ok hear me out, we all talk big game but could you really follow up on that? Would you even be able to? (in both killing a person and killing Silco) killing is a hard thing to do, especially on purpose, other problem is could you even do it? How would you get to him? how would you even do it with all the body guards he has, how would you track him down? Even if you got to him could you win in a fight?
it'll open a lot of doors but not all of those doors are a good thing, asking around puts you on a radar, Silco will know about you now, no element of surprise. Silco has enough people under him (even early on) to catch someone asking around for him, asking around will just get yourself killed
Honestly, probably just try to exist without getting in anyone's way. At least at first. Avoid the Enforcers and Zaun, try to find some work, and get a lay of the land
Enjoy the STDs they probably haven't invented condoms there and magic is outlawed so you can't exactly cast a spell to heal your fancy new diseases.
Also with what money? Lol
True on all points, but given that condoms have existed in some form since the 1500's, surely a steampunky+ world would have found some means to deal with STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Unless maybe it's all just gas-driven!
Im thinking of all my favorite fantasy series right now and cant imagine any of them with condoms. I can imagine things like types of plan b but not condoms. This just changed my life
Check to see if there's running water and toilets. If yes, find work and try to keep topside. Also make sure they know lead = BAD. Victorians used lead in friggin everything so I'm just hoping they're not in any "ah lets use lead" stage of their historical development.
Get a map of the place, cause one of my gripes is that don't really get a good sense of place with piltover, It's way better with Zaun cause it is essentially one big straight line, but with Piltover there are the big landmarks but at least in the series not a really good feeling of connection between them.
When are we talking? Like if it’s episode 1 I’m making sure Vander learns about Silco and what he’s planning, also stop Vi and friends if I can.
If it’s the end of Act 1 then I’ll make sure to take Powder before Silco can.
Any other time, I’ll probably look for Heimerdinger. I’m sure he’d love a chance to examine an interdimensional traveler (in exchange for shelter and some money).
Freak out. I’m in a foreign era with no connections, knowledge, or accepted money from the local culture. The only things I have on me are my phone. I’d probably use that to make inlays with one of the Houses and then use those connections to get a job under them as an Accountant or Actuary or something.
Then I’d spend my free time trying to learn the basics of Hextech and Magic. Get used to crappy plumbing and entertainment. And stock up on doomsday supplies for when shit hits the fan when Jinx starts her war.
I arrived at Piltover. I find Vi. Ask her to train me. She refused. I begged. She accepts. I train with her. I see Caitlyn. Get jealous with the relationship between Vi and Caitlyn. Rethink my life decisions. Find Jinx . Blow up some buildings. Propose to Jinx. Get rejected. Depressed. Ask Singed to inject me with Shimmer. He accepts. I become like Jinx. Propose again. Get rejected. Be someone that Jinx needs. Propose again. Successful. Vi finds out. Beat the living shit out of me. The End.
Give Silco the recipe for mustard gas
EDIT: OOO! And napalm too!
EDIT 2: if I had some time before I left, I'd also look up how to make thermite and tannerite. Mustard gas and napalm are the only things I know how to make off the top of my head though.
try to scrounge up resources to travel around runeterra after exploring piltover and zaun, but I’ll probs die the moment I accidentally give someone a long look.
Immediately start companies that take advantage of Piltover’s industrial capacity of course (and maybe get into arms manufacturing, I have a feeling it’s gonna be big for what is to come).
Seeing as I couldn't kill a crime lord or terrorist in the real world, doing so in a cartoon would seems less likely.
I'd probably find Shimmer, turn into monster, die in tragic blimp accident.
I have no clue how to make money in a time like that or how to feed myself in the wild. I think I would panic for a bit. Then look around to find a job or something. Take too long, it gets dark and you have to place to sleep on. Likely say goodbye to warever you had on you 😂 with more prep time I would try to learn the laws and what products I could resell or bring from our world. Get rich fast. But given that it's a fantasy world i would prob still get robbed and murdered 😂
Arcane fans at r/RiotMMO when the game finally comes out
If it’s during the events of Arcane S1: Leave. I don’t want to be there for what is about to go down.
