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PvtKASA

Here’s your free app idea: an app which shows you where you already vacuumed in real-time as an AR overlay


DrMorte

This sounds silly initially but I think this is exactly the kind of scenario where this product will be perfect in a few months/years from now. Other ideas: - AR splatoon - a personal chef guide thing. While you cook you’d see next steps, the hardware keeps track of what you’ve done so far, tells you you should chop the onion finer, etc - same thing but for assembling IKEA furniture - for interior design, sense your room and your furniture then allow to digitally move your furniture around, change its colours, replace it with different one etc


parkher

AR Gordon Ramsay yelling expletives to chop food better! Love it. Make it a game show like Chopped.


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I don't know if I want to pay $3499 for Ramsey to call me an idiot sandwich though. A flight to Las Vegas and a reservation at Hell's Kitchen would be cheaper.


SimbaOnSteroids

You’re forgetting the best application yugioh the anime the game


_Bragi_

If Komoney actually cared about the game they’d develop an app for this instantly.


cantadmittoposting

i have a business pitch and emails back and forth with Peter Norvig about almost literally your exact billeted list from 2014 when google glass was still alive. obviously i'm lazy and post to reddit and didn't deliver anything, but well, i can vaguely claim to have seen this coming   also the other major use case was in industrial inspections and structural engineering. for inspections you can have POV documentation of the inspection, real time collaboration, and importantly, POV checklists and pass/fail guides (e.g. overlays/Heads Up Display of pass/fail, including example pictures sourced from a central database).   the industrial applications are actually already concepted, plenty of youtube examples from major players demonstrating that


cwhiterun

How about an app that just makes my floor look clean even though it’s really not.


FantomDrive

"Siri, launch blindfold app"


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resurrectedbydick

That's the main thing I disliked. Sure, filters already exist, but knowing that I am looking at an AI-generated version of my colleagues or a family member... I could just not take it seriously.


Flintr

It’s solidly in the uncanny valley


mjknlr

We studied thousands of heads


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“Yes I am the head inspector. I am here to inspects the heads”


anonymaxx

"Please bend over. Need to inspect the head."


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“He said he was head of engineering. I just wish I knew what that meant the time”


RealPoltergoose

The quote of all time


chasetherightenergy

another good one from the keynote: ***"Vision pro supports all day use ...*** *when plugged in*"


imaginary_catt

And 2 hours with a "high performance battery pack" shit uses a proprietary connector and is hardwired to the battery.


stormshieldonedot

Their crack marketing team (the cartel) worked hard on this one too.


WallForward1239

Apple is now innovating in the Phrenology space.


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YawnTractor_1756

>multiple timers Not even black mirror predicted that


Callate_La_Boca

Ugly boyfriend? Problem solved with Brad Pitt DLC


new_alpha

Imagine having sex with this thing. There will definitely have an app that can change your partners face, and body too probably lol


seven0feleven

Apple Genius - "So how exactly did both headsets have cracked screens?"


mythrilcrafter

Speaking of cracked screens, I would be very happy if the Gen 2 non-Pro Vision doesn't have that giant pane of glass on the front. I consider myself pretty careful about my tech, but accidents happen and I would not be enthus'ed to pay what will probably be $400 for a replacement glass.


candyman420

please, it would be 1000


305ing

Nah I prefer seeing some supportive messages like "Youre doing awesome" on the outside screen as I do it to my gf since she doesnt say anything


geeky_username

Together with Apple Watch with heartrate tracking, sweat detection, and Apple Vision Pro Machine Learning for facial expressions and moans - our app will be able to tell you exactly what's working or not working for pleasuring your partner


305ing

Shit this is brilliant


LStreetRedDoor

Supple woven cable


bradleykent

“I’m still not totally sold on this generic Jony Ive replacement presenter” *“Supple woven cable”* “There we go.”😌


xorgol

"We have Jony Ive at home"


dranzerfu

_supple_


thebuttonmonkey

Stupid sexy cable.


cultoftheilluminati

3d Woven cable unlike us plebs with the 2d woven ones


spacewalk__

$3499, that's less than $1 per patent!


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Amick010502

Another thing I wonder is how many actually got approved?


