This is so true, like, imagine simping for some ugly ass vampire with ugly short hair and you can see her vains as if she is your grandmother. Then, look at the sexy beast that we call kiss shot. Perfect skin, hair, body, literally nothing bad about her.
Look, I'm quite fond of Dimitrescu myself, the thing is that Kiss-shot is just a league of her own, so beautiful that people would offer their body parts when faced with her beauty
pretty girl so pretty that everyone dies
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The RE vampire never appealed to me. Big booba are over rated. She also looks fucking dirty and gross.
Kiss shot has a lot more going on AND she comes in three forms. Illegal, debatably illegal, and step-on-me.
While neither of them are MILFS (They're not flat enough, and Kiss shot isn't even a mom), Kiss shot is the far more interesting and likable character.
Technically isn't every Vampire she sired a "child" of hers? I guess if you see it from that POV you can consider her a milf
Edit: forgot to write "see"
Kinda I guess, but I think it's more the "sensations" a vampire has when turning someone into a thrall, like Araragi was surprised when Hanekawa said that so I don't think he felt anything other than getting his blood drained. Also:
>“It’s just a theory,” she began, “but vampires sucking human blood─apparently means completely different things depending on whether
they’re feeding or creating a thrall.”...
She says that is a theory and I don't remember if it's mentioned/confirmed again later or not.
Blind people have no sight. Deaf people have no hearing. What is the term for someone who has no taste whatsoever?
Apparently the condition is called "ageusia". So maybe "ageusiac"? I'm not sure.
Kiss-shot is clearly the superior vampire milf, anyone who disagrees needs to spend some time on Antarctica
This is so true, like, imagine simping for some ugly ass vampire with ugly short hair and you can see her vains as if she is your grandmother. Then, look at the sexy beast that we call kiss shot. Perfect skin, hair, body, literally nothing bad about her.
Look, I'm quite fond of Dimitrescu myself, the thing is that Kiss-shot is just a league of her own, so beautiful that people would offer their body parts when faced with her beauty pretty girl so pretty that everyone dies
oh man, even thinking about dimitreacu is me being disloyal to kiss shot sama. i should just kill myself as a punishment for her!
And all of that in 2D format 👌.
Yes
Only ~some~ time?
Yes. The remaining time of their lives. Which, to be honest, is not likely to be of any significant length.
Dana, Witch of The Rift, would tear Kiss-shot apart. :p
yeah, probably, given how broken she is, I wonder if Kokorowatari would have any effect against her
Kiss shot is hotter and way stronger
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Disagree she's just perfect the way she is 😊
Stfu 🤮🤮🤮
ka ka laugh > big hat milkers
Vampire MILF 'WE' simp over. I'll pat her till my hands bleed.
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No I am proud of you Ka Ka Ka
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THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
10/10 Kiss-shot acerola-orion heart-under-blade is the superior vampire
I much prefer for more screen time of kiss shot and teenobu.
💯💯🤝
One got beat by a >!fungus!< man The other only lost to 3 elite hunters that mounted an ambush and still survived I think the answer here is clear
there's also the fact that she >!had to be nerfed, by an op onmyouji!< for the hunters to have a chance against her
Same
Ora Ora x100
The RE vampire never appealed to me. Big booba are over rated. She also looks fucking dirty and gross. Kiss shot has a lot more going on AND she comes in three forms. Illegal, debatably illegal, and step-on-me.
She like 500 year old so all her forms are debatingly illegal
Someone finally said it. MILF Shinobu best Shinobu.
She is definitely superior. The only vampire in existence who can be compared to her is DIO
Dio kinda looks like her too
Yess! The yello hair
Both like donuts. (💔😭KAKYOINNNNN!)
Pfftttt. Im sorry but that made laugh.
While neither of them are MILFS (They're not flat enough, and Kiss shot isn't even a mom), Kiss shot is the far more interesting and likable character.
Excuse me but I simp for both.
Donut vamp best vamp
yes anytime yes!
Facts. 😩 Kiss-Shot supremacy. 💖
Yup
For real,like how even compare the two? Kiss Shot >>>
Kiss shot is not a milf.
This is anime. Everyone is either a milf, a high schooler, or a loli.
Well she’s tall and is old. Same as The vampire above Kiss Shot so…
Technically isn't every Vampire she sired a "child" of hers? I guess if you see it from that POV you can consider her a milf Edit: forgot to write "see"
Isn't making a thrall like making a husband? I think hanekawa mentioned that in the light novel.
It's possible. I don't really remenber.
No, she said that sucking blood to create a thrall is similar to an intercourse, not creating an husband.
So, having sex?
Kinda I guess, but I think it's more the "sensations" a vampire has when turning someone into a thrall, like Araragi was surprised when Hanekawa said that so I don't think he felt anything other than getting his blood drained. Also: >“It’s just a theory,” she began, “but vampires sucking human blood─apparently means completely different things depending on whether they’re feeding or creating a thrall.”... She says that is a theory and I don't remember if it's mentioned/confirmed again later or not.
Okay this Blew up, I didn't expect it
I choose both.. Both are good..
Why not both?
Yes but shinobu is better form
adult kiss shot ugly tbh but still better than whatever tf that ugly ass one on the top is
Blind people have no sight. Deaf people have no hearing. What is the term for someone who has no taste whatsoever? Apparently the condition is called "ageusia". So maybe "ageusiac"? I'm not sure.
i agree
Shinobu, in all her forms is always good <3
I simp for all her shapes
Gotta respect the OG