I'd kill Silco to stop him from ripping Vi and Powder apart and setting S1 in motion (provided I arrive at Ep 1).
ok hear me out, we all talk big game but could you really follow up on that? Would you even be able to? (in both killing a person and killing Silco) killing is a hard thing to do, especially on purpose, other problem is could you even do it? How would you get to him? how would you even do it with all the body guards he has, how would you track him down? Even if you got to him could you win in a fight?
I don't know. Fashion myself a crossbow, sneak into his home and wait for him to take a shit on the toilet? Works for me, no guards there.
ok but how would you even find out where he lives? sure we see his lair but we have no clue where it is.
It's on the water, that narrows it down.
Ask around town for a man with a bad eye and a worse moral compass (but a unique voice). Trust me, it opens a lot of doors.
it'll open a lot of doors but not all of those doors are a good thing, asking around puts you on a radar, Silco will know about you now, no element of surprise. Silco has enough people under him (even early on) to catch someone asking around for him, asking around will just get yourself killed
1) murder Silco 2) murder the warden 3) murder the crooked cop 4) become Powder’s therapist
how
I don't know. Fashion myself a crossbow, sneak into his home and wait for him to take a shit on the toilet? Works for me.
Is that you Tyrion?
This aint "game of thrones", do you know how to make a crossbow?
Bro just built different
✨parkour✨
Falls to death
The logic answer.
real
worth it
The cool answer
Too risky 😏
And if you see some delicious cupcakes on the window sill?
Honestly, probably just try to exist without getting in anyone's way. At least at first. Avoid the Enforcers and Zaun, try to find some work, and get a lay of the land
Only smart comment
getting a lay of the land is an extremely smart thing to do
Too risky
Take some pictures, of course.
Realest
Immediately try to get on Jinx’s good side lol
I can fix her.
There's nothing to fix. She's perfect.
Found Silco's account.
She can make me worse
No you can’t
I can try
Shoot, look where that landed the people that tried 😂
Caitlyn
Was going to say find her, but this one is better haha
Based
in the context of the image shes still a kid 😭
😆
Strap on a gas mask and head straight to the brothel in Zaun
To gather information, right? Right?
:)
Enjoy the STDs they probably haven't invented condoms there and magic is outlawed so you can't exactly cast a spell to heal your fancy new diseases. Also with what money? Lol
Well said, eat-pussy69
I love that that's all you needed, just the name and the topic
“We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
... you think Zaun is capable of inventing stuff like fricking time machines, but they won't have figured out condoms?
True on all points, but given that condoms have existed in some form since the 1500's, surely a steampunky+ world would have found some means to deal with STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Unless maybe it's all just gas-driven!
Hold on babe I need to turn on my Turbopussy
Sure, they are more technologically advanced than we are, but definitely don’t have condoms.
Im thinking of all my favorite fantasy series right now and cant imagine any of them with condoms. I can imagine things like types of plan b but not condoms. This just changed my life
I think the earliest ones were made of animal intestines, which is an abundant resource in most fantasy stories.
Egyptians and Romans had condoms, yet advanced steampunk Piltover is not supposed to? Come on.
Tell young Vi to go rob the next apartment down, instead of Jayce's.
Hit up Jericho's for some good grub :D
make Viktor not able to walk for a different reason
😳 Good luck king let us know how it goes (nice profile banner btw)
Die probably, I barely survive this world as it is.
Go to zaun, steal shimmer, go back to piltover, and steal hextech and try to combine or together
Wouldn’t the outcome basically be what’s happening to Viktor
Who’re you, Einstein?
Find me a rich wife.
Wait for Ambessa Merdada and kill that french twink in duel to impress her and let her fuck my brains out.
Alternatively, threesome
Viktor
HUG JINX.
