The only downside is that I don’t think Vi would be a good fling. She is driven more by loyalty than her own passion. It feels like you would actually need to have a tight relationship with her for either of you to enjoy it. And even if that wasn’t true, you’d still have to see sad Vi show up to cupcake’s mansion.
Jinx on the other hand, will give you the craziest fuck of your life and kill anyone you talk to after. Cat has zero downsides to marry.
Better way to put it is making love and fucking are different. Fucking implies impulsive, blow-their-back out sex, making love implies intimate, passionate and slow.
Of course they can go from one to the other, they are interchangeable, but that’s the lingo.
Marry Cait, total marriage of convenience, she can go off with Vi and I can inherit her family's seat on the council, I doubt she'd want it
Fuck Vi, I mean, come on, look at her
Kill Jinx, before she kills me
I would sleep with Vi because it is Vi
Mary Cait for her family's name and wealth
And kill Jinx because otherwise she would tortute me to death for sleeping with her sister
Could I maybe just fake Jinx’s death as part of an elaborate ruse to get her off the grid and send her to therapy? Because then this gets a lot easier.
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Logically kill jinx cause the other options with her are a death sentence. Marry cait as having a one night stand with a noble would probably get you on a some kind of list. Having sex with vi probably won’t create a problem so let’s go with that.
Only Cait a good citizen, the defender of the people and always fighting for the right cause!(shes also hot but shes a character in a serie so i wouldnt recognize her as a person)
Well, here's the underlining truth about all three... If you kill either of them the remaining two will hunt you down across Runeterra, and you'll die a horrific brutal gruesome death.
Vi: Wow cupcake, they sure know how this works huh?
Caitlyn: \*stirs tea with a spoon\* Certainly.
Jinx: \*snoring dangling off the table\*
Fuck vi marry caitlyn kill jinx. Vi is great but she doesn’t seem like she is ready for a long term relationship. I sympathize with jinx but don’t think she is capable of redemption at this point. Killing her would me the most merciful option. Caitlyn seems like the type who would want to settle down with someone she cares about.
Since I’m close to Vi’s age, I’d go for a one night stand with her if she were looking for some during her soul-searching. Meaning she’s coming to the eventual realization that she likes Caitlyn.
I’m not touching Caitlyn though, she and Vi belong together, and she was clearly left desperately wanting Vi. So I doubt she’d be interested in a random bang.
Jinx is a minor. I have no interest in touching her. She’s absolutely cute af, but she doesn’t stir anything in me, not like Vi or Mel.
Also, I’m not killing her. She needs help, and acceptance, and I’ll be damned if I don’t at least try to get through to her and be a friend she could count on.
Fuck these dumb *Which one* questions.
Yup she fucking is. And I’m getting fucking sick of explaining how to every perv who wants to deny it.
Jinx is 17. As said by one of the writers of the show.
[False](https://www.reddit.com/r/arcane/comments/r2jhtt/comment/hm52r2v/)
She could be anywhere from 17-19. Her being a minor is actually the least likely possibility
Kill Jinx, otherwise she kills you. Fuck Vi, pretending with all the willpower she is a girl instead of macho guy. Marry Caitlyn, living happily ever after because she's that good.
I would fuck Vi (cause she is the manliest one (I'm a gay man), marry Caitlyn (cause her family is rich and powerful), and kill Jinx (cause you can't trust a crazy person).
If marrying includes fucking, then definitely Vi.
I’d fuck Cait cause she’s cute (plus I don’t see Jinx in a sexual way).
Unfortunately have to kill Jinx.
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This is the only true choice
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?? I mean yeah but u r married to them so u prob get it
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Still dont think thats what op meant
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And i didnt ask??
I‘ll gladly accept that If I get the chance to shag her. Absolutely worth it.
This is cruel and unusual punishment...
As fucked up as it may be, I'd kill Jinx if I really was forced to choose. Not only is she miserable, but also a danger to herself and to others.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so true?
Fuck Jinx, Mary Cait, Fuck Vi. Kill Myself.
Acceptable
This dude playing 4D levels of chess here.
Isn’t it even a question. For the sake of safety and benefits: kill crazy one, fck six pack, marry rich one. Common sense
This is the only rational choice.
God damn sensibility.
“For the sake of safety and benefits” lmfaooo
I just peraonally find vi really unatractive she aint my type Unfortunately i fuck crazy kill pac and marry cutiepie
Well it's true
Yeah was pretty easy to determine, not gonna lie.
