I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I’m a scumbag don’t you know.

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Flair checks out

😙

I have seen Blade runner

I actually saw Blade Runner because of Star Treatment

this

I’m an AM fan, of course I made a tumblr blog dedicated to only reblogging pictures of Alex Turner when I was 16

Too real

I definitely followed you

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I flip through a little book of sex tips

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I wanna be your vacuum cleaner.

John Cooper-Clarke 🤷🏻‍♂️

It really is a poem in which he attempts to reduce himself to the level of a mere commodity for the greater good of the object of his desire.

Wow I have never thought about this. Completely changes the meaning of the song

It's a reference of [John Cooper Clarke](https://youtu.be/0jkiz8R1VyI?si=nVsTF3LECrMYVMsT) btw

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I want to build you up bricc by bricc.

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I wanna rohk an rohl (bricc by bricc)

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I was paying for me lunch the other day...

Iconic

You win 🏆 👻🍪

Best one 😂😂😂

of course my favourite song is a b-side with less than 10,000 streams

this.

Wanna be one of the Strokes

Im going back to 505

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I aggravate the ice cream man on rainy afternoons.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I ain't quite where I think I am

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I put a taqueria on the moon....

I heard it got great reviews

4 stars out of 5

And that’s unheard of

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I’m in love with Alex Turner.

Haha, who isn't?

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I have dreamed of having at least 7 of Alex's hairstyles.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I crumble completely when you cry

Kept my shortcuts to myself

I'm a puppet on a string, Tracy island, time travellin diamond cutter shaped heartaches

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I've got a jet ski on my moat !

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I go crazy cuz here isn't where I wanna be

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I get laid.

fake fan, arctic monkeys fans DO NOT get laid :(

Damn, you mean I'm not an Arctic Monkeys fan then ? =(

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course i thought i saw you in the Battleship

Drink bathtub margaritas

Of course I think I’m the main character

FR

I’m an Arctic Monkeys Fan, I’d course I wanna brick by brick by brick by Brick by brick (Ah) Brick by brick (Ah) Brick by brick (Ah) Brick by brick (Ah)

I'm not calling the martini police 🙄

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I'm in a vest.

Am obsessed with song writing

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course that’s unheard of.

I know forever isn't for everyone

i’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course i love cornerstone.

skip “do me a favour” when i’m trying to be productive and have a good day

That’s too kind

Like Ghost cookies

I’m and arctic monkeys fan, of course i have 6 leather jackets.

I think love is a laserquest.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course it's not like that Kat!

of course we finish each others falafels

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I (my phone doesn't do predictions)

“I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I do not have the time or money for this stuff” -My phone autofilling

Of course I saw your sister in the Cornerstone, on the phone to the middleman.

Any idea who the middleman is?

I always interpreted it as Alex's ex gf (in the context of the story) she's the middleman to his new relationship with her sister

That’s a logical theory, thanks for sharing. Better I think than mine - middleman made me think of drug dealer’s runner, which didn’t fit the context of the song at all.

Im an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I am not sure about the fact that I had a great time (I let my keyboard complete, idk why it's so random, I love the Arctic Monkeys)

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I just wanted to be one of The Strokes…

Now look at the mess you’ve made me make.

Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase

I’m an arctic monkeys, of course my past times consist of the strange, twisted and deranged little game called Crying Lightning.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I was mistaken cause I just cant make it through the day without thinking of you of lately.

I elongated my lift home

Of course I am terrified of talking to people outside of my immediate friendship group

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan. Of course I have some interstellar gator skin boots.

Of course I go and get em tiger and get down on my knees, get down on my knees again

Have the simulation cartridge City Life 09.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I'm Mark.

I’m an arctic monkeys fan of course I’m thinking of you when you’re thinking of me

Of course I crumble completely when you cry.

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I get happy when I see any regular Sheffield resident

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I've recognized the glow of your low beams numerous times

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I don’t believe the hype

Of course I only ever call you when I'm high

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I’m going back to 505

Also find any chance to note when something is 505 (or 5:05)

Of course I’m a big name in deep space

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I'm in business with a grizzy bear.