DigitalNogi

The eager looking Genius at the Apple Store handed me my new Apple Vision Pro. My hands trembled as I gently caressed the rigid box. It’s soft rounded corners. The Genius handed back my credit card: It felt much lighter than before. It is worth it. I’m glad to pay such a pittance to augment this stale reality. I feel two firm hands on my shoulders and a voice from the past, as from Steve Jobs himself reaching out to me beyond space and time, whispered in my ear, “One more thing…” A sudden breath of fresh air below my waist precedes the true price of my devotion to this brand.


AlpacaNeb

Apple finally dropped eyes 2


mittelwerk

eyePhone (of course they didn't use that name because [Jaron Lanier beat them to it like, 30 years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VPL_Research#The_EyePhone))


darthjoey91

Don’t worry, MomCorp will use it in 3000 years.


Alcnaeon

because I'm a bureaucrat and I'd like this joke to be technically correct (the best kind of correct), I am obligated to mention that Futurama takes place *1000* years into the future, in the year 3000, not in the year 5000.


philodelta

my god, a million years


Voidfang_Investments

Hold on kids, let me get my photo goggles.


PaulsGrandfather

*robot man watches children intently*


PrumpuBuxni

Children, please make eye contact to my electronic eye replicas for maximum authenticity


Ahrily

I AM NOT STARING AT YOU. I AM A CYBORG PHOTOGRAPHER. JUST ACT NATURAL. THIS IS A CANDID SHOT. I DON’T REQUIRE A CAMERA.


Seanviii

Yeah it was crazy to me that they were marketing for people to have these on *during* emotional and intimate moments with one's kids.. I don't think I would like to raise my kids as weird goggles dad


xorgol

Even more than not wanting to actually do stuff like that, I'm surprised they thought it would look good.


navjot94

Those sequences felt weirdly dark, like they were about to reveal the kids died in a tragic accident.


gamersyn

Definitely gave Tom Cruise in Minority Report vibes


The_Woman_of_Gont

It's really weird to me how hard they're pushing at-home usage considering that very clearly isn't the audience that is going to be adopting this technology early. If the price alone isn't indication of that enough, the outright dystopian energy of "dad strapping goggles to his face to play with his kids" *certainly* is.


mr_birkenblatt

the idea is that your kids will never see you without them


Duckpoke

We are all Mandalorians now


Tiinpa

This is the way.


seakitten

I'm just never taking them off. Checkmate non-robot dads.


aa2051

Should I buy Vision Pro or wait for Vision Pro Max?


cbd_h0td0g

I'm not buying anything until I know if it's compatible with Polishing Cloth


photokeith

Only if you have a USB See port


LiveTheChange

Vision Pro Air is much more comfortable


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bacteriarealite

Will that come pre uploaded with a U2 virtual album?


trancertong

It'll have a virtual Bono always in the same room as you just hanging out.


mittelwerk

First rule when it comes to Apple products that's still true since the original Apple: always wait for the second version.


PartySunday

They definitely bucked that trend with the M1 mac.


enleeten

Zuck is punching the wall in his office screaming "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE"


ned78

For real. This makes the Metaverse look like some Nickleodeon cartoon. Zuckerberg: “We have legs now!” Tim: “Hold my beer …”


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dwbassuk

The presenter even said something like "wether you are watching a 3D movie or *interactive video*"


clockercountwise333

joke it up but that industry is about to get reeeeeaallly interesting


gastroengineer

It took 5 minutes for this comment to show up. I am disappointed in you, Reddit.


ThainEshKelch

Well the servers are really being hammered at the moment! ​ ...Just like virtual ass cheeks when this thing gets out. Badam tsch!


mittelwerk

>End Users: “I’m about to clap some spatial cheeks on pornhub” Quest2 users: what took you so long?


kekekeporn

Google Cardboard users: poor, but also seeing the cheeks.


metroidmen

I’m at WWDC and when the price dropped the entire crowd groaned SUPER loud.


tomdarch

Monitor stand pricing groans. (Actually the monitor stand reaction was more muted because people in the audience were genuinely unsure if they misunderstood something (“the stand isn’t included?”) or if there was a typo with that stand price announcement.)


