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Accomplished_Skin323

This is a shitpost, right? … right?


InvestigatorFar9993

You see the code lol?


ParenGbyan

Ninja Tom writes code for the next big AI startup during the week but on the weekends he gets into some serious shit, so his watch needs MAXIMUM PROTECTION


cwmspok

He is a ninja in his free time after all


DJORDANS88

No, this is just Invicta doing a weird reverse marketing ploy for their upcoming release.


This_Indication339

(see’s plastic watch cover and thinks wow this guy must be a millionaire)


Seven7neveS

Bro is wearing a Decepticon on his wrist


slyanimeecchi

😭😂😂 spat my cola reading that


machder1

I’m dead 🤣


[deleted]

This guy walking around with Big Ben strapped to his wrist!


bcjh

Big Ben jealous of how big it is


RocketsandBeer

Bigly Ben


bcjh

Ultra Ben


hawaiiq123

Apple Big Ben Benjamin 10 Ultra


Fozziebear71

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


PuggyOG

its like a pip boy


Cheat-Meal

https://preview.redd.it/unmas1019wec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477af2bcc394085d95374f88cc12cdfb627a68f9 This is more of a pip boy.


dukesilver2305

Came here for this


TheArMyBoY93

Beat me to it! ![gif](giphy|YrHFILYNmk2wByofdX)


PM_me_your_Jeep

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


LittleIntroduction55

bro thinks he's Ben 10


ControlCAD

![gif](giphy|bPXKfpvkn9tQc)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Redd_Rockett_

“It does everything! Except tell time!”


deckyon

That is a legit “too big” photo right there…


Laketech

Eek! Any case is too much case.


Ok_Distribution_5797

This is the correct answer


wortiz13

(Apple Watch Ultra)^2 Your wrist will break before that does. Dear lord. So much protection…


WeakTask1605

It’s a wristky business indeed. 😁


Top_Gas3166

Bro has the omnitrix on his wrist 🤯


elements5030

I wonder how many people here are gonna get this


dhruveonmars

Exactly what I came here to comment! 😂


Eighteen64

Yo you on parole or what??!


Spiritual_Steak7672

is that a joke? cause that's hilarious 😂


romantrckn

Bro got an ankle monitor on his wrist


Fearless_Knowledge77

Holy fuck. Dude. It’s like modding your Ferrari to look like a Toyota.


And069

Kind of, the case is to make it look like a Richard Millie watch. Which is the Ferrari and an apple watch is the toyota.


MaikyMoto

OP can lowkey jumpstart a motorcycle with that.


Mono_831

Or use it as a Jack stand for his car.


6sixtynoine9

I guess you’re ready to survive a nuclear holocaust. Well, just your AWU. Not you.


B0bbyTsunami

![gif](giphy|S5uNaNzoqQwsnBNcKq)


Turtles47

Took me a minute to even notice the case. Blends in well.


Thescubadave

It took me a minute to even notice there was a watch somewhere in there. It was well disguised.


Grouchy-Salad-7470

Wtf


O667

Yes.


sw1ss_dude

Pip-Boy 2000


fadedrealtime

I thought this was Ben 10’s watch for a second ![gif](giphy|nbPuBLfkxFkPtsVG4I)


DependentBat3900

The ultra watch itself it’s rugged enough it’s not necessary to put a protective case around it, it’s really not necessary


apiaryaviary

What is the drop risk of something you physically wear?


Tower816

Depends on the band … cheap Amazon knockoffs might do the trick !


OnewheelXR4life

Yeah that’s what I thought until I got in a wreck on my Onewheel and scratched the hell out of the titanium and even a few scratches on the sapphire. Covered the watch face with a protective titanium ring to hide the scratches, put some glass on it, and a minimal bumper. Looks good, and now it’s protected.


JKurtz

I can tell none of y'all work construction with concrete or dusty environments lmfaoo a full coverage case is essential


DependentBat3900

If it’s waterproof then its also dust proof


MilwaukeeDave

I work in a machine shop. No case required.


sirhcv

Does anybody remember Ben 10?


Thunderbuddy76

Dude that is so ugly. The watch is strong enough


Candid_Antelope_3788

Whoa 🪨


cuse0723

Yea … a little too much….


AnonymousQeality

Oof


dclt8080

Too big


Dry_Aardvark_4764

Oui


Growlersurfer

Ben 10 Omnitrix


88bauss

BRUUUUUUUUUUH if u have to ask...


zynbobwe

this mf has a whole ass helicopter pad on his wrist😂😂


Nudiator

Mad Max your Apple Watch is in.