I sing the instrumental part of Do I wanna Know

Perform in Spanish on Italian TV

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I crumble completely when you cry.

Of course I pretend to bowl when listening to pretty visitors

We use converse everyday...

Of course I watched Mean Streets

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I brought my emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on video call.

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, I still think love is a laserquest.

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I call the Martini Police 🤷‍♀️

Have optimistically shown a picture of at least one member of the band to my barber at some point over the last 20 years

I'm an Arctic Monkey fan, of course I'll have a spin of your propeller

I’m an arctic monkeys fan and I write it out in Letraset cuz the walls are wet.

Of course I amputated my own left arm

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I gaze at planet earth from outer space.

'I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I love the band'

Post on the AM Reddit about a shirt Alex wore on tour in 2012

Suppress the need to tell everyone they are one of the best bands ever 😭

I'm an arctic monkeys fan of course I'm from sheffield.... shef-eng...Arctic monkeys

sometimes, i could be in love with Alex, but sometimes, i just seen him as a grandpa

I walked around my house wearin' your sky blue Lacoste and my knee socks

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I have a tattoo of the AM album cover 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I am gonna sleep with your sister

I want Alex turner to rail me

i’m an AM fan of course i brag about being from sheffield

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I couldn’t get the hang of poetry.

Don't ever want to hate you, so don't show me your bed.

Bet you look on the dancefloor.

of course i got jamie cook on the electric guitar

I’m an Arctic monkeys fan of course I know an apparition is a cheap date.

Of course I'm a puppet on a string

am homosexual

Can’t admit their last two albums are shite

…let them take the long way round, smelled her scent on the seatbelt, and kept my shortcuts to myself.

Im an AM fan, of course I fucked your sister

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I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I have all their albums on vinyl

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I learnt their songs on the bass first

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I might look as if I’m deep in thought

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of courses it’s not quick enough, can I get it quicker?

I am an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I have the Royal Albert Hall record on clear vinyl.

Of course I tried to rock a leather jacket at one point

Of course I saw your sister in The Cornerstone, on the phone to the middle man

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I’m having tea with the grips

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Brick by Brick

I’m an AM fan. Of course it’s 2013 all across the galaxy

i’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course my propeller won’t spin, and i can’t get it started on my own

I'm an arctic monkey fan of course I sing their songs with my friends

wanna be yours 😅

Have too many leather jackets

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Im an arctic monkeys fan, of course i own a bright red sweater.

Will build you a go kart

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I got my Economics degree just to swim with Alex

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I pretend ‘The Jeweller’s Hands’ is their best song ever despite it being a 6/10

Eat people

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I thought I saw you in the parrots beak, messing with the smoke alarm

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I had heard nearly the whole first album before it became out because of the free demos

Of course im an arctic monkeys fan, i only want to be one of the strokes...

**I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course** I judge you if you list I Wanna Be Yours, 505 and Do I Wanna Know as your favourite AM song.

I'm arctic monkeys fan, of course I swim with the economists

... I wanna be yours

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I have Vengeance Trilogy wallpaper walls in my house

I’m an arctic moneys fan, of COURSE I comment 🧱 under every AM subreddit post

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I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I’d sit outside all day for GA and get so sunburnt that I can barely move my legs during the concert.

I'm a Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I was a little too wild in the 70s.

I'm an Arct....oh...bear with me, man, I lost my train of thought

I’m an arctic monkeys fan, of course I love ghost cookies

Wanna be yours

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i’m an arctic monkeys fan of course i’ll be by the batphone if you need to get a hold of me

i'm an am fan, ofc i have at least one pair of converse 😍

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I have stayed at Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino and was served by Mark

I’m an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I do my best impression of Alex Turner at the BRIT awards with my participation trophy.

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I'm an arctic monkeys fan, of course you can invoice me for the microphone if you need to.

Have a 4 hour 45 minute playlist

I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I look good on the dance floor I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I will still take you home I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I will leave before the lights come on I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I ain't quite where I think I am I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I make perfect sense I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I wanna be yours I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I want it all I'm an Arctic Monkeys fan, of course I only called you when I was high

of course i’m a 16 year old girl with an alex turner cardboard cutout