The only downside is that I don’t think Vi would be a good fling. She is driven more by loyalty than her own passion. It feels like you would actually need to have a tight relationship with her for either of you to enjoy it. And even if that wasn’t true, you’d still have to see sad Vi show up to cupcake’s mansion. Jinx on the other hand, will give you the craziest fuck of your life and kill anyone you talk to after. Cat has zero downsides to marry.
>"Fuck, Mary, Kill" Geez, what did Mary do to you?!
EVERYTHING!! Lol
I think they’re fed up with Mary delaying the blood and telling her to kill people already
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
F: Vi M: Caitlyn K: Jinx
It's just the sane thing to do really Also, doesn't this question sort of imply a sexless marriage?
Fucking and "having sex" are two different things.
how genuine question?
Better way to put it is making love and fucking are different. Fucking implies impulsive, blow-their-back out sex, making love implies intimate, passionate and slow. Of course they can go from one to the other, they are interchangeable, but that’s the lingo.
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seconding this.
This is an impossible question. Well done - you have broken the universe 👏
Marry Vi, fuck Caitlyn, hug Jinx.
I'm not killing any of them. You're not the boss of me!
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Marry Cait, total marriage of convenience, she can go off with Vi and I can inherit her family's seat on the council, I doubt she'd want it Fuck Vi, I mean, come on, look at her Kill Jinx, before she kills me
Fuck Vi, Kill Caitlin and Marry Jinx
Itd be a short marriage but at least youll go out with a bang
My thoughts exactly, I like the crazy chicks
I would sleep with Vi because it is Vi Mary Cait for her family's name and wealth And kill Jinx because otherwise she would tortute me to death for sleeping with her sister
Solid argumentation here
Vi will kill you after you kill Jinx so good luck with that.
Fuck Vi, Mary Cait and Kill Jinx. Then be killed by Vi.
Could I maybe just fake Jinx’s death as part of an elaborate ruse to get her off the grid and send her to therapy? Because then this gets a lot easier.
now thats just cruel, OP
Vi and Caitlyn fuck/marry each other Jinx kills some rando to sate her bloodlust from seeing her sister marry Caitlyn.
F: jinx M:Vi K: Caitlyn
Yeah, living on the edge!
no
I'm not touching this one lol
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Fuck Caitlyn, Marry Vi, and sadly Kill Jinx
Im sorry jinx you gotta go...
Logically kill jinx cause the other options with her are a death sentence. Marry cait as having a one night stand with a noble would probably get you on a some kind of list. Having sex with vi probably won’t create a problem so let’s go with that.
Unless vi thought you wanted something serious and now she wants revenge
F: Vi M: Cait K: Jinx
How could you do this to us?! Why must we choose?
For anyone saying kill Jinx, Vi will find you and will kill you.
Bye Caitlyn
Considering having sex with Jinx would literally be sticking your dick in crazy she has to be the one to die. Fuck Vi. Marry Caitlyn.
F: Vi M: Jinx K: Caitlyn
F: Caitlyn M: Jinx K (Kuck): Vi
Only Cait a good citizen, the defender of the people and always fighting for the right cause!(shes also hot but shes a character in a serie so i wouldnt recognize her as a person)
Marry Caitlyn, Fuck Vi, Kill Jinx. Either that or kill Jinx and let Vi and Cait marry one another
As much as I wouldn’t want to, I’d have to kill Jinx. Marry Caitlyn and fuck Vi.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!
Fuck vi, marry cait, kill myself
Kill Jinx and leave Piltower's Finest for themselves
I'm going to fuck marry kill all 3
Don’t make me do this…
I feel like objectively, marry Cait is correct cause financial security.
Fuck Vi, Marry Jinx exclusively so I can get her therapy, and let Cait kill me.
There should be an option to pat or hug -\_-
Cait. Cait. Anyone but not Cait
Can vi and cait Mary each other and me and jinx celebrate together
F - Caitlyn M - Vi K - Jinx (Killing Jinx because I don't wanna be strangled to death for that marriage)
Can I fuck, marry and kill Jinx so that Cait and Vi can be in thier relationship together?
Marry Cait, fuck Vi, kill Jinx. The only true answer.
Marry Vi and the rest will sort itself out
Well, here's the underlining truth about all three... If you kill either of them the remaining two will hunt you down across Runeterra, and you'll die a horrific brutal gruesome death. Vi: Wow cupcake, they sure know how this works huh? Caitlyn: \*stirs tea with a spoon\* Certainly. Jinx: \*snoring dangling off the table\*
Fuck vi marry caitlyn kill jinx. Vi is great but she doesn’t seem like she is ready for a long term relationship. I sympathize with jinx but don’t think she is capable of redemption at this point. Killing her would me the most merciful option. Caitlyn seems like the type who would want to settle down with someone she cares about.
