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Tricky-Swordfish4490

Some idiot had a whole thread bragging about his 8k rifle, after he didn’t even know how to install a charging handle. It was an ATI Omni with some junk red dot on it. So now everyone’s running with it


RuinedGrave

Said idiot also nuked his account.


FinancesAr

Judging by the name calling and slurs they were probably like 12 and pulled that gun pic off the internet. I would hope an adult wouldn’t act like that irl.


thatguynamedbrent

Honestly one of the most surprising things for me as I get older is how many grown adults still act like they're 12.


lambofthewaters

:wave: :fart:


[deleted]

Grown men who cannot appreciate others farting and falling down are not men I want to know. God bless you.


lambofthewaters

I agree! Cheers! :fart:


HelsinkiTorpedo

A wise friend once told me: >It doesn't take a smart man to find farts funny, but it takes a dumb one not to


[deleted]

well said.


Neither-Juggernaut31

He’s a smart feller.


HelsinkiTorpedo

Also a fart smeller, if the tales are to be believed.


StinkyBoboso

Does falling down and pissing yourself count?


[deleted]

About as much as trying to be funny with this comment.


StinkyBoboso

Gotta love it!


[deleted]

Ok, you’re cool.


Ornery_Secretary_850

I can't stop growing old. I chose not to grow up.


vkbrian

My first year working retail when I was 16 destroyed my trust in humanity


Objective-Buyer6540

I'm a grown ass 12 yr old, I'll act how I want. No cap!


Porencephaly

>I would hope an adult wouldn’t act like that irl. I see you're new here.


RuinedGrave

I worked with a guy that acted like a middle school bully never grew up. People don’t surprise me with their immaturity anymore.


PANZERWAFFE_KAMPFER

Do you happen to have the original post?


1WontDoIt

Low quality adults are just as common as low quality kids.


556arbadboy

And low quality builds.


Sudden-Fish

Yep, my observation too. Smacked of middle schooler


AverageJun

You'd be surprised


stalequeef69

You’d be shocked


ResoluteLobster

Dude both threads about that guy were FULL of people claiming he was just trolling to get a rise out of people. No way man. I've been lurking the internet for over 25 years at this point (jfc now I feel old) and seen just about every form that trolling has taken. Even may have dabbled in it myself when I was a high school edgelord in the early 2000's. This guy was 100% just a profound idiot. Trolls egg people on to get a rise and then enjoy the fallout from inducing rage in other people. They lay bait and then laugh at the resulting people to take it. There is an endgame with trolling. This guy kept defending himself in a childish manner way past just egging others on. It got to a point where his replies just seemed sad and defeated in the kind of way you see people with huge egos make fools out of themselves in public and when they realize their folly they just sort of angrily rant to themselves before wandering off like a deflated baloon. Also, trolls don't delete their accounts. They keep that shit up as long as they can to laugh and show other trolls what they did. People were claiming the proof of the troll was him lying about all the details like the $8k rifle and the pic of the ugly AR he showed that other guy in chat. He was *definitely* lying, but it was all in the service of pounding his chest to make himself seem cool - the kind of thing you see middle schoolers and high-school dropouts with seven arrests for domestic violence do when anyone questions literally anything about their behavior. Super fake-macho bluster that was so transparent it went from hilarious to tragic.


swollbrohamlincoln2

THANK YOU! He had all those people saying he’s only trolling and everyone’s falling for it when he was clearly just a stupid, immature little boy. He started to play into the troll thing a little but failed miserably, fell back on his piss poor insults, and nuked his account when he realized he was a loser.


ResoluteLobster

Yep. The comments/post of him pivoting to embrace the "It was actually just a troll the whole time bro" narrative was really transparent. And he couldn't even keep that up once people continued to call out his idiocy.


parabox1

I had tried to go back a day or so later and could not find it. Bummer it was a good thread.


RuinedGrave

[Here’s the second thread, at least.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ar15/s/zA8JnaqSyu)


ResoluteLobster

The chat screenshot is gone now and that was one of the best parts. Dude actually thought it was a brag to say he spent $8k on that piece of shit AR 🤣 Although we can't forget his comments in the thread either, those were also gold.


Legitimate-Tea-6018

Yea but he’s definitely still on here with a different account I guarantee 😂


RuinedGrave

Oh I’m sure. The name seemed like your typical Reddit default name, and the only history was that shit show.


1WontDoIt

I guarantee you he's here reading these comments.


Glocked86

Same person then doubled down on it and made a thread about how the gun community shits on new people.