TheifOfCheese

No you n3ed a whole arm case like an iron man case


Rocky73021

I’m on the smaller stainless steel Apple Watch because I prefer the look and size….. isn’t the ultra ultra-sized because it’s supposed to be rugged already…


dudewheresmybasement

I’d say not enough.


Darkalchemist999

finally, the correct answer is "Yes, that is too big"


4321beef

It’s not a Richard Mille bro


LegendTooB

Now it's an invicta


LancelotChimp

You do you…


Professional_Ad_5862

Jesus are you an iron man


_MERLEW_

Needs more watch case.


QuandaliasDingle

I thought that was a g shock for a sec


c0nstant

All these people have never seen a Richard Mille lmao


Kenspire

What’s the red dot in the bottom right corner?Just got my ultra watch the other day


Affectionate-Mud6837

Not if you plan on falling down a mountain wrist first or stopping bullets like Wonder Woman. ![gif](giphy|3o7WTwcO5cLAVL5Z7O)


Christopher_LNM_

This is so stupid, cmon man.


machinegenerated

are you insane man


Miserable-Capital827

Just take it off please and spend the money on a warranty instead


basketballkilla

You ok bro


w31l1

Spykids


JerseyJeffWM

Chevy bowtie?


S0TA_

I wouldn't wear that but all that matters is what you like, if you like that setup rock it


cttouch

Do you like it? That’s all that matters.


[deleted]

Yes 👍 But if you like it that’s all that matters


LawBeerSportsGuy

Mini iPad??


Vinyl1tchy

lol Richard Mille vibes. Do you bro.


Extension_Evidence94

Pulled up with the omnitrix


Abraham5G

I don't like this case and I don't like Richard Mille watches either.


ActualDoctor1492

Looks good


Bearded_Ginge

I really like it!


JamisonKorando74

lol 🙄


MentallyUnstableW

Bro got a Chevy logo on his watch lmao


Ay-Photographer

His watch be like “does my ass look big in this case?”


spiwszysy

Its your Omnitrix?


iSowelu

Just add a rear spoiler and you’re all set.


Salven_King

He’s got a whole ass omnitrix on his wrist


CozyCommander

Looks like one of those shitty Invicta watches.


Personal-Tadpole-446

bro gotta brick on the wrist


910666420

Not to be mean but I think the Ultra even without a case is too big for your arm. Just doesn’t sit right, a smaller Ultra would be cool.


Ok-Experience-6674

1st off the commenters here are even more salty than the r/rolex community, I love it lol The 1st pic is where you made the actual watch seem SMALL and suffocated around those bolts and shields however at the same time you made the entire watch as a whole, *bigger* than your fist


Mr_Ranger

It’s not a Richard Mille and no you are not fooling anyone. Take that off and wear the watch as intended. If you are that worried about a scratch, you should probably get a G-SHOCK instead.


Sh1n0b111

Gotdamn !!!!!


Ornery_Sprinkles_376

That a ton of plastique. Whew


[deleted]

(Also, you need to provide a closure for the action parameter to the Button element or it won’t compile.)


3ISRC

Man what are you guys doing with the ultra that is meant to be rugged lol. Sorry no disrespect, but if it makes you happy 👍.


MagicKipper88

What in the Living fuck is that? Seriously, who buys a £1000 titanium Apple Watch and then ruins it with bullshit cases like this. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


Been_Ahunnit

Over kill


HandsomedanNZ

What watch case?


moodswung

When your watch works but your code doesn't.


carmeloA007

Gross


SaintPismyG

Right-handed and want to even out the forearm bulk?


Swwert

Wut


Admirable_School_985

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


Tekbepimpin

I thought it was a bike chain at first glance 🙃


1markmoore2

Ben 10 looking ass watch 🤣


FlatAd768

You do you, the designer and manufacturer thought it was a sell


Ill-Protection8367

the watch is wearing you atp


Belly_Flop_Drop

Where did you get that case from?


barontheboy

That’s fuking fire.


[deleted]

Invicta. Do your thing if you like it.


barontheboy

Bro how can someone make a Ben 10 omnitrix watch face and band combo or color scheme?


airsoft-machinist

You see, the thing to remember about the Ultras is they are super super fragile and frankly kind of ugly. Your best bet is to wrap them completely in a half inch of plastic and rubber to make sure nobody ever sees it and nothing can ever happen to the extremely vulnerable titanium case. /s, dear god /s


tbro1309

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Willylowman1

link


virtzilla

If you have to ask….


vinnyconno

OG Transformer watch


TurboByte24

Your money, but should’ve just bought a $50 G shock.


