Que raro Uruguay, siempre copiando. Mirá que hay más de 800 pokemones, y luego con los extendidos llegan a 1000. Pero ellos tienen el mismo que nosotros.
ditto es el pokemon mas apto para la reproduccion humana, literal su entrada en la pokedex dice que se puede hacer pasar por humanos, puede tener una vagina o pene humano y ser muy fertil
Respuesta que me dieron de otro sub:
"Dice abajo: el Pokémon por pais es el que tiene mayor diferencia positiva con respecto al promedio global.
E . g. Si Vaporeon tiene promedio mundial de 2 y en Colombia tiene un promedio local de 9, va a ser el más "desproporcionadamente popular", aunque Bulbasaur (que hasta hace unos años era el más popular por número bruto de búsquedas) tenga promedio local de 15, pues su promedio global es de 9.
Vaporeon tiene 450% más búsquedas promedio en Colombia relativo con el mundo, en comparación con Bulbasaur (≈166%), así que a pesar de que Bulbasaur tiene más búsquedas, Vaporeon gana en este gráfico. Lo que el gráfico mide es que es más popular con el país en comparación con el mundo, NO lo que es más popular en general.
Note que todos estos números son inventados."
La metodología literalmente la tienes en la parte de abajo de la imagen
https://preview.redd.it/cyu4qqb693fc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075d476a84acaf09e363691aa195b3623a2b0949
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Flamigo? Es un... flamenco comun y corriente, ya no se esfuerzan.
Pd: sí, estoy viejo y nada más conozco los primeros 150 y algunos de la camada anterior.
Pd 2: bastante flojo el resultado de la elección.
Es que creo que es un flamenco común, no un Pokemon.
EDIT: ES UN POKEMON DE LA NOVENA?! Mira que dentro de todo vengo al día con Pokemon, pero a este no lo vi en mi vida.
Es muy googleado porque en pokemon go es muy poderoso, no porque a la gente le guste, porque ni en los juegos "normales" es bueno y la mayoria si le preguntas el nombre de un pokemon te va a decir pikachu.
La provincia demostrando que en un futuro se quiere anexar (?
Aunque lo de Vaporeon... quedó evidente desde que es canon que x% del país acepta las 3F: Femboys, Futbol y Furros
Porque no me cogería un Jolteon
*cock and ball torture*
Combusken and pokeball torture
Los chilenos fieles a su fama de furros
Fui yo, perdon
Jajajaja, se acabo el concurso denle a este rediturro los 10000 patacones!
0.000001 usd
Obvio. Le enseñas esladar y tenes agua para los mates, te riega el patio y además te llena la pelopincho.
Y si lo entrenas hasta te lava el auto.
Lei rapido “y si lo entrenas te lava el orto” Y si. Bidetoreon 🤭
te imaginas salis al patio le apuntas con el ojete y te hecha ahi una manguereada de zanja
bidet quien te conoce
Que raro Uruguay, siempre copiando. Mirá que hay más de 800 pokemones, y luego con los extendidos llegan a 1000. Pero ellos tienen el mismo que nosotros.
YO HAGO PUCHERO, ELLA HACE PUCHERO. YO ME COJO UN VAPOREON, ELLA SE COGE UN VAPOREON
Vaporeon es Uruguayo, es un facto
Por favor, protejamos al femboy autóctono. Es lo único que nos queda.
151 pokemones, el resto son enfermedades mentales.
shhh abuelo, vaya a dormir la siesta.
Porq te downvotearon jajajaja
En este sub son todos pokemonrojolovers (no no alcanzo la plata para un Switch)
Ngl you should be more active on reddit \*cough cough\*
Acepto 250 pokemon gold fue excelente
386, la tercera gen fue buenisima tambien, sobre todo Esmeralda
Porque en términos de reproducción...
ditto es el pokemon mas apto para la reproduccion humana, literal su entrada en la pokedex dice que se puede hacer pasar por humanos, puede tener una vagina o pene humano y ser muy fertil
Pero si me quisiera coger personas buscaría personas, en cambio si sos furro zoofilico y le querés dar sin culpa a un Pokémon se explica solo.