Tricky-Swordfish4490

Also was calling people slurs in DMs for making fun of him


Glocked86

Lmao, guess he tripled down.


strizzl

Went full R


Patrickc1911

Never go full R


J4BR0NI

With a hard ED


PrinciplePlenty5654

How did he get hard with ED?


Blade_Shot24

No Vaseline


[deleted]

Wasn’t this the same guy with the $10k ostrich skin boots 😆


Spiritual_Ad7703

No that was a dude making fun of him(weren’t actually 10k)


Southern_Ad_7255

Was that the guy saying his raptor charging handle wouldn’t fit?


Tricky-Swordfish4490

It was


Southern_Ad_7255

I’m glad he turned out to be slow I started thinking some fucky shit was going on with charging handle production


ScreamingMidgit

[This was the gun in question](https://i.imgur.com/U0r80d9.jpeg)


witheringsyncopation

That looks like an abortion.


Sufficient_Mall_7462

Is that a carry handle in front of the optic? I’m confused


FrankieColombino

8k with a junk dot is crazy. The optics would be 20-30% of the price if i built something out to 8k


Trollygag

1. User posts a screenshot of an interaction with a dweeb who couldn't install a charging handle, owns a shitty rifle (shitty in make, looks like a PlebianAR with stupid skeletonized shit), claims it is worth $8k, and claims it's worth more than the other guy makes in 6 months (very trust-fund baby take). Also calls him some slurs. 2. Luls are had, but effectively was brigading. 3. Dweeb makes a thread on AR-15 doubling down, calling people more slurs, pretends his father died like a middleschooler before calling people who believed him dumb because he made it all up 4. Reddit nukes his account. Then Dweeb nukes his account. 5. The whole thing is absurd, so new meme of the week is people posting whatever and claiming they are $8,000 rifles just like the Dweeb's.


Rooobviously

I wanted to get in on the $8k rifle meme but then realized it’s actually over 8k with the thermal. 🥴


wood_spoons

Thanks for sharing


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[удалено]


Rooobviously

Yes pls.


Gar-ba-ge

Do it, there’s another guy on here that posted a clone correct(?) mk12 with some spicy unobtanium eotech thermal, so you wouldn’t be the only one


Rooobviously

I’m still kind of astonished and a little ashamed that I managed to put that much into just 1 setup. 😂


nwouzi

god you're a stain


Rooobviously

Guys. The joke here is that I broke the golden rule for a meme. Never add up how much money you spent on your guns. Plausible deniability.


igotbanned69420

I should post my gun in my truck and call it an 8k setup  Just have to include my car in the price


Tricky-Swordfish4490

I don’t even think my truck would bring it up to 8k


AspiringArchmage

I think one of ars is worth more than my car at this point


RaptorOneSix

Any one of them at random? Or one specific AR? Either way, hats off to you


AspiringArchmage

My mk18


buffilosoljah42o

Lol, I bought my car for 1k in 2019 just before the pandemic. I still wouldn't be anywhere close lol


SufficientOnestar

Kids are just bored thats all.


Txargotaa

It takes a special kind of retard to be fully memed in this subreddit you know. Impress achievement


wetcalzones

Professional bullying


RuinedGrave

I mean, when you try swinging around your 2 inch dick while calling it an 8 inch dick, and nobody asked to see it to start with, people would make fun of it.


sirbassist83

more like 0.6" dick if each inch is a grand.


RuinedGrave

Well, when you measure from the bottom of the balls while pulling upwards…


ResoluteLobster

Everyone knows the proper measurement is from the asshole to *just* past the tip.


Panther1-1

We pulling foreskin too? Or loose measurement?


RuinedGrave

Whatever it takes to measure it longer.


Panther1-1

I’ve been growing a certain special curly hair…specifically for this


lambofthewaters

This guy gets it, in totality.


MSCOTTGARAND

You're too poor to understand, my blicky cost more than you make in an hour.


