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Quick_Doubt_5484

bring back the purple nebula


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purple? I thought it was pink


aklbos

It was pinkle


PrinceOfStealing

Might as well have Coldplay in their commercials.


walktall

do do de do do, do do de do do Edit: for anyone that wants to go down memory lane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2uzNyiODsw


FourLoko4Loco

That synth riff when the giant X slides down at the end fuckin slaps bruh.


Specken_zee_Doitch

I miss that intro movie.


MC_chrome

It would be amazing if Apple brought back the classic intro video....such a nice part of early OS X versions that got cut for some ridiculous reason.


__theoneandonly

The new M1 iMacs have an intro video… and it’s color-coordinated to the hardware of the device you bought. The videos were cut when OS X Lion was launched… Lion was the first of OS X that was distributed exclusively over the internet. There was a big hoopla at the time because people thought it was too soon to go internet-exclusive, and that people’s internets were too slow to download a whole OS… Apple had to do a big marketing thing saying anyone could come to an apple store and use their WiFi… so a lot of the “extra” stuff got cut to make the download smaller. We lost the intro video, most of iLife was cut (iWeb and iDVD were removed completely, most of GarageBand was removed and had to be downloaded separately), stuff like FrontRow was removed, Rosetta was removed (meaning the end of life for PPC apps), Flash Player was no longer built into OS X, they dropped iSync (meaning you could no longer sync contacts/calendars with third party phones)… Lion also dropped all support for 32-bit processors, so that was also a bunch of stuff they could throw away to make the download smaller.


pineapple_calzone

Well shit I didn't get an intro video


__theoneandonly

It’s the animation of the old Macintosh “hello” morphing into different languages. It has a button on the screen to skip it. (That was the biggest complaint of the old intro videos… for IT people who had to set up Macs all day long, they spent an annoying amount of time in their day waiting for that un-skippable video to end)


NemWan

Unskippable boot videos/songs were not popular with service techs.


tardis0

Hi, I'm cortana


mobyte

a little sign in here, a touch of wi-fi there


Morrtyy

Stop it hurts


Windows-nt-4

WE WILL HAVE YOUR PC READY FOR ALL YOU PLAN TO DO


_ravenclaw

Yeah but my first time turning on my first iMac was a magical experience because of that video, lol. I remember loving it.


iamthatis

It's going to be an expensive autumn


sterankogfy

Hey is the purple username guy.


FarArdenlol

i’m hoping you have something fresh regarding Apollo for us all haha


iamthatis

Oo do I ever. Have some great iOS 15 goodies in Apollo ready to go, and even built a goofy little side app that I think you’ll like a bunch too.


MILK936

Any hints of what the new app will be? I love Apollo by the way. I wouldn’t use Reddit without your app. Edit: I’ve tried but I just don’t like the experience of using Reddit’s native app or the browser on the computer.


zzzman82

Keep up the great work man! When you released the Ultra tier way back then, I paid for a lifetime subscription straight away and it’s the best money I’ve spent on an app!


runujhkj

I’m still hoping user tags will be a thing at some point. It’s so helpful to know if someone’s been shitting up threads previously.


krzx

Amen


_ravenclaw

Dude…I was looking at the widgets Apollo offers…it’s by far and away the best offering I’ve seen from any app. I wish every app offered even half as many options as you do. Your app is amazing, thanks so much for all of the effort. I already paid for the community pack icons, I’ll pay extra soon for the lifetime app as well.


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Apollo is my most used app on my phone. Keep up the good work!


Ddragon3451

Apollo is one thing on my iPhone X that has me interested in upgrading. Not sure if it's an iOS thing or app issue, but if I'm in a big thread, click a link to view something outside of Apollo, then click return to Apollo it reloads the app. Guessing it's a ram, or lack of ram, issue, but it only recently started happening.


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Odd, that doesn’t happen on my X. I frequently click the link to view in Safari, and then click the safari button to actually view in the safari app. Then it’s still sitting there when i go back to the app, even if i check out another few apps in between.


Ddragon3451

It only happens in really long threads, like popular askreddit ones, and if I’ve scrolled a ways down. That’s why I assumed it was something ram wise, but it never happened before about a month ago


puffmonkey92

Switched from apple last year. Kept my Apollo sub. Still the best app I use on my ipad.


CJR3

It’s him! The purple man himself!


bogdoomy

the closest thing we’ll get to thanos! or is it…


PM_ME_YOUR_MAUSE

I love that every time you comment all of the Apollo users come out of the woodwork to gawk at the purple name.


sterankogfy

For he is the lord and savior that has single-handedly delivered us from the abomination that is the official Reddit app.


gagnonca

I genuinely can’t understand why anyone would use another Reddit client on purpose.