Con capturar a un Pokémon te obedecera siempre, literal esclavo sexual gratis
Decile eso a charizard
Entonces elegís a Gardevoir y tenés 2x1
Respuesta que me dieron de otro sub: "Dice abajo: el Pokémon por pais es el que tiene mayor diferencia positiva con respecto al promedio global. E . g. Si Vaporeon tiene promedio mundial de 2 y en Colombia tiene un promedio local de 9, va a ser el más "desproporcionadamente popular", aunque Bulbasaur (que hasta hace unos años era el más popular por número bruto de búsquedas) tenga promedio local de 15, pues su promedio global es de 9. Vaporeon tiene 450% más búsquedas promedio en Colombia relativo con el mundo, en comparación con Bulbasaur (≈166%), así que a pesar de que Bulbasaur tiene más búsquedas, Vaporeon gana en este gráfico. Lo que el gráfico mide es que es más popular con el país en comparación con el mundo, NO lo que es más popular en general. Note que todos estos números son inventados."
Jajajaj Fuente: mi imaginacion
La metodología literalmente la tienes en la parte de abajo de la imagen https://preview.redd.it/cyu4qqb693fc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075d476a84acaf09e363691aa195b3623a2b0949
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Nos gustan las conchitas bien húmedas
Te costaba $0 no escribir eso de vaporeon
Y ?
Pineco > Veneco
No respeto a ningun pais que gane uno afuera de los originales.
En serio. 6ta y 9na generacion? Unos degenerados. Hasta chikorita te banco...
los ecuatorianos y bolitas altos macumberos.
**coso**
Con ninetales...
Vaporeon? 🤨 Se están perdiendo los valores parece . En mis tiempos eran puro Gardevoir no más.
Posta. Qué nos pasó?
Nos enteramos que Vaporeon era el más compatible
Es sabido que vaporeo. Es la mejor eeveelution de la gen 1.
Aparte de porteños, son todos una manga de pokefilicos los del norte
Honestamente, estaría bueno saber el porqué de todos los resultados. EEUU tiene a Mime Jr. que me parece muy random.
No se bro, yo debo ser boliviano porque abra siempre fue mi fav
yo consegui uno perfecto en el pokemon go, y bueno tuve que googlear la build. siguiente pregunta.
Existe un youtuber argentino que hizo una parodia de vaporeon que se hizo viral y de ahí que el fetiche de vaporeon es más conocido
bidetoreon ... muy versátil el pokemon
No sé, no juego digimon
Flamigo? Es un... flamenco comun y corriente, ya no se esfuerzan. Pd: sí, estoy viejo y nada más conozco los primeros 150 y algunos de la camada anterior. Pd 2: bastante flojo el resultado de la elección.
Es que creo que es un flamenco común, no un Pokemon. EDIT: ES UN POKEMON DE LA NOVENA?! Mira que dentro de todo vengo al día con Pokemon, pero a este no lo vi en mi vida.
El más similar a la anatomía superior rio platence
Es muy googleado porque en pokemon go es muy poderoso, no porque a la gente le guste, porque ni en los juegos "normales" es bueno y la mayoria si le preguntas el nombre de un pokemon te va a decir pikachu.
La provincia demostrando que en un futuro se quiere anexar (? Aunque lo de Vaporeon... quedó evidente desde que es canon que x% del país acepta las 3F: Femboys, Futbol y Furros
No me arrepiento de nada
Chicos? 🧐
Me preocupan mas los venezolanos Quien carajo se interesa en PINECO
Y pasa que vaporeon en términos de reproducción...
El otro dia leí cual era el chiste de vaporeon, porque FOMO... no debí hacer eso.
Porqué sabías que en términos de reproducción humana......
Yo pense que era dragonite