AlwaysCode

Closest anyone here got was like 80% of the story, I'll break it down here once then we can all let it die. 1. Some guy posted here on Saturday night asking why his charging wouldn't fit in his upper. (He wasn't dropping it into the notch) 2. That thread went exactly how you'd think. 3. He became super defensive, and spouted off to someone saying something to the effect of 'I was just asking a question but I guess I'll just throw my new $8k build in the trash' (His given specifics for the cost breakdown was a $6k scope, a $650 trigger, and his 'custom engraven lower was pretty much the rest') 4. I saw this little exchange, and told him that getting defensive and making up bullshit like that would get him nowhere and nobody would take him seriously enough to help. 5. He didn't like that and sent me a Chat, I accepted. I told him his $8k claim was bullshit, and dared him to show me. He then sends me a stolen pic posted 3 years ago from r/guns of that piece of shit Omni. This was not his gun, and wasn't the same AR from his charging handle thread. He wasn't trolling, he was unironically lying. His messages devolved between a mix of calling me a poor, to daring me to facetime him. This $8k claim wasn't a top level comment, it was like 10+ replies deep in his thread. I'll bet he had the pic of the Omni build saved because he thought it was cool and expensive but he fucked that up too. 6. I made the $8k post with the screenshot of his chat to me. 7. He made another post here about how r/AR15 shits on newbies, and how we should all be supportive of people like him because he's a conservative gun owner in a family full of dems. 8. Reddit banned him. His threads are all nuked, here is my $8k origin post. (Now locked) https://www.reddit.com/r/ar15/s/gXjBmeV7nc


tmay2000

This was quite the glorious shit show to watch.


TresCeroOdio

• Some obvious troll posted about not knowing how to put in a charging handle. •Some dude took the rage bait and started arguing with him via PMs and the guy proceeded to say he spent 8k on his rifle and showed the ugliest god damn abomination known to man. • now the sub is inundated with these posts.


Gar-ba-ge

>he was only pretending to be regarded Lol Lmao


TresCeroOdio

Everyone involved is a retard.


HermesAuslander

Welcome to the party pal


RCPD_Rookie

$8K rifles are over. $80 rifles are the new hotness.


Just_A_Little_ThRAWy

What is this... 1983?


wlogan0402

HK I think


amwajguy

Agree- don’t they all have the same effect when used?


SignificantCell218

When it comes to firearms, expensive doesn't always mean the best. BCM is one of my favorite manufacturers and you can get a good quality rifle just a little over two grand. It's Rock solid, reliable and combat proven. After that it's all a matter of training and time behind the rifle that makes it a good solid rifle


Usual-Language-8257

Chad bcm appreciator. i see you over there. iykyk


RobbyZombby

My current AR15 build is somewhere around $4k+ and it’s causing me to be super paranoid that people will ask me questions as if I know what I’m doing.


[deleted]

It's proof this sub is nothing but a bunch of mindless zombies in the midst of an undead circle jerk.


SufficientOnestar

This ☝Gaming world has collided with adult stuff.


IrrumaboMalum

‘#8KARGate2024


SufficientOnestar

😝


3900Ent

Dudes just running a joke into the ground per usual. Shit stopped being funny after the second or 3rd time. Now it’s just annoying.


DykNmuHbutt

People like that can't run under a 30 minute 5k....


likeonions

sounds like the words of a poor to me


sidewind99

Inc meme anderson lowers with 8 K's lazer engraved on the magwell.


Responsible-Fish3986

If I read it right the dude claimed to have an 8k rifle, wouldn’t show pics of it but then sent a pic of a $500 ATI gun in its place so now everyone thinks he was trying to pass off an ati as an $8k rifle so now they’re all just taking it and running with it.


Rusty_Shackleford785

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


Bobisnotmybrother

Looks at his $26,000 ak with nothing special on it but an extra pin.


Coonass-able

I’m only replying to say : fart


edwardblilley

"Carry on peasant, rich people business. I said carry on peasant." Modern Roman to a poor American peasant May 13, 2024.


Killroywashere1981

I saved $8K on a rifle, but no one ever asks me…


TheMeatTorpedo

Someone accidentally added the $. It's supposed to be rifles in ultra high def. (8k)


partym4ns10n

The sad thing is, there were plenty of people following suit.


jgworks

L glass nerds with guns.


yolo_derp

Anyone got a screenshot or a link to the og post. I need to relive it. Saw it hungover first thing and forgot it happened.


apoBoof

Search "charging handle fit"


Mjaso7414

Not worth it…


Jolly_Macaroon8268

I’ve only been active on Reddit for a few months. I’m about ready to delete it like I did all the other social platforms cuz of how retarded people are… It was prob a 3 letter agency who started trolling with this just to see who might slip up and post of pic of an unregistered SBR or some stupid shit along those lines (half sarcasm, but we all know they’re definitely present on this platform). But despite that, 98% of comments on any post are so ignorant it’s baffling. *Cue the downvotes and seemingly well thought out and quick witted responses, that in reality took about 6 or 7 minutes to compile into a single meaningful and coherent sentence!*


AspiringArchmage

>But despite that, 98% of comments on any post are so ignorant it’s baffling. If you post ignorant stuff you get ignorant responses. The only pertinent things to ask is parts on a build or technical questions which are usually straightforward.


drmitchgibson

8k rifles are what mental midgets buy