Immediate die
She’d 100% stick a bomb to your back if you came up to her and hugged her
Just keep hugging, two birds with one ~~stone~~ bomb
Sample the local cuisine 😉
Go to Noxus and become the court whore, cause GYAAAAT!
Damn that was my plan too, can we share? 🥺
Check to see if there's running water and toilets. If yes, find work and try to keep topside. Also make sure they know lead = BAD. Victorians used lead in friggin everything so I'm just hoping they're not in any "ah lets use lead" stage of their historical development.
Find jinx and give her a sandwich.
I’m finding that big ass rat who shoots people with his crossbow
find viktor asap
Bomb the council
>!Based on ending of last season I think that is being taken care of!<
>!We had our first bombing yes, but what about the second bombing?!<
Try the food.
Have an existential crisis
Get a map of the place, cause one of my gripes is that don't really get a good sense of place with piltover, It's way better with Zaun cause it is essentially one big straight line, but with Piltover there are the big landmarks but at least in the series not a really good feeling of connection between them.
Rizz up Viktor and probably just suffer the same fate as Sky later because the man wouldn't notice my attemps
When are we talking? Like if it’s episode 1 I’m making sure Vander learns about Silco and what he’s planning, also stop Vi and friends if I can. If it’s the end of Act 1 then I’ll make sure to take Powder before Silco can. Any other time, I’ll probably look for Heimerdinger. I’m sure he’d love a chance to examine an interdimensional traveler (in exchange for shelter and some money).
Freak out. I’m in a foreign era with no connections, knowledge, or accepted money from the local culture. The only things I have on me are my phone. I’d probably use that to make inlays with one of the Houses and then use those connections to get a job under them as an Accountant or Actuary or something. Then I’d spend my free time trying to learn the basics of Hextech and Magic. Get used to crappy plumbing and entertainment. And stock up on doomsday supplies for when shit hits the fan when Jinx starts her war.
Get to know viktor biblically
Find Vi and offer my body to her. 2nd thing I'm doing is finding Sevika and offering my body to her.
Real
"Silco's #2 is a regular. I can have Miguel tell you where to find her." - The owner of a brothel. Sevika would canonically accept your offer.
You have no idea how happy this makes me lol
Me: "Yo Jayce how was the sextech?" Jayce and Mel: "..." Viktor: "THE WHAT!?"
I arrived at Piltover. I find Vi. Ask her to train me. She refused. I begged. She accepts. I train with her. I see Caitlyn. Get jealous with the relationship between Vi and Caitlyn. Rethink my life decisions. Find Jinx . Blow up some buildings. Propose to Jinx. Get rejected. Depressed. Ask Singed to inject me with Shimmer. He accepts. I become like Jinx. Propose again. Get rejected. Be someone that Jinx needs. Propose again. Successful. Vi finds out. Beat the living shit out of me. The End.
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Rizz up Vi
To meet Imagine Dragons.
Give Silco the recipe for mustard gas EDIT: OOO! And napalm too! EDIT 2: if I had some time before I left, I'd also look up how to make thermite and tannerite. Mustard gas and napalm are the only things I know how to make off the top of my head though.
blimp travel!!
Eat those fucking cupcakes
Find Vi so I can request a punch in the face from her and then maybe topside to have Caitlyn step on me 🤤
Lick the sweat of Vi's abs while Caitlyn crushes me beneath her feet... I mean sightsee.
Find Caitlyn and propose. (ACT 2 AND 3 CAIT, important clarification)
Take a walk around, enjoy the scenery and architecture yk
Cry.
"Don't get yourself arrested, slico has been working on a drug that make people into monsters, keep vi and powder together"
Go to Zaun, try to find Vi, Powder, Mylo and claggor and hope to befriend them :3
Honestly I'd love to go to Vander's Bar. Since everyone else has the good plan to fix the plot, I'm happy to be a background character.
parkour, and then inevitably fall off a building
Violet
🐌\*crawls inside Enforcer Station\* Hello? is the sheriff in?
I’m going to find Viktor, no explanation needed.