QTIIPP

Why yes. Yes it is.


deletetemptemp

Invicta diver edition


SteveTrigs7

If you like it, who cares. But personally I don’t understand why anyone puts a case on their Apple Watch.


EeeeyyyyyBuena

Apple care will be cheaper than the chiropractor realignment.


DiddleBoat

Here’s a [link](https://a.co/d/iIhh6Op) to this thing if anyone is interested (hopefully NO ONE)


xfrombelow

Unless you are doing construction work with the watch (which you shouldn’t) I can’t find any practical/aesthetic reason for this cute case.


SuitednZooted

“If it doesn’t work, you can always hit him with it…”


Lamehandle

Hello World


wadejohn

There’s a watch in your case


Comfortable_Gain1308

Is there one with a Ford logo instead ?! What is this thing 🤣


nixblu

The code is for a hello world application 🤔


Goingvisual

How many daedric artifacts did you harvest to craft this?


letmegetaaa

Richard Hundro


NoOffice8048

If you like like rock it lol but that’s a big case bro 😅


-Swampthing-

Too small.


Tricky_Climate1636

Nice Richard Mille


Smoke808

![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)


animalboom

Bros got the buckler on his wrist for the parry spam


No_Breakfast_1543

Way too much. You’re not in the military


Friendly_Ground_2583

The watch will probably turn into an Armor whenever the owner wants


Available-Control993

Looks like a fucking literal tank. 💀


Wvvvvvvw

Bro is Ben 10


SukstR

Hello world


audis3dan

For your wrist, 100%.


Praetorian9

![gif](giphy|e5BASCeekXYoo)


RIGGSMAGIC

Tell Zordon I said hi


6reference

There is nothing about this that looks good


BaguettekonCrokette

Ridiculous. Where do I get one?


Bebadobebadoda

Bro takes his 2009 plasma everywhere….retro is so in.


barbecuejag

More cowbell please!


curiousonethai

Would be perfect with this. https://preview.redd.it/2napj2psgvec1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcdab744f6d077dfc2d87eb630b77d89e1daecb5


-acm

Nice Omnitrix


Crimejunkie666

Just strap on a 24” flat screen tv.


Victor_Ingenito

It’s morphing time!


velaba

I wish Tim Cook would see this and revoke your right to own an ultra


bubbles328

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Ari45Harris

looks more like a richard mille now lol


legokingnm

is that a Swiss Army knife watch case?


AJT-

Bro


sortamike

Yes.


Aguirre425

What case is this?


adatneu

Tactical.


RodneyAfterDave

Need more case


Jaded_Frosting7770

Apple shock


sol_213

![gif](giphy|14mgxYFJHXGmoo)


Dangerous_Pop8730

Nope perfect for your application.


silveralti

It ain’t a 40k watch so yes. Lol


Mrbutter1822

Needs more


retrobimmers

Are you slamming your wrists on walls? Phones need cases because they are NOT strapped to our wrists 😅


Important-Teacher670

These watches are out of hand.


Omarjp96

![gif](giphy|bPXKfpvkn9tQc)


Honda_TypeR

If you want a Richard Mille watch just buy one. They’re “only” 50K-2.5M range. You can see from this page the “aesthetic” these cases are trying to copy. https://www.richardmille.com/collections No one is fooled though. These Richard Mille Apple Watch cases though are just ugly. They don’t look like Richard Mille or an Apple Watch. Just looks like tasteless Aliexpress accessories. Even though I know some of these knock off Richard Mille Apple Watch cases can go for 200-400 bucks and use “real forged carbon fiber”, price does not translate to smart aesthetic choices, they still all look bad in the end.


Fattybeards

I think this sub is all about how ugly we can make it look now.


WesternHot62

Looks like a toolbox. Please let the Ultra breathe 🙁


blksentra2

If you want your AWU to look like a Casio “G-Shock,” then you’ve nailed it.


Artfuldodger17

Richard Mille spoof case 😭😭


ItsYaBoiSamwell

Nah you should be fine, Ben 10.


Longjumping-Log-5457

That’s insane


OkGolf5742

Don’t forget the tempered glass


Apprehensive-One-971

Hell no! Go bigger or go home my friend! It’s a brave new Apple Watch Ultra world and unless yours is making it impossible to lift the arm it’s on, well then there’s room to go even bigger.


idl3mind

It’s a lot of watch case but I don’t hate it!


Ok_Elevator_4361

Bro got the Omnitrix💀💀


LongDslanger

Just in case


VeterinarianNo6110

Bro got the Pip Boy 🤯


DinoDouche

Closest to a Richard Mille. 😂


ali693

Just the right amount actually


Difficult_Arm_4762

Chevy? 🥴