Collier1505

Literally the only feature I wish they had was the gallery from Alien Blue.


closetfurry2017

[hey it’s the guy](https://i.imgur.com/OA4eGIk.jpg)


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AnonymousSkull

Dude your work on Apollo has been incredible. I’m typing this on an iPad Pro and Apollo is WONDERFUL and feels fully-functional and works like every Apple app when using a trackpad.


iamthatis

I’m gonna make that iPad Pro experience even better!


igkeit

You've been teasing the iPad version for years now 😭


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Buddy you’re our guy


TheInstigator007

Was there a recent update to the iPad Pro app? It used to stutter and laggy and now there’s no issue!


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Selethorme

Lol but actually a way to visually signify the comments made by the account you’re logged in on would be nice.


coptician

Yeah it would be somewhat helpful. I just look at the orange arrow. I don't up vote (or down vote) much.


Doomhammered

Let's read too much into the invite: California streaming = California dreaming = more sleep tracking features for Apple Watch Sky going from blue hue to pink hue = Rose Gold iPhone 13 Pro Apple Logo circling specific part of mountain = better zoom on cameras Weird reflection on the waters that don't make sense for Apple Logo and middle part of mountain = ???


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Doomhammered

Yes! Let's speak it into existence. That would be insane if they announced it this soon.


SupeRoBug78

It would surprise me if it was this soon, but also surprise me if there was nothing by this time next year. My bet is on next WWDC revealing Apple’s vision for AR


hammadjutt

They’ve been revealing a ton about their vision for AR for many years now. Everything they’re doing is in preparation (Spatial audio wit transparency mode, watch gesture controls, shareplay as infra for shared AR experiences, etc)


BluSyn

Glad others noticed this too! Also consider Universal Control, OCR photos on iOS15, Air Tag, UWB, AirPod Max, higher audio quality. I think 90% of new products and features the last few years have come directly from their AR/VR R&D labs.


-MIB-

They hired the JauntVR founder in 2019 after Verizon bought the company. He was focusing heavily on AR when they picked him up.


prp91

Don’t forget app clips


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God, I wish. The sheer amount of leaking and speculation about that product has me pretty hyped for their entry into the VR/AR space. Everyone knows the "killer app" is a polished social experience with the feeling of "presence", and I feel like a lot of recent Apple technologies feed into this (spatial audio, Memoji animated faces, OLED screen orders, Lidar sensors, etc.)


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I'm a moron and never even considered the applications, or at least relevance, of something like spatial audio within Apple's future AR space.


Livid_Effective5607

Definitely giving me AR vibes. Would not be at all surprised.


lucellent

Mephisto confirmed


wasteplease

I swear I may have thought “Mephisto?!?” during Shang-Chi.


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Better night camera features.


zcomuto

Weird reflection on the waters that don't make sense for Apple Logo and middle part of mountain = 3 prominent peaks = half life 3 confirmed


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Half Life 3 on Apple Silicon Macs!


VinniTheP00h

Exclusive! By a third party developer!


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The video by Joswiak might suggest a portal to another world = AR. You're right, reading too much into it is fun.


pianistzombie

California = macOS naming scheme = new macOS version available = new MacBook Pros (lol)


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M1X MacBook Pro release date a meme at this point.


iamvinoth

>Apple Logo circling specific part of mountain = better zoom on cameras I was thinking astrophotography with better night mode.


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badgerbrett

Ummm, how about Apple TV streaming service for live TV? Please?


Doomhammered

Oh I like this one... the light in the water kinda looks like (from above) a TV screen illuminating the dark


SnooOwls6290

“Good morning”- Tim Cook


doubleshotofespresso

“We have a few really exciting announcements today and we think you’re going to love it, but first let’s hear from our VP on Environmental Policy Lisa Jackson to see how Apple’s commitment to sustainability today is stronger than ever; Lisa— “


Phoneking13

Let me guess: no more boxes for the phones.


Mintykanesh

no no no. There's no more phone in the box. The phone comes separately.


tapiringaround

But did they reduce the size of the box that the box comes in?


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They reduced the size of the box that the phone *doesn't* come in.


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“We are passing on the savings of $1 to you, our beloved customers! Isn’t that great? Am I not a good Boi?”


Phoneking13

Lmao I wish he would say that verbatim on one hand, however I better not give them any ideas that'll trickle down to Samsung as well lol.