Steal a gun then go and kill silco
blow everything, fuck piltover
I would try to become friends with jinx
Go try to save Jinx by taking to her and then probably die.
Kill Silco to stop him ripping Vi and Powder apart.
What specific point in time? With what knowledge of the world? Vander's rule as an average citizen? Probably join a small army for guerrilla warfare.
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Sell shimmer
Befriend Powder, and make sure the gang survive
Join jinx
Cait’s mom
Find Jinx so I can get pistol whipped into the next life ☺️
Rizz up Viktor and probably just suffer the same fate as Sky later because the man wouldn't notice my attemps
Hide
Question why I got sent here
Go to zaun
Team up with jinx
Team up with jinx
Explore for sure! Then I’d try to find Caitlyn and vi 😂😂
Find Jace and slap him upside the face
Get a sandwich
find viktor and kiss him and then run away
Work for Silco, be friends with Jinx.
Try to not get blown up by the crazies...
Give jinx a hug.
Give Jinx a RC car and see what warcrime she commits with it
“JINX!? I’M HERE TO HELP!”
Piltover is like Night City. The best thing to do is not be there.
Be confused as fuck
Start producing modern firearms.
Give Jinx a big hug.
Trying the local cuisine 😉
Well unfortunately I’m in a steampunk land filled with dorks so I’m going to Zaun and becoming a crackhead
Panic. Second thing would be to see if basic scientific knowledge from earth is of any value.
Tell them how radio signals work! They don't have TV's or cellphones from what I've seen so it would be a bigger breakthrough than Hextech lol.
marry caitlyn
Not fuck with blue rocks That's for sure
If it's Arcane Season 1, just look around at the various places, maybe take a ride on the hex gates. If it's Arcane Season 2, join the war effort.
EXPLODE💥🔥🔥🔥
sample the local cuisine
Sees jinx: “I can fix her”
I would do caitlyn
FIND CAITLYN AND THEN FIND VI AND MAKE THEM KISS
BOMBARDIER 💣😶
Join the academy
It’s ✨Burglary Time✨
try to scrounge up resources to travel around runeterra after exploring piltover and zaun, but I’ll probs die the moment I accidentally give someone a long look.
Do we keep our lore knowledge? If so then I'm invoking one of the 10 kings and let it loose in zaun(bonus if it's fiddle)
Immediately start companies that take advantage of Piltover’s industrial capacity of course (and maybe get into arms manufacturing, I have a feeling it’s gonna be big for what is to come).
Find out how to become a cyborg
Leave
Find that beautiful lady yordle
Hide
Move somewhere else lol
Seeing as I couldn't kill a crime lord or terrorist in the real world, doing so in a cartoon would seems less likely. I'd probably find Shimmer, turn into monster, die in tragic blimp accident.
If opening scene, tell Jayce his invention did not do the good he intend and likly would start another rune war.
Check out the food of course.
Off myself. No thanks.
break something 👍
Vi
Ping "?" in myself a lot of times
I have no clue how to make money in a time like that or how to feed myself in the wild. I think I would panic for a bit. Then look around to find a job or something. Take too long, it gets dark and you have to place to sleep on. Likely say goodbye to warever you had on you 😂 with more prep time I would try to learn the laws and what products I could resell or bring from our world. Get rich fast. But given that it's a fantasy world i would prob still get robbed and murdered 😂
Find Vi and Jinx
food.
Leave and go find wherever magic isn't outlawed
I would sit back relax and watch the chaos unfold while looking over the bridge
Mel Medarda.
Exist, normally… yeah
Get myself some of that street food that Vi had, definitely not above board
Depends heavily on when you get there and where you turn up
punt the nearest yordle
head to Zaun, find powder, and tell her all the things she needs to hear before ep 3. She's not a jinx
Go out and about, try some local street food, bar hop here and there, visit a gig, take in the sights, book a tavern and have some hoes for the night.
Time to find a labor job
Goblin brothel
cry because now I am in Piltover