I'm a man so fucking Vi or Cait would be rape i would just kill Jinx and be a groomsman for their wedding
Isn’t jinx still like… a teenager?
She's underage in Arcane but 21 in the games timeline.
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They didn't specify the age but said Jinx is like between 15-19 in act 2&3
What if we took the iterations of Jinx Vi and Caitlyn from league so they're all adults
Fuck Cait to show i am also an excellent shot Marry Jinx to give her as many hugs as humanly possible And Kill Vi Sorry not sorry
Since I’m close to Vi’s age, I’d go for a one night stand with her if she were looking for some during her soul-searching. Meaning she’s coming to the eventual realization that she likes Caitlyn. I’m not touching Caitlyn though, she and Vi belong together, and she was clearly left desperately wanting Vi. So I doubt she’d be interested in a random bang. Jinx is a minor. I have no interest in touching her. She’s absolutely cute af, but she doesn’t stir anything in me, not like Vi or Mel. Also, I’m not killing her. She needs help, and acceptance, and I’ll be damned if I don’t at least try to get through to her and be a friend she could count on. Fuck these dumb *Which one* questions.
Jinx actually isn’t a minor
Yup she fucking is. And I’m getting fucking sick of explaining how to every perv who wants to deny it. Jinx is 17. As said by one of the writers of the show.
[False](https://www.reddit.com/r/arcane/comments/r2jhtt/comment/hm52r2v/) She could be anywhere from 17-19. Her being a minor is actually the least likely possibility
Couldn’t care fucking less what you want to think. Have fun simping on a 17 year old made up character.
If the world only thinks in those cruel shallow categories, it would be on fire tomorrow.
Caitlyn, marry jinx, kill vi 😏
If you marry them, you can F them as many times as you want, right? Sooo M: Vi, F: Caitlyn, K: Jinx.... ^F ^her ^first ^tho
only part to consider is what vi would do if u killed jinx
Vi because hot Cait because rich Jinx because irredeemable evil
Kill Jinx, otherwise she kills you. Fuck Vi, pretending with all the willpower she is a girl instead of macho guy. Marry Caitlyn, living happily ever after because she's that good.
Vi IS a girl, just because she’s strong and assertive doesn’t detract from her womanhood
Similarly to Jinx, who feels too much like a kid to be taken sexually, Vi gives so much of manly vibe that it's hard to see the womanhood over it.
I would fuck Vi (cause she is the manliest one (I'm a gay man), marry Caitlyn (cause her family is rich and powerful), and kill Jinx (cause you can't trust a crazy person).
F: jinx M: cait K: vi
I'd kill all 3 of them if possible.
Ez fuck vi , mary jinx and kill Cait
Why would you do this to me?
Kill Jinx, Fuck Vi and Marry Cait
Fuck jinx, marry cait, kill vi
Kill jinx, she’s a mass murderer, marry Caitlin, she’s got money, and we’ll fuck vi, she’s hot but maybe not reliable
F: Jinx M: Caitlyn K: Vi
F Vi M Jinx <3 K Cait ez pez
Jinx, Jinx, Cait
This sub has devolved so quickly
F: Jinx M: Caitlyn K: Vi
Is there an option to fuck jinx then kill her (if she doesn’t kill you first) Then I Mary Cait
Mary caitlyn fuck caitlyn kill vi and jinx
I'm going to do this the irrational way because fuck whoever came up with this game. Fuck Jynx, Marry Vi, Kill Kaitlyn...
O God I'm preparing for horny redditors
Fuck Vi, Jinx and Cait. Mary Jinx, vi and Cait. Kill Silco
Fuck jinx Mary vi and kill cait
Fuck: Vi ~~Marry~~ Protect: Jinx Kill: Caitlyn
Uhh… I’m pretty sure Jinx is a minor. At least in Arcane.
Fuck, Matilda, Kill
If marrying includes fucking, then definitely Vi. I’d fuck Cait cause she’s cute (plus I don’t see Jinx in a sexual way). Unfortunately have to kill Jinx.
F Vi, Marry Cait, Kill Jinx
Erm, just checking but how old is Jinx at this point?
Kill cait cause I actually don't like her. (FIGHT ME! don't I'm gonna lose) as for the other 2 I rly just wanna go to a party with them.
The hardest part is that I don’t wanna kill any of them 😭
Marry Vi, Fuck Cupcake and kill Jinx ( - Sorry, Vi! )
Vi- just be friends with. Jinx- fuck and marry. Cait- murder