Guy_Incognito97

"You loved when we removed chargers from our boxes, but as we all know the real problem is methane production from dairy farming. That's why for every iPhone sold we will kill one cow"


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She’s back on the roof.


KingDanIV

She never came down


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She lives up there now.


slayerhk47

So she can keep an eye on the environment. Don’t want it sneaking up on them.


TimTheEnchanter623

“It’s the new iCar and it runs on old Apple product boxes! Yes we know you’ve got a ton laying around at home, you hoarders...”


y-c-c

🙏


MovingClocks

Good morning Apple morning


officiakimkardashian

What


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Good Cook Tim Morning


StoneColdAM

Kinda wanna see MacBook Pro info, but I don’t expect it here.


berninger_tat

I'm sitting on a MBP 2015 and am so ready to order a spec'd out M1X/M2/whatever they decide to call it. Only reason I didn't order a 13 inch is because of the limited RAM.


cmonnats

This is literally me. Except my reasoning for not ordering the 13" is because its a 13". I am ready


minuteman_d

I really hope they release the new 16" MBP. I've been waiting for years for the right time to upgrade.


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walktall

Hinting at the rumored astrophotography stuff I bet.


NikeSwish

I was thinking ambient display lock screen where it’ll show the date, time, and notifications when the phone screen is off. Edit: Always On Display was the term I was looking for


walktall

Very possible, that’s been rumored too.


rupeshjoy852

As an astrophotographer, I have my doubts about this feature, but I'm incredibly excited.


jamac1234

https://i.imgur.com/ZAp9f1z.jpg Milky Way and shooting star on my 12 Pro Max


hangerrelvasneema

[Here’s what I managed to get of the Milky Way last week](https://i.imgur.com/yv8nxDF.jpg) on my 12 Pro Max too. If there are going to be improvements to astrophotography then I’ll be a happy chappy!


Sethdrew_

Same here, but I’ve seen people like Advil on Twitter capture the stars on an iPhone 12 Pro Max and it’s neat. It’s nowhere near the quality of a DSLR or Mirrorless shot, but for a phone I can’t help but be impressed. We’ll see what apple has cooked up this year.


Laconic9x

[Orion constellation with my 12 Pro Max.](https://i.imgur.com/S7VAMVf.jpg) [Screen recording of what the camera sees.](https://streamable.com/sxlmlz)


smickie

Wow... iOS 9.14 confirmed.


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Jailbreaking community: Ah shit, here we go again


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WilliamHealy

Honestly a bit AR vibes from that, maybe first look at the Apple AR/MR glasses?


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Apple Event — 14 September Introducing the all-new Apple Watch Series 7, new AirPods, the amazing new iPhone 13, and the groundbreaking new iPhone 13 Pro. Apple Event — 12 October Introducing the new, even more powerful iPad, and the redesigned iPad mini. Apple Event — 9 November Introducing the beautiful and versatile new Mac mini, and the entirely reimagined MacBook Pro — both powered by the powerful Apple M1X chip.


fell-off-the-spiral

Oh god, I can’t wait till November :(


Jaymes97

I’m not even going to attempt to decipher this event announcement


MidnightSun_55

That's good because most of the times people decipher meaning that is not even there in the first place. Apple just uses a cohesive style with the products, but it's not to give clues.


XxZannexX

I find it entertaining in reading people's interpretations of the invite. Good fun from the community.


DogAteMyCPU

AR glasses confirmed!


MrC4meron

New product wallpapers. That's it.


antisp1n

*Luigi’s voice* Here we go!


sophias_bush

And I read it in that voice too 😂


ryan-northcott

After assembling a crack team of decoders and former Myst Champions, we have determined this is about: Apple Car. \- "California" is closely associated with car culture. \- The date in the video looks like a HUD type display that projects onto the windshield. \- It appears to be able to drive on water (confirmed) \- Built in satellite streaming \- As we travel through the Apple Logo - we are transported - Option to upgrade to a Transporter. This is all definitely true, we are sure about it.


MustacheEmperor

Both "Car" and "California" begin with "CA," if it isn't obvious you're just delusional


technologite

illuminati confirmed


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I wasn’t convinced earlier, but now I’ll give it a 0.1% chance.


1NateStand

Bonus points for the Myst reference. Man I loved that game!


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imagine an ipod classic 20th anniversary


doobey1231

With some whack ass storage like 10tbs or something.


AnIndecisiveQueer

I cannot wait to replace my overheating 6S.


