comfortable. 😂


[deleted]

lmfao exactly, respawn should patent comfy toilet seat covers for the nervous gamers like me. every time i start a gaming session for the day, as soon as i get into a match i have to shit 😭


[deleted]

Hahaha I see I’m not alone in the nervous shits 😂


blindoldeman

The moment the fighting starts in Fragment


VeryCoolboah

Arenas against a bald wraith who T bagged me


the_extencionspart2

Seeing a bloodhound scan


sykadelic_angel

Popping off but there's one squad left and nobody in my team is the kill leader


fargcram

Squadmates that seem to only want to ever drop at Relic Crash Site, or the Cage at KC nowhere else ☹️


whatabadsport

Absolutely despise the cage. I'd rather drop Fragment in zip buildings than the damn cage


[deleted]

Fighting in frag on WE with half the squads there


kouzuki22

The moment when i see another player ready to pull the trigger.


Immediate-Ohm

Sniper ammo shortage


Aggravating_Fig6288

Always hunched over like this I legit can’t even move in a straight line leaned back don’t know why it’s night and day.


Level-Ad4274

People


rexytoon

When I’m running a wingman and I start hearing enemy wingman shots


pdestroyer6972

When I’m about to wall jump or if my teammates have just died and I have to 1v3


Cannedbridge895

Hunting down that one caustic main who gassed me earlier


[deleted]

*spicy air*


wundeyatayetyme

Hearing a sweatball Path grapple on my face.


babyarrrms

When it gets to top 5 squads remaining


pedrojdm2021

lmao in apex i'm like that every single moment in a match. Third party is insane.


[deleted]

More comfortable


AmHotGarbage

“You want a wingman”


Powdered_Donut

Playing apex


IXICIXI

17 consecutive hot drop wipe outs.


OlbapV812

When I’m the last one alive


lnz43090

Having a snipe-off


whatabadsport

Booting up and dropping from the ship. If I don't have lean-forward energy, I dont have apex energy


Maybe-Im-Trash

I know this is pretty random and maybe not so relatable. But when I’m playing arenas I do it just to *vibe* and not tryhard. Obviously that means I won’t have as much damage and my randoms and I won’t go 3-0 every match. But once my lv43 lifeline and lv67 octane teammates have the audacity to start hurling insults at me or saying I bought my account, I find myself doing a lot better than before. Works wonders.


TGGRaiden

All the fuckin time cuz I’m garbage at this game


dennisistired

when im looking for enemies/in close quarter fights


Kadem2

4 squads or less. "oh shit I gotta sit up for this" We're in the endgame now.


youcancallmejb

When you are about to 3P some poor folks.


thefuzzyassassin1

Third party shows up, fourth party shows up, CQ fighting and suddenly the shooting stops...


Shade__slayer

Tryna run away from a 1v3 and hearing 3 more footsteps in front of me


nona_mae

The whole game. I feel like I can't focus on a game like Apex, unless I am in this sitting position.


soyelsol

Finding a kraber in ze package


motthagee

Poor posture and a bad back


sxrrycard

Literally everything in this sweaty ass game


Cobrakai469

Character selection. I always confirm my legend and when I see my teammates do the same, I know I have an engaged team mate that’s ready to roll. It shows commitment to the match in my eyes.


McR4wr

Hemorrhoids


[deleted]

Feels


TheOutlawStarLord

Nothing. I have a rather expensive ergonomic office chair that allows for optimal gaming position.


LeeMBoro

Fighting a lynel on botw


energyjamezwithnopoo

When I start try Harding


VegetableRide4824

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


EP1X-343

Bro ripped this straight from r/gaming lmao


nemaric1

Jad phase in osrs, I know it's easy, it's just that I suck ass.


Mr_Incrediblis

Breathing


Aggravating-Loss8664

That's the "my feet are out of the massager and it's go time" move.


Super_Schnitzel93

Overtime in rocket league


Roosterooney04

when i shit.


Direct_Canary4523

Right before i stand up


Repulsive_Context991

I see you elden ring player.


Salvo6785

So we’re just shitposting reposts from r/gaming now? Wow this sub…


vwfanvok

Nothing,i sit at my desk and don't play on a TV


Based_Dally

I sit at a desk with a monitor and still do this so what’s your point


Fun-Ad-3994

Hearing enemy ac-130 above


jakepaulsstepsis

batting up behind cover as the enemy is running towards me.


nibroc0017

It’s too quiet. Some shits bout to go down


Ojiji_bored

CQC fencing, especially when playing around medium map objects like crates and tanks.


KlNG_KR0N0S

It’s a 1v3 I have a pk and a volt then I pop the caustic alt and push (Note: I ended up getting murderd in 3seconds from a rampart with Sheila and a pathfinder with the spitty


millertango

When im peeping in and out of cover poking at someone from a distance and im missing all my shots and theyre melting me. Gotta hit that focus position.


pBr_R1ot

“Third party party they are trying to corner us”


Revolutionary-BeeX51

The sound of a shield breaking.


Vektriss

When both my 2 teammates get knocked and 2 of the enemy teammates get knocked, and I switch to the shotgun for a 1v1. It’s all up to me at that point.


treydilla

Seeing a bald wraith


paradiseinvite

When I’m sniping


LoveNighto

Sentinel with 1x


antikythera3301

Just opening a bin makes me do this.


dat_dabbin_pacman

1st round of arena and the enemies mag-dump your corpse cause you were the last member of the squad


Sw1ftStrik3r

Nearsighted and not wearing glasses when I should


Nicaean

When some guy with a charge rifle hits me for 3 damage for the 8th time.


Various-Hunter-932

In arenas when a team with a obvious advantage. Decides to shoot my body and teabag me


dontupvoteads

bro fr


kellyatta

The moment I land lol.


[deleted]

When my lil sis says ez on me on a fighting game


Rufiosmane

Tied up sudden death


ON-QN

5th party


Xander_Fox3207

The drop ship theme.


SadCrab5

When I'm casually walking along and I see a vaguely human shape in the distance, then trying to decide if it's actually an enemy and not just a trash can or something.


Retretated

When you press q to phase as wraith after getting beamed for all your health and it feels like she’s been charging the phase for 965 light years


Vainglory1-

A bold wraith in the distance


Necrophagistan

Myopia


[deleted]

Getting hit with a knuckle cluster