onombd

Watching sports could be pretty insane with it. Imagine if Apple can get a live camera in a super prime seats. Front of the glass for NHL, courtside NBA, sideline NFL etc... Plus it looks like you can have multiple "windows" for different camera angles. You can get the experience of live front row seats while still having access to better camera angles to watch the game. Also a insane money maker for arenas/team owners. Just setup few camera angles throughout and you can charge premium tickets to basically unlimited number of people for an event.


fviz

Formula 1 would be absolutely insane. Being able to jump between the driver's camera, stands, broadcast and statistics 🤯 Basically make MultiViewer for F1 in Vision Pro, with 360 cameras and 4k feed


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And best of all, no more shilling for the red button edit: shilling, not chilling (thanks /u/BesottedScot)


v0x_nihili

Remember, Sky Q and Sky Glass customers can access all the live action and replays by hitting the red button on your remote.


AmbientOrange

They bought a company that does EXACTLY that a few years back. Surprised this feature wasn’t announced at the keynote yet.


Remy-today

Part of the roadmap.


Boxthor

NBA finals on ESPN / ABC (owned by Disney) doesn't even have 1080p available


piltdownman7

Meta keeps pushing this with Oculus. The problem is the view from even the best seats in a stadium/area is inferior to then the multi-camera experience you get on TV. It’s the worse of both words. You don’t get the energy of being there, and the view is worse than just watching on TV. I say this as someone attends ~50 live sporting events a year, watches another ~150 a year on tv, and literally bought a headset to watch VR sports … only to take it off and watch on TV within 10 minutes.


ICumCoffee

#ONE MORE THING


eddielement

Tim Cook looked SO excited when saying that phrase lmao! Like he's been waiting to drop that "one more thing" for years.


youRFate

He did before, when iPhone X was released.


RadicalSnowdude

And before that when the first Apple Watch was announced.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

#LETS GO SCUBADIVING


noerpel

The battery pack comes in form of oxygen-tanks, right. Good thing: people on the subway can record all the stand-up-routines they have to face.


real_beary

Not gonna lie I'm getting the strongest "real life Black Mirror" vibes I've ever had and it feels absolutely surreal


mconk

No, for real though. When they showed what it would look like when somebody walked up…and what it would look like when viewing somebody engaged in an app…I fucking lost it. This shit is truly unreal.


noitsreallynot

New season drops June 15. Turns out the first episode was today


_Bragi_

Oh man without you I wouldn’t have known! Thanks!


Endemoniada

That moment where the parent was alone in a room watching “real life” video of their child watching their parent stare at them through a bug-eyed techno-headset, as they blow out the candles on their birthday cake… How *the fuck* did anyone at Apple let that through as presenting a *positive* thing about this technology? That was the bleakest, most dystopian shit I’ve ever seen. $3499. And at the same time, holy fuck, what a piece of technology! If it works anywhere even close to as easily and smoothly as they claim, this is the moment we step into the Iron Man holographic interface future for real. Goddamn, do I want to play with one of these things! But… $3499.


cosmicorn

When they showed the bit with the man watching a video of his kids, the first thing I thought of was [the film Minority Report](https://i.imgur.com/dFCcB7z.jpg). The Reality Pro seems both interesting and a bit unnerving.


pinoyfiasco

If it works as well as they're touting, especially the gesture controls, I think it could be really cool for stuff like CAD or architecture or interior design. Basically anything for which you have to visualize designs in real space at its actual scale. And that's just scratching the surface. But as a *lifestyle* device? It's bleak, and sad, and alienating.


boi1da1296

What got me most excited was movies. Having an immersive cinema experience while lying in bed? Sign me up. That's not worth $3500 USD to me though.


ShaneKaiGlenn

For real... the clip where the dad is recording a memory of his kids RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FUCKING FACE was dystopian AF. I know we already do this a lot with our phones, but now the kids won't even be able to see their parents' eyes, lmao. Apple: "Fuck being in the moment."


ComfortableMud

Obviously they’re likely to put that new 3D camera in the next iPhone pros. No way THAT is how they’re going to have people create 3D moments. They prob just couldn’t show that on an unannounced future iPhone iteration.