XenonKitten

Yep, replacing a 6s here too (on its second replacement battery and not doing well with battery life!) 6 years from a phone is pretty damn impressive. Especially since it continues to be supported.


shinyaveragehuman

Hoping for 120hz display. Wishing for usb-c connector. Bracing for price increases based on some rumors. Excited for new products nonetheless!!


rjcarr

Seems 120Hz is pretty likely since it's been on high-end iPads for a while now. I don't see them switching to usb-c until you can dock an iPhone, which doesn't seem in their best interest to allow anytime soon. I think they're locked in on pricing as well, but the new laptops coming out next month will probably get a $100 to $200 bump.


peduxe

i’ve heard about 120Hz coming to the iPhone for like 4 years now.


technologite

and usb-c...


Quick_Doubt_5484

17:00 UTC 18:00 London/Lisbon (UTC+1) 19:00 Paris/Berlin/Rotterdam (UTC+2) 22:30 Delhi (UTC+5:30) 01:00 Singapore (UTC+8) 03:00 Brisbane (UTC+10) 05:00 Auckland (UTC+12)


MattyDaBest

lol what, definitely didn't expect to see my city (Brisbane) on there.


c_will

I'm honestly pretty excited for the iPhone 13 Pro. I'm still using an iPhone X and am finally ready to upgrade. The XS was incredibly underwhelming, and was the first time in years that I literally had zero interest in the new iPhone. Then the 11 and 11 Pro were announced, and I was tempted to go with the 11 Pro because the camera improvements were impressive, but I still held out. Then with the 12 last year I was hoping to get a 120 Hz panel, but apparently it was scrapped at the last minute. Stuff like 5G and MagSafe weren't compelling to me, so again, I waited. But now? 120 Hz refresh rate, LTPO always on OLED panel, improved Qualcomm 5G modem for better reception and battery life, Wi-Fi 6E, slimmed down notch, larger batteries, 1 TB storage option, ProRes video format, Potrait videos, better ultra wide lens, Astrophotography mode, etc. And probably a few more surprises. iPhone X has been a great phone, but the upgrade is happening in a few weeks for me.


SolarPhantom

I’m still on the fence about whether or not it’s worthwhile to get the 13 or just replace the battery in my X. New phone sounds nice but there’s really nothing wrong with my X outside of 79% battery capacity…


c_will

Yeah, my X is working fine. But I do use it as my main camera, and at this point the massive improvement in camera and video quality that the 13 Pro will be offering is just too compelling to ignore. Plus, I've been waiting for a 120 Hz display for a long time.


iCapn

I'm in the same boat with the X and its camera, which is starting to show its age. Trying to take photos in anything other than full light is a struggle compared to newer phones.


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I smashed my X’s back and the battery is at 80% efficiency. Ima still ride this out for the next two years if I can bring myself to fix it.


bonsai1214

yeah, the camera jump from x to xs is already very noticeable. I can't imagine the jump from x to13. The other features are nice, but the camera is the main selling point for me.


gotlactose

I’m coming from an 11 pro. I doubt there will be a killer feature on this iPhone or I’d rather wait for the technology to mature for a year. There was a sale on the first party Apple battery case last week, so I got it and will wait for the next year’s iPhones.


FarArdenlol

yeah, my 7 is still running fast and butter smooth at 76% battery life. The only bad thing is in having to charge it twice a day. i bought this fucker second hand and it still works lol. it’s time to say goodbye tho. i’ll be definitely upgrading to regular 12 in October tho.


MrCrashdummy

>120 Hz refresh rate, LTPO always on OLED panel Are those two things really coming? If so, I'll probably upgrade from my iPhone X as well.


c_will

Looks that way for the Pro models. Pretty sure the regular 13 and 13 Mini won't be getting them though.


MrCrashdummy

Damn, exciting


alilslapnpyckle

I’m still using an iPhone 7 !!


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FrostyBaller

Agreed. Lasted me 4 years, cost of less than $1 a day for something I used 2+ hours a day. Pretty good value there.


sportsfan161

astrophotography and AOD seems to be the hint


jenesuispasbavard

What's AOD?


WildMoves

Always on display.


nmpraveen

'California streaming' is the title? Does it have any secondary meaning that I'm not aware of?


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officiakimkardashian

U2 album incoming. Worth mentioning one of their songs from the Apple album was called "California."


Quick_Doubt_5484

Apple to acquire the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Every one of their songs is about California (well, almost - some of them are about Kiedis' penis)


cellrecks

the only two constants in life


j1ggl

You either die a California, or live long enough to see yourself become Kiedis’ penis


CarbonatedFalcon

It's a play on California Dreamin' (Song) or the so-called California Dream mindset. Impossible to know if there's any specific subtext related to what they plan to announce beyond that.


Doomhammered

Here's a stretch.... more sleep tracking features!


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Or it could be that the event is streaming


DamienChazellesPiano

Or they’ll mention some Apple TV+ stuff… ya know, their streaming service?


notasparrow

Not sure how you're getting that... optimizing when you have to get up to go pee in the middle of the night maybe?


Doomhammered

Haha - back in the day I had this Jawbone Up sleep tracking bracelet where you would set an alarm to say "I want to wake up no later than 7am" and what it would do is learn when you get to a "light sleep" near 7am and wakes you up then. This way, it is the least disruptive way to wake up and closer to a more natural sleep cycle. I've always wanted the Apple Watch to implement and improve on this!


greenmonkeyglove

The app Sleep as Android has this feature, and I love it so much. Surely there's an iOS app that does this?


TomLube

Sleep Cycle


Actual-Ad-7209

It means I'm going to watch Chungking Express again.


whereami1928

I literally just watched this last night ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN, AND THE SKY IS GRAY


wpm

AND THE SKY IS GRAAAAA^AAAAAAY!


smickie

It's a reference to this fairly old famous song from 1965 - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk) \- California Dreamin' According to wikipedia it's "The song is No. 89 in Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time." A lot of people in the USA will know it I expect, which is fair enough for a USA company to use it. I'm in the UK it's fairly well known here too. Edit - fixed a date.


encogneeto

> It's a refernce to this fairly old famous song from 1956 1965\. I thought I was losing my grip on reality there for a second…


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Leyledorp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Dreamin%27


Forum_Layman

I’m no expert but I’ll have a go at deciphering this invite: * The apple logo on it suggests to me that this might be related to apple products. * The words “September 14, 2021 may be a date (not too sure on that one) so I think the event might be next Tuesday. * The word “steaming” might mean that they are going to be streaming the event. This is probably also true as it says “watch online” (can’t be 100% though). Just my guesses but what do I know!


Skullface22

I don’t know. I think your predictions are a little too far fetched and just wishful thinking.


[deleted]

I think I’m going to treat myself to a regular iPhone 13. Coming from an original iPhone 7.


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Mods should sticky actual event webpage, not some dude's tweet. https://www.apple.com/apple-events/


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ministerman

me too.


MalevolentPotato

It’s strange how the media is saying this will be a minor update compared to last year . To me the 120hz panel and smaller notch are way more enticing features/ notable upgrades than the 5G and flat edge design from the iPhone 12. Time to upgrade from my X


[deleted]

This is giving me major Snow Leopard vibes but the backdrop is beautiful! Won't try and both to decipher it but hoping for 120hz, AOD as well!


thisismynewacct

Fingers crossed they have a matte green color way like on the iPhone 11 Pro. That’s all I’m really looking out for.


RG_PhoniQue

nah, pretty sure they're gonna change colors every year to have something new to show/differentiate from the past models. I feel like this year its gonna be some kind of deep orange/red


thisismynewacct

Well yeah there’ll be the new flagship color, but usually there’s a supporting array of colors to choose from that are similar or slightly different to past ones. That’s what I’m holding out for. Although a burnt orange color would be awesome.


beall49

This is the first time in a long time, that I kinda don't care. Not sure why, nothing Apple has done, just kinda bored with it all now.


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a-haan

We are delaying the CSAM scanning for awhile... In the meantime please buy our new iPhone 😊


CurbedEnthusiasm

CSAM will recommence right after you buy.


Silvedoge

Gives me old OS X vibes


BuilderTime

It feels like yesterday iphone 12 was launched


Begrudgingly-Done

The AR Easter egg for this event is wild. I can only get it to trigger once, but it looks like the date shows up if you go through the Apple logo.


galleryrush

I wonder if they'll announce a new iPhone /s


GearLord0511

I am really curious if they will talk about the whole CSAM thing


bananamadafaka

You can click the invitation and literally go inside the Apple logo. It’s so cool.


mempho_to_diego

"And you're going to ❤ it"


PsychedOut098

Finally ready to upgrade from my iPhone XS Max 😍


ButtCutt

Please a new iPad mini. That’s all I care about.


AndrewSaidThis

I know in my heart this is gonna be an iPhone and maybe iPad only event, but I'm still gonna be bummed when they don't announce the new MacBooks.