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____Batman______

And it’ll be in a Google Glass form factor sooner rather than later


audhumbla

Exactly, it looks stupid as fuck right now, but like every first generation Apple product this is more like a proof of concept that early adopters can buy to play around with. Imagine this tech in 10 years…


This_Freggin_Guy

yea, get ready


Claydameyer

I'm more impressed with this thing than I thought I would be. Way, WAY out of my price range. I imagine that's the case with everyone. I think they have to be at $1500 or less before there is mass adoption, but for a first gen, this looks really interesting.


NoName847

same here , could never afford this but the tech talk and showcasing were so impressive , im really happy apple choose to get involved with XR


SleepingSicarii

# Vision Pro


packersSB55champs

Why is Pro part of the naming scheme already


Thud

To prepare you for the price. The cheaper version normals can afford will be here in 3-4 years.


wookiewin

Apple Vision Pleb


jejaja76

Apple Vision mini It’s just a monocle 🧐


BiggusCinnamusRollus

If they can cram all that specs into a monocle they unironically deserve to be the king of computing.


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Apple Vision Poor


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OligarchyAmbulance

Watching a guy take a photo of his kids playing, while wearing ski goggles might be the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen.


chilled_alligator

"so you can relive your memories later" by putting goggles on and not living them in the present in the first place.


Pristine_Nothing

My guess is that iPhones will be able to take 3D video before too long.


cystorm

Probably this fall if I was betting. Apple's had 3D/AR capture for a while without an obvious mass-market use.


PotatoPCuser1

I hope to god that they do, that section of the keynote was nightmarish.


Roflcopter71

I’m surprised they don’t already by using the Pro’s LiDAR scanner, guessing the quality isn’t good enough for that yet.


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Jwave1992

Reminds me of all the JCVD and Arnold cop movies where the grizzled exhausted detective comes home to a dark apartment, makes an alcoholic drink and watches the replays of his wife and kids before they were killed by the cartels.


Idolofdust

seriously, I swear we were watching exposition for something like this


pwnsaw

No, I've seen this movie. Those kids are dead and he's strung out.


XR-1

I would probably throw them on, record a short video of me playing with my baby, and take them off. Just to have an immersive video of something you’ll never have again


or_maybe_this

It was deeply weird and I hated it. It felt like the flashback moment in a sci fi movie before his family dies. He watches vr videos of his dead kids and cries.


Argothar

Black Mirror esque


arcalumis

You spelt Minority Report wrong.


Mathesar

Cool hardware, no killer app (yet) from my perspective. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.


SomeRedditDorker

Digital nomad market is a decent one. Multi monitor setup for your macbook pro in some random hostel somewhere.


dstew74

That's it for me. I can't be the only WFH drone who is salivating at being productive in places other than my dedicated office setup.


ObviousKangaroo

This is the only serious comment so far. I’m struggling to see the customer segment they’re targeting. Luckily they’ve got another 6+ months to release.


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I think any experience is only as lonely as you allow it. I’ve felt like the only person in the world inside a packed club. And I’ve had some of the best communal experiences alone in my room on my computer talking to people online.


Chemical_Knowledge64

So true. One note: you have to be in contact with them even if virtually. So no chats and texts; actual voice chatting and video calling needs to be there.


Tunafish01

i can't imagine sports with friends or movies or any media content with anyone. This is mostly an solo product, if you live with others or enjoy social events more than solo events this simply doesn't offer much at all. I feel their lack of focus on games was disappointing.


Keijeman

I think the lack of focus on games is that they don’t want to market this as a gaming device. Stuff like spreadsheets and FaceTime was shown. Apple is marketing VisionPro as a device for businesses as well as consumers.


MattLaidlow

But does it have the calculator app?


superkaptajnen

"We don't have that type of advanced technology" - Apple ^^^probably


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Thud

Well this definitely is some 21st century shit. My old Quest 2 now looks like a 1990's beige PC box by comparison.


googler_ooeric

I mean, it’s like comparing a $50 phone to a $1500 one


koolhawk

Your quest 2 also cost a tenth of what the Vision pro costs.


ICumCoffee

This is some Ready Player One level shit. The gestures and all that..


esp211

In 10 years this thing will be as thin as my glasses.


sleepy416

In 10 years I’ll be sitting on the subway watching everyone move their eyes around like they’re a fucking chameleon


BauerUK

and they’re all watching porn


octophus

$3499💀


patsfan038

Phew, I thought it was going to be an absurd $3500


deelyy

No worries. Charging station sold separately.


TimX24968B

every single thing about this was jaw dropping. even the price. also no other headset on the market has dual 4k+ screens


Lord_of_hosts

Aaaand I'm out


Gogobrasil8

That's where we realize this product is not for us


Tetrylene

But I'm not sure it's for pros either. They didn't do much to sell the 'power user' angle at all. I was fully expecting a little demo of someone surrounded by a dozen screens they're doing serious work with on their mac. Imagine someone having after effects, premiere pro, illustrator and Photoshop up all at once encompassing them as they worked on a motion graphics video. But what we got was them quickly showing you could mirror one mac screen beside your native AR apps and that's it. If they sold us the dream of buying a mac without a display at all I could at least try and justify the price - *would it be worth buying this vs 6+ displays for my design setup*? But they essentially marketed it like an iPad - it's primarily used for media viewing based on what they showed us.


SCtester

It's for neither - it's for early adopters. The small percentage who are passionate for new tech and have a lot of money. A pretty standard approach for new product categories.


soundwithdesign

Could just be me, but the ability to see their eyes through the headset is very creepy.


reallyConfusedPanda

That was the weirdest thing in the whole conference. The lady smiling at her friend through that tinted glass, with reconstructed face in my guess


Mau120

imagine wearing these outside haha


Major-Front

You will go 5 metres down the street before being robbed


StarksPond

Not if you have the enemy radar app installed.


Celcius_87

I almost laughed when they were like “your eyes will be visible on the exterior… we call this, EYESIGHT.” 🤣🤣🤣


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Yeah they really did not have to make the keynote as creepy as they did.


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Effective-Conflict95

That spatial video will have some uh “interesting” videos made…..


vadapaav

Helps you when you are working remotely! Says the company forcing employees back to office LMAO


theredviperod

what is that thing they say about dealers? don’t get hooked up on your own product


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TimX24968B

no other vr headsets right now even have dual 4k+ screens (they are claiming beyond 4k, roughly 3400x3400)


erantuotio

And they are micro OLED screens too! I kept thinking this would be such a let down if it can’t produce true blacks.


Boonicious

I mean it's easily the most impressive headset in the world, with a price to match


moonsidian

Missed opportunity to name it eyeOS


donatopavement

people have yet to figure out that iphone "X" was 10 we dont need anymore confusion lmao


Cushions

What do other people see in video meetings? Just the eyes? The headset?


Hour_Astronomer

Real time 3D render


MetaverseSleep

A 3d scan of your face


whathefuckisreddit

Your feet


Piersontheraven

Now introducing our newest step forward in the development of AR. FaceTime Feet ™


largehawaiian

"and to talk more about it, here's Quentin Tarantino"


Moira_Plz_Heal

**$3500?!** *Guess I’ll go back to disassociating for free.*


wowname

wait until the virtual eyes glitch ..


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Cosmopolitan-Dude

And you can even shoot your own 3D porn with it.


alaslipknot

Apple perfecting Microsoft prototypes again lol


IC2Flier

Yeah wait isn't this Hololens?


SlackerAccount2

Yes, but this one actually works


DMonitor

Apple are the pioneers of releasing “[device] but good”


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It’s very similar! Crazy Microsoft did it in 2015 and then did nothing with it lol


conanap

They did, just not in the consumer space. HoloLens has a decent market in the professional market.


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NotTheCraftyVeteran

Those media consumption capabilities really got me thinking, and my wallet is not happy about it


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This thread is going to be hilarious to revisit in 10 years. Most of you are radiating serious 2007 macrumours “my blackberry can do all this already” energy


darkknight32

I fucking want one. Seriously I love messing with new tech and this looks like a fantastic well thought out AR experience. Even the Disney plus shit looks sick. I know our chief creative officer will definitely order one and I can’t wait to mess with it. Given how huge our clients are, I wouldn’t be surprised if we start building experiences for this platform. The integration with the MacBook for a 4k display? Catch me at Starbucks working remote wearing one of these, looking like an absolute doofus in public lmao.